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Kalder

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
Last Login:7/28/2015
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#134 - A few guns I took last time I went to the range because freedom 06/27/2015 on Europeans are asleep +2
#604 - **Kalder used "*roll picture*"** **Kalder rolled image ** 06/27/2015 on This is your new husband 0
#18 - Love Live if anyone wants it 06/26/2015 on Anime Wallpaper Dump 7 +1
#4 - Picture 06/25/2015 on Share some comedy +1
#209 - Gotta say I was very excited when I saw this part of trailer,… 06/24/2015 on Tanking at it's finest 0
#206 - For Honor, new game from Ubisoft  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2015 on Tanking at it's finest 0
#442 - nocknockcomein (06/25/2015) [-]
Thanks fam
really wanted to know
#227 - man FMAB is hard to beat, myanimelist has it rated as the #1 a… 06/23/2015 on Actually Good Anime +1
#225 - Sound! Euphonium is freaking amazing. I'll admit I am biased t… 06/23/2015 on Actually Good Anime 0
#102 - Im just a ****** nerd who plays too many games and watc… 06/19/2015 on Post your pic, find a GF 0
#276 - **Kalder used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **Kalder rolls 386,380** 06/18/2015 on Highest roll defeats Admin 0
#130 - Picture 06/17/2015 on Anime Wallpaper Dump 1 +3
#111 - Because I can I figure I'll post another one of my personal firearms  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2015 on Pointblankhits gun selection 4 0
#140 - bazda (06/16/2015) [-]
I'd cover the SN if I were you, but maybe I'm just paranoid.
#110 - actually designed by same person as the Mateba 2006M and Unica 6  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2015 on Pointblankhits gun selection 4 +1
User avatar #112 - treydogg (06/16/2015) [-]
When I saw the Mateba picture that was what I thought.
#46 - this website is the reason I got into ponies ive since lef…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2015 on FJ's response to bronies +1
User avatar #49 - teevee (06/16/2015) [-]
me too. i don't know when, but the site just sort of flipped.
#19 - Because I can I suppose I'll post one of my personal firearms 06/15/2015 on Pointblankhits gun selection 2 +1
#18 - not quite correct 06/15/2015 on Pointblankhits gun selection 2 0
#12 - my brother is a gourmet chef from what Ive learned about f… 06/15/2015 on Expensive Dessert 0
#10 - Comment deleted 06/04/2015 on Fallout 4 is in Boston MA 0
#241 - its youre 21st have fun, you dont have to be black out but… 06/03/2015 on Bartending Problems - Job Comp +1
#72 - the characters are fun, the fights are very well done, the wri…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2015 on Fun Fact: Monty Oum 0
User avatar #75 - infinitereaper (06/03/2015) [-]
I'll give it a shot I guess
User avatar #102 - bdayskeleton (06/03/2015) [-]
I see where you're coming from as someone who has never watched his stuff. But I assure you it is entertaining and the plot is good. He also did the fight scenes in Red vs Blue. If you enjoy RWBY, you should check out his older work that made me aware of him years ago. One I recall clearly is a series called Final Dead Fantasy.
#236 - Margaritas are delicious, theyre sweet and usually a bit sour.…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2015 on Bartending Problems - Job Comp +1
#238 - anon (06/03/2015) [-]
Thanks for the advice and recommendations.
I'll almost definitely be trying rum with vanilla coke, just to see how I like it.
I'll probably drink sparingly, so I can avoid drinking more than I can handle.
User avatar #239 - volcanicdiarrhea (06/03/2015) [-]
Fuck, forgot to log back in.
User avatar #241 - Kalder (06/03/2015) [-]
its youre 21st
have fun, you dont have to be black out but have a good time
#10 - its Geoff you dont ask 06/02/2015 on Funnyjunk Comment Thread in... 0
#152 - I work in a liqour store and honestly this comes up a lot …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/02/2015 on Bartending Problems - Job Comp +1
User avatar #235 - volcanicdiarrhea (06/02/2015) [-]
I've been recommended rum with vanilla coke I drink vanilla coke like there's no tomorrow.
My brother will probably recommend something way too strong for me.

I think I'd like something with flavor to it, maybe sweet or sour.
I don't plan on drinking a lot, just hanging out with a few friends and enjoying the night.
User avatar #236 - Kalder (06/02/2015) [-]
Margaritas are delicious, theyre sweet and usually a bit sour. Cayman Jack makes good premade ones that are either in cans or bottles, also carbonated which I love since carbonation is like the best thing.

When I started drinking rum and dr pepper was my shit, over time though it just got too sweet for me to drink more than one of. If you think Rum and Vanilla Coke is just a bit too sweet, Jack and Coke is another common soda mix, or try a whiskey with 7-Up (I actually prefer Sierra Mist in this) Or just go right for the good stuff like single malt scotch. Glenmorangie is a great starting place for single malt scotches. Dont mix these, sip on them over ice in a low baller glass, nothing more.

If youre not wanting to do liquor all night pick up some beer. Mexican beers are pretty neutral when you first start drinking. American domestics suck. I like Belgian ales the most, Leffe Blonde is my go to beer. Ciders like Angry Orchard and Woodchuck are also really good. Redd's Apple Ale is gross, malt liquor based and just doesnt taste fresh to me. Redd's Wicked is a hangover in a can. Bud Light does make the 'Ritas and Mixx-Tails which are ok, the Hurricane Mixx-Tail tastes like Hawaiian Punch.

Warning though, if youre drinking sugary stuff you will have more of a hangover. Also the whole beer before liquor shit is a myth, hangovers are reliant on how much and whats in your drink, not the order you drink it.
#238 - anon (06/03/2015) [-]
Thanks for the advice and recommendations.
I'll almost definitely be trying rum with vanilla coke, just to see how I like it.
I'll probably drink sparingly, so I can avoid drinking more than I can handle.
User avatar #239 - volcanicdiarrhea (06/03/2015) [-]
Fuck, forgot to log back in.
User avatar #241 - Kalder (06/03/2015) [-]
its youre 21st
have fun, you dont have to be black out but have a good time
#147 - After I saw this guy is when I decided to cosplay and its been… 06/01/2015 on Peter Griffin 0
#1215 - most recent selfie my cosplay for Professor Birch 05/28/2015 on Are you really human? +1

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User avatar #82 - Kalder (5 hours ago) [-]
**Kalder used "*roll 3, 1-50*"**
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User avatar #80 - Kalder (07/26/2015) [-]
**Kalder used "*roll 5, 1-70*"**
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User avatar #72 - Kalder (07/13/2014) [-]
**Kalder rolls 2**
User avatar #68 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
So. You still exist.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Why yes I do still exist
User avatar #70 to #69 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
Wunderbar.
#71 to #70 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
User avatar #58 to #57 - Kalder (12/13/2012) [-]
whoa what? how did you find that
User avatar #59 to #58 - mayormilkman (12/13/2012) [-]
By being bored and looming up "thumb." That comment is one of the top results.
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#51 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
'Allo there.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
well Hi
User avatar #53 to #52 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
About that last post.

I never got to see that Celestia, but I have found myself in your stream...I like this art

Where is this Celestia?
User avatar #54 to #53 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
It was a Pirate Celestia in this stream, she has since moved on to something else but she will post it later im sure, but if you want to watch her draw and join the shenanigans of Amanda's livestream you can always join
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User avatar #55 to #54 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
seriously? I cant post urls in my profile?
how about this one
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/775922#775922
User avatar #50 - Kalder (08/14/2012) [-]
*roll item*
User avatar #49 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
**Kalder rolls 341**
#48 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #89 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
wow that was a while ago
yea those are my general go to cigar if its not a special occasion
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User avatar #46 to #91 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
ill check those out, about how much do those run
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#41 - Kalder (04/26/2012) [-]
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