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Kalder

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
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#126 - **Kalder used "*roll picture*"** **Kalder rolled image ** 07/30/2015 on Roll your new girlfriend 0
#83 - Picture 07/30/2015 on Kalder's profile 0
#237 - **Kalder used "*roll picture*"** **Kalder rolled image ** … 07/30/2015 on How will you die? 0
#487 - **Kalder used "*roll picture*"** **Kalder rolled image ** 07/30/2015 on How would you do? 0
#4 - **Kalder used "*roll picture*"** **Kalder rolled image ** m'ban 07/30/2015 on Roll a neckbeard, get a 5... 0
#664 - well that didnt go as planned 07/29/2015 on Who's your waifu? 0
#663 - **Kalder used "*roll picture*"** **Kalder rolled image ** …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2015 on Who's your waifu? 0
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#664 - Kalder (07/29/2015) [-]
well that didnt go as planned
#69 - **Kalder used "*roll picture*"** **Kalder rolled image ** … 07/29/2015 on 24 hours 0
#163 - **Kalder used "*roll picture*"** **Kalder rolled image ** … 07/29/2015 on Pony Roulette 0
#42 - **Kalder used "*roll picture*"** **Kalder rolled image ** 07/29/2015 on Pony Roulette 0
#39 - See you buddy  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2015 on Pony Roulette -1
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#54 - lamentation (07/29/2015) [-]
;-;
#82 - **Kalder used "*roll 3, 1-50*"** **Kalder rolls 26** **Ka… 07/28/2015 on Kalder's profile 0
#417 - **Kalder used "*roll picture*"** **Kalder rolled image ** … 07/28/2015 on Who's your waifu? +2
#49 - My favorite sandwich shop in town has this sign not the re… 07/28/2015 on Only in Texas +1
#11 - Its muh name 07/28/2015 on What does your username mean? 0
#81 - Picture 07/27/2015 on Kalder's profile 0
#510 - **Kalder used "*roll picture*"** **Kalder rolled image ** 07/26/2015 on John Cena slaps your girl's... 0
#80 - **Kalder used "*roll 5, 1-70*"** **Kalder rolls 18** **Ka… 07/26/2015 on Kalder's profile 0
#70 - honestly my biggest problem is chords, I have farily small han…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2015 on Camper level? Carpenter +1
#104 - thrifty (07/26/2015) [-]
Why not get a kid's guitar? I'm not trolling either, get a smaller guitar and then use thicker strings if you have the grip, an electric would be super hard for 90% of people to even tell you were using one.
#60 - My school did offer wood shop, took it all four years. Worked …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2015 on Camper level? Carpenter +1
#67 - vegasstoner (07/26/2015) [-]
guitar: really fucking hard for about half a year. can learn a few select easy song for the next half year...then from that point on you can play 90-95% of songs if you're willing to put time in.
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#70 - Kalder (07/26/2015) [-]
honestly my biggest problem is chords, I have farily small hands so theyre actually really difficult for me, one reason I am pretty good at viola is because the small neck and youre generally only playing on one string.
I love the guitar I built and maybe one day I will learn but I really want to get back to playing viola or violin again, that was just too much fun
#104 - thrifty (07/26/2015) [-]
Why not get a kid's guitar? I'm not trolling either, get a smaller guitar and then use thicker strings if you have the grip, an electric would be super hard for 90% of people to even tell you were using one.
#58 - Thanks man, you have no idea how excited I was when I strung i…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/26/2015 on Camper level? Carpenter +1
#59 - vegasstoner (07/26/2015) [-]
i wish i was more handy like that. schools should still offer wood and metal shop. those are much more practical skills then most. i can play guitar pretty well though. and thats one i would like to have.
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#60 - Kalder (07/26/2015) [-]
My school did offer wood shop, took it all four years. Worked on this guitar off and on from sophomore to senior year. I built it with the intention to learn guitar but still havent, I am a violist though so I am no completely inept with string instruments.
#67 - vegasstoner (07/26/2015) [-]
guitar: really fucking hard for about half a year. can learn a few select easy song for the next half year...then from that point on you can play 90-95% of songs if you're willing to put time in.
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#70 - Kalder (07/26/2015) [-]
honestly my biggest problem is chords, I have farily small hands so theyre actually really difficult for me, one reason I am pretty good at viola is because the small neck and youre generally only playing on one string.
I love the guitar I built and maybe one day I will learn but I really want to get back to playing viola or violin again, that was just too much fun
#104 - thrifty (07/26/2015) [-]
Why not get a kid's guitar? I'm not trolling either, get a smaller guitar and then use thicker strings if you have the grip, an electric would be super hard for 90% of people to even tell you were using one.
#49 - I miss doing woodwork. If I could afford the tools and the spa…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Camper level? Carpenter +4
#63 - bigjd (07/26/2015) [-]
Nice, I got like 3/4 of a red special built but I was doing that between jobs and dont know when I'll finish it. I made the neck myself but only cause I have access to a milling machine.
#103 - thrifty (07/26/2015) [-]
That contoured body tho.
#57 - vegasstoner (07/26/2015) [-]
nice dude. thats a clean looking guitar.
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#58 - Kalder (07/26/2015) [-]
Thanks man, you have no idea how excited I was when I strung it up and it scaled properly. It also weighs about 10 pounds since its solid mahogany and ash, stripes are padouk that we had laying around the shop.
#59 - vegasstoner (07/26/2015) [-]
i wish i was more handy like that. schools should still offer wood and metal shop. those are much more practical skills then most. i can play guitar pretty well though. and thats one i would like to have.
User avatar
#60 - Kalder (07/26/2015) [-]
My school did offer wood shop, took it all four years. Worked on this guitar off and on from sophomore to senior year. I built it with the intention to learn guitar but still havent, I am a violist though so I am no completely inept with string instruments.
#67 - vegasstoner (07/26/2015) [-]
guitar: really fucking hard for about half a year. can learn a few select easy song for the next half year...then from that point on you can play 90-95% of songs if you're willing to put time in.
User avatar
#70 - Kalder (07/26/2015) [-]
honestly my biggest problem is chords, I have farily small hands so theyre actually really difficult for me, one reason I am pretty good at viola is because the small neck and youre generally only playing on one string.
I love the guitar I built and maybe one day I will learn but I really want to get back to playing viola or violin again, that was just too much fun
#104 - thrifty (07/26/2015) [-]
Why not get a kid's guitar? I'm not trolling either, get a smaller guitar and then use thicker strings if you have the grip, an electric would be super hard for 90% of people to even tell you were using one.
#38 - I remember reading about these. The British didnt use them bec…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Bad ass +4
#48 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
brits came up with the idea and were the first to use it
#45 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
they also said that about toxic gas but then when they noticed it worked when the germans used it, no punches held.
#67 - innocentbabies (07/26/2015) [-]
"You cannot qualify war in harsher terms than I will. War is cruelty, and you cannot refine it"
William Sherman
It's silly to think that there's a limit to what's acceptable in war. The more brutal you make it, the sooner it will end and the more reluctant people will be to start another one. Besides that, there's nothing to be gained by losing, so you might as well do what it takes to win, because you can bet your ass the other guy's not going to hold back.
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#59 - funbaggy (07/26/2015) [-]
Apparently the Germans got pissed that the American soldiers would use shotguns, saying it was inhumane. This was also around the time everyone was gassing each other.
#381 - **Kalder used "*roll 1, 0-99*"** **Kalder rolls 24** someth… 07/25/2015 on Roll dubs and a mod will... 0
#378 - **Kalder used "*roll picture*"** **Kalder rolled image ** …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2015 on Roll dubs and a mod will... 0
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#381 - Kalder (07/25/2015) [-]
**Kalder used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
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#90 - Kalder (12/05/2015) [-]
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#88 - Kalder (10/24/2015) [-]
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#87 - Kalder (10/15/2015) [-]
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#86 - Kalder (09/22/2015) [-]
**Kalder used "*roll 3, 1-30*"**
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#85 - Kalder (08/18/2015) [-]
**Kalder used "*roll 3, 1-50*"**
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#84 - Kalder (08/04/2015) [-]
**Kalder used "*roll 3, 1-155*"**
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**Kalder used "*roll 5, 1-70*"**
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