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Kalder    

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Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
Last Login:8/23/2014
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#265 - He's got one  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2014 on The sorrow of left-hander. 0
#307 - facepalmftw (05/21/2014) [-]
And quite a few Belgian guns. I was making a point.
User avatar #278 - imperial (05/21/2014) [-]
two actually and whole fucking arsenal and a gunshop....
#188 - Switching the ejection on an AUG is not a fast thing you can d…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2014 on The sorrow of left-hander. +2
#191 - tomthehippie (05/21/2014) [-]
Well excuse me for seeing a gif of a guy catching burning brass with his face and thinking "gee... ten maybe fifteen minutes worth of work and you wouldn't be burning your face" and not magically knowing it was from a video with him trying to show something.
User avatar #194 - Sabre (05/21/2014) [-]
If you can look at a gif like this and your first assumption is that the guy is a moron rather than thinking it might be a part of a larger movie, then maybe this country DOES need tighter gun-control laws?
#195 - tomthehippie (05/21/2014) [-]
I never said that it wasn't from a larger video, but "a video with him trying to show something". Try learning to read, it helps you not look retarded when you try to put words in other people's mouths.

Also, did I say moron? No, I jokingly called someone who can stay on target with burning brass hitting his face a "casual", which he obviously isn't.

Here's a hint, if you are going to go on a website dedicated to funny, it helps to have a sense of humor and pull the stick out of your ass. ;D
#7 - nyoom 05/13/2014 on unexpected 0
#127 - Picture 05/10/2014 on A river full of cherry... 0
#114 - He didnt, The Mirror is trying to stir up **** . …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2014 on Jeremy Clarkson, Scandal? 0
User avatar #116 - sinonyx (05/02/2014) [-]
i never knew it was "catch a nigger by the toe" ... i've only ever heard "catch a tiger by the toe"

huh.... i guess "if he hollers let him go" makes much more sense now..
#131 - Picture 04/29/2014 on Worm or Alien??? 0
#62 - Thats just the basic 2015 model This is the actual 50… 04/29/2014 on (untitled) +1
#61 - I respect the fox bodies for being good on the strip I sti… 04/29/2014 on (untitled) +6
#113 - "hurr durr tumblrs ghey" No really though he doe… 04/25/2014 on o_O +2
#47 - after 2 alarms theyre just gonna overlap on the snooze If … 04/25/2014 on There are 2 kinds of people +1
#83 - Source is actually a really cool guy on tumblr 04/25/2014 on o_O +1
#48 - Watch it, its on Netflix Im into cars but the comedy and s… 04/10/2014 on Jeremy has the solution 0
#236 - ponylionHD is known for his tricks Been in a server with h… 04/10/2014 on No Title is Good Enough For... 0
#66 - Its very popular. There are torrents out there and I am sure t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on 2deep4u 0
#71 - urapooper (03/12/2014) [-]
yeah I know I hated the anime but learned to love it by the end. I was just hoping to be able to watch it again in crunchyroll (cuz you know 1080p streaming).
#36 - Puella Magi Madoka Magica Its on Crunchyroll, watch it. Its short  [+] (6 new replies) 03/12/2014 on 2deep4u +3
#52 - urapooper (03/12/2014) [-]
It's not in crunchyroll
#63 - swarthywaffles (03/12/2014) [-]
Don't know what the hell you're talking about. It's right there in the list of shows.
www.crunchyroll.com/puella-magi-madoka-magica
#64 - urapooper (03/12/2014) [-]
It says that due to licensing issues it's not available in my region. I guess that is why it did not show up when I searched it.
User avatar #66 - Kalder (03/12/2014) [-]
Its very popular. There are torrents out there and I am sure there are a number of websites that are hosting it for streaming, just not as good quality as Crunchyroll
#71 - urapooper (03/12/2014) [-]
yeah I know I hated the anime but learned to love it by the end. I was just hoping to be able to watch it again in crunchyroll (cuz you know 1080p streaming).
User avatar #37 - blackestblacksmith (03/12/2014) [-]
thank you sir
#35 - I think Alfeim was ok, if it didnt have the creepy "I wan… 03/11/2014 on translation: autistic... 0
#29 - Really SAO and Log Horizon are hard to compare besides the who…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2014 on translation: autistic... +2
User avatar #34 - MarauderMatt (03/11/2014) [-]
In my own opinion SAO was good up to Alfheim. That's when it dropped off for me
User avatar #35 - Kalder (03/11/2014) [-]
I think Alfeim was ok, if it didnt have the creepy "I want to fuck my brother who is actually my cousin" incest it would have been much better
#28 - I actually really enjoyed the show. Was it the best sh… 03/11/2014 on translation: autistic... 0
#187 - Picture 03/11/2014 on Gif + Song +1
#76 - Picture 03/10/2014 on Plz Use Everything, but not... +5
#40 - Yes, you will see comparisons to SAO but dont pay attention to… 03/08/2014 on Cake Wars 0
#39 - I actually really like the opening I came into Log Horizon… 03/08/2014 on Cake Wars 0
#28 - Picture 03/05/2014 on Chessboard +4
#45 - hydrophobic sand. I guess its been a toy for a while but it do… 03/05/2014 on science bitches!!! +3
#21 - Makes sense since Sangheili active camouflage is less effectiv… 03/04/2014 on :( 0
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User avatar #72 - Kalder ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
**Kalder rolls 2**
User avatar #68 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
So. You still exist.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Kalder ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Why yes I do still exist
User avatar #70 to #69 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
Wunderbar.
#71 to #70 - Kalder ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
#60 - Kalder ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #58 to #57 - Kalder ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
whoa what? how did you find that
User avatar #59 to #58 - mayormilkman (12/13/2012) [-]
By being bored and looming up "thumb." That comment is one of the top results.
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#51 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
'Allo there.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Kalder ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
well Hi
User avatar #53 to #52 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
About that last post.

I never got to see that Celestia, but I have found myself in your stream...I like this art

Where is this Celestia?
User avatar #54 to #53 - Kalder ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
It was a Pirate Celestia in this stream, she has since moved on to something else but she will post it later im sure, but if you want to watch her draw and join the shenanigans of Amanda's livestream you can always join
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User avatar #55 to #54 - Kalder ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
seriously? I cant post urls in my profile?
how about this one
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/775922#775922
User avatar #50 - Kalder ONLINE (08/14/2012) [-]
*roll item*
User avatar #49 - Kalder ONLINE (07/11/2012) [-]
**Kalder rolls 341**
#48 - Kalder ONLINE (07/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #89 - Kalder ONLINE (05/30/2012) [-]
wow that was a while ago
yea those are my general go to cigar if its not a special occasion
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User avatar #46 to #91 - Kalder ONLINE (05/30/2012) [-]
ill check those out, about how much do those run
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User avatar #30 - buttonddownbarbie (03/06/2012) [-]
Why thank you good sir,
I tip my hat at your dope ass swag.
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