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|Total Comments Made:||2211|
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#11 - JoshOwnsAll (03/25/2015) [-]
I don't know if it's the most reliable source, but it's what I found.
|#73 - alright, apparently some people consider it an extremely bad g…||03/19/2015 on Free Crap Included||0|
|#8 - **** that looks good. you go off roading much? where?||03/18/2015 on Nii san||0|
|#13 - Skyward sword was great. It was bad by LoZ standards, but … [+] (5 new replies)||03/18/2015 on Free Crap Included||+8|
#73 - JoshOwnsAll (03/19/2015) [-]
alright, apparently some people consider it an extremely bad game. I stand corrected.
I kinda liked the game. I completely agree that it's not even close to OoT, TP, MM, etc.
The swordplay was a bit more elaborate, but it felt empty. They could have added the hidden techniques from TP with the new sword mechanic and it would have been better.
There wasn't enough flying around, It could have been like a wind waker sea size sky realm, but it wasn't.
Anyways, the gameplay was soft for a zelda game, but the story was heartwarming at parts, and it was nice to see where the whole constant Link vs ganon quarrel started.
3/10 by zelda standards, 7/10 by my gaming opinion. Thanks for your insights, people
#67 - dungledoo (03/19/2015) [-]
I felt confined. As if every step of the game was just waiting for me to ask where I go next.
I hated the fact that I had to backtrack to every place I had already been. Even Metroid had less backtracking.
I hated the art style. I'm not a person to dislike a game for the graphics but I've never seen a game that destroyed my suspension of reality so much.
I had a horrible time playing with the combat. In a Zelda game the combat is a key element that the rest of the game resides on. Instead of having fun when I was in combat and liking encountering enemies and enjoying fighting things I felt like every single mother fucking enemy was a waste of time and hassle, seeing as though every single enemy does something that works with the shitty motion controls that I was forced to play with. And by "does something that works with the shitty motion controls" I mean predicts your attacks 4/5 times in a row forcing every encounter to take 5x longer. That isn't fun, it isn't hard, it's annoying and repetitive.
I hated how many times I was let down. I was finally actually enjoying a part of the game, the ship with the time engine, and was progressively more and more excited to see and fight this giant squid boss that was attacking me. Only to be met by Mike Mazowski and Celia Mae's child that required me to, wait for it, shoot its eye with my bow. It ruined the entire level for me. If I ever subject myself to play that game again I wont even be able to enjoy that part of the game again because I know that the climax is going to be so awful.
I had a bad time with the puzzles. Puzzles are supposed to be something that makes you stop and think. Use your intuitive knowledge of the area and abilities so that you can proceed. Skyward Sword offered not even a single difficult puzzle, resulting in the puzzles being yet another thing that I have to tediously move past rather than overcome.
I hated the crafting system. This is a zelda game. It does not need a crafting system.
I hated the fact that the game was so easy. And apparently the solution to easy difficulty is to make enemies do more damage and hearts to spawn less as they made in the Hero Mode. That doesn't make the game more difficult. It just makes it less forgiving. The shitty puzzles are still there. The retardedly easy bosses are still there. The eye-gougingly awful combat of having to attack an enemy 4 times before you happen to hit them is still there. I tried my own way of making the game harder by not having a shield. And while that did prove to enhance the combat by making certain enemies not shield bashable, I was only met by the last boss battle forcing me to play with a shield, yet again making me do something in the game I didn't want to do.
I had the worst time being forced to listen to Fi. Being the absolute worst assistant character in any game ever, she made a single trek from one end of a dungeon to the other result in me having about a 60% / 30% / 25% / .401% slash always going to be 100% chance of having a shitty time. What's the point of giving me statistics if there's no chance of it not being what she calculated? It just turns her help into yet another thing that I have to force past instead of actually paying attention to. I don't get it. Nintendo made Tatl, Midna and the King of the Red Lions. How the fuck could they have possibly made an assistant character so goddamn annoying after those three gems.
I could go on. I really could. I really could just keep going and going and going on about why this game was so awful and why I'm never going to play it again. I could keep going on about how it's a pathetic excuse for a video game and how the only reason I finished it was so I wouldn't ever look back and think "maybe I missed the good part." There is no good part. Skyward Sword is awful.
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#15 - chaseapex (03/04/2015) [-]
It's the front biased quattro system that I've never been a fan of, far too prone to understeer. While x drive is generally better to use the torque distribution chews up tyres too quickly. But the S85 makes up for the entire brand just for making me weak at the knees..
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