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Date Signed Up:3/23/2010
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#303 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2014 on Cheating for good reviews 0
User avatar #312 - shitinmymouth (08/20/2014) [-]
Then don't. I'm just a random person speaking on internet, not a cop.
#302 - tbh, i think its just funny. i dont care if she got … 08/20/2014 on Cheating for good reviews +1
#152 - Picture 08/12/2014 on Robin Williams -4
#151 - Picture 08/12/2014 on Robin Williams -3
#150 - What if i never die. Who will i remember then? no one? 08/12/2014 on Robin Williams -4
#107 - He wasent really that great. Just a lot of mumbly no…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/12/2014 on Robin Williams -50
User avatar #142 - crimsonsunshine (08/12/2014) [-]
Who are you? who will remember you when you die? my guess is no one.
#280 - anonymous (08/12/2014) [-]
No one will remember you either.

I don't give a shit about him, no one should.
User avatar #281 - crimsonsunshine (08/12/2014) [-]
2scared2login
#288 - anonymous (08/13/2014) [-]
I don't have an account on this website anyway

Couldn't be bothered.
#150 - KingJessen (08/12/2014) [-]
What if i never die. Who will i remember then? no one?
User avatar #139 - sunshineinsanity (08/12/2014) [-]
You go to hell.
You go to hell and you die.
#151 - KingJessen (08/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #124 - Pootering (08/12/2014) [-]
You're the reason that terrorism is still a thing.
#152 - KingJessen (08/12/2014) [-]
#1070 - Picture 08/12/2014 on R.I.P. +1
#53 - Picture 08/09/2014 on Allahu Ackbar! +4
#49 - I was expecting spiders to come crawling out like crazy  [+] (26 new replies) 08/08/2014 on kick it and see what happens +32
User avatar #85 - rakogoki (08/08/2014) [-]
Brown Recluse and Black Widow on my hand at the same time
i bring sauce
User avatar #68 - alexthesiro (08/08/2014) [-]
what are the two spiders' species
User avatar #88 - huntergriff (08/08/2014) [-]
black widow and brown recluse
User avatar #90 - alexthesiro (08/08/2014) [-]
if you look down you can see i've already figured it out.
User avatar #96 - huntergriff (08/08/2014) [-]
well...you're gay.
User avatar #97 - alexthesiro (08/08/2014) [-]
i'm bi.
#70 - brotherhood (08/08/2014) [-]
black is a black widow and the brown looks similar so maybe a baby
either way thats scary shit
#72 - resnumbers has deleted their comment.
User avatar #71 - alexthesiro (08/08/2014) [-]
I knew the black one was a black widow, considering i've seen one in real life (spooky)
i think the green-ish one is a brown recluse
#74 - brotherhood has deleted their comment.
User avatar #98 - lordnerevar (08/08/2014) [-]
I'm serious. Not trying to make fun of you, it's just that he had a point. I wanna know why you thought the black widow was actually a brown recluse. My curiosity is eating at me like a fat guy at denny's
User avatar #94 - lordnerevar (08/08/2014) [-]
Hold the fuck up bro, that kindly anon has a point. May I ask what made you think a Black Widow was brown? Serious question, no judging
Just seems like a mistake I didn't think could be made
#102 - lostmyaccounts (08/08/2014) [-]
Juveniles and adult male Latrodectus are half the size of the females, and are often grey or brown and usually lighter in color than females;

maybe because the males can be brown
#104 - lordnerevar (08/08/2014) [-]
See? Thanks, this is the kind of answer I was trying to get. Instead, this hypersensitive little bitch is just deleting anything to do with any of this as if he's a 12 year old afraid of getting caught by his parents having an altercation on the internet, and thumbing everything to do with it down as if his little pixels are the staples Easy button for winning arguments that don't exist. Now that he has proven he won't have a stable and mature fucking conversation with me, I'm gonna quit giving him the benefit of the doubt and say he's the autistic third grader he's acting like.
Anyway, I knew that about males. You can't see, cause he wimped out and deleted his comment, but he stated that he thought the Black Widow female was a brown recluse.
How the flying hell did this stupid fuck think a black spider with a red hourglass marking was a brown fucking recluse? I can understand thinking the recluse was a male widow, but this shit is just total retardation. Don't forget to thumb me down, Brotherhood. It ain't gonna do anything ya scardie bitch.
#105 - angrypotatoes (08/08/2014) [-]
i like pickles
#106 - lordnerevar (08/08/2014) [-]
Oh hell no
Get out of here Spidermang, you s'wit
#107 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
#108 - lordnerevar (08/08/2014) [-]
Dammit spidermang
*shakes fist*
#91 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
Gonna thumb me down just cause you went full on retard?
What the fuck were you doing in kindergarten that made you not listen to the "Black widows are (Spoilers black with red markings on their abdomen.
I commented as an Anon, and am therefore impervious to your thumbs. You'd have more results going and whining out loud while kicking a fence, son.
Lern2colors
#89 - anonymous (08/08/2014) [-]
I swear to god, if you thought the black one with a red hourglass marking on its abdomen was a brown recluse, I will destroy your reproductive organs to stop you from ever reproducing.
#62 - validandclear (08/08/2014) [-]
what the fuck is wrong with that guy.
#60 - shadowbreech (08/08/2014) [-]
Is that green spider trying to grab the black one's ass?
#61 - doesthislookunsure (08/08/2014) [-]
it's a brown recluse
#63 - shadowbreech (08/08/2014) [-]
That wasn't my question
#64 - doesthislookunsure (08/08/2014) [-]
i know
#65 - shadowbreech (08/08/2014) [-]
#54 - Thanks OP! that was the best laugh i've had in a while 08/07/2014 on birds +1

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#4 - KingJessen (11/22/2011) [-]
**KingJessen rolled a random image**
User avatar #1 - Lawliett (06/20/2010) [-]
customary hug initiated


*hug
User avatar #2 to #1 - KingJessen (06/20/2010) [-]
:3
User avatar #3 to #2 - Lawliett (06/20/2010) [-]
yes...it is cute indeed.
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