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Kalder

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
Last Login:7/06/2015
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#32 - Maki is best waifu 05/15/2015 on Mai waifu 0
#42 - Cant wait for A-Kon next month, im cosplaying Daru from Steins… 05/15/2015 on Cosplay Photos I've taken 2 0
#186 - Admin's Bootycall 05/15/2015 on rename those anons -1
#92 - Blood+Drain Give me your heath and **** your healing 05/13/2015 on which one 0
#263 - I play a lot of Battlefield (3, 4, and Hardline) on PC as well… 05/08/2015 on Let's make friends +1
#4 - dog.exe has stopped working 05/06/2015 on :P 0
#40 - **** yeah Love Live! Maki is best μ's 05/05/2015 on Oh Em Gee +1
#381 - Admin's Bootycall 04/30/2015 on Rename anonymous again! 0
#407 - Sound! Euphonium, Plastic Memories, DanMachi are the main ones… 04/29/2015 on What anime do you like to... 0
#19 - **** yeah Love Live! Maki is best girl 04/29/2015 on thugdere +3
#132 - My current desktop the oh so scary M855 green tip 04/28/2015 on Massive Wallpaper dump 0
#124 - you should see the post on tumblr feminists completely ign… 04/24/2015 on Mandles +1
#74 - Wait are people finding out this is a thing just now? Fallout … 04/16/2015 on A special big ol' no +15
#43 - even so Nyanta is like 40 04/15/2015 on Getting tired of your shit... 0
#13 - From what I understand Cheetahs are docile as ****  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2015 on Pet that pussy bre 0
User avatar #17 - wrpen (04/13/2015) [-]
Actually, most mammals are. Bears and wolves especially, unless you're actively threatening them.

Pretending to be dead doesn't actually work people will tell you, y'know. As long as you aren't presenting a direct threat (e.g. by being completely motionless, or moving in the opposite direction of the animal, or staying calm and watching to make sure none of it's babies crawl up under your foot and squishes itself) and aren't the only thing to eat for miles around, most animals in general will just keep walking.
#12 - Picture 04/10/2015 on Danmachi Hestia 0
#15 - I am going to get back up sights, I am also torn between the P…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on AR15 Build 0
User avatar #16 - omahooha (04/04/2015) [-]
That sounds beautiful, dude. And here I am, saving up to buy a Mosin. My choice: both optics
#16 - foam, resin casting, vacuum forming 04/04/2015 on This 12 Foot Tall... +1
#42 - **Kalder used "*roll picture*"** **Kalder rolled image ** 04/04/2015 on When Roll Gods Smite You 0
#30 - 5000m, she was probably a lap behind 04/04/2015 on Celebrated too soon 0
#35 - Picture 04/02/2015 on Everyone on this day +11
#16 - He's actually a smart dude that likes to **** with… 04/01/2015 on /b/ told him how to make it +3
#80 - I think it uses the browser now because they added so much fun… 04/01/2015 on EA when people bought Hardline 0
#75 - > Browser has been the main menu since Battlefield 3 &g…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2015 on EA when people bought Hardline -1
User avatar #77 - GEARBOY (04/01/2015) [-]
> Browser concept is still retarded - what's wrong with an in-game main menu? The console version has it

> It's better to unlock a gun and try it out to see if it's good rather than pay for a gun without knowing whether it's shit or not

> Agreed - getting just kills to unlock something may not be everyone's cup of tea but still: the requirements that you need to have now are ridiculous

> You're forgetting that SWAT exists too - and their arsenal of weapons is much wider

>I'm not saying lets throw jets and tanks in - an APC, for instance, wouldn't hurt the expirience

> Last one is a problem too - if you want to encourage more people spread out on the different game modes - you shouldn't make it easy for them to level up on just one game type
User avatar #80 - Kalder (04/01/2015) [-]
I think it uses the browser now because they added so much functionality to it that it would just make in game menus too complicated, given they could just split the server browser functions from everything else and streamline it that way. Thats basically how the consoles run. Also if your browser it using up so much ram then you should probably trim down how many addons you have running at one time, I have little to no issues.

There are pros and cons to the money system, I much prefer it personally because I knew exactly what gun I would be running the most and got it first thing. You gain cash fast enough anyway that it hardly becomes an issue. Also resources like symthic.com are wonderful.

SWAT teams do have a larger arsenal than standard forces yes but when you look at whats actually used, you get whats already in the game. I hope with future DLC they bring in other countries' elite police forces and themes. How cool would it be to Heist the Louvre or other European locales.

The CAT is also basically already an APC since small arms fire doesnt hurt it and you have to use explosives. Yes some forces have them but you gotta think about the criminal side too, theyre not gonna have an APC. Thats more of a balance issue.

Also back into the underbarrel launchers. I think they were there in the first beta but then were moved to the Mechanic class as held launchers since they got rid of the RPG as a standard gadget. It solidifies the aspect that the Mechanic is the anti-vehicle class since theyre really the only ones with the means to hurt some vehicles outside of using breaching charges.
#11 - Some of the weapon balance is ****** right now but othe… 03/31/2015 on EA when people bought Hardline 0

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User avatar #72 - Kalder (07/13/2014) [-]
**Kalder rolls 2**
User avatar #68 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
So. You still exist.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Why yes I do still exist
User avatar #70 to #69 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
Wunderbar.
#71 to #70 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
User avatar #58 to #57 - Kalder (12/13/2012) [-]
whoa what? how did you find that
User avatar #59 to #58 - mayormilkman (12/13/2012) [-]
By being bored and looming up "thumb." That comment is one of the top results.
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#51 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
'Allo there.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
well Hi
User avatar #53 to #52 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
About that last post.

I never got to see that Celestia, but I have found myself in your stream...I like this art

Where is this Celestia?
User avatar #54 to #53 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
It was a Pirate Celestia in this stream, she has since moved on to something else but she will post it later im sure, but if you want to watch her draw and join the shenanigans of Amanda's livestream you can always join
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User avatar #55 to #54 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
seriously? I cant post urls in my profile?
how about this one
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/775922#775922
User avatar #50 - Kalder (08/14/2012) [-]
*roll item*
User avatar #49 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
**Kalder rolls 341**
#48 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #89 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
wow that was a while ago
yea those are my general go to cigar if its not a special occasion
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User avatar #46 to #91 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
ill check those out, about how much do those run
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#41 - Kalder (04/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #30 - buttonddownbarbie (03/06/2012) [-]
Why thank you good sir,
I tip my hat at your dope ass swag.
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