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Comment Ranking:#8653
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Content Thumbs: 612 total,  857 ,  245
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#126 - Actually he won several wars... Hence the era being known as t… 08/30/2015 on ہون باگتٹی... +5
#30 - Season 13 Episode 7 08/28/2015 on YES 0
#42 - "Lynching (or "lynch law") is usually associate…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2015 on Back in the days 0
#43 - scruffyguy (08/26/2015) [-]
youre right bro, if a white guy raped someone, white people would celebrate him as a hero, no lynching at all.
#38 - .... OK, still not actual statistics though....  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2015 on Back in the days 0
#41 - scruffyguy (08/26/2015) [-]
boo hoo :^)
#33 - I'm not sure you can say they would be less likely to be murde…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2015 on Back in the days 0
#36 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
We have this thing called percentages. They're pretty neat for statistics since it helps account for increases in population when you can say "1 per 1000 in 1950, 2 per 1000 in 1960" rather than "230 in 1950, 600 in 1960"
#38 - Jowi (08/26/2015) [-]
.... OK, still not actual statistics though....
#41 - scruffyguy (08/26/2015) [-]
boo hoo :^)
#87 - So you say not to bite, but reply wit that regular *******… 08/26/2015 on that wasn't a shot being fired +1
#230 - Comment deleted 08/26/2015 on (untitled) 0
#71 - Oh here we go again. FJ bashing girls just for ******* ,… 08/26/2015 on Knocked Up 0
#70 - Getting pregnant at all is irresponsible. On both parties side… 08/26/2015 on Knocked Up 0
#33 - Ever heard of a one night stand?  [+] (17 new replies) 08/25/2015 on Knocked Up -7
User avatar #69 - funnyhard (08/26/2015) [-]
So, you say it's not a woman's responsibility to know who got her pregnant because of ONS?
#70 - Jowi (08/26/2015) [-]
Getting pregnant at all is irresponsible. On both parties side...
I'm just saying I've woken up next to girls I haven't wanted to talk to again and have just left in the morning. They may know my face and name but wouldn't know how to contact me if something bad happened.
Not that I think anything has happened, but you never know. Condoms snap, the pill doesn't work, I know a guy who got a girl pregnant by doing hand stuff. (according to them anyway)
User avatar #38 - wrpen (08/25/2015) [-]
Ever heard of not being a slut?
#71 - Jowi (08/26/2015) [-]
Oh here we go again. FJ bashing girls just for fucking, before moaning about why they don't have girlfriends and then shamelessly going to NSFW and fawning over the barely legal teens who put stuff inside them for no other purpose than for thumbs and our amusement.

There's a difference between a slut and a girl who fucks
User avatar #55 - kingbulbasaur (08/26/2015) [-]
Why the hell does this comment have so many thumbs but the comment prior to this one is in the negative?
There's nothing wrong with sluts. Sluts are fun.
#41 - anon (08/25/2015) [-]
Why is it cool for a guy to drown in the pussy but not okay for a woman to fuck a lot of guys?
#65 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
Maybe its because women have access to as much dick as they want without it being denied to them I mean, come on even decent looking women have it better in this regard.
#64 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
a girl can be ugly as fuck, but theres a vagina on it and getting a dick in there is no problem at all. No personality needed, no money. Dont need to do shit, just take off them granny panties and flaunt around them wizards sleeves and soon theres a flock of penises nesting in that fleshy cave.

It is literally the easiest thing for a woman to get sex if she prowls in the right areas.
User avatar #63 - alltimetens (08/26/2015) [-]
It's not okay for either tbh. But girls are not the same as guys. We are equal but in different ways.
#60 - senorfrog (08/26/2015) [-]
It is relatively easier for a girl to get a man rather than a man get a girl. Most of the time a guy has to work out, be confident, be themselves, be goodlooking, be rich, or get the girl drunk/drugged to sleep with them. For girls they may have to do the same things too, but most of the time to get the man they are looking for. It's basically the key/ lock metaphor a key that unlocks many locks is a master key while a lock that opens by many keys is a shitty lock until say society forgets everything of gender all of a sudden and women become dominant. Not picking sides, just stating what the hell is going on.
#59 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
lol its always these type of guys that end up not getting any girls and wondering why.
#58 - wanpanman (08/26/2015) [-]
I honestly dont agree with either... I had alot of chances when i had a gf to cheat but i didnt... Cant now either due to massive confidence drop ... I dont get why you need lots of different women... Maybe im just simple.

Also no, being a massive man whore doesnt really make you alpha...imo anyway.
User avatar #47 - nITE (08/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #46 - wrpen (08/25/2015) [-]
Because most guys don't have to shit out another human being that they wont be able to take care of.

It's pretty scummy either way, really, but most people don't see it that way.
User avatar #51 - snowvahkiin (08/26/2015) [-]
Not exactly. A man is the person who starts a sexual relationship historically in the world, so if a man gets alot of pussy that means he is physically the top of the top when it comes to men. A woman who is a slut is someone who will accept anyone into her vag.
#45 - anon (08/25/2015) [-]
It's Funnyjunk. All women are lying, cheating, manipulative, extreme-feminist sluts, didn't you hear?
User avatar #40 - AnomynousUser (08/25/2015) [-]
Damn, are you a pyromaniac or something? That constituted as a burn, right?

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User avatar #10 - yourbestestfriend (09/03/2014) [-]
Come on. Dont be like that.
#11 to #10 - Jowi (09/03/2014) [-]
Sorry, just don't agree with having friends just so their number goes up. That's cancerous **** dude
User avatar #4 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Lol I'll say it here.

Is cuz I trans and I know FJ ain't too hyped about that now
#5 to #4 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
That's cool. And I'm not so sure about that. FJ, despite everything, is quite accepting of the more taboo aspects of life. For example there is a delicately named account of faggitboy who is also transgender and is on the **** page who has quite a lot of thumbs from butt-plug related photos and she also posted a picture of herself on that content about posting attractive guys photos to increase the amount of women that come to the site, you may have seen it. Anyway she openly came out as transgender then and all the replies I saw were glowingly positive ranging from "boner what are you doing" to just openly saying "dude, you're ******* hot".
You don't have to do anything as brash as that I'm just saying you don't need to be afraid around here, we're all comrades when it comes down to it. For a lot of us we're the family and friends that we lack in the real world and some of the nicest things I've ever seen have happened on this site.

Anyway all the best with it
User avatar #6 to #5 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh thanks. And I haven't seen this, but sounds cool.

Old account is old. Must've been here forever.
#7 to #6 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
Not much older than yours, but yeah I've been here a while. Since '05 i believe but I didn't sign up till they created the **** section haha.

If you're interested in the content it's still 9th on the front page, title "Are you sexy as **** ?"
#8 to #7 - Jowi (03/18/2014) [-]
and then just change the comment views to most rated and her comments will be amongst the tops I'm sure
User avatar #9 to #8 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh lol.

Well I created mine in 2011 back when the brony rush sorta started, jumped that fandom but I've fallen out it so to speak.

Hmm... I'll try finding it.
#2 to #1 - Jowi (02/16/2013) [-]
er... thanks...
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