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KingRyan

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:10/30/2010
Last Login:6/27/2015
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#5 - Better with sound IMO 06/27/2015 on Context is Overrated +2
#66 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2015 on The truth must be known 0
#68 - isonig (06/25/2015) [-]
#398 - Actually I'm pretty sure Jesus was born 4 B.C. for some retard…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Given immortality but sent... +2
User avatar #458 - wisdombranch (06/25/2015) [-]
It is not retarded. Yes he was born 4 BCE. but then his parents got word from the angels [I guess the angles didn't tell jesus cause his body wasn't too good at talking yet.] that the local Governor was gonna kill all the 2yearold male infants in the district.... so his parents and he noped the fuck out to Egypt.

God didn't like that Herod of Judea tried to assassinate his Son. So God made Herod some into worm food. Living worm food. The man died because worms ate him from the inside out.

So MJ&J eventually got word that Herod was dead (I should note that "Herod" was a title used as a name. Like Caesar. Caesar rules over half a continent. Herod ruled over ... about the area of an American county.) so they went back to Judea. They arrived in the year where Jesus first begins his training to become the very best, like no one ever was in AD 1.
#669 - Rascal (06/25/2015) [-]
dude you should write more of these types of stuff like other biblical stories if you ever can. i'm christian and i already know all of this but you make them even more interesting and funny to read about
#451 - Rascal (06/25/2015) [-]
time converted when they added month(s) to the year
User avatar #410 - newtamalego (06/25/2015) [-]
That's just an error with recording dates and such, so in a perfect world, we'd have started 0 AD at the appropriate time
#636 - alarubra (06/25/2015) [-]
*CE
#6 - you spoiled it you asshat! Now I know who batman really is! Go… 06/24/2015 on Under the symbol is just a man +1
#8 - He's mocking the other commenter you piss faggot  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2015 on Anons solution for Suicide 0
User avatar #10 - killerjhtwo (06/24/2015) [-]
Don't bother man.
I appreciate it, but for some reason FJers have gone all tumblr and can't take insults/mockery anymore....
Forget ad revenue, this change is killing FJ...
#9 - absolutely nothing is wrong with you 06/22/2015 on Wut +4
#21 - **KingRyan used "*roll picture*"** **KingRyan rolled image… 06/21/2015 on vintage meme +1
#53 - I can only imagine what we'd do... 06/19/2015 on Your own Admin clone +2
#11 - This kids ******* deceiving these people and stealing t…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2015 on Kid freezing in Norway... +54
#163 - oniiking (06/19/2015) [-]
I didn't know Buzzfeed writers came here.
#87 - To be fair I love Steven Universe but this is some cancerous … 06/17/2015 on Porn is the window to the... 0

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User avatar #90 to #77 - murrlogic (05/31/2015) [-]
What is my motivation for what?
User avatar #78 to #77 - murrlogic (05/30/2015) [-]
Evening.
User avatar #79 to #78 - KingRyan (05/31/2015) [-]
What brings you to my profile this fine day?
User avatar #80 to #79 - murrlogic (05/31/2015) [-]
Your FJ name it interested me.
User avatar #81 to #80 - KingRyan (05/31/2015) [-]
As does yours. It sounds like a feminist complaining about how her "logic" is being violated.
User avatar #82 to #81 - murrlogic (05/31/2015) [-]
You're half right.
User avatar #83 to #82 - KingRyan (05/31/2015) [-]
Wait arent you the guy who posts all those creepy ass Korra abuse **** ?
#84 to #83 - murrlogic (05/31/2015) [-]
I'm legit wondering if I should answer this with an honest response.
#85 to #84 - KingRyan (05/31/2015) [-]
Oh jesus I  saw a little that too before I tapped out. did you do that as well? What the 			****		?
Oh jesus I saw a little that too before I tapped out. did you do that as well? What the **** ?
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User avatar #87 to #86 - KingRyan (05/31/2015) [-]
You draw some ****** up **** . But that looks like its made by myopicprophet I think thats his name
You have good gem taste though
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#89 to #88 - KingRyan (05/31/2015) [-]
Why would anyone do that? What is your motivation you sick bastard?
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#71 - kinggavin (10/26/2014) [-]
It seems I have a new adversary.
#72 to #71 - KingRyan (10/26/2014) [-]
I'm older than you. You are a false king and false kings get the shame cube!
I'm older than you. You are a false king and false kings get the shame cube!
#73 to #72 - kinggavin (10/26/2014) [-]
How's Edgar doing btw.
#74 to #73 - KingRyan (10/27/2014) [-]
Its tragic what happened. At least he skates with the kings of heaven now.
Its tragic what happened. At least he skates with the kings of heaven now.
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