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Kalder

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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
Last Login:12/24/2014
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#91 - Picture 02/21/2014 on Post your background guys 0
#16 - Veritasium rules 02/20/2014 on My fav FB post of all time 0
#33 - And all I can think of is when youre having sexy time with you…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2014 on You come to the wrong... +3
#37 - frohtastic (02/15/2014) [-]
sorry, just had to link related pic to your pic
#339 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2014 on Lul like crazy +13
User avatar #351 - grumpythefirst (02/15/2014) [-]
Best one so far.
#10 - 2 lines mean made to look like a gifset on tumblr 02/14/2014 on Two lines = 3D Shield 0
#65 - They expand creating pressure on wounds that are not so easy t… 02/14/2014 on they should put these in... +1
#42 - Miatas are actually good cars 02/14/2014 on Cars 3 +1
#50 - Hey dont talk **** on The Frogman, that dude is a…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2014 on Shit funnyjunk says pt. 2 +1
User avatar #66 - parlay (02/13/2014) [-]
my point exactly!
#25 - Its actually a damn good soda, tastes like an orange soda with… 02/11/2014 on Something to drink Vodka with +1
#24 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2014 on Something to drink Vodka with +4
#29 - Ulmer (02/11/2014) [-]
I love you
#18 - Tim from MAC showing how shooting off hand with an AUG can be …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2014 on you gave a fuck ? 0
User avatar #28 - enemyoftrn (02/06/2014) [-]
AUG can come in black now?
#17 - neither, he is right handed. He was showing a general design f… 02/06/2014 on you gave a fuck ? 0
#149 - Britain actually has a higher violent crime rate per 100000 pe… 02/05/2014 on Freedom kills people +3
#62 - Do you play it for the sex scenes or are there sex scenes but …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2014 on Young people today 0
#63 - sibisibi (01/30/2014) [-]
One of my friends said that it was good
#41 - Picture 01/27/2014 on Extended Edition +10
#261 - As an avid tumblr user, I can say this video is 100% accurate … 01/26/2014 on Their tears are delicious 0
#5 - Looks like a Raven .25 ACP Dumbass yes but I am really not…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2014 on This is thug life -1
User avatar #6 - majorcris (01/26/2014) [-]
Dumbass indeed, but at least his finger isnt on the trigger.
#44 - Are there any good downloads for it? Ive only been finding … 01/19/2014 on father of the year goes to... 0
#70 - People still buy from EA though despite saying they hate them …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on (untitled) 0
#73 - dotafanboy (01/17/2014) [-]
I used to be the same, but after a while I started to learn. ME3 was a pretty fucking terrible ending, Simcity was insulting and BF4 is still in it's agressively shit, and I don't think I need to talk about Dead Space.

People only buy their games because they don't realize how terrible they always are. People like to get hyped over games, and this is the cost.

If you have any sense left, you'd stop buying their games as well.
#18 - Ive never had a problem with Origin True Steam is loads be…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/16/2014 on (untitled) 0
#48 - dotafanboy (01/16/2014) [-]
If literally everyone had issues with Origin, they probably wouldn't release it.

It's not Origin in itself people hate either, it's the fact that EA made it, which is plenty enough reason not to like it if you ask me.

If a sweatshop worker started opening a new business, you probably shouldn't buy from him either even if the business is functional, because you'd be supporting evil.
User avatar #70 - Kalder (01/16/2014) [-]
People still buy from EA though despite saying they hate them so much.

Battlefield, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, FIFA, Madden, Need for Speed, Crysis

So many good titles come from EA owned developers. If people really hated EA they wouldnt sell millions of each of these franchises and more. I may not like their money grubbing business model but here is the thing, it works. I bought BF3 Premium and BF4 Premium, I bought Mass Effect on Xbox and PC. I cant bring myself to say "I HATE EA" when the fact is they publish the majority of the games I play
#73 - dotafanboy (01/17/2014) [-]
I used to be the same, but after a while I started to learn. ME3 was a pretty fucking terrible ending, Simcity was insulting and BF4 is still in it's agressively shit, and I don't think I need to talk about Dead Space.

People only buy their games because they don't realize how terrible they always are. People like to get hyped over games, and this is the cost.

If you have any sense left, you'd stop buying their games as well.
#121 - They were alive at the same time but their actions did not hap… 01/16/2014 on I never thought about this +8
#38 - This is what tangles your headphones  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on I'll just leave this here +76
User avatar #60 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/15/2014) [-]
little shit is too cute to be angry at.
#13 - Thats actually true though, it was purposely set up to be inefficient 01/05/2014 on Top Lel +4
#97 - MFW playing M&B Napoleonic Wars and the enemy's shot hits … 01/04/2014 on MFW A follower dies in... +4
#2 - Actually yes, i dont remember exactly what gas it is, maybe methane. 12/30/2013 on metal is the wrong word 0
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User avatar #72 - Kalder (07/13/2014) [-]
**Kalder rolls 2**
User avatar #68 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
So. You still exist.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Why yes I do still exist
User avatar #70 to #69 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
Wunderbar.
#71 to #70 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
User avatar #58 to #57 - Kalder (12/13/2012) [-]
whoa what? how did you find that
User avatar #59 to #58 - mayormilkman (12/13/2012) [-]
By being bored and looming up "thumb." That comment is one of the top results.
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#51 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
'Allo there.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
well Hi
User avatar #53 to #52 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
About that last post.

I never got to see that Celestia, but I have found myself in your stream...I like this art

Where is this Celestia?
User avatar #54 to #53 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
It was a Pirate Celestia in this stream, she has since moved on to something else but she will post it later im sure, but if you want to watch her draw and join the shenanigans of Amanda's livestream you can always join
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User avatar #55 to #54 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
seriously? I cant post urls in my profile?
how about this one
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/775922#775922
User avatar #50 - Kalder (08/14/2012) [-]
*roll item*
User avatar #49 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
**Kalder rolls 341**
#48 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #89 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
wow that was a while ago
yea those are my general go to cigar if its not a special occasion
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User avatar #46 to #91 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
ill check those out, about how much do those run
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#41 - Kalder (04/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #30 - buttonddownbarbie (03/06/2012) [-]
Why thank you good sir,
I tip my hat at your dope ass swag.
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