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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:3/07/2008
Last Login:11/26/2014
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#2 - I do have Celiac disease, actually. I believe, based from mult… 09/04/2014 on Gluten free in Grand Rapids 0
#11 - It's a shame it got canceled. I enjoyed it too.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2014 on Unicorn 0
#12 - kristovsky (09/04/2014) [-]
yeah 'was good.
#9 - I'm gonna go over here and be unhappy unless I'm told this is …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2014 on LVL 99 Armor +1
User avatar #17 - Alchemyst (09/05/2014) [-]
It is.
User avatar #19 - Kamesakke (09/05/2014) [-]
Oh thank god.
#3 - Here in Michigan, everyone assumes laundry when that phrase is… 09/04/2014 on Whites only… +4
#247 - So, allow me to clarify exactly where I was going with this. T… 09/03/2014 on meanwhile... (desc) 0
#8 - I honestly don't care too much. It's just human anatomy.  [+] (17 new replies) 09/01/2014 on meanwhile... (desc) -149
User avatar #247 - Kamesakke (09/03/2014) [-]
So, allow me to clarify exactly where I was going with this. To me, I somehow work in my morality within my sexuality, so looking at these photos only made me feel terrible as it would be an invasion of their privacy (inb4 go back to tumb1r feminist bitch). Also, it's not as if they're in my room, seducing me, inviting me over. It's just still photos of celebrities and their bodies. It'd be like a sex scene in a movie to me, but with the feeling of watching said scene with your parents in the room, also enjoying the movie.
#189 - Womens Study Major (09/02/2014) [-]
It's hilarious how many people are giving you shit. Get over it, children; most genitalia looks the same. There's also no santa.
User avatar #237 - eddyfairf (09/02/2014) [-]
"most genitalia looks the same" are you retarded?
#160 - butchtheguy (09/01/2014) [-]
If you're gonna put it that way than it's only natural the male sex is attracted to her glorious tit tays....
User avatar #155 - cryingchicken (09/01/2014) [-]
>referring to celebrities' pussies and tits as "human anatomy"
Damn nigga, you're really earning that fedora.
#140 - eddyfairf (09/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #198 - cutter (09/02/2014) [-]
whats the joke behind this?
#131 - mexicanbean (09/01/2014) [-]
#72 - dronenortle (09/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, must be hard getting horny off of something that's not from a kid's show.
#31 - Womens Study Major (09/01/2014) [-]
whats the matter? prefer pony anatomy faggot?
#43 - ProWig (09/01/2014) [-]
#12 - nativninja (09/01/2014) [-]
#159 - Womens Study Major (09/01/2014) [-]
I want to eat that chocolate man.
User avatar #161 - nativninja (09/01/2014) [-]
He isn't a chocolate man, he is an apprehensive 3d brown turtle man with tense gaze
User avatar #203 - moldybreadcrumb (09/02/2014) [-]
I still wanna eat him
#186 - Womens Study Major (09/01/2014) [-]
aka shit
#9 - Womens Study Major (09/01/2014) [-]
well yeah but... there's more to it. It's all about the angle
#519 - I legitimately care. I give away ***** by the tho… 09/01/2014 on Shock Me +1
#68 - Being treated as weak is as every way a curse and a privilege.… 09/01/2014 on Women stahhp +1
#7 - I understand that we, as human beings, have the utmost duty an… 08/31/2014 on Pakistan Situation 0
#594 - 1st wish: That I was responsible enough to be trusted with two… 08/31/2014 on Wishes 0
#100 - I am* 08/31/2014 on While You Sit There and Fap 0
#99 - We need a speed painting channel. 08/31/2014 on While You Sit There and Fap +1
#2 - HA! Children. 08/30/2014 on just curious 0
#3 - Comment deleted 08/30/2014 on Dungo 0
#173 - I meant in that it would be the reason that it took her so lon…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on and now shes a bitch +1
#186 - kez (08/30/2014) [-]
I guess.

But all you do is get your basic metabolic rate. Add in the multiplier for the amount of exercise you are doing and you have how many calories you need to eat per day.

Then cut 300-500 off that.

Then eat that much every day. Easy.
#149 - Sometimes, it could be a glandular problem, so she may have ha…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2014 on and now shes a bitch +1
#165 - kez (08/30/2014) [-]
Heres the thing.

Even if it is, its not an excuse.

It just means you have to eat a little less, exercise a little more. Cut down 200 cals (A small chocolate bar) and do a 15 minute run and thats like 300-400 calories saved/worked off. Its really not hard

Glandular problems are an acceptable excuse for being a little weight. "I have glandular problems and I cant be bothered to work out that extra little bit more than other people" - Fair enough

But it is not an excuse for being fat.
User avatar #173 - Kamesakke (08/30/2014) [-]
I meant in that it would be the reason that it took her so long to lose the weight. Sometimes, these things will kick into overdrive when they think they need that fat, and they're getting less of it.
#186 - kez (08/30/2014) [-]
I guess.

But all you do is get your basic metabolic rate. Add in the multiplier for the amount of exercise you are doing and you have how many calories you need to eat per day.

Then cut 300-500 off that.

Then eat that much every day. Easy.
#153 - I'm gonna go over here.... and not give a flying **** . 08/30/2014 on Saw on a 4chan thread 0
#288 - YOU BETTER HAVE A MOTHER ******* AWESOME BIRTHDAY… 08/25/2014 on Birthday Party +2
#828 - Jim. 08/22/2014 on Hello My Name Is 0
#166 - Honestly, I don't care too much. "Video game critics are … 08/22/2014 on Zoe Quinn Raid 0
#1 - **** YEAH! ANDREW W.K.! SAW HIM LIVE! BEST. PARTY. EVER! 08/20/2014 on Five Nights At Freddy's... 0
#183 - I trust Abrams. 08/17/2014 on New stormtrooper helmet,... 0
#36 - I would LOVE Arkham City. but I'm cool with anything else.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on So I have a few extra... +1
#43 - ohlookporn (08/12/2014) [-]
Arkham City was gone pretty early on, but if any of the others sparks your interest let me know asap and I'll send it your way.
#26 - Seriously? **** .... I'm gonna.... wow... Hold on … 08/11/2014 on how to tell if your adopted 0
#9 - Good song, but I can't listen to the Jackson 5. I just think o… 08/11/2014 on (untitled) 0
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#25 - datgrass ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
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#20 - princeofbrokensoul (02/24/2013) [-]
hello
hello
#21 to #20 - Kamesakke (02/24/2013) [-]
Sup?
Sup?
#22 to #21 - princeofbrokensoul (02/24/2013) [-]
oh nothing much yourself?
oh nothing much yourself?
#23 to #22 - Kamesakke (02/24/2013) [-]
Nothing much. Probably gonna go take a nap.
Nothing much. Probably gonna go take a nap.
#24 to #23 - princeofbrokensoul (02/24/2013) [-]
that sounds good.
that sounds good.
User avatar #4 - picori (01/23/2012) [-]
If the pictures you use in the comments are actually you, then I applaud you sir. It's pretty cool that you are being original like that.
User avatar #5 to #4 - Kamesakke (01/23/2012) [-]
Well, I just thought It's easier to express the facial features I'd be using, if I were using my own face.
#2 - cunninglinguist (09/21/2011) [-]
I like your reaction pictures.
User avatar #6 to #2 - Kamesakke (01/23/2012) [-]
I try.
User avatar #7 to #6 - cunninglinguist (01/25/2012) [-]
Wow, I don't even recall posting this comment :(
#8 to #7 - Kamesakke (01/25/2012) [-]
Well I don't recall.....
#10 to #8 - cunninglinguist (01/25/2012) [-]
Ahh, I think I'm starting to remember. You'd make your own reaction pictures. I don't really have much, but here's me giving you a pinkies up for that.
#9 to #8 - Kamesakke (01/25/2012) [-]
YOUR FACE! OH! BURN!
User avatar #1 - roldysauras (09/11/2011) [-]
Make the Me gusta face!!!!
User avatar #3 to #1 - Kamesakke (12/09/2011) [-]
Sadly, I can not. I have tried.
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