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Gender: male
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:7/17/2009
Last Login:10/25/2014
Location:Texas
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Comment Ranking:#5866
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#48 - Oh, **** , there's another one now?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Disregard the constabulary +52
User avatar #75 - witislimited (10/24/2014) [-]
You see kids, when you feed the trolls, they multiply.
#49 - orochimarulover (10/24/2014) [-]
Yes I am Orochimaru sama, If you see Naruto tell him to come to my house.
#1451 - **Kanoah rolls 360,147,549** 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
#38 - Dude, us Americans don't even understand it  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on Darn +4
User avatar #63 - mamaluweegee (10/23/2014) [-]
I think I understand it, but don't quote me for anything. I think it's because a select few to a fair amount go on power trips and don't get punished. Even if this is the minority of the police officers, the media, being the money grabbers they are, will only really publish the negative, and the good police officers get underrepresented.
#39 - What the **** , man? 10/20/2014 on WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS +2
#54 - It's the ******* pube stache 10/20/2014 on So annoying when people... 0
#71 - I live less than ten miles away from the Mexican-American bord… 10/20/2014 on Stereotyping in Europe 0
#82 - Oh, welp, nevermind. Guy beneath me typed his and finished it … 10/18/2014 on repost but who cares 0
#81 - Well, considering that the human body has roughly ten pints of…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2014 on repost but who cares 0
#82 - Kanoah (10/18/2014) [-]
Oh, welp, nevermind. Guy beneath me typed his and finished it before I did.
#61 - Last time I heard someone say peen, my mother was trying and f…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on Virtual Evolution +32
#234 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/15/2014) [-]
Story time
#86 - Funnyjunk hasn't even been back for a full week, so... at leas…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/13/2014 on GG Funnyjunk +4
User avatar #126 - calawesome (10/13/2014) [-]
I believe that's rosencratz and guilderstein are dead.
User avatar #87 - elcreepo (10/13/2014) [-]
Week, day, I don't fucking know are you that anal about a small detail

The site has run the exact same speed as it always has, and I've been getting fatal errors nearly every day. Aside from that, nothing's changed.
User avatar #97 - chefwurm (10/13/2014) [-]
You're the one being anal about the fact that what someone says makes it a promise. People make mistakes, the site went down, and you're a little bitch. It's a website. Are you really that anal about a small detail in the aspect of the internet?
User avatar #98 - elcreepo (10/13/2014) [-]
Except this entire content is about the site having gone down. Meaning that my commenting that "yeah, site keeps crashing" is relevant and not just pointless bitching.

And addy is still toting these new servers as being different. It'd be different if he wasn't posting content lauding the new servers.

People make mistakes, like you said. I said week when I probably meant days.

Site goes down>person mistakes week for days. Yet that one fuck up is what everyone notices. That's not completely anal though, right? Hypocrite.
User avatar #99 - chefwurm (10/13/2014) [-]
How am I being anal at all? For pointing out that people make mistakes? In retrospect you are BOTH anal. If its not noticeable then you probably aren't in the percentile of people complaining about it being slow, and if you are then get better internet.
Would you rather him not tell you there are new servers? Would you rather have the site go down without explanation?
Websites go down, fucking Grooveshark goes down all the time, Soundcloud as well, fuck Facebook goes down sometimes. It's INEVITABLE, ESPECIALLY when you're switching servers. Those sights go down and AREN'T run by one person, so yes you are bitching. Yes you are fucking anal. Go outside if it's down instead of getting back on and bitching.
User avatar #101 - elcreepo (10/13/2014) [-]
Switching servers is over.

Essentially the site is still crashing and when this content was posted, it was already done switching servers, so your point is invalid. Grooveshark is not a very high end site. Facebook seldom ever goes down, however, their technical team doesn't seem to declare that "it'll never go down again!" every time they fix the issue on those rare occasions.

You're also missing another point here, my original point. Addy keeps promoting the site as being flawless. If nobody bitched, he'd think he was right.

"Get better internet" lolwut. Some people can't. Addy's claiming he's been working to improve site speed, yet the site is loading at the same pace it has been for every single person, whether with slow internet or good internet connections like mine. Not a single person has confirmed the site is faster for them.

Also, bitching the way you seem to interpret it would imply I'm going on a random content and complaining everywhere that the site is slow.. this is literally content meant to inspire debate over whether or not the site is running as it should, and as a person who is using the site, it is relevant.

You also forget we live in a world where if we are given a promise or expectation and it is not meant, complaints become NECESSARY. Addy has problems to fix with the site. If nobody complained, the problems would never be fixed. So deal with the bitching on designated forums for complaints. Or, like you said, go the fuck outside.

Does it matter ultimately if the site is up or down? No. But do I use the site? Yes. So that makes it RELEVANT to me when the site goes down, because I want to use the site without having to worry every second I'm going to get a fatal error. If I and other users don't complain about the fatal errors, they won't get fixed.

No wonder grooveshark goes down all the time. It's users are too spineless to speak up once in awhile.
#142 - chefwurm (10/15/2014) [-]
Nah, all I see is bitching, mang. Chill your grill.
"So deal with the bitching on designated forums for complaints. Or, like you said, go the fuck outside."

<<<You see this thing? It's meant for that, so quit BITCHING YOU LITTLE FUCKING BITCH.

If he is saying the sight is flawless he would say "this sight is flawless," have you ever heard the saying "never say never?" Because never is impossible, he probably assumed his community was smarter than that, apparently not.

"Given a promise or expectation complaining is necessary," nope. It's called being patient and growing the fuck up, if he makes such a claim fucking WAIT then, asshole. Don't berate someone for a mistake OUT OF THEIR HANDS. Like, you're scum of this planet. "I don't have instant satisfaction so I'm going to cry and bitch and moan" Grow up, pussy, holy shit.

Oh and about Grooveshark, just for comparison here:
www.alexa.com/siteinfo/funnyjunk.com
www.alexa.com/siteinfo/grooveshark.com

Grooveshark: rank 931 in the fucking world
Funnyjunk: rank 2,661

SO EAT A FUCKING DICK, FAGGOT
GROW THE FUCK UP AND DEAL WITH SOMETHING INSTEAD OF BITCHING
#120 - fondlemywang (10/13/2014) [-]
lol you got so worked up over this.
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#1 - aerosol (02/08/2014) [-]
I think I recognize your avatar
I think I recognize your avatar
#2 to #1 - Kanoah (02/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#3 to #2 - cplkoeksuster (06/20/2014) [-]
Be a bro and share?
User avatar #4 to #3 - Kanoah (06/20/2014) [-]
It's from an **** webcomic called Chimneyspeak, but currently the website has been taken down due to the cost of upkeep.
#5 to #4 - cplkoeksuster (06/20/2014) [-]
Oh. That's depressing - I hate it when money gets in the way of people's happiness. Thanks anyway mate.
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