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Jowi

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Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
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#56 - Apples, not sure if the juice does in fairness, contains a che… 06/23/2015 on Life Hacks +4
#77 - Or Yellow Funnyjunk.... 06/23/2015 on My number 1 all time... 0
#21 - But that's because Scottish Salmon is world recognised as the …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2015 on The American Dream on a budget 0
User avatar #51 - captchakid (06/22/2015) [-]
Ill always prefer Alaskan.
#93 - I shan't go full Tywin on you just now You're right a… 06/22/2015 on Mass Murder 0
#83 - You not getting the whole spoiler thing?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2015 on Mass Murder 0
#86 - scabpatchy (06/22/2015) [-]
I didn't think to do it.
Please don't rape me, murder me, or kill my children
#93 - Jowi (06/22/2015) [-]
I shan't go full Tywin on you just now

You're right at the end of the day the fact Stannis was prepared to legitimise Jon shows the strength in his blood. I do wonder if he'll make a return
#66 - It's just the books man. That's all. The show is visually stun…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2015 on Mass Murder 0
#68 - zombieplayground (06/21/2015) [-]
I tried, I read the second one first and it just didnt hold my attention.
#64 - Haha yeah I'm almost ashamed of how much I know. I know for a …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2015 on Mass Murder 0
#65 - zombieplayground (06/21/2015) [-]
Dont be ashamed. That shit is impressive.
#66 - Jowi (06/21/2015) [-]
It's just the books man. That's all. The show is visually stunning but the story is stripped to the bones. If you like the show and like to read you should pick them up.
#68 - zombieplayground (06/21/2015) [-]
I tried, I read the second one first and it just didnt hold my attention.
#62 - Ned's sister wasn't the queen though. She was kidnapped/…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/21/2015 on Mass Murder +1
#82 - scabpatchy (06/22/2015) [-]
The Targaryens sometimes practiced polygamy as well as inbreeding though didn't they? If Elia's death occurred before Lyanna's then it could possibly be argued that she was the legitimate widow of Rhaegar. The Targaryens bent rules all the time so it doesn't seem too crazy to think that people who would support Daenarys might actually just as easily support Jon's claim. Even though it's a stretch I do feel like his claim might gain more support from people than hers considering the circumstances of their births and who each one's parents were.
#85 - scabpatchy has deleted their comment.
#83 - Jowi (06/22/2015) [-]
You not getting the whole spoiler thing?
#86 - scabpatchy (06/22/2015) [-]
I didn't think to do it.
Please don't rape me, murder me, or kill my children
#93 - Jowi (06/22/2015) [-]
I shan't go full Tywin on you just now

You're right at the end of the day the fact Stannis was prepared to legitimise Jon shows the strength in his blood. I do wonder if he'll make a return
#63 - zombieplayground (06/21/2015) [-]
Everybody should listen to you then lol. You seem to know wayyyy more than most. I got nothing then. Maybe daeneries dies
#64 - Jowi (06/21/2015) [-]
Haha yeah I'm almost ashamed of how much I know. I know for a fact though there are probably some small errors in what I just said and that some people on this site would shit all over me.
#65 - zombieplayground (06/21/2015) [-]
Dont be ashamed. That shit is impressive.
#66 - Jowi (06/21/2015) [-]
It's just the books man. That's all. The show is visually stunning but the story is stripped to the bones. If you like the show and like to read you should pick them up.
#68 - zombieplayground (06/21/2015) [-]
I tried, I read the second one first and it just didnt hold my attention.
#57 - It's that he is the son of the last Targaryen kings's, P…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/21/2015 on Mass Murder 0
#61 - zombieplayground (06/21/2015) [-]
He wouldn't be a bastard. He would be the legitimate son because neds sister was the queen. The theory is that he took his sisters baby and claimed it as his own so he wouldn't have been killed like the other targaryens
#62 - Jowi (06/21/2015) [-]
Ned's sister wasn't the queen though. She was kidnapped/maybe just eloped by/with Rhaegar who wasn't the King anyway, his father was. Rhaegar was legally married to Elia Martell, the sister of Oberyn Martell, who was murdered by Gregor Clegane at the orders of Tywin Lannister AFTER the battle of the Ruby Ford on the Trident in which Rhaegar died.
And he was married to her for years before he crowned Lyanna Stark "Queen of Beauty" at the Tourney of Harrenhal, which was shocking as Elia was in the crowd and he rode right past her to place the winter roses on Lyanna's lap, this being Rhaegar's first notable interest in the "Wolf Lady"
Even if Rhaegar had secretly married Lyanna Stark whilst she was in his custody he was already married to Elia, and therefore would not have been seen as valid "in the eyes of gods and men" and therefore if Jon is the son of Rhaegar he won't be the heir to the throne.
#82 - scabpatchy (06/22/2015) [-]
The Targaryens sometimes practiced polygamy as well as inbreeding though didn't they? If Elia's death occurred before Lyanna's then it could possibly be argued that she was the legitimate widow of Rhaegar. The Targaryens bent rules all the time so it doesn't seem too crazy to think that people who would support Daenarys might actually just as easily support Jon's claim. Even though it's a stretch I do feel like his claim might gain more support from people than hers considering the circumstances of their births and who each one's parents were.
#85 - scabpatchy has deleted their comment.
#83 - Jowi (06/22/2015) [-]
You not getting the whole spoiler thing?
#86 - scabpatchy (06/22/2015) [-]
I didn't think to do it.
Please don't rape me, murder me, or kill my children
#93 - Jowi (06/22/2015) [-]
I shan't go full Tywin on you just now

You're right at the end of the day the fact Stannis was prepared to legitimise Jon shows the strength in his blood. I do wonder if he'll make a return
#63 - zombieplayground (06/21/2015) [-]
Everybody should listen to you then lol. You seem to know wayyyy more than most. I got nothing then. Maybe daeneries dies
#64 - Jowi (06/21/2015) [-]
Haha yeah I'm almost ashamed of how much I know. I know for a fact though there are probably some small errors in what I just said and that some people on this site would shit all over me.
#65 - zombieplayground (06/21/2015) [-]
Dont be ashamed. That shit is impressive.
#66 - Jowi (06/21/2015) [-]
It's just the books man. That's all. The show is visually stunning but the story is stripped to the bones. If you like the show and like to read you should pick them up.
#68 - zombieplayground (06/21/2015) [-]
I tried, I read the second one first and it just didnt hold my attention.
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User avatar #10 - yourbestestfriend (09/03/2014) [-]
Come on. Dont be like that.
#11 to #10 - Jowi (09/03/2014) [-]
Sorry, just don't agree with having friends just so their number goes up. That's cancerous **** dude
User avatar #4 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Lol I'll say it here.

Is cuz I trans and I know FJ ain't too hyped about that now
#5 to #4 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
That's cool. And I'm not so sure about that. FJ, despite everything, is quite accepting of the more taboo aspects of life. For example there is a delicately named account of faggitboy who is also transgender and is on the **** page who has quite a lot of thumbs from butt-plug related photos and she also posted a picture of herself on that content about posting attractive guys photos to increase the amount of women that come to the site, you may have seen it. Anyway she openly came out as transgender then and all the replies I saw were glowingly positive ranging from "boner what are you doing" to just openly saying "dude, you're ******* hot".
You don't have to do anything as brash as that I'm just saying you don't need to be afraid around here, we're all comrades when it comes down to it. For a lot of us we're the family and friends that we lack in the real world and some of the nicest things I've ever seen have happened on this site.

Anyway all the best with it
User avatar #6 to #5 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh thanks. And I haven't seen this, but sounds cool.

Old account is old. Must've been here forever.
#7 to #6 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
Not much older than yours, but yeah I've been here a while. Since '05 i believe but I didn't sign up till they created the **** section haha.

If you're interested in the content it's still 9th on the front page, title "Are you sexy as **** ?"
#8 to #7 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
and then just change the comment views to most rated and her comments will be amongst the tops I'm sure
User avatar #9 to #8 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh lol.

Well I created mine in 2011 back when the brony rush sorta started, jumped that fandom but I've fallen out it so to speak.

Hmm... I'll try finding it.
#2 to #1 - Jowi (02/16/2013) [-]
er... thanks...
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