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#56 - *dies with a smile, holding his half-empties glass of scotch.*  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2013 on I lost an argument...(see... 0
User avatar #57 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne takes the bottle of scotch and his glass, and walks out of the room, leaving behind nothing but the brass, a body, and a single note, which reads "This is my final scar upon this world..."**
#54 - Neh, It seems the only times I remember those times, are with …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2013 on I lost an argument...(see... 0
User avatar #55 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
Aye...well, it has been nice reminiscing with you, but duty calls.
*I pull out a suppressed Makarov and put 2 into your brainpan*
User avatar #56 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
*dies with a smile, holding his half-empties glass of scotch.*
User avatar #57 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne takes the bottle of scotch and his glass, and walks out of the room, leaving behind nothing but the brass, a body, and a single note, which reads "This is my final scar upon this world..."**
#52 - Flak jacket. She looted it off of Rufkelmp's corpse.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2013 on I lost an argument...(see... 0
User avatar #53 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
Crafty little gypsy girl...
*I take another shot, then refill*
Is too bad the rest of her caravan did not survive....nor did that brothel down the road...good place, damn Hind.
User avatar #54 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
Neh, It seems the only times I remember those times, are with a bottle of cheap scotch.
User avatar #55 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
Aye...well, it has been nice reminiscing with you, but duty calls.
*I pull out a suppressed Makarov and put 2 into your brainpan*
User avatar #56 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
*dies with a smile, holding his half-empties glass of scotch.*
User avatar #57 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne takes the bottle of scotch and his glass, and walks out of the room, leaving behind nothing but the brass, a body, and a single note, which reads "This is my final scar upon this world..."**
#50 - She survived actually. Two years ago, gave birth to Cheskov's …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/08/2013 on I lost an argument...(see... 0
User avatar #51 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
But I saw those rounds enter her chest!

Hell, I saw the IED detonate not even 10 feet from her!

How the bloody hell did she survive?
User avatar #52 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
Flak jacket. She looted it off of Rufkelmp's corpse.
User avatar #53 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
Crafty little gypsy girl...
*I take another shot, then refill*
Is too bad the rest of her caravan did not survive....nor did that brothel down the road...good place, damn Hind.
User avatar #54 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
Neh, It seems the only times I remember those times, are with a bottle of cheap scotch.
User avatar #55 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
Aye...well, it has been nice reminiscing with you, but duty calls.
*I pull out a suppressed Makarov and put 2 into your brainpan*
User avatar #56 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
*dies with a smile, holding his half-empties glass of scotch.*
User avatar #57 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne takes the bottle of scotch and his glass, and walks out of the room, leaving behind nothing but the brass, a body, and a single note, which reads "This is my final scar upon this world..."**
#48 - You remember that girl in Bosnia? The one with the dark hair a…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/08/2013 on I lost an argument...(see... 0
User avatar #49 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
Da, she was a cute one.

Too bad she got caught in the crossfire....
User avatar #50 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
She survived actually. Two years ago, gave birth to Cheskov's kid. Beautiful little girl. *sips the scotch*
User avatar #51 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
But I saw those rounds enter her chest!

Hell, I saw the IED detonate not even 10 feet from her!

How the bloody hell did she survive?
User avatar #52 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
Flak jacket. She looted it off of Rufkelmp's corpse.
User avatar #53 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
Crafty little gypsy girl...
*I take another shot, then refill*
Is too bad the rest of her caravan did not survive....nor did that brothel down the road...good place, damn Hind.
User avatar #54 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
Neh, It seems the only times I remember those times, are with a bottle of cheap scotch.
User avatar #55 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
Aye...well, it has been nice reminiscing with you, but duty calls.
*I pull out a suppressed Makarov and put 2 into your brainpan*
User avatar #56 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
*dies with a smile, holding his half-empties glass of scotch.*
User avatar #57 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne takes the bottle of scotch and his glass, and walks out of the room, leaving behind nothing but the brass, a body, and a single note, which reads "This is my final scar upon this world..."**
#46 - As long as it's just the scotch and nothing mixed in, I figure… 01/08/2013 on I lost an argument...(see... 0
#44 - So now what? You gonna shoot me? Or let these piles of rubble …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2013 on I lost an argument...(see... 0
User avatar #45 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne fills the shot glasses to the brim, then slides you one of them**
Nah, I'd figure I'd drink you under the table, THEN shoot you.

For professional reasons.
User avatar #46 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
As long as it's just the scotch and nothing mixed in, I figure that's as good a way to go as any.
#42 - *lights up a smoke and inhales deeply.* Here's to all the craz…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/08/2013 on I lost an argument...(see... 0
User avatar #43 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne pulls out a bottle of scotch and two shot glasses**
I'll drink to that.
User avatar #44 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
So now what? You gonna shoot me? Or let these piles of rubble just crush me to death?
User avatar #45 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne fills the shot glasses to the brim, then slides you one of them**
Nah, I'd figure I'd drink you under the table, THEN shoot you.

For professional reasons.
User avatar #46 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
As long as it's just the scotch and nothing mixed in, I figure that's as good a way to go as any.
#39 - It was fun though, wasn't it? Pass me a light, will you? If I'…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/07/2013 on I lost an argument...(see... 0
User avatar #40 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne passes you his zippo**
Here's to all of those Chechen bastards we slaughtered along the way.
User avatar #42 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
*lights up a smoke and inhales deeply.* Here's to all the crazy sons a bitches we lost the first week.
User avatar #43 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne pulls out a bottle of scotch and two shot glasses**
I'll drink to that.
User avatar #44 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
So now what? You gonna shoot me? Or let these piles of rubble just crush me to death?
User avatar #45 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne fills the shot glasses to the brim, then slides you one of them**
Nah, I'd figure I'd drink you under the table, THEN shoot you.

For professional reasons.
User avatar #46 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
As long as it's just the scotch and nothing mixed in, I figure that's as good a way to go as any.
#37 - **** YOU! At least I still know where my own daug…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/07/2013 on I lost an argument...(see... 0
User avatar #38 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
LOLK
User avatar #39 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
It was fun though, wasn't it? Pass me a light, will you? If I'm going out, may as well go rested. Here's to the time in Georgia.
User avatar #40 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne passes you his zippo**
Here's to all of those Chechen bastards we slaughtered along the way.
User avatar #42 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
*lights up a smoke and inhales deeply.* Here's to all the crazy sons a bitches we lost the first week.
User avatar #43 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne pulls out a bottle of scotch and two shot glasses**
I'll drink to that.
User avatar #44 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
So now what? You gonna shoot me? Or let these piles of rubble just crush me to death?
User avatar #45 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne fills the shot glasses to the brim, then slides you one of them**
Nah, I'd figure I'd drink you under the table, THEN shoot you.

For professional reasons.
User avatar #46 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
As long as it's just the scotch and nothing mixed in, I figure that's as good a way to go as any.
#35 - I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE! FAHK! Not like it matters anymore, The b…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/07/2013 on I lost an argument...(see... 0
User avatar #36 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
NO WITNESSES

GOODBYE COMRADE, HAVE FUN IN CAPITALIST PIG HELL
User avatar #37 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
FUCK YOU! At least I still know where my own daughter is. And I still know she loves me. Kill me then, GIVE HER ANOTHER REASON TO HATE YOU!
User avatar #38 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
LOLK
User avatar #39 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
It was fun though, wasn't it? Pass me a light, will you? If I'm going out, may as well go rested. Here's to the time in Georgia.
User avatar #40 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne passes you his zippo**
Here's to all of those Chechen bastards we slaughtered along the way.
User avatar #42 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
*lights up a smoke and inhales deeply.* Here's to all the crazy sons a bitches we lost the first week.
User avatar #43 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne pulls out a bottle of scotch and two shot glasses**
I'll drink to that.
User avatar #44 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
So now what? You gonna shoot me? Or let these piles of rubble just crush me to death?
User avatar #45 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne fills the shot glasses to the brim, then slides you one of them**
Nah, I'd figure I'd drink you under the table, THEN shoot you.

For professional reasons.
User avatar #46 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
As long as it's just the scotch and nothing mixed in, I figure that's as good a way to go as any.
#33 - CHORT! IT'S YOU!  [+] (12 new replies) 01/07/2013 on I lost an argument...(see... 0
User avatar #34 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
DA, COMRADE, IS GOOD TO BE BACK AMONG SILLY MORTALS AGAIN
User avatar #35 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE! FAHK! Not like it matters anymore, The bombings, the mercs, the inside agents, all to get rid of your only loose-end?
User avatar #36 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
NO WITNESSES

GOODBYE COMRADE, HAVE FUN IN CAPITALIST PIG HELL
User avatar #37 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
FUCK YOU! At least I still know where my own daughter is. And I still know she loves me. Kill me then, GIVE HER ANOTHER REASON TO HATE YOU!
User avatar #38 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
LOLK
User avatar #39 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
It was fun though, wasn't it? Pass me a light, will you? If I'm going out, may as well go rested. Here's to the time in Georgia.
User avatar #40 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne passes you his zippo**
Here's to all of those Chechen bastards we slaughtered along the way.
User avatar #42 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
*lights up a smoke and inhales deeply.* Here's to all the crazy sons a bitches we lost the first week.
User avatar #43 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne pulls out a bottle of scotch and two shot glasses**
I'll drink to that.
User avatar #44 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
So now what? You gonna shoot me? Or let these piles of rubble just crush me to death?
User avatar #45 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne fills the shot glasses to the brim, then slides you one of them**
Nah, I'd figure I'd drink you under the table, THEN shoot you.

For professional reasons.
User avatar #46 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
As long as it's just the scotch and nothing mixed in, I figure that's as good a way to go as any.
#31 - You fool, don't you understand? He can KILL the KGB. He can ki…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/07/2013 on I lost an argument...(see... 0
User avatar #32 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
AhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #33 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
CHORT! IT'S YOU!
User avatar #34 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
DA, COMRADE, IS GOOD TO BE BACK AMONG SILLY MORTALS AGAIN
User avatar #35 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE! FAHK! Not like it matters anymore, The bombings, the mercs, the inside agents, all to get rid of your only loose-end?
User avatar #36 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
NO WITNESSES

GOODBYE COMRADE, HAVE FUN IN CAPITALIST PIG HELL
User avatar #37 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
FUCK YOU! At least I still know where my own daughter is. And I still know she loves me. Kill me then, GIVE HER ANOTHER REASON TO HATE YOU!
User avatar #38 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
LOLK
User avatar #39 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
It was fun though, wasn't it? Pass me a light, will you? If I'm going out, may as well go rested. Here's to the time in Georgia.
User avatar #40 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne passes you his zippo**
Here's to all of those Chechen bastards we slaughtered along the way.
User avatar #42 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
*lights up a smoke and inhales deeply.* Here's to all the crazy sons a bitches we lost the first week.
User avatar #43 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne pulls out a bottle of scotch and two shot glasses**
I'll drink to that.
User avatar #44 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
So now what? You gonna shoot me? Or let these piles of rubble just crush me to death?
User avatar #45 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne fills the shot glasses to the brim, then slides you one of them**
Nah, I'd figure I'd drink you under the table, THEN shoot you.

For professional reasons.
User avatar #46 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
As long as it's just the scotch and nothing mixed in, I figure that's as good a way to go as any.
#29 - You really think that was Waldo? HA! You think the worlds best…  [+] (16 new replies) 01/07/2013 on I lost an argument...(see... 0
User avatar #30 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
KGB has eyes everywhere, comrade.
User avatar #31 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
You fool, don't you understand? He can KILL the KGB. He can kill ALL of Mother Russia if he so decided to. You have no clue how deep this goes.
User avatar #32 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
AhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #33 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
CHORT! IT'S YOU!
User avatar #34 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
DA, COMRADE, IS GOOD TO BE BACK AMONG SILLY MORTALS AGAIN
User avatar #35 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE! FAHK! Not like it matters anymore, The bombings, the mercs, the inside agents, all to get rid of your only loose-end?
User avatar #36 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
NO WITNESSES

GOODBYE COMRADE, HAVE FUN IN CAPITALIST PIG HELL
User avatar #37 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
FUCK YOU! At least I still know where my own daughter is. And I still know she loves me. Kill me then, GIVE HER ANOTHER REASON TO HATE YOU!
User avatar #38 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
LOLK
User avatar #39 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
It was fun though, wasn't it? Pass me a light, will you? If I'm going out, may as well go rested. Here's to the time in Georgia.
User avatar #40 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne passes you his zippo**
Here's to all of those Chechen bastards we slaughtered along the way.
User avatar #42 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
*lights up a smoke and inhales deeply.* Here's to all the crazy sons a bitches we lost the first week.
User avatar #43 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne pulls out a bottle of scotch and two shot glasses**
I'll drink to that.
User avatar #44 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
So now what? You gonna shoot me? Or let these piles of rubble just crush me to death?
User avatar #45 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne fills the shot glasses to the brim, then slides you one of them**
Nah, I'd figure I'd drink you under the table, THEN shoot you.

For professional reasons.
User avatar #46 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
As long as it's just the scotch and nothing mixed in, I figure that's as good a way to go as any.
#89 - Wait.... what was I just looking at? OH HOLY **** … 01/07/2013 on clever 0
#27 - I wasn't ******* serious, mate. I was just making…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2013 on I lost an argument...(see... 0
User avatar #41 - itwasntnsfw (01/08/2013) [-]
I didn't mean to wrangle your johnnies.
#26 - Naw. My neighbors are cool. Besides, They know they can't kill…  [+] (18 new replies) 01/07/2013 on I lost an argument...(see... 0
User avatar #28 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
But...we all know where Waldo is.
User avatar #29 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
You really think that was Waldo? HA! You think the worlds best spy would ever let people find him so easily?
User avatar #30 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
KGB has eyes everywhere, comrade.
User avatar #31 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
You fool, don't you understand? He can KILL the KGB. He can kill ALL of Mother Russia if he so decided to. You have no clue how deep this goes.
User avatar #32 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
AhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #33 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
CHORT! IT'S YOU!
User avatar #34 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
DA, COMRADE, IS GOOD TO BE BACK AMONG SILLY MORTALS AGAIN
User avatar #35 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE! FAHK! Not like it matters anymore, The bombings, the mercs, the inside agents, all to get rid of your only loose-end?
User avatar #36 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
NO WITNESSES

GOODBYE COMRADE, HAVE FUN IN CAPITALIST PIG HELL
User avatar #37 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
FUCK YOU! At least I still know where my own daughter is. And I still know she loves me. Kill me then, GIVE HER ANOTHER REASON TO HATE YOU!
User avatar #38 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
LOLK
User avatar #39 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
It was fun though, wasn't it? Pass me a light, will you? If I'm going out, may as well go rested. Here's to the time in Georgia.
User avatar #40 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne passes you his zippo**
Here's to all of those Chechen bastards we slaughtered along the way.
User avatar #42 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
*lights up a smoke and inhales deeply.* Here's to all the crazy sons a bitches we lost the first week.
User avatar #43 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne pulls out a bottle of scotch and two shot glasses**
I'll drink to that.
User avatar #44 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
So now what? You gonna shoot me? Or let these piles of rubble just crush me to death?
User avatar #45 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne fills the shot glasses to the brim, then slides you one of them**
Nah, I'd figure I'd drink you under the table, THEN shoot you.

For professional reasons.
User avatar #46 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
As long as it's just the scotch and nothing mixed in, I figure that's as good a way to go as any.
#140 - QUICK! LET'S DROWN THIS POST IN **** POSTS! TITTY… 01/07/2013 on Answers at the bottom 0
#210 - Let's see what's to my left. I got my Computer Tower, my xbox,… 01/07/2013 on I'm gonna die. 0
#207 - A rock farmer.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2013 on I'm gonna die. +2
#225 - pointblankrange (01/07/2013) [-]
Didn't even think of that...
#13 - I dunno. I'd like to know if my neighbors have a gun. Easy loo…  [+] (34 new replies) 01/07/2013 on I lost an argument...(see... +4
User avatar #47 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne takes his shot, then takes another swig out of the bottle before refilling**

URA!
User avatar #48 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
You remember that girl in Bosnia? The one with the dark hair and blue eyes?
User avatar #49 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
Da, she was a cute one.

Too bad she got caught in the crossfire....
User avatar #50 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
She survived actually. Two years ago, gave birth to Cheskov's kid. Beautiful little girl. *sips the scotch*
User avatar #51 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
But I saw those rounds enter her chest!

Hell, I saw the IED detonate not even 10 feet from her!

How the bloody hell did she survive?
User avatar #52 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
Flak jacket. She looted it off of Rufkelmp's corpse.
User avatar #53 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
Crafty little gypsy girl...
*I take another shot, then refill*
Is too bad the rest of her caravan did not survive....nor did that brothel down the road...good place, damn Hind.
User avatar #54 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
Neh, It seems the only times I remember those times, are with a bottle of cheap scotch.
User avatar #55 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
Aye...well, it has been nice reminiscing with you, but duty calls.
*I pull out a suppressed Makarov and put 2 into your brainpan*
User avatar #56 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
*dies with a smile, holding his half-empties glass of scotch.*
User avatar #57 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne takes the bottle of scotch and his glass, and walks out of the room, leaving behind nothing but the brass, a body, and a single note, which reads "This is my final scar upon this world..."**
User avatar #19 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
Enjoy being dead at doorway when buckshot or 7.62x39 tears through your chest.
User avatar #26 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
Naw. My neighbors are cool. Besides, They know they can't kill me, I'm the only one who knows where Waldo is.
User avatar #28 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
But...we all know where Waldo is.
User avatar #29 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
You really think that was Waldo? HA! You think the worlds best spy would ever let people find him so easily?
User avatar #30 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
KGB has eyes everywhere, comrade.
User avatar #31 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
You fool, don't you understand? He can KILL the KGB. He can kill ALL of Mother Russia if he so decided to. You have no clue how deep this goes.
User avatar #32 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
AhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #33 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
CHORT! IT'S YOU!
User avatar #34 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
DA, COMRADE, IS GOOD TO BE BACK AMONG SILLY MORTALS AGAIN
User avatar #35 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE! FAHK! Not like it matters anymore, The bombings, the mercs, the inside agents, all to get rid of your only loose-end?
User avatar #36 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
NO WITNESSES

GOODBYE COMRADE, HAVE FUN IN CAPITALIST PIG HELL
User avatar #37 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
FUCK YOU! At least I still know where my own daughter is. And I still know she loves me. Kill me then, GIVE HER ANOTHER REASON TO HATE YOU!
User avatar #38 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
LOLK
User avatar #39 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
It was fun though, wasn't it? Pass me a light, will you? If I'm going out, may as well go rested. Here's to the time in Georgia.
User avatar #40 - DaCrazyOne (01/07/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne passes you his zippo**
Here's to all of those Chechen bastards we slaughtered along the way.
User avatar #42 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
*lights up a smoke and inhales deeply.* Here's to all the crazy sons a bitches we lost the first week.
User avatar #43 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne pulls out a bottle of scotch and two shot glasses**
I'll drink to that.
User avatar #44 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
So now what? You gonna shoot me? Or let these piles of rubble just crush me to death?
User avatar #45 - DaCrazyOne (01/08/2013) [-]
**DaCrazyOne fills the shot glasses to the brim, then slides you one of them**
Nah, I'd figure I'd drink you under the table, THEN shoot you.

For professional reasons.
User avatar #46 - Kamesakke (01/08/2013) [-]
As long as it's just the scotch and nothing mixed in, I figure that's as good a way to go as any.
User avatar #15 - itwasntnsfw (01/07/2013) [-]
It's just a dream. Small chance that it will happen. You will probably become a zombie if it happens.
User avatar #27 - Kamesakke (01/07/2013) [-]
I wasn't fucking serious, mate. I was just making a small joke.
User avatar #41 - itwasntnsfw (01/08/2013) [-]
I didn't mean to wrangle your johnnies.
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User avatar #24 - dedaluminus (01/03/2013) [-]
Cause only the jews
>pray for peace
>have a sense of humor

See, shit like this is why everyone seems to hate the jews
User avatar #31 - Kamesakke (01/03/2013) [-]
No, it's just we don't ask people to notice it.
User avatar #30 - whalefister (01/03/2013) [-]
shut up
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#25 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#20 - princeofbrokensoul (02/24/2013) [-]
hello
hello
#21 to #20 - Kamesakke (02/24/2013) [-]
Sup?
Sup?
#22 to #21 - princeofbrokensoul (02/24/2013) [-]
oh nothing much yourself?
oh nothing much yourself?
#23 to #22 - Kamesakke (02/24/2013) [-]
Nothing much. Probably gonna go take a nap.
Nothing much. Probably gonna go take a nap.
#24 to #23 - princeofbrokensoul (02/24/2013) [-]
that sounds good.
that sounds good.
User avatar #4 - picori (01/23/2012) [-]
If the pictures you use in the comments are actually you, then I applaud you sir. It's pretty cool that you are being original like that.
User avatar #5 to #4 - Kamesakke (01/23/2012) [-]
Well, I just thought It's easier to express the facial features I'd be using, if I were using my own face.
#2 - cunninglinguist (09/21/2011) [-]
I like your reaction pictures.
User avatar #6 to #2 - Kamesakke (01/23/2012) [-]
I try.
User avatar #7 to #6 - cunninglinguist (01/25/2012) [-]
Wow, I don't even recall posting this comment :(
#8 to #7 - Kamesakke (01/25/2012) [-]
Well I don't recall.....
#10 to #8 - cunninglinguist (01/25/2012) [-]
Ahh, I think I'm starting to remember. You'd make your own reaction pictures. I don't really have much, but here's me giving you a pinkies up for that.
#9 to #8 - Kamesakke (01/25/2012) [-]
YOUR FACE! OH! BURN!
User avatar #1 - roldysauras (09/11/2011) [-]
Make the Me gusta face!!!!
User avatar #3 to #1 - Kamesakke (12/09/2011) [-]
Sadly, I can not. I have tried.
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