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Kalder

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
Last Login:3/06/2015
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#2751925 - **Kalder rolls 3**  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #2751944 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
ill take option B
#2751904 - welcome back i hope you get to feeling better bro  [+] (6 new replies) 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #2751989 - dafiltafish (03/01/2012) [-]
k, anywho how have you been?
User avatar #2752016 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
been alright not much to complain about
just been goin to school, playing some xbox, and chillin on the thread during it all
besides the health shit youve been through how have you been
User avatar #2752039 - dafiltafish (03/01/2012) [-]
fairly well, i upped my game in star treck online, and i released that car design for the veloster. so yeah...
User avatar #2752055 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
i need to go check that out thanks dude
buuut ill do that tomorrow i dont feel like turning my xbox back on haha
#2752077 - dafiltafish (03/01/2012) [-]
okay!!
User avatar #2752109 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
that gif made me lol
not sure why
#2751889 - Picture 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#2751884 - **Kalder rolled a random image posted in comment #311 at F…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#2751889 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
#2751875 - night frank 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#2751866 - Picture 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +2
#2749399 - once i think its ready for fanfiction.net ill let you know  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #2749418 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
Awesome!
#2749106 - its going to follow a mission with him and an ONI agent simila…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #2749194 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
Yeah I played the game. Sounds cool! I would like to read it when you get more of the details figured out :)
User avatar #2749399 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
once i think its ready for fanfiction.net ill let you know
User avatar #2749418 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
Awesome!
#2748906 - kinda setting stuff up right now  [+] (5 new replies) 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #2749006 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
I like where you seem to be going with it. Not enough yet to get a firm grasp, for me anyway, but I like ODSTs, is this going to be mainly about them?
User avatar #2749106 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
its going to follow a mission with him and an ONI agent similar to Dare if you played Halo 3 ODST, exactly what the mission is im not 100% on yet, ill put more detail as i flesh it out, like i said its still pretty rough
User avatar #2749194 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
Yeah I played the game. Sounds cool! I would like to read it when you get more of the details figured out :)
User avatar #2749399 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
once i think its ready for fanfiction.net ill let you know
User avatar #2749418 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
Awesome!
#2748885 - its kinda rough still Second Lieutenant Barrett walke…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #2748906 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
kinda setting stuff up right now
User avatar #2749006 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
I like where you seem to be going with it. Not enough yet to get a firm grasp, for me anyway, but I like ODSTs, is this going to be mainly about them?
User avatar #2749106 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
its going to follow a mission with him and an ONI agent similar to Dare if you played Halo 3 ODST, exactly what the mission is im not 100% on yet, ill put more detail as i flesh it out, like i said its still pretty rough
User avatar #2749194 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
Yeah I played the game. Sounds cool! I would like to read it when you get more of the details figured out :)
User avatar #2749399 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
once i think its ready for fanfiction.net ill let you know
User avatar #2749418 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
Awesome!
#2748728 - So i guess no one was interested in my Halo story im writing  [+] (8 new replies) 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #2748827 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
Story? I like new stuff.
User avatar #2748885 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
its kinda rough still

Second Lieutenant Barrett walked down the hall of the Twilit Spark; a new stealth destroyer just recently commissioned and was on its first mission outside of testing. The ship ran extremely quiet and although aesthetically similar to The Heart of Midlothian, it incorporates a new short term cloaking reverse engineered and supersized from Sangheili armor. The only sounds that were audible in the hallway was the steady thud of Barrett’s boots and the occasional beeping control panel he walked by.

2ndLt. Barrett is an Orbital Drop Shock Trooper, ODST, and is a member of the Special Task Group and a master marksman with the M392 DMR. During the majority of his career he led his squad successfully through fourteen assaults on Covenant forward operating bases, obviously they were not the only squad to attack them during the missions but they had the most success, only losing one member, PFC. Sanchez on their first assault. Barrett never actually said to anyone that he would never again lose a man under his command, but it was understood, and he never did. At least until his fifteenth assault command during The Fall of Arcadia, only 2ndLt Barrett was able to make it out of the combat zone alive. He called a retreat and as they were moving away from the combat zone a group Zealots ambushed his squad, they were able to kill them but not without sustaining heavy casualties. Due to his heroic attempts to save his squad and sustaining injuries of his own he was awarded the Bronze Star and the Purple Heart.

User avatar #2748906 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
kinda setting stuff up right now
User avatar #2749006 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
I like where you seem to be going with it. Not enough yet to get a firm grasp, for me anyway, but I like ODSTs, is this going to be mainly about them?
User avatar #2749106 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
its going to follow a mission with him and an ONI agent similar to Dare if you played Halo 3 ODST, exactly what the mission is im not 100% on yet, ill put more detail as i flesh it out, like i said its still pretty rough
User avatar #2749194 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
Yeah I played the game. Sounds cool! I would like to read it when you get more of the details figured out :)
User avatar #2749399 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
once i think its ready for fanfiction.net ill let you know
User avatar #2749418 - edgeofshadows (03/01/2012) [-]
Awesome!
#2748535 - NOT PONY RELATED but it is what i am working on Secon… 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#2748379 - Im working on a non-pony Halo fanfic anyone interested for… 03/01/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +3
#41 - I can Rainbow Dash is best pony 03/01/2012 on impossibru to decide +2
#9 - its a good thing i saw this i was about to post it 03/01/2012 on FOREVER! +1
#14 - better than me right now 03/01/2012 on My fail photo shop skills 0
#64 - you want to hate it but you cant resistance is futile … 03/01/2012 on How dare you.. +1
#19 - no your fine and i hope you have a better rest of the day, its…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2012 on derpy post 0
#20 - gracefullkill (03/01/2012) [-]
ive only been a pegisister for about 2 weeks but when i heard about Derpy, i almost cried

<3 DERPY
#17 - Warning rant imminant Derpy was edited! Not removed, she w…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/01/2012 on derpy post +6
User avatar #23 - yuiandui (03/01/2012) [-]
It's not the same though. -_-
User avatar #18 - femanonspanki (03/01/2012) [-]
i am as well a brony and had a shity day so i posted bandwagon to feel a little better sorry if i wasted your time/ranting skills
#19 - Kalder (03/01/2012) [-]
no your fine and i hope you have a better rest of the day, its just this is all ive heard about in the community for the past few days and i just felt like i had to get that off my chest. It just so happened to be on your post

<--- Here is a picture that i hope may brighten your day a bit
#20 - gracefullkill (03/01/2012) [-]
ive only been a pegisister for about 2 weeks but when i heard about Derpy, i almost cried

<3 DERPY
#8 - clearly hes talking about the lion he just killed 03/01/2012 on Nice shirt bruh +1
#9 - Gen 2 was the best for the games 03/01/2012 on Multiplayer Gaming +1
#13 - i ******* hated that movie 03/01/2012 on Leap year. 0
#313 - Return of the King won 11 academy awards for 11 nominations in… 02/29/2012 on Lord of the Rings +1
#2740904 - stay outta my shed 02/29/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#2740727 - Halo has the best soundtrack of any video game ive ever played 02/29/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0

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User avatar #72 - Kalder (07/13/2014) [-]
**Kalder rolls 2**
User avatar #68 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
So. You still exist.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Why yes I do still exist
User avatar #70 to #69 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
Wunderbar.
#71 to #70 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
User avatar #58 to #57 - Kalder (12/13/2012) [-]
whoa what? how did you find that
User avatar #59 to #58 - mayormilkman (12/13/2012) [-]
By being bored and looming up "thumb." That comment is one of the top results.
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#51 - bible ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
'Allo there.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
well Hi
User avatar #53 to #52 - bible ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
About that last post.

I never got to see that Celestia, but I have found myself in your stream...I like this art

Where is this Celestia?
User avatar #54 to #53 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
It was a Pirate Celestia in this stream, she has since moved on to something else but she will post it later im sure, but if you want to watch her draw and join the shenanigans of Amanda's livestream you can always join
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User avatar #55 to #54 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
seriously? I cant post urls in my profile?
how about this one
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/775922#775922
User avatar #50 - Kalder (08/14/2012) [-]
*roll item*
User avatar #49 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
**Kalder rolls 341**
#48 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #89 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
wow that was a while ago
yea those are my general go to cigar if its not a special occasion
#45 to #90 - bronydude **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #91 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
ill check those out, about how much do those run
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#41 - Kalder (04/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #30 - buttonddownbarbie (03/06/2012) [-]
Why thank you good sir,
I tip my hat at your dope ass swag.
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