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#40 - Voldemort can only be killed by Harry Potter though. In a stra…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/12/2016 on A tale of epic battles -2
#41 - archiethesailor (05/12/2016) [-]
Oh, I didn't know that. I don't know a lot about Harry Potter. I thought all of his soul pieces (don't know how to spell the actual word) had to be destroyed and then anyone could kill him.

So he can't die, can his body still be destroyed or removed from the context of the battle?
#43 - Jowi (05/12/2016) [-]
You're right about the soul pieces but basically it's prophecised that only a child born in June will kill Voldemort which was either Harry or Neville. Since Voldemort chose Harry because they were both half bloods and Voldemort considered them more equal he ensured that it was Harry that would be the chosen.
After Voldemort fell the first time and if Harry died of cancer or some shit and Voldemorts followers had been able to give him his body back Voldemort would have gone on to take over the world without a problem
#44 - archiethesailor (05/12/2016) [-]
Oh, OK. Thank you for telling me.
#45 - Jowi (05/12/2016) [-]
No probs
#29 - Well technically it says he "bought a house and moved in … 05/12/2016 on Gentleman of the Year +4
#64 - There may be a lot of people who would claim that but definite… 05/12/2016 on /pol/ impersonates the queen 0
#63 - I'd have thought we'd obviously import war-economy levels of p…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2016 on /pol/ impersonates the queen +3
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#67 - enragedonion (05/12/2016) [-]
You sir have solved the conundrum!
Quick sire sgtmajjohnson, prepare the planes!
#33 - Voldemort can only be killed by Harry Potter though. If he cam… 05/12/2016 on A tale of epic battles -1
#31 - If you threw in broomsticks for the wizards orc armies would b…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/12/2016 on A tale of epic battles -1
#49 - cdsams (05/12/2016) [-]
Consider the following.
#51 - Jowi (05/12/2016) [-]
For a start, I said Orc army. Secondly there are only 9 Nazghul, not exactly a fearsome number. Without riders they're basically just wild animals that would attack anyone
#56 - khepri (05/12/2016) [-]
The RIDERS are the nazgul. The creatures are called fellbeasts. They're also irrelevant. A nazgul can kill by breathing on you.
#57 - Jowi (05/12/2016) [-]
I know. Hence why I said there are 9 Nazghul and without a rider the beasts would just rampage making them more of a chaotic factor to any battle rather than working for anyone side
#59 - khepri (05/12/2016) [-]
They obey the nazgul, and Sauron. And, if neither were around, orc flesh is abhorrent, even to things like Shelob. They'd go after the tasty wizardlings long before they'd go after an orc.
#60 - Jowi (05/12/2016) [-]
yeah but an unskilled HP managed to out-manoeuvre a dragon. I'm pretty sure a wizard army would be able to do some damage against unintelligent animals being controlled remotely.
And Orcs are big cowards, all you'd have to do is kill their leaders and they'd run like bitches
#61 - khepri (05/12/2016) [-]
He avoided the dragon because he had a tight environment he could maneuver through.
As for routing the orcs? Good luck killing Sauron. He's more powerful then Gandalf, by far. On the cosmological power divine scale thing, it goes Eru Iluvatar > Morgoth/Melkor > rest of the Valar > the Maiar (of whom Sauron is a member of) > the wizards.
#30 - Well Voldemort can't be killed by anyone other than Harry Pott…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2016 on A tale of epic battles -2
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#52 - ohemgeezus (05/12/2016) [-]
he could be killed by anyone so long as the hocroxes were taken out, what are you talking about?
#58 - Jowi (05/12/2016) [-]
No there is a prophecy that very specifically states that only Neville or Harry could kill Voldemort.
Once V went after HP he marked him as the chosen one
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#62 - angelious (05/13/2016) [-]
even IF we take it that there is a magical prophecy that for some reason doesnt allow anybody to kill him it wouldnt matter.

gandalf in the books has enough magical prowess to completely ignore the prophecy, scarlet witch could easily just reality warp the universe so that voldemort simply never existed and superman can just bfr him.


in movie versions, potter verse (if we take the illogical conclusion that voldemort is completely invulnerable to everything and everyone other than the two) then they would beat the tolkiens, but superman and avengers would still be able to bfr him easily.

none of the wizards actually hold anything that can hurt any of the avengers or superman, let alone even hit them (well magic technically can hurt superman...but that would still require superman to let himself be hit, and actually stay dead)
#29 - If you are talking about both armies from both sides I think i…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/12/2016 on A tale of epic battles +1
#39 - archiethesailor (05/12/2016) [-]
Isn't Gandalf the LOTR equivalent of an angel? And wasn't he immortal and Über powerful when he was brought back to life? I'm not an expert, but I think he was something like that
#40 - Jowi (05/12/2016) [-]
Voldemort can only be killed by Harry Potter though. In a straight fight HP would be obliterated by Gandalf but Voldemort would be immortal once HP was dead
#41 - archiethesailor (05/12/2016) [-]
Oh, I didn't know that. I don't know a lot about Harry Potter. I thought all of his soul pieces (don't know how to spell the actual word) had to be destroyed and then anyone could kill him.

So he can't die, can his body still be destroyed or removed from the context of the battle?
#43 - Jowi (05/12/2016) [-]
You're right about the soul pieces but basically it's prophecised that only a child born in June will kill Voldemort which was either Harry or Neville. Since Voldemort chose Harry because they were both half bloods and Voldemort considered them more equal he ensured that it was Harry that would be the chosen.
After Voldemort fell the first time and if Harry died of cancer or some shit and Voldemorts followers had been able to give him his body back Voldemort would have gone on to take over the world without a problem
#44 - archiethesailor (05/12/2016) [-]
Oh, OK. Thank you for telling me.
#45 - Jowi (05/12/2016) [-]
No probs
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