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#27 - Not all white people die in hot air balloon accidents, but onl…  [+] (1 reply) 05/07/2016 on How do you fuck up this bad +7
#29 - nuclearfishin (05/07/2016) [-]
**nuclearfishin used "*roll picture*"**
**nuclearfishin rolled image**Because when any other race is involved, it wasn't an accident.
#31 - Well basically she had to do everything for once lol …  [+] (2 replies) 05/03/2016 on Future CarSex +1
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#32 - MuahahaOfLore (05/04/2016) [-]
Jeep Liberty; but I realized the problem

getting her to do any work
If its even a slightly difficult position its impossible
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#33 - Jewssassin (05/04/2016) [-]
Oh I've driven many Liberties when I worked at a Jeep Dealership, there should be room specially if shes small.

That sucks bro. I do most of the work because Im better at sex then her and we usually both like it more when Im on top, but she does does her part.
You gotta make your GF work for hers lol.
#28 - She was facing me, cant have her feet on the pedals too. …  [+] (4 replies) 05/03/2016 on Future CarSex +1
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#30 - MuahahaOfLore (05/03/2016) [-]
I had a small GF in an SUV and we couldnt figure it out
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#31 - Jewssassin (05/03/2016) [-]
Well basically she had to do everything for once lol , but I had to take my seat belt off, scoot the seat back a little bit and lean it back slightly. I had to slide down and forward a little bit so she could sit on my lap with our junk lined up, and I guess she had her knees all the way down into the back on the seat. When we got settled I was basically hanging to my left to see around her while she rode me.
It wasnt the best position for her to be riding me but the danger of it all made it feel soo good.

What kind SUV did you have?
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#32 - MuahahaOfLore (05/04/2016) [-]
Jeep Liberty; but I realized the problem

getting her to do any work
If its even a slightly difficult position its impossible
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#33 - Jewssassin (05/04/2016) [-]
Oh I've driven many Liberties when I worked at a Jeep Dealership, there should be room specially if shes small.

That sucks bro. I do most of the work because Im better at sex then her and we usually both like it more when Im on top, but she does does her part.
You gotta make your GF work for hers lol.
#25 - Once I had sex with my girlfriend while driving and it was ama…  [+] (7 replies) 05/03/2016 on Future CarSex +1
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#29 - Jewssassin (05/03/2016) [-]
I should clarify, the switch she hit killed the head lights while driving, in the middle of the night with no street lights.
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#27 - MuahahaOfLore (05/03/2016) [-]
so she is sitting on your lap facing away from you?
how big is the car?

#28 - Jewssassin (05/03/2016) [-]
She was facing me, cant have her feet on the pedals too.
This is the car, its very long and was designed so big fat cops can fit in it comfortably. No joke.
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#30 - MuahahaOfLore (05/03/2016) [-]
I had a small GF in an SUV and we couldnt figure it out
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#31 - Jewssassin (05/03/2016) [-]
Well basically she had to do everything for once lol , but I had to take my seat belt off, scoot the seat back a little bit and lean it back slightly. I had to slide down and forward a little bit so she could sit on my lap with our junk lined up, and I guess she had her knees all the way down into the back on the seat. When we got settled I was basically hanging to my left to see around her while she rode me.
It wasnt the best position for her to be riding me but the danger of it all made it feel soo good.

What kind SUV did you have?
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#32 - MuahahaOfLore (05/04/2016) [-]
Jeep Liberty; but I realized the problem

getting her to do any work
If its even a slightly difficult position its impossible
User avatar
#33 - Jewssassin (05/04/2016) [-]
Oh I've driven many Liberties when I worked at a Jeep Dealership, there should be room specially if shes small.

That sucks bro. I do most of the work because Im better at sex then her and we usually both like it more when Im on top, but she does does her part.
You gotta make your GF work for hers lol.
#13 - I was right.  [+] (6 replies) 04/29/2016 on Women BMX +32
#82 - yodawgiheard (04/29/2016) [-]
You were wrong. The two tracks are completely different. The Women's track is just dirt with bumps in it. The Men's track has a wide array of obstacles and no easy turns.
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#77 - hasinvadedyou (04/29/2016) [-]
So women do better (themselves) on a plain dirt track with bends. It looks like the original video and the one >>#62, posted are mens tracks and original is of them trying to do mens tracks.
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#61 - toosexyforyou (04/29/2016) [-]
Are you actually retarded or are you just trolling? That track is easy mode compared to the insanity on this post's track. Jesus christ how can someone be this stupid... "I was right" what a joke
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#20 - exacerbated (04/29/2016) [-]
youtu.be/0bqNByqoZu0

Is this accurate enough for you big boy
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#62 - toosexyforyou (04/29/2016) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gntI26tdm60

Yep, and this is the men's for comparison. Jewssassin is a moron.
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#14 - YoursTruley (04/29/2016) [-]
very different type of course, this type is MUCH harder
#12 - I refuse to believe that this is an accurate representation of…  [+] (9 replies) 04/29/2016 on Women BMX +126
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#63 - jwash (04/29/2016) [-]
I am a purely weekend rider and I have completely destroyed a woman factory rider on a track. She was even on a better bike. It made me so mad that she gets paid to do it.
#56 - anon (04/29/2016) [-]
there are multiple things wrong with this video:
these women are in one of the larger classes of motocross. look at how almost none of them can actually touch the ground on their bikes. womens 125cc class is a great sport to watch. 250 and 400 not so much.
if you want to watch some really good women motocross, look up Heidi Cook.
she's retired now, but if there are any videos of her.... oh man.
i used to go to the motocross track in my hometown, and she was lapping the second place girls, and competing with guys up untill the 18y/o class. she is phenomenal.
one of the biggest differences in male/female motocross, is that the men would wide open drift the #1 ,2 and 5 corners, where women would slow down and take the inside lane. Heidi would blast it on the outside and rek kids.
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#13 - Jewssassin (04/29/2016) [-]
#82 - yodawgiheard (04/29/2016) [-]
You were wrong. The two tracks are completely different. The Women's track is just dirt with bumps in it. The Men's track has a wide array of obstacles and no easy turns.
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#77 - hasinvadedyou (04/29/2016) [-]
So women do better (themselves) on a plain dirt track with bends. It looks like the original video and the one >>#62, posted are mens tracks and original is of them trying to do mens tracks.
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#61 - toosexyforyou (04/29/2016) [-]
Are you actually retarded or are you just trolling? That track is easy mode compared to the insanity on this post's track. Jesus christ how can someone be this stupid... "I was right" what a joke
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#20 - exacerbated (04/29/2016) [-]
youtu.be/0bqNByqoZu0

Is this accurate enough for you big boy
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#62 - toosexyforyou (04/29/2016) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gntI26tdm60

Yep, and this is the men's for comparison. Jewssassin is a moron.
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#14 - YoursTruley (04/29/2016) [-]
very different type of course, this type is MUCH harder