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#216 - Hence, the constant name-calling and raging.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/14/2012 on 99% of xbox players. +6
User avatar #240 - TheOneKing (01/14/2012) [-]
or they think they are awesome and anytime they die it's lag, luck or hackers
#252 - Jorgin (01/14/2012) [-]
It's never lag, just an excuse as always, another reason why their KDR isn't 9001:0. I live atleast 30 minutes from my nearest city/town, way out in the countryside, and I rarely get lag. I know this kid who complains about lag all the time too, and he lives literally 25 ft away from the ISP station thing-ma-bob with T3 fiber-optic cables running to his hau5. So most kids who complain about shit like that are just throwing up exuses.

User avatar #276 - SheWolfie (01/14/2012) [-]
i was playing SnD and my team left just me and i killed the entire enemy team and all they said was "nice lag switch Ron Paul hater"
#215 - Not all little kids are little ************* , jus…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/14/2012 on 99% of xbox players. +6
#216 - Jorgin (01/14/2012) [-]
Hence, the constant name-calling and raging.
User avatar #240 - TheOneKing (01/14/2012) [-]
or they think they are awesome and anytime they die it's lag, luck or hackers
#252 - Jorgin (01/14/2012) [-]
It's never lag, just an excuse as always, another reason why their KDR isn't 9001:0. I live atleast 30 minutes from my nearest city/town, way out in the countryside, and I rarely get lag. I know this kid who complains about lag all the time too, and he lives literally 25 ft away from the ISP station thing-ma-bob with T3 fiber-optic cables running to his hau5. So most kids who complain about shit like that are just throwing up exuses.

User avatar #276 - SheWolfie (01/14/2012) [-]
i was playing SnD and my team left just me and i killed the entire enemy team and all they said was "nice lag switch Ron Paul hater"
#1 - Too bad there's already one. https://www.facebook.c…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2012 on FJ Facebook Page 0
#2 - fjclassicthree (01/10/2012) [-]
Eh, I think I could manage/maintain a better one than that.
#2 - Its not illegal to be high, just don't get caught with it or s… 01/10/2012 on driving home 0
#64 - Alright, sounds good, thanks. 01/09/2012 on fjdesign's profile 0
#61 - Will you be MM'ing your wallpaper/chrome theme posts? I'm subb…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2012 on fjdesign's profile 0
User avatar #62 - fjdesign (01/09/2012) [-]
I will indeed, although I just didn't for this time since we only have 30 friends and all. But from now on yes I will be MM'ing it.
#64 - Jorgin (01/09/2012) [-]
Alright, sounds good, thanks.
#4005 - "So she got pregnant right away again to keep him from to… 01/07/2012 on Book game 0
#77 - Ha! 01/02/2012 on Site maintenance and its... +9
#56 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2012 on Site maintenance and its... +19
#75 - hiddenblades (01/02/2012) [-]
KAREN!!!
#77 - Jorgin (01/02/2012) [-]
Ha!
#67 - Eh, I guess. 01/01/2012 on GENIUS 0
#49 - No one would, it's a joke, can't you see?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2012 on GENIUS +1
User avatar #66 - newbiedoobiedoo (01/01/2012) [-]
Well being Voldemort could have it's advantages. Telling the death eaters to go kill some bitches that you don't like.
#67 - Jorgin (01/01/2012) [-]
Eh, I guess.
#41 - Well Polyjuice potion is a mixture of **** to mak…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/01/2012 on GENIUS +6
#62 - Ruspanic (01/01/2012) [-]
It's actually anything from their body, they just used hair because it was easy to get and wasn't fucking disgusting.
User avatar #47 - LocoJoe (01/01/2012) [-]
Thanks for the explanation. I never seen them either.
User avatar #43 - animalsgreenberet (01/01/2012) [-]
i appreciate the explanation. and i can see how that would be useful in some cases, but why would it be useful for this? wasn't he the villain? who would want to be him?
#49 - Jorgin (01/01/2012) [-]
No one would, it's a joke, can't you see?
User avatar #66 - newbiedoobiedoo (01/01/2012) [-]
Well being Voldemort could have it's advantages. Telling the death eaters to go kill some bitches that you don't like.
#67 - Jorgin (01/01/2012) [-]
Eh, I guess.
#280 - Not quite, good sir. Lydia is ONLY killable if: A. Yo…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/30/2011 on Swearing in Skyrim +3
User avatar #350 - RaptorJesus (12/30/2011) [-]
Hmmm.... never has died for me... shes gone down on fire traps (lol sounds bad) and has crawled across the spikey swinging door traps and got hit while she was down... she jus tstands up and stumbles back... then crawls across it again....
User avatar #400 - dmoneys (12/31/2011) [-]
whatever I guess, just killed Alduin. You don't need Lydia for that when you've got three ancient nord heroes who actually know shouts and shit
User avatar #401 - RaptorJesus (12/31/2011) [-]
I'm on my 2nd play-through and havent even gotten to the alduin's wall part yet.... but im level 40 xD... So much side-questing...
User avatar #402 - dmoneys (12/31/2011) [-]
Really? haha I beat Alduin at level 17.
User avatar #403 - RaptorJesus (12/31/2011) [-]
I havent been doing the main quests on purpose though lol... my first play through was like straight through the main quests... so now im just kinda dicking around and exploring/questing...
User avatar #404 - dmoneys (12/31/2011) [-]
probably what I should have done

User avatar #405 - RaptorJesus (12/31/2011) [-]
I am interested to see how easy that shits gonna be though, when i actually get to the end and fight alduin xD... between marked for death shout, and then the shout that makes you attack really fucking fast (i forget what its called... havent played skyrim in like 2 weeks), i rape dragons...
User avatar #406 - dmoneys (12/31/2011) [-]
yeah I thought dragons would be hard... until you take on those giant golden dwermer bitches
User avatar #408 - RaptorJesus (12/31/2011) [-]
Lol the Centurions? I prefer fighting those over fighting the Falmer... goddamnit... i hate the Falmer... HAAAAAAATE the Falmer...
User avatar #409 - dmoneys (12/31/2011) [-]
true true. falmer are little PENIS's. One thing that always nearly kills me are Wispmothers. I see them in the wild and usually shit my pants.
User avatar #410 - RaptorJesus (12/31/2011) [-]
The first one i ever encountered almost did... then by the time i encountered the 2nd one, i was like level 34 and had the "attack reallyg oddamn fast" shout... and daedric weapons... so i took her ass out before she had the chance to do anything lol
User avatar #411 - dmoneys (12/31/2011) [-]
man I wish I had daedric, alls I got is a falmor shield, an elven sword, and steel plate armor.
User avatar #412 - RaptorJesus (12/31/2011) [-]
I have dragon scale armor (just recently switched from nightingale armor) and Krosis mask... my housecarl has Ebony Mail armor and ebony boots/gloves (no helmet/mask)... ebony shield, and ebony sword....... i carry a daedric bow, sword, and dagger
User avatar #413 - dmoneys (12/31/2011) [-]
neat, well needless to say Imma keep workin
#45 - My childhood is already ruined. Couldn't get any worse  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2011 on Three Hot Bitches +2
#46 - dinosaurcheese (12/30/2011) [-]
:(
#40 - Shes not -17 anymore, anyone have the unedited version of that?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2011 on Three Hot Bitches +1
User avatar #42 - dinosaurcheese (12/30/2011) [-]
Guessing you like ruining your childhood?
#45 - Jorgin (12/30/2011) [-]
My childhood is already ruined. Couldn't get any worse
#46 - dinosaurcheese (12/30/2011) [-]
:(
#2 - Didnt work first time. 12/28/2011 on I'm Watching You... 0
#1 - Thank you for the wonderfully hilarious new background, in ret…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2011 on I'm Watching You... 0
#2 - Jorgin (12/28/2011) [-]
Didnt work first time.
#350 - Possibly. 12/25/2011 on How the OP Stole FunnyJunk 0
#303 - Amazing, first really good OC that more than likely took some …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2011 on How the OP Stole FunnyJunk +1
#346 - goldengohan (12/25/2011) [-]
i think he did it like that to rhyme

#350 - Jorgin (12/25/2011) [-]
Possibly.

#1 - Dat censorship 12/23/2011 on Un-fucking believable 0
#12 - yynh6j7ynh6j7 12/23/2011 on Self Explanatory 0
#30 - I've skipped every single morbid-channel post except that one …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2011 on DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT???... 0
User avatar #56 - misstoy (12/21/2011) [-]
i do have to say i do agree with you on that one because the MLIC are quite enjoyable if i must say so myself so other then the MLIC post this shit is ridiculous i am tired of these mother fucking morbid channel post on the motherfucking front page the number of morbid channel post are to damn high!!
#41 - Thatsthejoke.jpg 12/21/2011 on you see it? +3
#368 - ************ . I couldn't see 5 :( 12/21/2011 on Test yourself +7
#44 - Its not a new meme, Its a new rage face, just like FUU guy, me… 12/16/2011 on EVENTUALLY -6
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User avatar #1 - atomicnutter (12/06/2011) [-]
You ******* Richard Simmonsgot, why are you so gay? Really.
#2 to #22 - Jorgin (12/07/2011) [-]
How do you figure, considering I have never heard of you, nor have I talked to you. Seems as you are extremely immature, explain yourself.
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