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Kalder

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
Last Login:3/06/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#7299
Highest Content Rank:#2355
Highest Comment Rank:#647
Content Thumbs: 7641 total,  10518 ,  2877
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Level 176 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 177 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
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Level 278 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 279 Comments: Ninja Pirate
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Times Content Favorited:868 times
Total Comments Made:3545
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latest user's comments

#200 - i drive auto but can drive stick i believe learning to eff… 04/18/2012 on Pedals 0
#159 - i find it hilarious that the greatest womanizer on TV is gay IRL  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2012 on NPH +7
User avatar #163 - axeul (04/18/2012) [-]
Same with Raj in Big Band theory! He can't talk or get a woman in the show but irl he is married to Miss India!
User avatar #182 - herculespower (04/18/2012) [-]
ha i did not know that, what a playah playah
#29 - i believe youre doing it right 04/18/2012 on Fuck the police! +1
#88 - hmm look at the times when it comes to sales, not only has the… 04/18/2012 on Music 0
#23 - he either needs to be shot OR he was trolling trying t… 04/18/2012 on Facebook (1) 0
#20 - nah im good it was inevitable that memes would spread and this… 04/18/2012 on Viva le Resistance! 0
#81 - believe what you will, im usually in the top 5 of my team with… 04/18/2012 on Battlefield 3 0
#75 - actually no, my style is rushing so i get to the position as f…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2012 on Battlefield 3 0
User avatar #77 - circuitouscone (04/18/2012) [-]
Even If you were to rush like crazy, your SPM and OPM would show that. It just seems odd that you preach OPM when you have a OPM of 15. Just saying, W/L means shit if you just get carried.
User avatar #81 - Kalder (04/18/2012) [-]
believe what you will, im usually in the top 5 of my team with my friends up there with me. Im not the greatest player on BF3 not by a long shot but im not exactly bad and always play to win
this last update has been killing me though with the rent a server bullshit and abusive server uncle dolans who stack teams
#35 - not a smoker but this is a great idea, according to lordaxle t… 04/18/2012 on EZ pipe 0
#57 - also, playing with friends and communicating will help with ta… 04/18/2012 on Battlefield 3 0
#55 - im sitting at a 3.36 W/L right now I dont like to lose, so…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/18/2012 on Battlefield 3 0
User avatar #87 - donthepotato (04/18/2012) [-]
Sadly I can't stand the patch
User avatar #73 - circuitouscone (04/18/2012) [-]
Question: Do you often get carried by your team? Because those stats, except w/l, blow.
User avatar #75 - Kalder (04/18/2012) [-]
actually no, my style is rushing so i get to the position as fast as i possibly can before the enemy team can set up defense. i dont care for k/d, nor do i care for getting many kills unless im on TDM or SDM, i PTFO and win.
User avatar #77 - circuitouscone (04/18/2012) [-]
Even If you were to rush like crazy, your SPM and OPM would show that. It just seems odd that you preach OPM when you have a OPM of 15. Just saying, W/L means shit if you just get carried.
User avatar #81 - Kalder (04/18/2012) [-]
believe what you will, im usually in the top 5 of my team with my friends up there with me. Im not the greatest player on BF3 not by a long shot but im not exactly bad and always play to win
this last update has been killing me though with the rent a server bullshit and abusive server uncle dolans who stack teams
User avatar #57 - Kalder (04/18/2012) [-]
also, playing with friends and communicating will help with tactics and reacting to the battlefield
#361 - have you looked at real tac lights that the military uses? the…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2012 on MW2 FAIL 0
#387 - huels (09/19/2014) [-]
So much butt hurt over what you said. I gave you a thumbs up to get rid of that negative one.

Back to what you were saying. As a US Army soldier of 8 years I can vouch for what you say. We have some very powerful lights. I'm talking 500-600 lumen power.
User avatar #388 - Kalder (09/20/2014) [-]
this is over 2 years old
#74 - "Copy, Red Leader"  [+] (5 new replies) 04/17/2012 on whats really going on in... +1
#99 - massdubater (04/17/2012) [-]
red lobster standing by
#83 - opieman (04/17/2012) [-]
Red october standing by
#78 - feelythefeel (04/17/2012) [-]
This what you looking for?
#94 - sippeh (04/17/2012) [-]
Red skelton standing by
#95 - feelythefeel (04/17/2012) [-]
#4076449 - Ok now im off, had to make a little joke with my last sign off… 04/17/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#4076429 - error 404 comment not found 04/17/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#4076404 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
User avatar #4076429 - Kalder (04/17/2012) [-]
error 404
comment not found
User avatar #4076425 - Imbtrtenu (04/17/2012) [-]
Good night!
#4076304 - i joined in pony thread 1 aahhh the good old days  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #4076336 - shadowwulf (04/17/2012) [-]
Indeed they were, friend
#4076279 - i read that like yaplap 04/17/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#4076245 - to this 04/17/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#4076237 - in one day i went from this  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#4076245 - Kalder (04/17/2012) [-]
to this
#4076208 - good to know, now i just need to build up some moolah so i can… 04/17/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#4076142 - are they pretty intuitive or any work arounds i would need to …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +2
User avatar #4076170 - lovelylupine (04/17/2012) [-]
Not at all! They're SO user friendly.
User avatar #4076208 - Kalder (04/17/2012) [-]
good to know, now i just need to build up some moolah so i can afford one
#4076102 - **Kalder rolls 81** 04/17/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1
#4076091 - So im looking to buy an art tablet soon so i can continue work…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/17/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +2
User avatar #4076109 - lovelylupine (04/17/2012) [-]
Ah, I love the Bamboo tablets, I have one c:
User avatar #4076142 - Kalder (04/17/2012) [-]
are they pretty intuitive or any work arounds i would need to get used to?
User avatar #4076170 - lovelylupine (04/17/2012) [-]
Not at all! They're SO user friendly.
User avatar #4076208 - Kalder (04/17/2012) [-]
good to know, now i just need to build up some moolah so i can afford one
#4075899 - this made my day today 04/17/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +1

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User avatar #72 - Kalder (07/13/2014) [-]
**Kalder rolls 2**
User avatar #68 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
So. You still exist.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Why yes I do still exist
User avatar #70 to #69 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
Wunderbar.
#71 to #70 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
User avatar #58 to #57 - Kalder (12/13/2012) [-]
whoa what? how did you find that
User avatar #59 to #58 - mayormilkman (12/13/2012) [-]
By being bored and looming up "thumb." That comment is one of the top results.
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#51 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
'Allo there.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
well Hi
User avatar #53 to #52 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
About that last post.

I never got to see that Celestia, but I have found myself in your stream...I like this art

Where is this Celestia?
User avatar #54 to #53 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
It was a Pirate Celestia in this stream, she has since moved on to something else but she will post it later im sure, but if you want to watch her draw and join the shenanigans of Amanda's livestream you can always join
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User avatar #55 to #54 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
seriously? I cant post urls in my profile?
how about this one
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/775922#775922
User avatar #50 - Kalder (08/14/2012) [-]
*roll item*
User avatar #49 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
**Kalder rolls 341**
#48 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #89 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
wow that was a while ago
yea those are my general go to cigar if its not a special occasion
#45 to #90 - bronydude **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #91 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
ill check those out, about how much do those run
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#41 - Kalder (04/26/2012) [-]
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#36 - Kalder (04/15/2012) [-]
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#35 - Kalder (04/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #30 - buttonddownbarbie (03/06/2012) [-]
Why thank you good sir,
I tip my hat at your dope ass swag.
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