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Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
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#3848795 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
User avatar #3848873 - Kalder (04/09/2012) [-]
I kid XAssassin you know i think youre awesome
#3848782 - Ok I am planning on starting an ask OC tumblr problem is i…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/09/2012 on FJ Pony Thread +2
User avatar #3848880 - detectivebuddha (04/09/2012) [-]
bob
User avatar #3848842 - electroshloob (04/09/2012) [-]
Jesus.
User avatar #3848826 - theguyweallhate (04/09/2012) [-]
Tim
User avatar #3848799 - Jelloisyumm (04/09/2012) [-]
Harrison.
User avatar #3848846 - royalwerewolf (04/09/2012) [-]
ford
#35 - Picture 04/09/2012 on Kalder's profile 0
#649 - i am 04/09/2012 on Powerpuff Girls 0
#95 - not everything on FJ is funny, there is a lot of things that j… 04/08/2012 on Om Nom Nom +2
#83 - i find it amusing it made me smile i shared it here … 04/07/2012 on Om Nom Nom +2
#27 - hes at 10k followers now 04/07/2012 on Ridiculously Photogenic Jesus 0
#7 - hes at 7000 now 04/07/2012 on Ridiculously Photogenic Jesus +1
#8 - just makes him that much better looking 04/07/2012 on Ridiculously Unphotogenic... +2
#342 - a bow would be very handy but in a survivals situation where y… 04/07/2012 on Zombie Attack Plans 0
#295 - against a zombie though bows are not worth the effort to even …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2012 on Zombie Attack Plans 0
User avatar #297 - deliciousdee (04/07/2012) [-]
Ehh, suppressors cover some of the sound I suppose, but it definitely still makes a pop.
The bow could be used for animal hunting purposes only. A newer compound bow is lightweight, easy to use, and perfect for acquiring edible animal meat.

But yes, a rifle quite easily beats a bow when fighting zombies.
User avatar #342 - Kalder (04/07/2012) [-]
a bow would be very handy but in a survivals situation where you are already carrying gear, a bow and arrows would be cumbersome not because of weight, but because of its size

it could all depend on your situation though, maybe a friend you were with (because being alone is bad) would carry a bow and an handgun
#36 - i dont remember which episode but i remember seeing multiple L… 04/07/2012 on Lyra -1
#49 - **** yea Luna 04/07/2012 on MLP horoscopes +1
#245 - Picture 04/07/2012 on Zombie Attack Plans 0
#35 - Picture 04/07/2012 on Om Nom Nom +7
#146 - its a SHTF scenario, something i believe everyone should be pr… 04/07/2012 on Zombie Attack Plans 0
#109 - plan is to convoy to Montana wilderness, low population densit…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/07/2012 on Zombie Attack Plans 0
User avatar #294 - deliciousdee (04/07/2012) [-]
Or you could just bow hunt.
User avatar #295 - Kalder (04/07/2012) [-]
against a zombie though bows are not worth the effort to even carry
silent and light but you normally have to retrieve the arrow whereas a .22 fitted with a suppressor (building one) can be extremely quiet
User avatar #297 - deliciousdee (04/07/2012) [-]
Ehh, suppressors cover some of the sound I suppose, but it definitely still makes a pop.
The bow could be used for animal hunting purposes only. A newer compound bow is lightweight, easy to use, and perfect for acquiring edible animal meat.

But yes, a rifle quite easily beats a bow when fighting zombies.
User avatar #342 - Kalder (04/07/2012) [-]
a bow would be very handy but in a survivals situation where you are already carrying gear, a bow and arrows would be cumbersome not because of weight, but because of its size

it could all depend on your situation though, maybe a friend you were with (because being alone is bad) would carry a bow and an handgun
#10 - but does the battery still work 04/07/2012 on Found it after hours of... +1
#3 - Spencer's at the mall here has that  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2012 on Forever Alone Level: Over... 0
User avatar #4 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/07/2012) [-]
spencers has every sexual joke ever made... you can't go in there and expect not to laugh
#37 - firefox private browsing ctrl+shift+P 04/07/2012 on Why I Use Google Chrome +8
#68 - .22 has enough energy to penetrate the skull but not exit, its…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2012 on Zombie Attack Plans +3
User avatar #69 - redneckhokage (04/07/2012) [-]
hmm you have a point there, i forgot about that
#63 - Ruger 10/22 is the #1 weapon for the zombie apocalypse in my o…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/07/2012 on Zombie Attack Plans +7
#88 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/07/2012) [-]
if the apocalypse is anything like walking dead then you probably should not be using the gun for food, it will attract more. the bouncing in the skull is good in the same situation though
User avatar #109 - Kalder (04/07/2012) [-]
plan is to convoy to Montana wilderness, low population density provides for more freedom with weapons, use it sparingly of course but it will not be as dangerous
User avatar #294 - deliciousdee (04/07/2012) [-]
Or you could just bow hunt.
User avatar #295 - Kalder (04/07/2012) [-]
against a zombie though bows are not worth the effort to even carry
silent and light but you normally have to retrieve the arrow whereas a .22 fitted with a suppressor (building one) can be extremely quiet
User avatar #297 - deliciousdee (04/07/2012) [-]
Ehh, suppressors cover some of the sound I suppose, but it definitely still makes a pop.
The bow could be used for animal hunting purposes only. A newer compound bow is lightweight, easy to use, and perfect for acquiring edible animal meat.

But yes, a rifle quite easily beats a bow when fighting zombies.
User avatar #342 - Kalder (04/07/2012) [-]
a bow would be very handy but in a survivals situation where you are already carrying gear, a bow and arrows would be cumbersome not because of weight, but because of its size

it could all depend on your situation though, maybe a friend you were with (because being alone is bad) would carry a bow and an handgun
User avatar #67 - redneckhokage (04/07/2012) [-]
as much as i love my .22 i dont think it would do any sustainable damage against a zombie unless maybe you use a an entire clip
User avatar #68 - Kalder (04/07/2012) [-]
.22 has enough energy to penetrate the skull but not exit, its known to bounce around anc cause scrambled brain syndrome
User avatar #69 - redneckhokage (04/07/2012) [-]
hmm you have a point there, i forgot about that
#21 - Picture 04/05/2012 on Just Jim +1
#200 - a quick wiki search says yes, early models had issues, but onl…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2012 on glock 0
User avatar #204 - doctorzzo (04/05/2012) [-]
Personal preference I guess. I had a 96 and it was a POS, but maybe the 92 is a lot better. I still love me some Czechnology.
#193 - please tell me your sources for this, ive fired a few of them …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/05/2012 on glock 0
User avatar #197 - doctorzzo (04/05/2012) [-]
The US army thought it was notorious for slide issues, because the slide is light as fuck. To counteract it they made the already huge hammer EVEN bigger, and it feels chunky as fuck. I'm all for getting a pistol that fits your grip, but a CZ-82 is a much nicer, more reliable package in 9mm, and if you have HUGE hands you can just get aftermarket grips.
User avatar #200 - Kalder (04/05/2012) [-]
a quick wiki search says yes, early models had issues, but only with 3 reported failures from guns with very high round counts and the extended use of high pressure rounds but these issues have since resolved when they were reported 20 years ago with no additional failures from the slide

this does not concern me in the slightest because any issues have been resolved and the ones i have fired have been new models, so that is the model i would be getting
User avatar #204 - doctorzzo (04/05/2012) [-]
Personal preference I guess. I had a 96 and it was a POS, but maybe the 92 is a lot better. I still love me some Czechnology.
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User avatar #72 - Kalder (07/13/2014) [-]
**Kalder rolls 2**
User avatar #68 - dafiltafish ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
So. You still exist.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Why yes I do still exist
User avatar #70 to #69 - dafiltafish ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Wunderbar.
#71 to #70 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
User avatar #58 to #57 - Kalder (12/13/2012) [-]
whoa what? how did you find that
User avatar #59 to #58 - mayormilkman (12/13/2012) [-]
By being bored and looming up "thumb." That comment is one of the top results.
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#51 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
'Allo there.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
well Hi
User avatar #53 to #52 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
About that last post.

I never got to see that Celestia, but I have found myself in your stream...I like this art

Where is this Celestia?
User avatar #54 to #53 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
It was a Pirate Celestia in this stream, she has since moved on to something else but she will post it later im sure, but if you want to watch her draw and join the shenanigans of Amanda's livestream you can always join
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User avatar #55 to #54 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
seriously? I cant post urls in my profile?
how about this one
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/775922#775922
User avatar #50 - Kalder (08/14/2012) [-]
*roll item*
User avatar #49 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
**Kalder rolls 341**
#48 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #89 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
wow that was a while ago
yea those are my general go to cigar if its not a special occasion
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User avatar #46 to #91 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
ill check those out, about how much do those run
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User avatar #30 - buttonddownbarbie (03/06/2012) [-]
Why thank you good sir,
I tip my hat at your dope ass swag.
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