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Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
Last Login:11/22/2014
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#76 - Picture 03/10/2014 on Plz Use Everything, but not... +5
#40 - Yes, you will see comparisons to SAO but dont pay attention to… 03/08/2014 on Cake Wars 0
#39 - I actually really like the opening I came into Log Horizon… 03/08/2014 on Cake Wars 0
#28 - Picture 03/05/2014 on Chessboard +4
#45 - hydrophobic sand. I guess its been a toy for a while but it do… 03/05/2014 on science bitches!!! +3
#21 - Makes sense since Sangheili active camouflage is less effectiv… 03/04/2014 on :( 0
#53 - But seriously though I thoroughly enjoyed Shakugan no Shana an… 03/02/2014 on It's all the same! +1
#34 - I understand the **** going on over seas is prett…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2014 on I am scared +5
#51 - Womens Study Major (03/01/2014) [-]
The trouble with using a 300 year old document as the basis for an argument is that context and situation change with time. Instead of just screaming about the 2nd amendment how about we actually open the gun debate up using current information in order to assess whether the 2nd amendment still holds.

There are good, quality points to be made on both sides of the gun control debate, but when people just reduce it to "Guns are scary!" and "This old ass document says so." it becomes as retarded as any argument hinging on a literal interpretation of the bible.
#173 - Zeeter (03/01/2014) [-]
I agree that review and ratification is healthy, but the second amendment is solid. Honestly, everyone should have a weapon, and be trained in its use. Who's going to rob a bank if he knows that near every person in there is armed? The idea applies to any crime. (see: Israel)

Now I don't believe that guns will ever be forcefully taken away from Americans. For every American in America, there are 100 privately owned firearms. We're a country founded by rebellion and bullheaded stubbornness. If any form a government tries to start disarming the populace, damn near every one of us will grab our guns, board our windows, and watch our front doors through our sights. And if it comes to that sort of wide scale panic and violent retaliation, our government will try to get the military involved, and screw themselves doing it. Sure, a bunch will obey their orders, but do you really think that our boys will be happy about moving against their hometowns? No. They'll turn on their heels and defend the American people, as is their primary prerogative.

As for Ukraine, I know nothing other than its a power grab, like countless others in history. I'm not proud of my government, but I feel secure knowing we have a fucking ridiculously large military to watch our backs.
#52 - Picture 02/26/2014 on The Crescent Rose (Part1) +28
#120 - **Kalder rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at De… 02/26/2014 on What did I just fap to?? 0
#91 - Picture 02/21/2014 on Post your background guys 0
#16 - Veritasium rules 02/20/2014 on My fav FB post of all time 0
#33 - And all I can think of is when youre having sexy time with you…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2014 on You come to the wrong... +3
#37 - frohtastic (02/15/2014) [-]
sorry, just had to link related pic to your pic
#339 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2014 on Lul like crazy +13
User avatar #351 - grumpythefirst (02/15/2014) [-]
Best one so far.
#10 - 2 lines mean made to look like a gifset on tumblr 02/14/2014 on Two lines = 3D Shield 0
#65 - They expand creating pressure on wounds that are not so easy t… 02/14/2014 on they should put these in... +1
#42 - Miatas are actually good cars 02/14/2014 on Cars 3 +1
#50 - Hey dont talk **** on The Frogman, that dude is a…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2014 on Shit funnyjunk says pt. 2 +1
User avatar #66 - parlay (02/13/2014) [-]
my point exactly!
#25 - Its actually a damn good soda, tastes like an orange soda with… 02/11/2014 on Something to drink Vodka with +1
#24 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2014 on Something to drink Vodka with +4
#29 - Ulmer (02/11/2014) [-]
I love you
#18 - Tim from MAC showing how shooting off hand with an AUG can be …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2014 on you gave a fuck ? 0
User avatar #28 - enemyoftrn (02/06/2014) [-]
AUG can come in black now?
#17 - neither, he is right handed. He was showing a general design f… 02/06/2014 on you gave a fuck ? 0
#149 - Britain actually has a higher violent crime rate per 100000 pe… 02/05/2014 on Freedom kills people +3
#62 - Do you play it for the sex scenes or are there sex scenes but …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2014 on Young people today 0
#63 - sibisibi (01/30/2014) [-]
One of my friends said that it was good
#41 - Picture 01/27/2014 on Extended Edition +10
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User avatar #72 - Kalder (07/13/2014) [-]
**Kalder rolls 2**
User avatar #68 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
So. You still exist.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Why yes I do still exist
User avatar #70 to #69 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
Wunderbar.
#71 to #70 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
User avatar #58 to #57 - Kalder (12/13/2012) [-]
whoa what? how did you find that
User avatar #59 to #58 - mayormilkman (12/13/2012) [-]
By being bored and looming up "thumb." That comment is one of the top results.
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#51 - bible ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
'Allo there.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
well Hi
User avatar #53 to #52 - bible ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
About that last post.

I never got to see that Celestia, but I have found myself in your stream...I like this art

Where is this Celestia?
User avatar #54 to #53 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
It was a Pirate Celestia in this stream, she has since moved on to something else but she will post it later im sure, but if you want to watch her draw and join the shenanigans of Amanda's livestream you can always join
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User avatar #55 to #54 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
seriously? I cant post urls in my profile?
how about this one
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/775922#775922
User avatar #50 - Kalder (08/14/2012) [-]
*roll item*
User avatar #49 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
**Kalder rolls 341**
#48 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #89 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
wow that was a while ago
yea those are my general go to cigar if its not a special occasion
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User avatar #46 to #91 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
ill check those out, about how much do those run
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#41 - Kalder (04/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #30 - buttonddownbarbie (03/06/2012) [-]
Why thank you good sir,
I tip my hat at your dope ass swag.
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