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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
Last Login:7/31/2014
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#55 - personally i dont like glocks they are good and reliable b…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/05/2012 on glock +4
User avatar #191 - doctorzzo (04/05/2012) [-]
Don't, seriously. That thing is built like a brick, and the slide flies off and you will be minus one face.
User avatar #193 - Kalder (04/05/2012) [-]
please tell me your sources for this, ive fired a few of them and love the gun and have had zero issues
User avatar #197 - doctorzzo (04/05/2012) [-]
The US army thought it was notorious for slide issues, because the slide is light as fuck. To counteract it they made the already huge hammer EVEN bigger, and it feels chunky as fuck. I'm all for getting a pistol that fits your grip, but a CZ-82 is a much nicer, more reliable package in 9mm, and if you have HUGE hands you can just get aftermarket grips.
User avatar #200 - Kalder (04/05/2012) [-]
a quick wiki search says yes, early models had issues, but only with 3 reported failures from guns with very high round counts and the extended use of high pressure rounds but these issues have since resolved when they were reported 20 years ago with no additional failures from the slide

this does not concern me in the slightest because any issues have been resolved and the ones i have fired have been new models, so that is the model i would be getting
User avatar #204 - doctorzzo (04/05/2012) [-]
Personal preference I guess. I had a 96 and it was a POS, but maybe the 92 is a lot better. I still love me some Czechnology.
User avatar #160 - ofmiceandmen (04/05/2012) [-]
fun gun to shoot. a buddy of mine has one. you can really light up the range.
#181 - next time i go to the cigar shop ill check those out, those ro…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2012 on bronydude's profile 0
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#84 - i dont like dolan, so i skip i am a brony, haters should s… 04/04/2012 on The Truth +3
#48 - seriously why do people care hell my antivirus stops me from g… 04/04/2012 on The Internet. Sense... 0
#34 - Picture 04/04/2012 on Kalder's profile 0
#178 - i saw you like cigars, these are my personal favorite that are…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2012 on bronydude's profile 0
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User avatar #181 - Kalder (04/04/2012) [-]
next time i go to the cigar shop ill check those out, those romeo y julietas are about $6 each
i wish i had the brand but i had an aged cigar from 1992 on new years, probably the best tasting cigar ive had
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#4 - >Have a friend over >Be in Xbox chat (game or party)… 04/03/2012 on Title goes here -3
#57 - i didnt [ay much attention but my buddy always points it out w… 04/03/2012 on Fingers? 0
#277 - honestly cant wait to play later today, major update went up f… 04/03/2012 on Battlefield 3 +1
#274 - EA gets in the way of everything 04/03/2012 on Battlefield 3 +5
#1 - this looks familiar 04/02/2012 on I know i'm not the only one 0
#142 - alicorn 04/02/2012 on That Isnt A Pony +8
#9 - i really want to go to Buffalo Wild Wings now  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2012 on Best waitress ever. 0
User avatar #16 - mrgilly (04/01/2012) [-]
BUFFALO?

Winning.
#3571777 - Oh hey thread whats goin on  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +3
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User avatar #3571791 - rainbowblitz (03/31/2012) [-]
Oh, you know. Pony things.
#21 - The humans are from a show called Panty and Stocking with Gart… 03/31/2012 on What? 0
#38 - Comment deleted 03/31/2012 on its official 0
#25 - aaaand you think this will affect us how? 03/31/2012 on Brony? 0
#61 - i didnt ball but i felt it for days anytime i thought about it 03/31/2012 on Tough +1
#25 - its kind of a happy sad, very mixed emotions in my opinion 03/31/2012 on My Little Dashie 0
#24 - it made me feel will not lie  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2012 on My Little Dashie 0
#38 - darealslim (03/31/2012) [-]
#17 - posted this a couple days ago w/e its not mine but i … 03/31/2012 on Daddy Discord 0
#9 - i stay away from ponibooru and the thread until ive seen the e…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2012 on Spoilers! +4
User avatar #16 - aoneoneverything (03/30/2012) [-]
I thumbed you up just because i like forza
#16 - Fuck yea Su-33 Flanker D I love the Russian Flanker series…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/29/2012 on Aw shizzle +2
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User avatar #25 - BlaiseGrimm (03/29/2012) [-]
we get the E series in battlefield 3...sick ass planes they are
User avatar #30 - Onemanretardpack (03/29/2012) [-]
Durrr jets in battlefield 3, I know about jets now
User avatar #33 - BlaiseGrimm (03/30/2012) [-]
besides that...thats not the reason i know about jets...i know about jets because im an aircraft engineer for the airforce...so fuck off
User avatar #34 - Onemanretardpack (03/30/2012) [-]
Oh really? Base and grade?
User avatar #35 - BlaiseGrimm (03/30/2012) [-]
are you in the military?
User avatar #38 - secondtimearound (03/30/2012) [-]
and he was never heard of again...
User avatar #46 - BlaiseGrimm (03/30/2012) [-]
nice avatar xD
User avatar #45 - BlaiseGrimm (03/30/2012) [-]
hes just a dumbfuck troll who thinks hes cool
User avatar #32 - BlaiseGrimm (03/30/2012) [-]
i never said i know alot about jets cuz i play battlefield...
i know what series of flanker is in battlefield because i play it
any fighter jet is fucking awesome, it was a general statement
quit picking on people to look cool
#33 - Picture 03/29/2012 on Best book ever +8
#66 - gallium is awesome its nontoxic and fun  [+] (4 new replies) 03/29/2012 on Melts in your hand. +13
#72 - tranman (03/29/2012) [-]
and also nontoxic
#83 - anonymous (03/29/2012) [-]
and fun
User avatar #78 - supersecretstuff (03/29/2012) [-]
Lol he said that it his comment.
#85 - fapulous (03/29/2012) [-]
yeah but what he forgot to mention was that it's also non-toxic and fun.
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User avatar #72 - Kalder (07/13/2014) [-]
**Kalder rolls 2**
User avatar #68 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
So. You still exist.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Why yes I do still exist
User avatar #70 to #69 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
Wunderbar.
#71 to #70 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
User avatar #58 to #57 - Kalder (12/13/2012) [-]
whoa what? how did you find that
User avatar #59 to #58 - mayormilkman (12/13/2012) [-]
By being bored and looming up "thumb." That comment is one of the top results.
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#51 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
'Allo there.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
well Hi
User avatar #53 to #52 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
About that last post.

I never got to see that Celestia, but I have found myself in your stream...I like this art

Where is this Celestia?
User avatar #54 to #53 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
It was a Pirate Celestia in this stream, she has since moved on to something else but she will post it later im sure, but if you want to watch her draw and join the shenanigans of Amanda's livestream you can always join
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User avatar #55 to #54 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
seriously? I cant post urls in my profile?
how about this one
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/775922#775922
User avatar #50 - Kalder (08/14/2012) [-]
*roll item*
User avatar #49 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
**Kalder rolls 341**
#48 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #89 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
wow that was a while ago
yea those are my general go to cigar if its not a special occasion
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User avatar #46 to #91 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
ill check those out, about how much do those run
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User avatar #30 - buttonddownbarbie (03/06/2012) [-]
Why thank you good sir,
I tip my hat at your dope ass swag.
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