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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
Last Login:7/10/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#2355
Highest Comment Rank:#647
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#16 - MLK blvd.... OKC? MLK blvd does run through some shady areas  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2013 on Now THAT is gangsta -3
User avatar #38 - sstony (03/10/2013) [-]
I know where MLK is in Oklahoma City, since I used to live in Midwest City and Tulsa, but no, not there. There is an MLK Blvd in almost every city in the southern united states. This was taken in Ft Myers, FL
#53 - I can second this, I just watched the episode 02/17/2013 on Holy mother of Doctor Who +3
#360 - Of the choices above, I would choose Pokemon. I never care…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2013 on one world 0
#373 - houndmaster (02/17/2013) [-]
MFW I loved Medabots as a kid.
#369 - Either way, it is destruction of property and video games aren… 02/16/2013 on True Morbid 0
#1539 - **Kalder rolled a random image posted in comment #23153 at … 02/13/2013 on How Your Pet Sees You 0
#32 - Don't **** with Notch 02/12/2013 on Someone is Pissed +4
#6 - Dubbed Version  [+] (3 new replies) 02/07/2013 on Princess Flyer +2
#7 - nathanspartan (02/07/2013) [-]
that is great!
User avatar #8 - loremasterbftw (02/07/2013) [-]
sauce
#9 - nathanspartan (02/07/2013) [-]
ask lady derpy hooves (or something)
#24 - School Tomorrow 02/07/2013 on Story... +1
#18 - Looks familiar 02/06/2013 on World record +4
#115 - Dont ****** with Shuckle 01/27/2013 on Shuckel is a boss +16
#177 - A medieval mace hell yes though, not sure what my tale…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on That's for sure. 0
User avatar #179 - pyrocrisis (01/26/2013) [-]
Flogging meat to tenderize it.
#11 - If this holds true then chances are it is Shining Armor and Ca…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2013 on Princess Coronation +15
User avatar #25 - MotorstormLegend (01/22/2013) [-]
Gee, well that happened quick.

Unless we count time jumps, what's it been? Like, 2 months?
#23 - I love Angel Beats but that show does not compare to Clannad A… 01/20/2013 on Just try it +3
#157 - there isnt one 01/12/2013 on What are you going to name... 0
#130 - Dont forget some people named their child Dovahkiin  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2013 on What are you going to name... +3
#156 - dragzerg (01/12/2013) [-]
I fail to see the negative point in being named Dovahkiin.
User avatar #157 - Kalder (01/12/2013) [-]
there isnt one
#127 - Why is this thumbed down? His name is John 01/12/2013 on What are you going to name... 0
#148 - Ill go with MLP part for the fact of being a fan and part …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2013 on Choose one +2
User avatar #157 - spamakaze (01/11/2013) [-]
"Pokemon!" says I!

"Bidoof!" comes the reply

So yeah, I agree with you
User avatar #154 - danjoyas (01/11/2013) [-]
You could not be any more correct.
#25 - We meet again WhiteCrayon 01/08/2013 on He loves her MORE than forever 0
#24 - That would actually be a gopher a Golden Gopher  [+] (3 new replies) 01/08/2013 on Mascot Scores a Touchdown +1
User avatar #31 - CallMeCrisco (01/08/2013) [-]
If its a gopher why does it have a chipmunk tail. :/
#32 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [-]
More to the point, why the F is a gopher/chipmunk/beaver/thing even playing in that game. I mean I get that it's probably a charity thing but wouldn't it be more contextually appropriate with a Viking mascot or a Seahawk (w/e that is)?

Having said that, it's still an impressive run :)

Enjoy my novel.
User avatar #33 - olssonzor (01/08/2013) [-]
Forgot to sign in... damnit.
#23 - This gif vocalized  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2013 on He loves her MORE than forever +1
User avatar #24 - WhiteCrayon (01/08/2013) [-]
Lewl hai Sawdust
User avatar #25 - Kalder (01/08/2013) [-]
We meet again WhiteCrayon
#2 - Holy **** , me and my friends were just talking ab… 01/04/2013 on UNSC Navy +1
#2351637 - is it bad when the only time I am ever mentioned is because it…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2012 on Item's, Rares, Parties, and... 0
User avatar #2514306 - lort (01/10/2013) [-]
thats what brought me here lol
#135 - Fun fact: The chain was started by a Physician  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2012 on 'MURICA! +2
#163 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
nutritionist, actually
#5 - Look at it in a different light, in countries where genocide i…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2012 on In case of GENOCIDE +3
User avatar #11 - IamWhoIam (12/25/2012) [-]
I love you
#23 - Yes its a gun, and yes he is an idiot I was simply making …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2012 on Genius 0
#59 - barehype (12/22/2012) [-]
Lol I may not know much about guns but surely a .25 is still lethal, smaller calibres are still very dangerous as the bullet enters the skull and instead of making an exit hole it simply bounces around the inside of the skull pretty much destroying the brain.
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User avatar #68 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
So. You still exist.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Why yes I do still exist
User avatar #70 to #69 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
Wunderbar.
#71 to #70 - Kalder (11/07/2013) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
User avatar #58 to #57 - Kalder (12/13/2012) [-]
whoa what? how did you find that
User avatar #59 to #58 - mayormilkman (12/13/2012) [-]
By being bored and looming up "thumb." That comment is one of the top results.
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#51 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
'Allo there.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
well Hi
User avatar #53 to #52 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
About that last post.

I never got to see that Celestia, but I have found myself in your stream...I like this art

Where is this Celestia?
User avatar #54 to #53 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
It was a Pirate Celestia in this stream, she has since moved on to something else but she will post it later im sure, but if you want to watch her draw and join the shenanigans of Amanda's livestream you can always join
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User avatar #55 to #54 - Kalder (08/24/2012) [-]
seriously? I cant post urls in my profile?
how about this one
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/775922#775922
User avatar #50 - Kalder (08/14/2012) [-]
*roll item*
User avatar #49 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
**Kalder rolls 341**
#48 - Kalder (07/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #89 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
wow that was a while ago
yea those are my general go to cigar if its not a special occasion
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User avatar #46 to #91 - Kalder (05/30/2012) [-]
ill check those out, about how much do those run
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#41 - Kalder (04/26/2012) [-]
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#35 - Kalder (04/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #30 - buttonddownbarbie (03/06/2012) [-]
Why thank you good sir,
I tip my hat at your dope ass swag.
User avatar #29 - Kalder (02/16/2012) [-]
**Kalder rolls 808,989**
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