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Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
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#13 - From what I understand Cheetahs are docile as ****  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2015 on Pet that pussy bre 0
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#17 - wrpen (04/13/2015) [-]
Actually, most mammals are. Bears and wolves especially, unless you're actively threatening them.

Pretending to be dead doesn't actually work people will tell you, y'know. As long as you aren't presenting a direct threat (e.g. by being completely motionless, or moving in the opposite direction of the animal, or staying calm and watching to make sure none of it's babies crawl up under your foot and squishes itself) and aren't the only thing to eat for miles around, most animals in general will just keep walking.
#12 - Picture 04/10/2015 on Danmachi Hestia 0
#15 - I am going to get back up sights, I am also torn between the P…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on AR15 Build 0
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#16 - omahooha (04/04/2015) [-]
That sounds beautiful, dude. And here I am, saving up to buy a Mosin. My choice: both optics
#16 - foam, resin casting, vacuum forming 04/04/2015 on This 12 Foot Tall... +1
#42 - **Kalder used "*roll picture*"** **Kalder rolled image ** 04/04/2015 on When Roll Gods Smite You 0
#30 - 5000m, she was probably a lap behind 04/04/2015 on Celebrated too soon 0
#35 - Picture 04/02/2015 on Everyone on this day +11
#16 - He's actually a smart dude that likes to **** with electricity 04/01/2015 on /b/ told him how to make it +3
#80 - I think it uses the browser now because they added so much fun… 04/01/2015 on EA when people bought Hardline 0
#75 - > Browser has been the main menu since Battlefield 3 &g…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2015 on EA when people bought Hardline -1
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#77 - GEARBOY (04/01/2015) [-]
> Browser concept is still retarded - what's wrong with an in-game main menu? The console version has it

> It's better to unlock a gun and try it out to see if it's good rather than pay for a gun without knowing whether it's shit or not

> Agreed - getting just kills to unlock something may not be everyone's cup of tea but still: the requirements that you need to have now are ridiculous

> You're forgetting that SWAT exists too - and their arsenal of weapons is much wider

>I'm not saying lets throw jets and tanks in - an APC, for instance, wouldn't hurt the expirience

> Last one is a problem too - if you want to encourage more people spread out on the different game modes - you shouldn't make it easy for them to level up on just one game type
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#80 - Kalder (04/01/2015) [-]
I think it uses the browser now because they added so much functionality to it that it would just make in game menus too complicated, given they could just split the server browser functions from everything else and streamline it that way. Thats basically how the consoles run. Also if your browser it using up so much ram then you should probably trim down how many addons you have running at one time, I have little to no issues.

There are pros and cons to the money system, I much prefer it personally because I knew exactly what gun I would be running the most and got it first thing. You gain cash fast enough anyway that it hardly becomes an issue. Also resources like symthic.com are wonderful.

SWAT teams do have a larger arsenal than standard forces yes but when you look at whats actually used, you get whats already in the game. I hope with future DLC they bring in other countries' elite police forces and themes. How cool would it be to Heist the Louvre or other European locales.

The CAT is also basically already an APC since small arms fire doesnt hurt it and you have to use explosives. Yes some forces have them but you gotta think about the criminal side too, theyre not gonna have an APC. Thats more of a balance issue.

Also back into the underbarrel launchers. I think they were there in the first beta but then were moved to the Mechanic class as held launchers since they got rid of the RPG as a standard gadget. It solidifies the aspect that the Mechanic is the anti-vehicle class since theyre really the only ones with the means to hurt some vehicles outside of using breaching charges.
#11 - Some of the weapon balance is ****** right now but otherwise i… 03/31/2015 on EA when people bought Hardline 0
#130 - Sweet lets hang out  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2015 on Go to sleep or I'm coming... +1
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#150 - advice (03/31/2015) [-]
oorrrrrr not
#8 - Yeaaa IV8888 03/31/2015 on Murica +4
#82 - **Kalder used "*roll 2, 0-99*"** **Kalder rolls 13** **Ka… 03/31/2015 on Post here if you want me... -1
#475 - **Kalder used "*roll 1, 0-9*"** **Kalder rolls 1** ***… 03/30/2015 on Roll for ur GF 0
#128 - Picture 03/28/2015 on would press everytime +3
#310 - **Kalder used "*roll 6, 0-999*"** **Kalder rolls 662** **… 03/26/2015 on Kitty! 0
#28 - As sad as I am, James May's and Richard Hammonds' contracts ar…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2015 on RIP Top Gear +1
#36 - anon (03/26/2015) [-]
they did not resign
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#44 - formidableguy (03/26/2015) [-]
They have refused to film without him, and have said they will wait their contracts out and not sign new ones.

They have all but resigned
#31 - Pretty sweet Has that old school Gundam vibe to it  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on Star Wars Anime Short:... +2
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#56 - leonhardt (03/25/2015) [-]
I was fucking hoping there would be a mecha at some point

with a giant lightsaber

I was denied but not disappointed
#49 - Picture 03/20/2015 on Money changes people +9
#111 - Alex Louis Armstrong The Whitley is just the bomber he's n… 03/16/2015 on Fullmetal Alchemist Comp +1
#108 - Armstrong Whitworth Whitley (A.W.38 Whitley), a British bomber…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Fullmetal Alchemist Comp +4
#110 - funkycow (03/16/2015) [-]
thankyou for correcting me i never caught the whittley part of his name.
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#111 - Kalder (03/16/2015) [-]
Alex Louis Armstrong
The Whitley is just the bomber he's named after
#107 - Brotherhood basically skips the first 20 or so episodes of FMA… 03/16/2015 on Fullmetal Alchemist Comp +1
#7 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Biden has best waifus +11
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#19 - melonfucker (03/16/2015) [-]
Do you happen to know what anime is that girl in the picture from?
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#22 - melonfucker (03/16/2015) [-]
cool, thnx
#106 - watched it twice cried twice 03/08/2015 on 5 Anime you should probably... 0
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#87 - Kalder (10/15/2015) [-]
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#86 - Kalder (09/22/2015) [-]
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