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Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
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latest user's comments

#16 - My girlfriend would stroke my beard when it was long. It feels… 3 hours ago on Women love beards 0
#100 - These arent new. These arent new at all. 08/30/2016 on New Memes? Baby Boomers 0
#1684 - **Jewssassin used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **Jewssassin rolls 26** 08/27/2016 on Where will you be reborn? 0
#145 - We both know thats not true.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2016 on I'd go Masochistic for D.Va +1
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#146 - xtas (08/27/2016) [-]
cheers lad
#141 - D.VA. Im a normie, Ill get along with her just fine. She will …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2016 on I'd go Masochistic for D.Va 0
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#144 - xtas (08/27/2016) [-]
this is the most autistic sentence ever made on funnyjunk
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#145 - Jewssassin (08/27/2016) [-]
We both know thats not true.
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#146 - xtas (08/27/2016) [-]
cheers lad
#20 - Wow.. He literally REEEEEE'd and cried. Im glad he didnt get i… 08/19/2016 on He fucking REEEEEEEEEE 0
#133 - So I still cant download No Mans Sky off steam. What gives?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2016 on No Mans Land 0
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#135 - hybredmoon (08/12/2016) [-]
It's not available until 1pm eastern (do the math and figure out what time that is for you) because of some shit lord 'Global release' goal for the pc version

This is twice, TWICE now that I've been smeckldorfed on when this god damn game is supposed to be available. First when I thought it would be the 9th and got pushed back to the 12th at the last minute. And now when I thought it would be available midnight of the 12th but oh wait, actually not until 1pm of the 12th. And they keep saying they want everyone to have it at the same time. THEN WHY IS MY LITTLE BROTHER SITTING IN THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR 19 HOURS INTO THE FUCKING GAME ON HIS PS4?!

I am thhhhhhhhhhhhhhis fucking close to refunding the game and just pirating it. Since it's available on GOG with no drm the damn thing will be torrented .1238473 milliseconds after it's available.
#159 - anon (08/12/2016) [-]
I have to wait until 6PM tonight to play it. May as well be released on the 13th if you don't have god internet
#41 - Yeah, thats cause hes done interviews before saying he grew up… 08/11/2016 on "Is this how you get your... 0
#9 - Ok Ill give one of them a go tomorrow evening. What …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2016 on Pout 0
#10 - vmjsenpai (08/10/2016) [-]
It's a cluster-fuck of gore, psychological breakdowns, and one particularly horrifying manicure for over 40 episodes.
I thought the 4 extra OVA episodes of fan-service was a long time coming.
Looks can be deceiving, ya know.
#7 - Can you give me a general summery on them? For reference …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/10/2016 on Pout 0
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#8 - vmjsenpai (08/10/2016) [-]
It's been a while since I've watched Yuuki Yuna but I've seen Higurashi thrice so that's pretty much embedded into my mind.

Higurashi's the Horror genre done right. Most people believe Horror simply means gore, blood, and adult themes, and thus label Anime like Another and Elfen Lied into the Horror genre when in actuality they're simple bloody-thrillers.

It's rather hard to describe Higurashi but I'd say give it four, no, five episodes and to test the waters. It's always intrigues you, gets rather emotional, shocking, and yet in all those convoluted plot-twists lies the greatest Horror plot I've seen.
Coming from Studio DEEN back in 2007 where the animation wasn't exactly splendid.
The second season, Kai, had a slight boost in animation along with the successive OVAs Rei, and Kira. Yet the final OVA Kaku was similar to 2007.

Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni then Nekogoroshi-hen OVA then Kai then Rei then Kira (skip it if you want, it's mostly much deserved fan-service compared to everything else and parodies) and then finally Kaku.

Give Yuuki Yuna a shot though. I'm drawing a complete blank on it but I can definitely say it was worth the watch.
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#9 - Jewssassin (08/10/2016) [-]
Ok Ill give one of them a go tomorrow evening.

What exactly is much deserved fan service? Sounds like its a whole show of under dressed small girls with huge boobs and carefully chosen camera angles.
#10 - vmjsenpai (08/10/2016) [-]
It's a cluster-fuck of gore, psychological breakdowns, and one particularly horrifying manicure for over 40 episodes.
I thought the 4 extra OVA episodes of fan-service was a long time coming.
Looks can be deceiving, ya know.