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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
Last Login:10/25/2014
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#69 - Why yes I do still exist  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2013 on Kalder's profile 0
User avatar #70 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
Wunderbar.
#71 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Indeed
#113 - Started the BF4 campaign earlier, so far it is quite enjoyable… 10/30/2013 on Those Playing Battlefield 4... +1
#7 - My post with 1400+ from Feb. 2012 didnt even make top 25 and n… 10/25/2013 on this is just sad 0
#3 - No because I had these when I was a kid And Pirouette is …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2013 on The Kool Kids +18
User avatar #4 - crimsontyyde (10/25/2013) [-]
I still buy Pirouette...
#5 - pacs (10/25/2013) [-]
me too me too
but in germany they are called a bit different
#7 - made this a long time ago 10/21/2013 on Now say it to my face -1
#29 - White Chocolate Macadamia nut master race  [+] (7 new replies) 10/18/2013 on Cookie apocalypse begins now +64
User avatar #110 - wetnoodle (10/19/2013) [-]
holy fucking shit, i literally tried these yesterday at shop-right and now my snack closet is filled with these fucking things.
i foretell many diabetus in the near future
#73 - theist (10/19/2013) [-]
have you tried these? they are motherfuckin sex in a bag
User avatar #107 - IamSofaKingdom (10/19/2013) [-]
The Pumpkin Cheesecake ones that come out soon are WAY better than those. I was sad I only bought one bag last November when I was working at a grocery store.
User avatar #81 - mrfumbles (10/19/2013) [-]
i would do unspeakable things to get my hands on some of those fucking cookies. unspeakable
#106 - thadriel (10/19/2013) [-]
if i'm not mistaken SUBWAY sells them too. that's where I saw them first
User avatar #42 - vampyrate (10/19/2013) [-]
YES!
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#39 - Ah yes Mister Prime Minister, my mistake To the front page… 10/11/2013 on as you can see, +2
#17 - ahh who am I kidding I dont have a girlfiend, I just thought i…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2013 on Mega-Pikachu 0
User avatar #24 - stoicnick (10/10/2013) [-]
if i ever have a girlfriend which i'm not i'm going to say "hey *insert name here* i'm going to use iron tail on your pinkachu!
#16 - And that is what my girlfriend calls her vagina  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2013 on Mega-Pikachu 0
User avatar #17 - Kalder (10/10/2013) [-]
ahh who am I kidding I dont have a girlfiend, I just thought it was funny
User avatar #24 - stoicnick (10/10/2013) [-]
if i ever have a girlfriend which i'm not i'm going to say "hey *insert name here* i'm going to use iron tail on your pinkachu!
#112 - also did a touch of research into USB 2.0 and Lightning. They … 10/08/2013 on Apple +1
#111 - Apple needed to change the charger on the iPhone because of ho…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/08/2013 on Apple +1
User avatar #120 - drinktogetdrunk (10/08/2013) [-]
Finally! Someone not on the anti-apple bandwagon.
User avatar #112 - Kalder (10/08/2013) [-]
also did a touch of research into USB 2.0 and Lightning. They use the same data transfer protocols so for data they are the same, iTunes is just heavily optimized for syncing devices.
#53 - For anyone curious about what it looks like underwater 10/07/2013 on shooting innacity limits 0
#45 - I love Frogman 09/20/2013 on Learning from mistakes +1
#2 - Despite the fact that the data is only stored on the physical …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2013 on They 0
#4 - rupok (09/18/2013) [-]
Ya cause obviously companies NEVER lie right?
User avatar #20 - joens (09/19/2013) [-]
Well, they wouldn't risk their empire on anyone finding out.
#3 - sonjaynooy (09/18/2013) [-]
If you're connected to the internet I'm sure theres a way to get the data on your phone
#10 - You Are Umasou Actually a very good movie, I was surprised  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2013 on What the fuck am i watching +2
User avatar #12 - mimko (09/18/2013) [-]
annnnnd torrenting now thank you
#18 - That **** is delicious. Makes me want to go to Po… 09/16/2013 on Lenin would be dissapointed... 0
#28 - Picture 09/11/2013 on Coyote and the Beagle 0
#15 - I know what to buy for my neighbor's little ***** 09/10/2013 on Because logic 0
#2060 - I suppose that is auto-erotic 09/01/2013 on Random Sex Roll +1
#2058 - **Kalder rolled a random image posted in comment #3434176 a…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2013 on Random Sex Roll 0
User avatar #2060 - Kalder (09/01/2013) [-]
I suppose that is
auto-erotic
#75 - Nintendo made the 2DS for a slightly younger demographic than … 08/29/2013 on How to make your on 2DS 0
#14 - Picture 08/29/2013 on Besides. Who's got time? 0
#16 - You can go to most any bank and ask for $2 bills. My manager a…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2013 on Two Dollar Bill +1
User avatar #70 - peegu (08/21/2013) [-]
Yup, I just got $22 in twos, $20 in half dollars, and $5 in dollar coins from the bank yesterday to spend and freak people out
#1 - nah im good 08/20/2013 on awesome dude 0
#15 - This is tumblr 08/13/2013 on Emotions 0
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User avatar #72 - Kalder (07/13/2014) [-]
**Kalder rolls 2**
User avatar #68 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
So. You still exist.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Why yes I do still exist
User avatar #70 to #69 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
Wunderbar.
#71 to #70 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
User avatar #58 to #57 - Kalder (12/13/2012) [-]
whoa what? how did you find that
User avatar #59 to #58 - mayormilkman (12/13/2012) [-]
By being bored and looming up "thumb." That comment is one of the top results.
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#51 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
'Allo there.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
well Hi
User avatar #53 to #52 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
About that last post.

I never got to see that Celestia, but I have found myself in your stream...I like this art

Where is this Celestia?
User avatar #54 to #53 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
It was a Pirate Celestia in this stream, she has since moved on to something else but she will post it later im sure, but if you want to watch her draw and join the shenanigans of Amanda's livestream you can always join
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User avatar #55 to #54 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
seriously? I cant post urls in my profile?
how about this one
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/775922#775922
User avatar #50 - Kalder (08/14/2012) [-]
*roll item*
User avatar #49 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
**Kalder rolls 341**
#48 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #89 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
wow that was a while ago
yea those are my general go to cigar if its not a special occasion
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User avatar #46 to #91 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
ill check those out, about how much do those run
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User avatar #30 - buttonddownbarbie (03/06/2012) [-]
Why thank you good sir,
I tip my hat at your dope ass swag.
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