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Kalder

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
Last Login:5/05/2015
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#16 - foam, resin casting, vacuum forming 04/04/2015 on This 12 Foot Tall... +1
#42 - **Kalder used "*roll picture*"** **Kalder rolled image ** 04/04/2015 on When Roll Gods Smite You 0
#30 - 5000m, she was probably a lap behind 04/04/2015 on Celebrated too soon 0
#35 - Picture 04/02/2015 on Everyone on this day +11
#16 - He's actually a smart dude that likes to **** with… 04/01/2015 on /b/ told him how to make it +3
#80 - I think it uses the browser now because they added so much fun… 04/01/2015 on EA when people bought Hardline 0
#75 - > Browser has been the main menu since Battlefield 3 &g…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2015 on EA when people bought Hardline -1
User avatar #77 - GEARBOY (04/01/2015) [-]
> Browser concept is still retarded - what's wrong with an in-game main menu? The console version has it

> It's better to unlock a gun and try it out to see if it's good rather than pay for a gun without knowing whether it's shit or not

> Agreed - getting just kills to unlock something may not be everyone's cup of tea but still: the requirements that you need to have now are ridiculous

> You're forgetting that SWAT exists too - and their arsenal of weapons is much wider

>I'm not saying lets throw jets and tanks in - an APC, for instance, wouldn't hurt the expirience

> Last one is a problem too - if you want to encourage more people spread out on the different game modes - you shouldn't make it easy for them to level up on just one game type
User avatar #80 - Kalder (04/01/2015) [-]
I think it uses the browser now because they added so much functionality to it that it would just make in game menus too complicated, given they could just split the server browser functions from everything else and streamline it that way. Thats basically how the consoles run. Also if your browser it using up so much ram then you should probably trim down how many addons you have running at one time, I have little to no issues.

There are pros and cons to the money system, I much prefer it personally because I knew exactly what gun I would be running the most and got it first thing. You gain cash fast enough anyway that it hardly becomes an issue. Also resources like symthic.com are wonderful.

SWAT teams do have a larger arsenal than standard forces yes but when you look at whats actually used, you get whats already in the game. I hope with future DLC they bring in other countries' elite police forces and themes. How cool would it be to Heist the Louvre or other European locales.

The CAT is also basically already an APC since small arms fire doesnt hurt it and you have to use explosives. Yes some forces have them but you gotta think about the criminal side too, theyre not gonna have an APC. Thats more of a balance issue.

Also back into the underbarrel launchers. I think they were there in the first beta but then were moved to the Mechanic class as held launchers since they got rid of the RPG as a standard gadget. It solidifies the aspect that the Mechanic is the anti-vehicle class since theyre really the only ones with the means to hurt some vehicles outside of using breaching charges.
#11 - Some of the weapon balance is ****** right now but othe… 03/31/2015 on EA when people bought Hardline 0
#130 - Sweet lets hang out  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2015 on Go to sleep or I'm coming... +1
User avatar #150 - advice (03/31/2015) [-]
oorrrrrr not
#8 - Yeaaa IV8888 03/31/2015 on Murica +4
#82 - **Kalder used "*roll 2, 0-99*"** **Kalder rolls 13** **Ka… 03/31/2015 on Post here if you want me... -1
#475 - **Kalder used "*roll 1, 0-9*"** **Kalder rolls 1** … 03/30/2015 on Roll for ur GF 0
#128 - Picture 03/28/2015 on would press everytime +3
#310 - **Kalder used "*roll 6, 0-999*"** **Kalder rolls 662** **… 03/26/2015 on Kitty! 0
#28 - As sad as I am, James May's and Richard Hammonds' contracts ar…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2015 on RIP Top Gear +1
#36 - Ken M (03/26/2015) [-]
they did not resign
User avatar #44 - formidableguy (03/26/2015) [-]
They have refused to film without him, and have said they will wait their contracts out and not sign new ones.

They have all but resigned
#31 - Pretty sweet Has that old school Gundam vibe to it  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on Star Wars Anime Short:... +2
User avatar #56 - leonhardt (03/25/2015) [-]
I was fucking hoping there would be a mecha at some point

with a giant lightsaber

I was denied but not disappointed
#49 - Picture 03/20/2015 on Money changes people +9
#111 - Alex Louis Armstrong The Whitley is just the bomber he's n… 03/16/2015 on Fullmetal Alchemist Comp +1
#108 - Armstrong Whitworth Whitley (A.W.38 Whitley), a British bomber…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Fullmetal Alchemist Comp +4
#110 - funkycow (03/16/2015) [-]
thankyou for correcting me i never caught the whittley part of his name.
User avatar #111 - Kalder (03/16/2015) [-]
Alex Louis Armstrong
The Whitley is just the bomber he's named after
#107 - Brotherhood basically skips the first 20 or so episodes of FMA… 03/16/2015 on Fullmetal Alchemist Comp +1
#7 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Biden has best waifus +11
User avatar #19 - melonfucker (03/16/2015) [-]
Do you happen to know what anime is that girl in the picture from?
User avatar #22 - melonfucker (03/16/2015) [-]
cool, thnx
#106 - watched it twice cried twice 03/08/2015 on 5 Anime you should probably... 0
#105 - FMAB assumes you watched the original so it goes through the b… 03/08/2015 on 5 Anime you should probably... +3
#461 - I dont post much content but Ive been here for almost 5 years … 02/28/2015 on Are you a newbie or a lurker? 0
#2308 - Picture 02/26/2015 on Post a screenshot of your... +1

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User avatar #72 - Kalder ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
**Kalder rolls 2**
User avatar #68 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
So. You still exist.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Kalder ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Why yes I do still exist
User avatar #70 to #69 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
Wunderbar.
#71 to #70 - Kalder ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
#60 - Kalder ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #58 to #57 - Kalder ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
whoa what? how did you find that
User avatar #59 to #58 - mayormilkman (12/13/2012) [-]
By being bored and looming up "thumb." That comment is one of the top results.
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#51 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
'Allo there.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Kalder ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
well Hi
User avatar #53 to #52 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
About that last post.

I never got to see that Celestia, but I have found myself in your stream...I like this art

Where is this Celestia?
User avatar #54 to #53 - Kalder ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
It was a Pirate Celestia in this stream, she has since moved on to something else but she will post it later im sure, but if you want to watch her draw and join the shenanigans of Amanda's livestream you can always join
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User avatar #55 to #54 - Kalder ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
seriously? I cant post urls in my profile?
how about this one
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/775922#775922
User avatar #50 - Kalder ONLINE (08/14/2012) [-]
*roll item*
User avatar #49 - Kalder ONLINE (07/11/2012) [-]
**Kalder rolls 341**
#48 - Kalder ONLINE (07/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #89 - Kalder ONLINE (05/30/2012) [-]
wow that was a while ago
yea those are my general go to cigar if its not a special occasion
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User avatar #46 to #91 - Kalder ONLINE (05/30/2012) [-]
ill check those out, about how much do those run
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#42 - Kalder ONLINE (05/11/2012) [-]
#41 - Kalder ONLINE (04/26/2012) [-]
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#37 - Kalder ONLINE (04/17/2012) [-]
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#35 - Kalder ONLINE (04/09/2012) [-]
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#34 - Kalder ONLINE (04/04/2012) [-]
User avatar #30 - buttonddownbarbie (03/06/2012) [-]
Why thank you good sir,
I tip my hat at your dope ass swag.
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