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#13475 - valax ONLINE (04/17/2012) [-]
Um..
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#13680 to #13860 - KiraLives (05/10/2012) [-]
Because.. I thought we already went over this!

Define "to die for" >.>

Ah, well alright then.
Unbelievably~!
#13686 to #14068 - valax ONLINE (05/10/2012) [-]
Welp, I guess this is it, then. Huh? :3

I'd gently whisper to their ear: "Ai raab yu." and offer them something to eat.
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Mhm.

#13691 to #14075 - KiraLives (05/11/2012) [-]
What, you going in constant loops? :c

Sounds like you like it a lot then >.>

Wait, if you're omniscient, why do you ask questions?
#13694 to #14080 - valax ONLINE (05/11/2012) [-]
Yes, do you wish to punch me..? :3

Mhm.

A man can only remember so much.. My my..
#13697 to #14083 - KiraLives (05/11/2012) [-]
Do you want to be punched? :3

Just keep it PG :d

But you said you were omniscient D;
#13701 to #14086 - valax ONLINE (05/11/2012) [-]
I'm more into asphyxiation, thanks.

Shh, no one needs to know.

Yeah, well. Omniscient is a wide concept.
#13709 to #14090 - KiraLives (05/13/2012) [-]
*Choke* Better? :d

Do we need censor bars? >.>

Well, what's your idea of omniscience then?
#13711 to #14099 - valax ONLINE (05/13/2012) [-]
You know that moment when you bite yourself in the cheek? :d
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Naaaaaaaaah..! Naaaw.... no... no...! nah....?

Like, a dude, who, like, knows... like... stuff... and stuff... y'know?
#13717 to #14101 - KiraLives (05/13/2012) [-]
Happens to me all the time :d

Well if you say so~ :3

How very dictionary-like of you :P
#13720 to #14110 - valax ONLINE (05/13/2012) [-]
You have fat cheeks~ :P

Yeah, biatch, I dough say sou. :U

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#13672 to #13860 - KiraLives (05/09/2012) [-]
*Sudden deep gasp* o_o

Well that would make sense I suppose :d

Maybe, if you're good :3
#13674 to #14060 - valax ONLINE (05/09/2012) [-]
Take your asthma medicine, damn it.

Mhm, hail Satin. Fine cloth, amirite?

Good as in: morally justifiable, or good as in: skilled?
#13679 to #14062 - KiraLives (05/10/2012) [-]
Give it to me? :3

Fine cloth indeed, makes for wonderful undergarments :d

Good as in... Makes me happyface :P
#13685 to #14067 - valax ONLINE (05/10/2012) [-]
*Gives it to you*

Satin undergarments are for homos.

<- Your happyface? :d
#13693 to #14074 - KiraLives (05/11/2012) [-]
*Takes it and swallows* o;

Tell that to the wonderful feeling as I stand up :3

You could say that :P
#13695 to #14082 - valax ONLINE (05/11/2012) [-]
Want some liquid to help with the swallowing process? :d

Stand up or stand out?

youtu.be/4l686Bbp0XA <- This video is amazing.
But you totally won't get it.
#13699 to #14084 - KiraLives (05/11/2012) [-]
What kind of liquid? >.>

Both~<3

Indeed it is, in many many ways :d
Why not? D;
#13703 to #14088 - valax ONLINE (05/11/2012) [-]
Watar?

Meh, go home.

You're just saying that, jeez.
Because you don't know what El Shaddai is.
#13706 to #14092 - KiraLives (05/13/2012) [-]
That better be water :c

But I am home :d

It made me feel all tingly inside :3
Doesn't matter >:c
#13708 to #14096 - valax ONLINE (05/13/2012) [-]
It's watar, yeah. :P

Go home.. uh.. more..?

Spring's here, could be an allergy.. :d
I've got this reaaaally awesome vidja, you'd prooobably reeeally appreciate it~
#13721 to #14098 - KiraLives (05/13/2012) [-]
Good.

Not sure how to comply D;

Sure.. >.>
Gimme gimmie o3o
#13725 to #14114 - valax ONLINE (05/13/2012) [-]
Fabulous.

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C'mon, babe, don't be like that.

Want more of that allergy medicine? :d
Nooo, I want something in return, which you won't give.. :c
#13736 to #14118 - KiraLives (05/13/2012) [-]
Fantastic.

Care to show me? :c

Is it your special kind? :d
Wh-what do you want? :L
#13765 to #14129 - valax ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-]
Over the top.

I could hit you until you did it..

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loratadine
Something of about same magnitude..! :U
#13770 to #14158 - KiraLives (05/14/2012) [-]
Excellent.

But I'd die D:

Uh, thanks, I think. :d
Such as? :c
#13774 to #14163 - valax ONLINE (05/14/2012) [-]
Adequate.

We're all going to die one day.. :L

You're quite welcome, moh deer.
A funny vidja.
#13777 to #14167 - KiraLives (05/15/2012) [-]
Sufficient.

Not that soon :c

Do I need to repay you~?
watch?v=C68mC2OtQUA closest I've got >.>
#13781 to #14170 - valax ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
Insufficient mana! :u   
   
Premature.. :L   
   
Yes, 1,000,000 dollars...!!   
Eh...
Insufficient mana! :u

Premature.. :L

Yes, 1,000,000 dollars...!!
Eh...
#13785 to #14174 - KiraLives (05/15/2012) [-]
I need more mana, where get?

Immature.. :L

I meant in a different way~ :<
You drive a hard bargain.
#13789 to #14178 - valax ONLINE (05/15/2012) [-]
Get Ring of Basilius or just wait for few mins

Incipient.. :d

I dunno what else to get.. :c
You're hard...
#13608 to #13860 - KiraLives (04/28/2012) [-]
Damn you and your delicious treats :c

*Awkward gargle-moan* o3o

Nice cover story >.>
#13609 to #13996 - valax ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
They're quite tasty, I should make so for myself.

Shooshh shooosh shoosh..
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Truce story.
#13610 to #13997 - KiraLives (04/29/2012) [-]
You should, and then you will grow fat :3

What if I don't wanna shoosh? :c

I'm not sure :d
#13613 to #13998 - valax ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
Naw, YOU grow fat 'cause you don't work out. :d

I'll punch you in the jaw and make you swallow your own teef.

I don't give a f*ck.
#13616 to #14001 - KiraLives (04/29/2012) [-]
I don't eat either :d

Sounds appetizing >.>

So rude<3
#13618 to #14004 - valax ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
Or so you say.

Teef.. o3o

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#13621 to #14006 - KiraLives (04/29/2012) [-]
64kg, man :d

I bet they'd hurt upon final exit though :c

Cute~
#13624 to #14009 - valax ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
Pfft.

I highly doubt that.

*shrug*
#13628 to #14012 - KiraLives (05/01/2012) [-]
I am not a substantial man.

Why would you? o3o

*STRONG shrug*
#13599 to #13860 - KiraLives (04/28/2012) [-]
Which guy? o3o
#13602 to #13987 - valax ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
Oh, just one guy who's been hanging out lots with me lately.
#13607 to #13994 - valax ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
'Tis what I said. Do your ears work!?
'Tis what I said. Do your ears work!?
#13611 to #13995 - KiraLives (04/29/2012) [-]
Ohoho, getting defensive, I see how it is :3
#13614 to #13999 - valax ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
Yeah, okay. Be retarded, like I care.
#13617 to #14002 - KiraLives (04/29/2012) [-]
Grouchy much? :c
#13620 to #14005 - valax ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
Mentally dysfunctional much? c:
#13625 to #14010 - valax ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
Are you feeling unwell?
#13629 to #14013 - KiraLives (05/01/2012) [-]
What do you think?
#13533 to #13860 - KiraLives (04/28/2012) [-]
Give me raab~ :<

That seems... Odd :c

I will possess you!

sure :d
#13538 to #13921 - valax ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
How much and for how long? :d

At least it's not banned in Germany. youtu.be/JmS9SXQnCSE

How much and for how long? :3

How the f*ck are you to say no to this bro?
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He has coffee, man.
#13540 to #13926 - KiraLives (04/28/2012) [-]
5ever

I ban u in Germanie :3

Entirely, for a fortnight o3o

That's a lot of coffee D:
#13542 to #13928 - valax ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
Must I?
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Alright, come at me.

How hard? *wink*

He's gotta have enough for at least two, heh.
#13546 to #13930 - KiraLives (04/28/2012) [-]
Yes, always.

It's gonna take a while :L

Harder than you've ever had before~

That's enough for several cups D:
#13548 to #13934 - valax ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
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Take your time, son.

I- It's my first time, b- be gentle.

Dojima likes coffee, I'd assume.
#13552 to #13936 - KiraLives (04/28/2012) [-]
In a way, yes :3

Thanks, dad.

Never~

So... A coffee slut, you might say :d
#13554 to #13940 - valax ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
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You're very welcome. *fatherly embrace*

Be average?

Don't diss my Dojima.. :U
#13555 to #13942 - KiraLives (04/28/2012) [-]
I-if you want...

You're the best, dad! *Audience "aww's"*

Far more likely :3

Nothing wrong with being a coffee slut! D;
#13558 to #13943 - valax ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
I don't..!

*Show ends* Okay, case closed. Let's get drunk!

Mhm, gurl.

You're a slut.. D:
#13564 to #13946 - KiraLives (04/28/2012) [-]
D-don't what..!?

VERY drunk :P

But still not a promise~

I know :3
#13568 to #13952 - valax ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]

Psst, I Accidentally didn't reply to the last line.
Will you forgives me?
#13569 to #13956 - KiraLives (04/28/2012) [-]
Give me obligation chocolates?
#13575 to #13962 - valax ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
Goodness, you're the worst.
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#13577 to #13963 - KiraLives (04/28/2012) [-]
I could be worse...
#13580 to #13965 - valax ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
Do I have to deal with it?
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#13585 to #13968 - KiraLives (04/28/2012) [-]
Don't you always? :3
#13594 to #13973 - valax ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
No.
I wonder what one guy's up to..
#13567 to #13952 - valax ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
Wanna do that sorta stuff with you.. :L

Medium drunk, like, just a little tipsy.. :d

'Kay 'kay
#13571 to #13955 - KiraLives (04/28/2012) [-]
Why not? :c

But... I wanted to molest you...!

Are you willing to accept the risk? :3
#13573 to #13959 - valax ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
My standards are high.. :L

But... I wanted to molest myself.

Why not, right?
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#13578 to #13961 - KiraLives (04/28/2012) [-]
You sayin' I'm LQ?

You can already do that :d

I suppose :d

Is that actually goodnight or what? o3o
#13581 to #13966 - valax ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
It's too much of a gamble, lol.

But it's not as fun.

Mhm.

Not actual, I think. But I do wanna sleep, I had a rough week. Bluh.
#13590 to #13969 - KiraLives (04/28/2012) [-]
... :c

But still....!


Rough week, you say? :<
#13593 to #13978 - valax ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
It's cool, we can still drink coffee together, haha.

Stfu, boyo.

Mhm.
#13600 to #13981 - KiraLives (04/28/2012) [-]
I'm not sure I want to anymore ;o;

Make me :P

What made it so ruff? :3
#13604 to #13988 - valax ONLINE (04/28/2012) [-]
Suit yourself, just know: I'm willing to cook squid sausages and rice for you if you drop by.

*sticks fingers into your mouth* o3o

Your mo-, I mean... I just stopped sleeping.
#13477 to #13860 - KiraLives (04/18/2012) [-]
... What? Oh wow.. xD
#13480 to #13862 - valax ONLINE (04/18/2012) [-]
Hawaii is silly..
#13483 to #13865 - KiraLives (04/18/2012) [-]
Kawaii Hawaii o3o
#13486 to #13868 - valax ONLINE (04/18/2012) [-]
Mm, yes. That would be the joke, indeed.
#13490 to #13871 - KiraLives (04/21/2012) [-]
It's funny because a good number of Japanese either vacation there or live there now >.>
#13493 to #13875 - valax ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
Or so you say.
#13495 to #13878 - KiraLives (04/22/2012) [-]
Well, I was looking at Wikipedia, so.. So says Wikipedia o3o

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#13498 to #13880 - valax ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
Why was you looking at Hawaii on wikipedia?

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#13501 to #13883 - KiraLives (04/22/2012) [-]
Because I wanted to make sure my hypothesis was correct before I talked out of my ass :d

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#13504 to #13886 - valax ONLINE (04/22/2012) [-]
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Germaneze Suplexationen is very wünderbar.
#13508 to #13889 - KiraLives (04/22/2012) [-]
Yes, essentially XD

Ja, ja, very wünderbar. >.>
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