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Kalder

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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
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#2752075 - he was here on sunday but i wasnt able to go *sad face* 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#2752069 - Picture 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +3
#2752055 - i need to go check that out thanks dude buuut ill do that …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#2752077 - dafiltafish (03/01/2012) [-]
okay!!
User avatar #2752109 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
that gif made me lol
not sure why
#2752047 - sequence what now 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#2752043 - KILL EM!!! 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#2752033 - **Kalder rolled user yohann ** nope not me  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#2752051 - rrenierr (03/01/2012) [-]
**rrenierr rolled user nyuORlucy **
#2752016 - been alright not much to complain about just been goin to …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #2752039 - dafiltafish (03/01/2012) [-]
fairly well, i upped my game in star treck online, and i released that car design for the veloster. so yeah...
User avatar #2752055 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
i need to go check that out thanks dude
buuut ill do that tomorrow i dont feel like turning my xbox back on haha
#2752077 - dafiltafish (03/01/2012) [-]
okay!!
User avatar #2752109 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
that gif made me lol
not sure why
#2751997 - Focusing on an ODST 2ndLt. who lost his squad in an ambush but…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #2752057 - SonicTeam (03/01/2012) [-]
Sounds cool. How long have you been working on this?
User avatar #2752100 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
started a couple days ago when i was sitting in calculus but ive been working on halo fanfics for years
not so much writing but helping with story and plot points for my friends
User avatar #2752220 - SonicTeam (03/01/2012) [-]
That reminds me I need to get working on my erotic stories. Ive been due for months.
User avatar #2752234 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
haha you do that
but hey i posted what i have so far it should still be up on page 1
its what i wrote in about 30-45 minutes
User avatar #2752240 - SonicTeam (03/01/2012) [-]
I'll check it out.
#2751956 - yesterday was a good day for my other account 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#2751944 - ill take option B 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#2751930 - Halo ive been writing a fic  [+] (7 new replies) 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +2
User avatar #2751955 - SonicTeam (03/01/2012) [-]
Nice. Tell me more.
User avatar #2751997 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
Focusing on an ODST 2ndLt. who lost his squad in an ambush but is still fit to fight, because he has high skill with a DMR and no squad ONI selects him to be part of a special task group where he will work with an ONI agent on a mission to study covenant hierarchy and attempt to take out some high prophets

still in the works im not sure exactly where i want to go with it but thats kind if the idea
User avatar #2752057 - SonicTeam (03/01/2012) [-]
Sounds cool. How long have you been working on this?
User avatar #2752100 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
started a couple days ago when i was sitting in calculus but ive been working on halo fanfics for years
not so much writing but helping with story and plot points for my friends
User avatar #2752220 - SonicTeam (03/01/2012) [-]
That reminds me I need to get working on my erotic stories. Ive been due for months.
User avatar #2752234 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
haha you do that
but hey i posted what i have so far it should still be up on page 1
its what i wrote in about 30-45 minutes
User avatar #2752240 - SonicTeam (03/01/2012) [-]
I'll check it out.
#2751925 - **Kalder rolls 3**  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #2751944 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
ill take option B
#2751904 - welcome back i hope you get to feeling better bro  [+] (6 new replies) 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #2751989 - dafiltafish (03/01/2012) [-]
k, anywho how have you been?
User avatar #2752016 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
been alright not much to complain about
just been goin to school, playing some xbox, and chillin on the thread during it all
besides the health shit youve been through how have you been
User avatar #2752039 - dafiltafish (03/01/2012) [-]
fairly well, i upped my game in star treck online, and i released that car design for the veloster. so yeah...
User avatar #2752055 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
i need to go check that out thanks dude
buuut ill do that tomorrow i dont feel like turning my xbox back on haha
#2752077 - dafiltafish (03/01/2012) [-]
okay!!
User avatar #2752109 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
that gif made me lol
not sure why
#2751889 - Picture 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#2751884 - **Kalder rolled a random image posted in comment #311 at F…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#2751889 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
#2751875 - night frank 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#2751866 - Picture 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +2
#2749399 - once i think its ready for fanfiction.net ill let you know  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #2749418 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
Awesome!
#2749106 - its going to follow a mission with him and an ONI agent simila…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #2749194 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
Yeah I played the game. Sounds cool! I would like to read it when you get more of the details figured out :)
User avatar #2749399 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
once i think its ready for fanfiction.net ill let you know
User avatar #2749418 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
Awesome!
#2748906 - kinda setting stuff up right now  [+] (5 new replies) 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #2749006 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
I like where you seem to be going with it. Not enough yet to get a firm grasp, for me anyway, but I like ODSTs, is this going to be mainly about them?
User avatar #2749106 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
its going to follow a mission with him and an ONI agent similar to Dare if you played Halo 3 ODST, exactly what the mission is im not 100% on yet, ill put more detail as i flesh it out, like i said its still pretty rough
User avatar #2749194 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
Yeah I played the game. Sounds cool! I would like to read it when you get more of the details figured out :)
User avatar #2749399 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
once i think its ready for fanfiction.net ill let you know
User avatar #2749418 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
Awesome!
#2748885 - its kinda rough still Second Lieutenant Barrett walke…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #2748906 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
kinda setting stuff up right now
User avatar #2749006 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
I like where you seem to be going with it. Not enough yet to get a firm grasp, for me anyway, but I like ODSTs, is this going to be mainly about them?
User avatar #2749106 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
its going to follow a mission with him and an ONI agent similar to Dare if you played Halo 3 ODST, exactly what the mission is im not 100% on yet, ill put more detail as i flesh it out, like i said its still pretty rough
User avatar #2749194 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
Yeah I played the game. Sounds cool! I would like to read it when you get more of the details figured out :)
User avatar #2749399 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
once i think its ready for fanfiction.net ill let you know
User avatar #2749418 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
Awesome!
#2748728 - So i guess no one was interested in my Halo story im writing  [+] (8 new replies) 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #2748827 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
Story? I like new stuff.
User avatar #2748885 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
its kinda rough still

Second Lieutenant Barrett walked down the hall of the Twilit Spark; a new stealth destroyer just recently commissioned and was on its first mission outside of testing. The ship ran extremely quiet and although aesthetically similar to The Heart of Midlothian, it incorporates a new short term cloaking reverse engineered and supersized from Sangheili armor. The only sounds that were audible in the hallway was the steady thud of Barrett’s boots and the occasional beeping control panel he walked by.

2ndLt. Barrett is an Orbital Drop Shock Trooper, ODST, and is a member of the Special Task Group and a master marksman with the M392 DMR. During the majority of his career he led his squad successfully through fourteen assaults on Covenant forward operating bases, obviously they were not the only squad to attack them during the missions but they had the most success, only losing one member, PFC. Sanchez on their first assault. Barrett never actually said to anyone that he would never again lose a man under his command, but it was understood, and he never did. At least until his fifteenth assault command during The Fall of Arcadia, only 2ndLt Barrett was able to make it out of the combat zone alive. He called a retreat and as they were moving away from the combat zone a group Zealots ambushed his squad, they were able to kill them but not without sustaining heavy casualties. Due to his heroic attempts to save his squad and sustaining injuries of his own he was awarded the Bronze Star and the Purple Heart.

User avatar #2748906 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
kinda setting stuff up right now
User avatar #2749006 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
I like where you seem to be going with it. Not enough yet to get a firm grasp, for me anyway, but I like ODSTs, is this going to be mainly about them?
User avatar #2749106 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
its going to follow a mission with him and an ONI agent similar to Dare if you played Halo 3 ODST, exactly what the mission is im not 100% on yet, ill put more detail as i flesh it out, like i said its still pretty rough
User avatar #2749194 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
Yeah I played the game. Sounds cool! I would like to read it when you get more of the details figured out :)
User avatar #2749399 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
once i think its ready for fanfiction.net ill let you know
User avatar #2749418 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
Awesome!
#2748535 - NOT PONY RELATED but it is what i am working on Secon… 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#2748379 - Im working on a non-pony Halo fanfic anyone interested for… 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +3
#41 - I can Rainbow Dash is best pony 03/01/2012 on impossibru to decide +2

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User avatar #72 - Kalder (07/13/2014) [-]
**Kalder rolls 2**
User avatar #68 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
So. You still exist.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Why yes I do still exist
User avatar #70 to #69 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
Wunderbar.
#71 to #70 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
User avatar #58 to #57 - Kalder (12/13/2012) [-]
whoa what? how did you find that
User avatar #59 to #58 - mayormilkman (12/13/2012) [-]
By being bored and looming up "thumb." That comment is one of the top results.
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#51 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
'Allo there.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
well Hi
User avatar #53 to #52 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
About that last post.

I never got to see that Celestia, but I have found myself in your stream...I like this art

Where is this Celestia?
User avatar #54 to #53 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
It was a Pirate Celestia in this stream, she has since moved on to something else but she will post it later im sure, but if you want to watch her draw and join the shenanigans of Amanda's livestream you can always join
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User avatar #55 to #54 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
seriously? I cant post urls in my profile?
how about this one
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/775922#775922
User avatar #50 - Kalder (08/14/2012) [-]
*roll item*
User avatar #49 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
**Kalder rolls 341**
#48 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #89 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
wow that was a while ago
yea those are my general go to cigar if its not a special occasion
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User avatar #46 to #91 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
ill check those out, about how much do those run
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User avatar #30 - buttonddownbarbie (03/06/2012) [-]
Why thank you good sir,
I tip my hat at your dope ass swag.
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