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JoshOwnsAll

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:9/29/2010
Last Login:7/07/2015
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Comment Ranking:#4954
Highest Content Rank:#2976
Highest Comment Rank:#2153
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Level 121 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 8% (8/100)
Level 250 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 251 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Content Views:6911
Times Content Favorited:202 times
Total Comments Made:2167
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#1251 - I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarhea dump in my ear 07/05/2015 on This is what molested you... 0
#1246 - **JoshOwnsAll used "*roll picture*"** **JoshOwnsAll rolled …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2015 on This is what molested you... 0
User avatar #1251 - JoshOwnsAll (07/05/2015) [-]
I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarhea dump in my ear
#130 - Oldsmobile 442 Cutlass Supreme? God I love that car 07/05/2015 on SPERKLER BERMB, Video Tomorrow +1
#61 - Nice. Not a big 1911 fan, but yours one is mad neat. Tight tol…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2015 on Every Single Time... +1
User avatar #63 - novabird (07/03/2015) [-]
eyup, it was a special 2 part unit with a torque head on the end so i can take it apart easily as needed.
www.brownells.com has everything and ships fast as hell if in america.
www.pistolaccents.com/Carbon_Fiber_1911_Gun_Grips.html this is the only seller of these grips as well.
#61 - drunk people are held responsible for their actions, and they …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2015 on One-Word +2
User avatar #63 - creepydudewatching (07/02/2015) [-]
I really wish I knew how it all worked.. Her solicitor pretty much told me not to bother doing anything, and when my mother talked on the phone to her and asked if we could just settle this with the feminazi apologizing and us calling it at that, the woman told my mother to get off of the phone, that she can't discuss individual cases with anyone other than me, and that if I dare try to seek out the woman for an apology that I'll be held down for harassment.

I'm not overly bothered, though. I at least know that I tried, plus FJ is really supportive and that's worth a lot to me
User avatar #213 - thesoulseeker (07/02/2015) [-]
Well good luck with whatever you decide to do buddy.
#58 - ******* **** dude... I hate it when these "…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/02/2015 on One-Word +4
User avatar #60 - creepydudewatching (07/02/2015) [-]
Her solicitor sounded like a feminazi herself; she was an uptight-sounding woman and constantly interrupted me when I tried to explain the story.
I can't type it very well, but it was kinda like this:
"Mr. Anon. I'm here to talk to you about the supposed ' incident ' that happened on XYZ at approximately ZYX"
"Oh, you mean when feminazi attacked me?"
"Sir, nothing is proven in court so no, she did not attack you."
"But there's footage of it, the police have even seen--"
"SIR. I'm not going to take you seriously since nothing has been proven in court."
"I know, but there is footage, and you can clearly see--"
"SIR. I'm not discussing this with you"

I just don't want to ever meet that woman to be honest; I'd rather see that feminazi 1,000 times over than her solicitor once.
User avatar #214 - recruitactivated (07/02/2015) [-]
that really sounds like she is just bullshitting you
User avatar #61 - JoshOwnsAll (07/02/2015) [-]
drunk people are held responsible for their actions, and they were a lot less non compos mentis than this feminazi. Laws aren't for protecting and enforcing anymore... Exploiting is a more appropiate word. Also, couldn't you just use the same argument, that you weren't in full control of your actions when you sued her, if it comes to a counter-sue?
User avatar #63 - creepydudewatching (07/02/2015) [-]
I really wish I knew how it all worked.. Her solicitor pretty much told me not to bother doing anything, and when my mother talked on the phone to her and asked if we could just settle this with the feminazi apologizing and us calling it at that, the woman told my mother to get off of the phone, that she can't discuss individual cases with anyone other than me, and that if I dare try to seek out the woman for an apology that I'll be held down for harassment.

I'm not overly bothered, though. I at least know that I tried, plus FJ is really supportive and that's worth a lot to me
User avatar #213 - thesoulseeker (07/02/2015) [-]
Well good luck with whatever you decide to do buddy.
#41 - what the **** is wrong with my gif 07/02/2015 on I want to hear what you think? 0
#40 - 1) I support Israel. I'm not a fan of most of the things they …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2015 on I want to hear what you think? 0
User avatar #41 - JoshOwnsAll (07/02/2015) [-]
what the fuck is wrong with my gif
#47 - probably wants to fight about his lost phone. he's going t…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/28/2015 on Justice Comp pt 3 +42
User avatar #93 - lolollo (06/28/2015) [-]
Because the hobkbwas necessary to begin with, right? Because that's what the horn was invented for? To display how angry you are? Totally not for the safety reason of alerting people of a road hazard. Totally.

Completely warranted.
User avatar #121 - lejunkyfaceman (06/28/2015) [-]
if there was someone driving behind the guy filming, who wasn't paying attention, he might be dead now. why did he stop?? why wouldn't you honk angrily at such a piece of shit? that's not what it was invented for, ofc. but that's how it can be used.

the internet wasn't invented for pages like this either, still used for it. so what?
User avatar #125 - lolollo (06/28/2015) [-]
I wouldn't hobk angrily because honking is associated with panic and confusion, because people are using it for so many different reasons other than its intended purpose. I wouldn't hobk at him because I pay attention to the road. I'd be peeved, but because I'm a good driver, I'd have been paying attention and be able to pyll around him without the need to display my anger through the misuse of my horn.
User avatar #126 - lejunkyfaceman (06/28/2015) [-]
maybe he just wanted him to notice that he lost a lot of speed in case the kia himself didn't notice

and if honking is associated with confusion: i would be fucking confused if someone in front of me on a highway just stops for no obvious reason. can i honk then?
User avatar #136 - lolollo (06/28/2015) [-]
You can hobk whenever you want, but then your honking will only serve to perpetuate the confusion as now the guy in front of you doesn't know why the hell you're honking. Youre mad at the guy in front of you who may have stopped for an extremely valid reason you don't know about.

But that's fine, you do you.
#163 - anon (06/28/2015) [-]
he stopped on a highway without signs. he probably didnt knew if it was his exit or not. the honking was justified but the overtaking on the wrong side over a departure lane was wrong. and he showed him a bird or something
#108 - miwauturu (06/28/2015) [-]
To be fair, going the speed he was initially on a highway is absolutely a hazard. Underspeed can be just as dangerous as overspeed.
#3 - what kind of casul would throw away their VHS for such an awes…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2015 on Pokemon 2000 -1
#14 - Thundergod (06/28/2015) [-]
Your last sentence reminded me of this. Never say it again.
User avatar #37 - minorian (06/28/2015) [-]
I lol'ed so hard, but then it suddenly got really sad
User avatar #19 - runescapewasgood (06/28/2015) [-]
holy shit lol mark the mint man

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#17 - murrlogic (05/29/2015) [-]
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User avatar #19 to #18 - murrlogic (05/29/2015) [-]
Evening.
User avatar #13 - joshlol (11/11/2014) [-]
nice username
User avatar #16 to #13 - imnotkickthecat (03/29/2015) [-]
I thought it was you. lol
User avatar #14 to #13 - joshlol (11/12/2014) [-]
wow i already commented before I'm retarded
User avatar #8 - joshlol (04/18/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #10 to #8 - JoshOwnsAll (04/18/2014) [-]
hey, what's up?
User avatar #11 to #10 - joshlol (04/18/2014) [-]
I just liked your username
User avatar #12 to #11 - JoshOwnsAll (04/18/2014) [-]
I do believe we have met a couple of times, your username is pretty cool too
User avatar #7 - ljlightfire (09/03/2011) [-]
I LOVE YOUR NAME (my names josh)
User avatar #5 - Grovyle (08/28/2011) [-]
asi q nivel 7? bien jaja keep up those comments
User avatar #6 to #6 - JoshOwnsAll (08/28/2011) [-]
puro esfuerzo
User avatar #3 - omegasoul ONLINE (08/25/2011) [-]
I AM THE CAPS LOCK BRO
User avatar #4 to #4 - JoshOwnsAll (08/25/2011) [-]
yeah, I see that
#2 - omegasoul ONLINE (08/14/2011) [-]
BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT A DICK TO ME ABOUT THE ROLL PICS I HAVE

YOU GET ALL CONTENT thumbED UP
A SUB
AND A AVATAR,THAT I THINK WORKS WELL WITH YOUR NAME
User avatar #1 - DMRlacrosse (06/28/2011) [-]
B.O.S
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