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#26 - They each have their strengths gameplay mechanics in my opinio…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2013 on fallout -2
#42 - fasthink (07/16/2013) [-]
Dis nigga right here. is wrong.
NV was the clearly better game in terms of story and gameplay. However, It was extremely lacking in atmosphere. In fallout 3 there was something new everywhere you went, and the new areas always had a story to them, marked or unmarked. In NV however, there was mostly just desert. Nothing else. In fact, some locations literally had nothing in them. There's one y black mountain where there's just an open shack. no story, nothing to loot, just a shack. In fallout 3, locations that were empty had a hidden story behind them, perhaps in a holotape in a different area, or were part of a later quest. In NV, there are some empty areas that DO have a story behind them, but you can only find this story in a comic or book (In real life) that many people don't have in their possession, like chances map and such. Overall though, I think the gameplay and story make up for new vegasses emptiness and make it better than 3.
#25 - Bought this game new on release for Xbox Let a friend borr…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2013 on fallout 0
User avatar #33 - Maroon (07/15/2013) [-]
On PC it has so much mod potential. You can play the game for months and keep finding new stuff
#26 - I suspect the OP of lying Due to time zone differences the…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/10/2013 on 9/11 +19
#159 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
sorry dude but i was awake when the second plane hit it was morning in australia
User avatar #125 - kingrui (07/10/2013) [-]
maybe he's Austrian
#88 - wagastragas (07/10/2013) [-]
that only proves that the 9/11 events actually happened on september 12, a bad hoax in wich they couldnt even get the date right, my client its still innocent
User avatar #76 - moshimoshi (07/10/2013) [-]
They showed that shit on TV around the clock for more than a week though, even here in scandinavia. Funniest part about 9/11 is that i was innawoods hunting when it happened and when I got back to work 4 days later I had no clue what everybody was on about.
User avatar #184 - awesomegreenguy (07/10/2013) [-]
How fucking old are you?
#253 - moshimoshi (07/10/2013) [-]
#59 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Got the date wrong, obvious the whole things a sham...

i too was a young Ausfag and i too missed out on Dragonball Z that day.

Never Forget.
#74 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Ausfag here too.

I remember that shit clear as day. No Ozaerobics at 5.30 or Cheez tv.
shit was fucked.
User avatar #58 - forbesydemon (07/10/2013) [-]
I live in NZ and it was all over every channel for about 3 days straight. So his parents probably started watching delayed coverage the morning after, which is when he'd normally watch DBZ.
#131 - I'm actually excited what you have to say about Dwarves. I hav…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2013 on LotR Facts: Part 5 0
#86 - Picture 07/08/2013 on Post your strangest gif here +1
#170 - This guy knows his stuff 07/08/2013 on Nerdy computer is extra nerdy +1
#20 - NOPE!! 07/03/2013 on selfie -1
#79 - omni 07/02/2013 on we'd all be in shape 0
#13 - Picture 07/01/2013 on The Power of Windex +14
#9 - Piracy does hurt the industry in a less direct way. Because of…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Piracy +3
User avatar #20 - mance (06/26/2013) [-]
dat gif
#17 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
Except it's not exactly a recent thing, apart from a very select few outliers movies have been shit for decades.
#12 - even is she is using 7 1/2 shot birdshot with a relatively sho…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Fluttershy's aim by... 0
User avatar #14 - anomorphous (06/17/2013) [-]
To simplify for the simpleton who thumbed him down:
Shotguns don't shoot pellets at 180 degrees to the barrel like they do in cawadoody
However, the pressure waves of the buckshot being shot can completely destroy the rabbit
#8 - Famas is not good beyond 10-20 yards. It has terrible reco… 06/10/2013 on BF3 players will know 0
#5 - meh its 4am and im tired  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2013 on A scientific challenge for FJ +1
User avatar #6 - ariusbrightwing (06/07/2013) [-]
It's 2am and look at the tags. :>
#3 - Stand at the south pole every direction is North  [+] (4 new replies) 06/07/2013 on A scientific challenge for FJ +1
#7 - cyborgturtle (06/07/2013) [-]
Stand at the south pole
Do a handstand
Holding up the world
User avatar #4 - ariusbrightwing (06/07/2013) [-]
Horey sheet.

.... You still gotta Draw it. ;>
User avatar #5 - Kalder (06/07/2013) [-]
meh its 4am and im tired
User avatar #6 - ariusbrightwing (06/07/2013) [-]
It's 2am and look at the tags. :>
#7 - That guy was actually saving ducklings that fell through the grate 06/06/2013 on Anatidaephobia -1
#114 - FunnyJunk would look like a normal person, but not have their …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2013 on title +4
#122 - graphenz (06/03/2013) [-]
It'd be that one asshole friend we got that everytime they crack a joke it's all you're thinking is "Reeeeepoooooost" but all your friends still laugh and you're just sitting there, looking him into his reposting cunt eyes and he knows you know.
User avatar #119 - rtsgamer (06/03/2013) [-]
that described me almost perfectly....
#120 - Call of Duty with Discord Actually 100% ok with this 06/01/2013 on Pony birthday game 0
#77 - Gobi Campaign Sniper Rifle with AP ammo sniped the … 05/30/2013 on Fallout Truth 0
#2 - I watched this as it happened, I live in Edmond about 30 miles… 05/21/2013 on Oklahoma Tornado 2013 -... 0
#95 - a machete and/or a gas mask its killin time 05/20/2013 on Just for fun 0
#92 - That image is edited pulled this directly from the trailer  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Hasbro you mind explaining... +17
User avatar #100 - Nihatclodra (05/17/2013) [-]
trailer for what, exactly? are they remaking MLP in a highschool setting with humanoid ponies?
User avatar #107 - tvfreakuk (05/17/2013) [-]
#57 - 1962 is when a full embargo was placed, it is slowly going awa…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on How most people choose +1
User avatar #59 - secretdestroyers (05/10/2013) [-]
Well, any president can lift it whenever they want, they just have to do it during their second term when they have very little to lose. Florida's a big swing state that's full of old Cuban refugees from the 60s who are, understandably, anti-Castro and who make up a good portion of the state's voting population.

Not the type of people to piss off if you want to get reelected. But, now that Obama's done just that he can lift the embargo.....sometime soon would be nice!
#53 - its a stupid trade embargo thats been in place for too many ye…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/10/2013 on How most people choose +8
#115 - northard (05/10/2013) [-]
But the Dominicans roll them too hard.
#88 - firesky (05/10/2013) [-]
Depends on the personal taste I think.
I for myself prefer the Romeo y Julieta No. 2
User avatar #62 - sausageparty (05/10/2013) [-]
Yup. Dominican Republic is the best. My dad has a lot of expensive cigars and they're all from the DR. Even though Cuban are legal here.
User avatar #56 - sachonebeef (05/10/2013) [-]
That sucks balls. Wasn't that enforced during like the Bay of Pigs/Missile Crisis kind of time?
User avatar #57 - Kalder (05/10/2013) [-]
1962 is when a full embargo was placed, it is slowly going away though, maybe by 2062 we will have full open trade again
User avatar #59 - secretdestroyers (05/10/2013) [-]
Well, any president can lift it whenever they want, they just have to do it during their second term when they have very little to lose. Florida's a big swing state that's full of old Cuban refugees from the 60s who are, understandably, anti-Castro and who make up a good portion of the state's voting population.

Not the type of people to piss off if you want to get reelected. But, now that Obama's done just that he can lift the embargo.....sometime soon would be nice!
#42 - I had all of those cards and then some, until the card book i … 05/07/2013 on Tribute to my childhood +1
#59 - I want to be that guy who makes a game where there is red barr…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on We're special. 0
#64 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #72 - Kalder ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
**Kalder rolls 2**
User avatar #68 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
So. You still exist.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Kalder ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Why yes I do still exist
User avatar #70 to #69 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
Wunderbar.
#71 to #70 - Kalder ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
#60 - Kalder ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #58 to #57 - Kalder ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
whoa what? how did you find that
User avatar #59 to #58 - mayormilkman (12/13/2012) [-]
By being bored and looming up "thumb." That comment is one of the top results.
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#51 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
'Allo there.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Kalder ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
well Hi
User avatar #53 to #52 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
About that last post.

I never got to see that Celestia, but I have found myself in your stream...I like this art

Where is this Celestia?
User avatar #54 to #53 - Kalder ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
It was a Pirate Celestia in this stream, she has since moved on to something else but she will post it later im sure, but if you want to watch her draw and join the shenanigans of Amanda's livestream you can always join
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User avatar #55 to #54 - Kalder ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
seriously? I cant post urls in my profile?
how about this one
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/775922#775922
User avatar #50 - Kalder ONLINE (08/14/2012) [-]
*roll item*
User avatar #49 - Kalder ONLINE (07/11/2012) [-]
**Kalder rolls 341**
#48 - Kalder ONLINE (07/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #89 - Kalder ONLINE (05/30/2012) [-]
wow that was a while ago
yea those are my general go to cigar if its not a special occasion
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User avatar #46 to #91 - Kalder ONLINE (05/30/2012) [-]
ill check those out, about how much do those run
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User avatar #30 - buttonddownbarbie (03/06/2012) [-]
Why thank you good sir,
I tip my hat at your dope ass swag.
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