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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
Last Login:12/25/2014
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#114 - He didnt, The Mirror is trying to stir up **** . …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2014 on Jeremy Clarkson, Scandal? 0
User avatar #116 - sinonyx (05/02/2014) [-]
i never knew it was "catch a nigger by the toe" ... i've only ever heard "catch a tiger by the toe"

huh.... i guess "if he hollers let him go" makes much more sense now..
#131 - Picture 04/29/2014 on Worm or Alien??? 0
#62 - Thats just the basic 2015 model This is the actual 50… 04/29/2014 on (untitled) +1
#61 - I respect the fox bodies for being good on the strip I sti… 04/29/2014 on (untitled) +6
#113 - "hurr durr tumblrs ghey" No really though he doe… 04/25/2014 on o_O +2
#47 - after 2 alarms theyre just gonna overlap on the snooze If … 04/25/2014 on There are 2 kinds of people +1
#83 - Source is actually a really cool guy on tumblr 04/25/2014 on o_O +1
#48 - Watch it, its on Netflix Im into cars but the comedy and s… 04/10/2014 on Jeremy has the solution 0
#236 - ponylionHD is known for his tricks Been in a server with h… 04/10/2014 on No Title is Good Enough For... 0
#66 - Its very popular. There are torrents out there and I am sure t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on 2deep4u 0
#71 - urapooper (03/12/2014) [-]
yeah I know I hated the anime but learned to love it by the end. I was just hoping to be able to watch it again in crunchyroll (cuz you know 1080p streaming).
#36 - Puella Magi Madoka Magica Its on Crunchyroll, watch it. Its short  [+] (6 new replies) 03/12/2014 on 2deep4u +3
#52 - urapooper (03/12/2014) [-]
It's not in crunchyroll
#63 - swarthywaffles (03/12/2014) [-]
Don't know what the hell you're talking about. It's right there in the list of shows.
www.crunchyroll.com/puella-magi-madoka-magica
#64 - urapooper (03/12/2014) [-]
It says that due to licensing issues it's not available in my region. I guess that is why it did not show up when I searched it.
User avatar #66 - Kalder (03/12/2014) [-]
Its very popular. There are torrents out there and I am sure there are a number of websites that are hosting it for streaming, just not as good quality as Crunchyroll
#71 - urapooper (03/12/2014) [-]
yeah I know I hated the anime but learned to love it by the end. I was just hoping to be able to watch it again in crunchyroll (cuz you know 1080p streaming).
User avatar #37 - blackestblacksmith (03/12/2014) [-]
thank you sir
#35 - I think Alfeim was ok, if it didnt have the creepy "I wan… 03/11/2014 on translation: autistic... 0
#29 - Really SAO and Log Horizon are hard to compare besides the who…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2014 on translation: autistic... +2
User avatar #34 - MarauderMatt (03/11/2014) [-]
In my own opinion SAO was good up to Alfheim. That's when it dropped off for me
User avatar #35 - Kalder (03/11/2014) [-]
I think Alfeim was ok, if it didnt have the creepy "I want to fuck my brother who is actually my cousin" incest it would have been much better
#28 - I actually really enjoyed the show. Was it the best sh… 03/11/2014 on translation: autistic... 0
#187 - Picture 03/11/2014 on Gif + Song +1
#76 - Picture 03/10/2014 on Plz Use Everything, but not... +5
#40 - Yes, you will see comparisons to SAO but dont pay attention to… 03/08/2014 on Cake Wars 0
#39 - I actually really like the opening I came into Log Horizon… 03/08/2014 on Cake Wars 0
#28 - Picture 03/05/2014 on Chessboard +4
#45 - hydrophobic sand. I guess its been a toy for a while but it do… 03/05/2014 on science bitches!!! +3
#21 - Makes sense since Sangheili active camouflage is less effectiv… 03/04/2014 on :( 0
#53 - But seriously though I thoroughly enjoyed Shakugan no Shana an… 03/02/2014 on It's all the same! +1
#34 - I understand the **** going on over seas is prett…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2014 on I am scared +5
#51 - anonymous (03/01/2014) [-]
The trouble with using a 300 year old document as the basis for an argument is that context and situation change with time. Instead of just screaming about the 2nd amendment how about we actually open the gun debate up using current information in order to assess whether the 2nd amendment still holds.

There are good, quality points to be made on both sides of the gun control debate, but when people just reduce it to "Guns are scary!" and "This old ass document says so." it becomes as retarded as any argument hinging on a literal interpretation of the bible.
#173 - Zeeter (03/01/2014) [-]
I agree that review and ratification is healthy, but the second amendment is solid. Honestly, everyone should have a weapon, and be trained in its use. Who's going to rob a bank if he knows that near every person in there is armed? The idea applies to any crime. (see: Israel)

Now I don't believe that guns will ever be forcefully taken away from Americans. For every American in America, there are 100 privately owned firearms. We're a country founded by rebellion and bullheaded stubbornness. If any form a government tries to start disarming the populace, damn near every one of us will grab our guns, board our windows, and watch our front doors through our sights. And if it comes to that sort of wide scale panic and violent retaliation, our government will try to get the military involved, and screw themselves doing it. Sure, a bunch will obey their orders, but do you really think that our boys will be happy about moving against their hometowns? No. They'll turn on their heels and defend the American people, as is their primary prerogative.

As for Ukraine, I know nothing other than its a power grab, like countless others in history. I'm not proud of my government, but I feel secure knowing we have a fucking ridiculously large military to watch our backs.
#52 - Picture 02/26/2014 on The Crescent Rose (Part1) +28
#120 - **Kalder rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at De… 02/26/2014 on What did I just fap to?? 0
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User avatar #72 - Kalder (07/13/2014) [-]
**Kalder rolls 2**
User avatar #68 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
So. You still exist.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Why yes I do still exist
User avatar #70 to #69 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
Wunderbar.
#71 to #70 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
User avatar #58 to #57 - Kalder (12/13/2012) [-]
whoa what? how did you find that
User avatar #59 to #58 - mayormilkman (12/13/2012) [-]
By being bored and looming up "thumb." That comment is one of the top results.
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#51 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
'Allo there.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
well Hi
User avatar #53 to #52 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
About that last post.

I never got to see that Celestia, but I have found myself in your stream...I like this art

Where is this Celestia?
User avatar #54 to #53 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
It was a Pirate Celestia in this stream, she has since moved on to something else but she will post it later im sure, but if you want to watch her draw and join the shenanigans of Amanda's livestream you can always join
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User avatar #55 to #54 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
seriously? I cant post urls in my profile?
how about this one
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/775922#775922
User avatar #50 - Kalder (08/14/2012) [-]
*roll item*
User avatar #49 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
**Kalder rolls 341**
#48 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #89 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
wow that was a while ago
yea those are my general go to cigar if its not a special occasion
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User avatar #46 to #91 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
ill check those out, about how much do those run
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#41 - Kalder (04/26/2012) [-]
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#36 - Kalder (04/15/2012) [-]
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#35 - Kalder (04/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #30 - buttonddownbarbie (03/06/2012) [-]
Why thank you good sir,
I tip my hat at your dope ass swag.
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