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Kalkazar

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Date Signed Up:12/22/2009
Last Login:12/19/2013
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    The Roll was Fake and This is Why The Roll was Fake and This is Why
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#67 - It always baffled me why, in crime specials, I never heard abo…  [+] (1 reply) 12/12/2013 on The perfect crime +2
#80 - twofreegerbils (12/12/2013) [-]
The most effective method I've heard is to chop off the victim's fingertips and pull out all of their teeth with pliers and dissolve them into some acidic solution, soda works well for the teeth but for the fingertips some commercial acid like HCl will do nicely (found in stores labeled as muriatic acid).

The body is buried at somewhat of an angle with the head facing down, and the victim (naked to prevent identification via the clothing) is given a yogurt enema. The bacteria in the yogurt causes the body to decompose at an accelerated rate. The body is covered with lye to prevent wild animals from digging it up.

I would imagine that burning would be fairly effective as well (given you pull all the teeth and dissolve them, dental records never lie) but fires draw attention, and if you've ever burned an animal then you know that burning flesh smells something awful.
#51 - more Macklemore  [+] (1 reply) 10/20/2013 on I can't stop laughing +1
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#53 - douthit (10/20/2013) [-]
Ah, that's pretty good.
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