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Kalder

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#30 - you overestimate the competancy of the general public but …  [+] (17 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Dibs +9
#31 - Swizzor (02/24/2015) [-]
I'd rather someone cut my brakes than key my paint, lol
User avatar #40 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
I've never understood lowering a truck like that.
User avatar #49 - mechanicexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
He has a small dick.
#82 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
I'm glad you know.
User avatar #51 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Thanks for clearing that up buddy

I've been mechanic-ing all day, truck needed a new pitman and idler arm, oil change, tranny fluid change
User avatar #53 - mechanicexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Just a pitman and idler? Usually, by the time those go out, you're looking at a full complement of steering joints.
User avatar #55 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
All the rest of the steering components were fine. Mid eighties toyota; everything is way over-engineered. 230k miles and still strong.
User avatar #56 - mechanicexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Never, ever, get rid of that truck.
User avatar #57 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
I never will. It may be four different colors and have a weird idle when it's cold (I know what it is, it's a coolant temperature sensor that is failed and kicks the truck in and out of warmup mode, and I have the replacement sensor but it's on the back of the engine and hard to get to) but I've never had it let me down when I needed it. Never gotten stuck.
#42 - kaboomz (02/24/2015) [-]
its gangsta
User avatar #44 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
I've never been in a pickup and thought "You know what would make this so much better? If the ride quality was suddenly shit, I didn't have any ground clearance, my range of visibility was cut in half, and my cargo capacity was reduced to almost nothing."
#80 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
I still haul the same amount, truck handles a lot better due to different spring rate, rear is still same beside axle being on top of leaf springs, still have same visibility, only thing is ground clearance..
#84 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
The spindles won General Motors "Most Innovative Product Of The Year" award, besides the hub placement the spindle is identical to OE.
#45 - kaboomz (02/24/2015) [-]
gaaangsta
User avatar #46 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Low pants, low truck, low morals.
#81 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
low pants, no, low truck, yes, low morals, no.. Just because it isn't your thing doesn't make me a POS.
#47 - kaboomz (02/24/2015) [-]
#28 - True but cutting brake lines is borderline attempted murder  [+] (19 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Dibs +15
#29 - Swizzor (02/24/2015) [-]
You'll notice the brake lines cut as soon as you start the car, pedal will just go all the way to the floor, so its kinda hard to miss that lol
User avatar #30 - Kalder (02/24/2015) [-]
you overestimate the competancy of the general public
but that still doesnt change the fact that someone cut the lines, whether you make it to the road or not, someone can still be charged
#31 - Swizzor (02/24/2015) [-]
I'd rather someone cut my brakes than key my paint, lol
User avatar #40 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
I've never understood lowering a truck like that.
User avatar #49 - mechanicexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
He has a small dick.
#82 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
I'm glad you know.
User avatar #51 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Thanks for clearing that up buddy

I've been mechanic-ing all day, truck needed a new pitman and idler arm, oil change, tranny fluid change
User avatar #53 - mechanicexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Just a pitman and idler? Usually, by the time those go out, you're looking at a full complement of steering joints.
User avatar #55 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
All the rest of the steering components were fine. Mid eighties toyota; everything is way over-engineered. 230k miles and still strong.
User avatar #56 - mechanicexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Never, ever, get rid of that truck.
User avatar #57 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
I never will. It may be four different colors and have a weird idle when it's cold (I know what it is, it's a coolant temperature sensor that is failed and kicks the truck in and out of warmup mode, and I have the replacement sensor but it's on the back of the engine and hard to get to) but I've never had it let me down when I needed it. Never gotten stuck.
#42 - kaboomz (02/24/2015) [-]
its gangsta
User avatar #44 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
I've never been in a pickup and thought "You know what would make this so much better? If the ride quality was suddenly shit, I didn't have any ground clearance, my range of visibility was cut in half, and my cargo capacity was reduced to almost nothing."
#80 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
I still haul the same amount, truck handles a lot better due to different spring rate, rear is still same beside axle being on top of leaf springs, still have same visibility, only thing is ground clearance..
#84 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
The spindles won General Motors "Most Innovative Product Of The Year" award, besides the hub placement the spindle is identical to OE.
#45 - kaboomz (02/24/2015) [-]
gaaangsta
User avatar #46 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Low pants, low truck, low morals.
#81 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
low pants, no, low truck, yes, low morals, no.. Just because it isn't your thing doesn't make me a POS.
#47 - kaboomz (02/24/2015) [-]
#23 - Actually read this story The person had cleared away the s…  [+] (24 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Dibs +39
User avatar #65 - ffx (02/24/2015) [-]
You mean slash one of the tires. Keying the painjob is wayy more expensive and if you get caught, guess who's going to paying $500-$3000 to get that section done? That's right you're the winner.
#24 - Swizzor (02/24/2015) [-]
Brake line is A LOT cheaper than paint..
#48 - mechanicexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Replacing a brake line and bleeding the system is a high labor cost repair, paint patching for a key mark is something you can do yourself with a touch-up pen.
#83 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
replacing a brake line and bleeding the system is also something you can do yourself... Try to cover up a key mark thats deep with some touch up pens and sell the car..
User avatar #28 - Kalder (02/24/2015) [-]
True but cutting brake lines is borderline attempted murder
#29 - Swizzor (02/24/2015) [-]
You'll notice the brake lines cut as soon as you start the car, pedal will just go all the way to the floor, so its kinda hard to miss that lol
User avatar #30 - Kalder (02/24/2015) [-]
you overestimate the competancy of the general public
but that still doesnt change the fact that someone cut the lines, whether you make it to the road or not, someone can still be charged
#31 - Swizzor (02/24/2015) [-]
I'd rather someone cut my brakes than key my paint, lol
User avatar #40 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
I've never understood lowering a truck like that.
User avatar #49 - mechanicexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
He has a small dick.
#82 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
I'm glad you know.
User avatar #51 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Thanks for clearing that up buddy

I've been mechanic-ing all day, truck needed a new pitman and idler arm, oil change, tranny fluid change
User avatar #53 - mechanicexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Just a pitman and idler? Usually, by the time those go out, you're looking at a full complement of steering joints.
User avatar #55 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
All the rest of the steering components were fine. Mid eighties toyota; everything is way over-engineered. 230k miles and still strong.
User avatar #56 - mechanicexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Never, ever, get rid of that truck.
User avatar #57 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
I never will. It may be four different colors and have a weird idle when it's cold (I know what it is, it's a coolant temperature sensor that is failed and kicks the truck in and out of warmup mode, and I have the replacement sensor but it's on the back of the engine and hard to get to) but I've never had it let me down when I needed it. Never gotten stuck.
#42 - kaboomz (02/24/2015) [-]
its gangsta
User avatar #44 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
I've never been in a pickup and thought "You know what would make this so much better? If the ride quality was suddenly shit, I didn't have any ground clearance, my range of visibility was cut in half, and my cargo capacity was reduced to almost nothing."
#80 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
I still haul the same amount, truck handles a lot better due to different spring rate, rear is still same beside axle being on top of leaf springs, still have same visibility, only thing is ground clearance..
#84 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
The spindles won General Motors "Most Innovative Product Of The Year" award, besides the hub placement the spindle is identical to OE.
#45 - kaboomz (02/24/2015) [-]
gaaangsta
User avatar #46 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Low pants, low truck, low morals.
#81 - Swizzor (02/25/2015) [-]
low pants, no, low truck, yes, low morals, no.. Just because it isn't your thing doesn't make me a POS.
#47 - kaboomz (02/24/2015) [-]
#31 - I really need to get back to watching Gravity Falls 02/20/2015 on 重力の滝 0
#99 - I dont work until the afternoon and caffeine is a dear friend of mine 02/18/2015 on USA FJers, why aren't you... 0
#1982 - Its...my name Founds the site back in the green days f…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on Origin of your username +1
User avatar #1987 - Syfen (02/18/2015) [-]
loved the green days
#13 - Picture 02/18/2015 on (untitled) 0
#34 - I play Napoleonic Wars pretty often 02/18/2015 on Prevents the spread of... 0
#210 - Do you have police cars? 02/17/2015 on Would you go on a date with... 0
#489 - Muse - Uprising 02/16/2015 on Tell Admin what music you like 0
#53 - Picture 02/15/2015 on sleeping calm +1
#60 - because im a weeaboo piece of **** and love Love Live! 02/13/2015 on background 0
#252 - I really do miss the green on the top bar added just enoug… 02/13/2015 on Rage about layout changes here 0
#8 - I play to win if that means destroying my KD then so be it 02/12/2015 on When you stop caring about KD +1
#1088 - Game: Mass Effect 2 Movie: LotR or Princess Mononoke S… 02/12/2015 on Post your favorite... +1
#15 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 02/11/2015 on xD +82
#17 - Shadow Guardian (02/11/2015) [-]
Maybe more.
Imagine
#23 - lordsepulchure (02/11/2015) [-]
#25 - shaturnex (02/11/2015) [-]
#41 - Its Destin from Smarter Every Day great YouTube channel if… 02/11/2015 on please do not open your mouth +5
#23 - My current desktop for any Love Live! fans 02/11/2015 on Large wallpaper dump pt.4 0
#35 - Digging these Been hooked on this series and love trivia a… 02/11/2015 on Log Horizon facts 3 0
#195 - I just dont ever have a good win strategy and just default to … 02/09/2015 on Atleast it isn't YuGiOh 0
#174 - I can play MTG well enough but I suck at building my own decks…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Atleast it isn't YuGiOh +2
User avatar #187 - mikekinkaid (02/08/2015) [-]
Nice. My friends are still jealous of the Lilliana of the Veil I got in one booster. What seems to be your main problem when it comes to making decks?
User avatar #195 - Kalder (02/09/2015) [-]
I just dont ever have a good win strategy and just default to creature beat down
#492 - end up on a Skype call with a few friend for roughly 6 hours w… 02/07/2015 on Friday night? What are you... 0
#142 - Not illegal, prohibited in some places yes, but not illegal 02/06/2015 on Canada +3
#180 - If you think about it Runescape was a great MMO, at least it h…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2015 on Can you hear the intro music? 0
User avatar #202 - dharkmoswen (02/06/2015) [-]
Archeage. There are houses, towns, even castles and ships that are destructible and player built.
I found a town there a month or so that wasn't on the map. Had EVERYTHING a town normally does, so I asked around. Everything was player made/run.
#34 - 100% recommend Psycho Pass watching the 2nd season now and… 02/05/2015 on Kill la Kill Scissor Blade 0

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User avatar #85 - Kalder ONLINE (08/18/2015) [-]
**Kalder used "*roll 3, 1-50*"**
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**Kalder used "*roll 3, 1-155*"**
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User avatar #82 - Kalder ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]
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User avatar #80 - Kalder ONLINE (07/26/2015) [-]
**Kalder used "*roll 5, 1-70*"**
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User avatar #72 - Kalder ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
**Kalder rolls 2**
User avatar #68 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
So. You still exist.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Kalder ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Why yes I do still exist
User avatar #70 to #69 - dafiltafish (11/07/2013) [-]
Wunderbar.
#71 to #70 - Kalder ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Indeed
Indeed
#60 - Kalder ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #58 to #57 - Kalder ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
whoa what? how did you find that
User avatar #59 to #58 - mayormilkman (12/13/2012) [-]
By being bored and looming up "thumb." That comment is one of the top results.
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#51 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
'Allo there.
User avatar #52 to #51 - Kalder ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
well Hi
User avatar #53 to #52 - bible (08/24/2012) [-]
About that last post.

I never got to see that Celestia, but I have found myself in your stream...I like this art

Where is this Celestia?
User avatar #54 to #53 - Kalder ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
It was a Pirate Celestia in this stream, she has since moved on to something else but she will post it later im sure, but if you want to watch her draw and join the shenanigans of Amanda's livestream you can always join
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User avatar #55 to #54 - Kalder ONLINE (08/24/2012) [-]
seriously? I cant post urls in my profile?
how about this one
www.funnyjunk.com/bronies/775922#775922
User avatar #50 - Kalder ONLINE (08/14/2012) [-]
*roll item*
User avatar #49 - Kalder ONLINE (07/11/2012) [-]
**Kalder rolls 341**
#48 - Kalder ONLINE (07/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #89 - Kalder ONLINE (05/30/2012) [-]
wow that was a while ago
yea those are my general go to cigar if its not a special occasion
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User avatar #46 to #91 - Kalder ONLINE (05/30/2012) [-]
ill check those out, about how much do those run
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