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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
Last Login:12/16/2014
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#8 - Famas is not good beyond 10-20 yards. It has terrible reco… 06/10/2013 on BF3 players will know 0
#5 - meh its 4am and im tired  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2013 on A scientific challenge for FJ +1
User avatar #6 - ariusbrightwing (06/07/2013) [-]
It's 2am and look at the tags. :>
#3 - Stand at the south pole every direction is North  [+] (4 new replies) 06/07/2013 on A scientific challenge for FJ +1
#7 - cyborgturtle (06/07/2013) [-]
Stand at the south pole
Do a handstand
Holding up the world
User avatar #4 - ariusbrightwing (06/07/2013) [-]
Horey sheet.

.... You still gotta Draw it. ;>
User avatar #5 - Kalder (06/07/2013) [-]
meh its 4am and im tired
User avatar #6 - ariusbrightwing (06/07/2013) [-]
It's 2am and look at the tags. :>
#7 - That guy was actually saving ducklings that fell through the grate 06/06/2013 on Anatidaephobia -1
#114 - FunnyJunk would look like a normal person, but not have their …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2013 on title +4
#122 - graphenz (06/03/2013) [-]
It'd be that one asshole friend we got that everytime they crack a joke it's all you're thinking is "Reeeeepoooooost" but all your friends still laugh and you're just sitting there, looking him into his reposting cunt eyes and he knows you know.
User avatar #119 - rtsgamer (06/03/2013) [-]
that described me almost perfectly....
#120 - Call of Duty with Discord Actually 100% ok with this 06/01/2013 on Pony birthday game 0
#77 - Gobi Campaign Sniper Rifle with AP ammo sniped the … 05/30/2013 on Fallout Truth 0
#2 - I watched this as it happened, I live in Edmond about 30 miles… 05/21/2013 on Oklahoma Tornado 2013 -... 0
#95 - a machete and/or a gas mask its killin time 05/20/2013 on Just for fun 0
#92 - That image is edited pulled this directly from the trailer  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Hasbro you mind explaining... +17
User avatar #100 - Nihatclodra (05/17/2013) [-]
trailer for what, exactly? are they remaking MLP in a highschool setting with humanoid ponies?
User avatar #107 - tvfreakuk (05/17/2013) [-]
#57 - 1962 is when a full embargo was placed, it is slowly going awa…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on How most people choose +1
User avatar #59 - secretdestroyers (05/10/2013) [-]
Well, any president can lift it whenever they want, they just have to do it during their second term when they have very little to lose. Florida's a big swing state that's full of old Cuban refugees from the 60s who are, understandably, anti-Castro and who make up a good portion of the state's voting population.

Not the type of people to piss off if you want to get reelected. But, now that Obama's done just that he can lift the embargo.....sometime soon would be nice!
#53 - its a stupid trade embargo thats been in place for too many ye…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/10/2013 on How most people choose +8
#115 - northard (05/10/2013) [-]
But the Dominicans roll them too hard.
#88 - firesky (05/10/2013) [-]
Depends on the personal taste I think.
I for myself prefer the Romeo y Julieta No. 2
User avatar #62 - sausageparty (05/10/2013) [-]
Yup. Dominican Republic is the best. My dad has a lot of expensive cigars and they're all from the DR. Even though Cuban are legal here.
User avatar #56 - sachonebeef (05/10/2013) [-]
That sucks balls. Wasn't that enforced during like the Bay of Pigs/Missile Crisis kind of time?
User avatar #57 - Kalder (05/10/2013) [-]
1962 is when a full embargo was placed, it is slowly going away though, maybe by 2062 we will have full open trade again
User avatar #59 - secretdestroyers (05/10/2013) [-]
Well, any president can lift it whenever they want, they just have to do it during their second term when they have very little to lose. Florida's a big swing state that's full of old Cuban refugees from the 60s who are, understandably, anti-Castro and who make up a good portion of the state's voting population.

Not the type of people to piss off if you want to get reelected. But, now that Obama's done just that he can lift the embargo.....sometime soon would be nice!
#42 - I had all of those cards and then some, until the card book i … 05/07/2013 on Tribute to my childhood +1
#59 - I want to be that guy who makes a game where there is red barr…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on We're special. 0
#64 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
Diablo
#55 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on Some one please help this... 0
#96 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/03/2013) [-]
how oyu are goign to do it
#39 - the show is quite good and yes, the fandom is *****… 04/20/2013 on Kansas...? 0
#212 - Britannia?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/19/2013 on Rule Britannia 0
#221 - feelythefeel (04/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #224 - megatrollinator (04/19/2013) [-]
Yay, Spinzaku
#227 - feelythefeel (04/19/2013) [-]
#232 - megatrollinator (04/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #230 - schneidend (04/19/2013) [-]
...Is that a live-action parody of Code Geass?
#249 - Dont forget optimizations for gaming, many games have a notice…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/19/2013 on Windows 8 +1
#257 - matthewfjr has deleted their comment.
#260 - fjponythread (04/19/2013) [-]
May I know the list of games it broke for you? I heard there were issues with Borderlands and some other games on Windows 8 Developer Preview but I heard nothing about broken games on the retail version of Windows 8
#263 - matthewfjr has deleted their comment.
#264 - fjponythread (04/19/2013) [-]
Hmm... Strange
I was able to install Resident Evil 4 on my notebook in XP compatibility mode but the controlls were pissing me off
WoW worked okay last time I played it
Never owned Serious Sam 3
MGS2 works very smoothly

What you have might be a DirectX issue
If RE4 couldn't install required redists it might be only Visual Basic or DirectX

Have you tried updating your drivers and updating DirectX?
#253 - fjponythread (04/19/2013) [-]
I don't do much gaming on my W8 notebook since it's still alive only thanks to duct tape and it runs on AMD V140 CPU (It took 15 minutes to start up with freshly installed Windows 7 but with Windows 8 it takes only around a minute)

Picture related
My notebook running Windows 8 with some ham
#444 - **Kalder rolls 623** 04/16/2013 on This is a fucking -2
#9 - PROMOTED!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2013 on The proper way to take out... +13
#14 - anonymous (04/15/2013) [-]
The only episode of 'Level Cap' I enjoy is, Happy Hour.
#155 - Why the **** are guys' insurance rates higher. Fo…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2013 on car is kill 0
#219 - lordaurion (04/13/2013) [-]
Because 40 year old statistics. Also, like hill said, when guys fuck shit up, we really fuck shit up.
User avatar #163 - alexhill (04/13/2013) [-]
Women crash a lot more but the crashes are less severe and less expensive to repair whereas mens crashes are more likely to be more severe and thus cost more also insurance companies are dirty thieving cunts
#49 - Alright who shot the sun 04/12/2013 on Giant asshole +3
#10 - how shipping works 04/09/2013 on Playing with kittens 0
#168 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2013 on This is you.. +3
User avatar #325 - potatotown (04/08/2013) [-]
mah nigga
#150 - They shut down Lucas Arts as a development firm and are making… 04/05/2013 on So long, old buddy 0
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User avatar #72 - Kalder (07/13/2014) [-]
**Kalder rolls 2**
User avatar #68 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
So. You still exist.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Why yes I do still exist
User avatar #70 to #69 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
Wunderbar.
#71 to #70 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
User avatar #58 to #57 - Kalder (12/13/2012) [-]
whoa what? how did you find that
User avatar #59 to #58 - mayormilkman (12/13/2012) [-]
By being bored and looming up "thumb." That comment is one of the top results.
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#51 - bible ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
'Allo there.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
well Hi
User avatar #53 to #52 - bible ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
About that last post.

I never got to see that Celestia, but I have found myself in your stream...I like this art

Where is this Celestia?
User avatar #54 to #53 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
It was a Pirate Celestia in this stream, she has since moved on to something else but she will post it later im sure, but if you want to watch her draw and join the shenanigans of Amanda's livestream you can always join
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User avatar #55 to #54 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
seriously? I cant post urls in my profile?
how about this one
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/775922#775922
User avatar #50 - Kalder (08/14/2012) [-]
*roll item*
User avatar #49 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
**Kalder rolls 341**
#48 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #89 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
wow that was a while ago
yea those are my general go to cigar if its not a special occasion
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User avatar #46 to #91 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
ill check those out, about how much do those run
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#41 - Kalder (04/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #30 - buttonddownbarbie (03/06/2012) [-]
Why thank you good sir,
I tip my hat at your dope ass swag.
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