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Jewssassin

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Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
Last Login:5/28/2015
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    I like guns. I like guns.

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#16 - Im pretty sure the story is that someone murdered somebody wit…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2015 on That's nice +5
User avatar #17 - Monopolus (05/06/2015) [-]
No I'm talking about the pic on the gun itself, not this entire picture. It's an image of some character holding a bat, I know that, but I don't know what THAT is generally used for. I've seen it posted pretty often.
#19 - maternation (05/06/2015) [-]
Seinfeld George teaches the Yankees how to play From Seinfeld. Like most memes or Macros, the image was just widely used and became a popular go to image macro.
#76 - thepizzadevourer (05/07/2015) [-]
>>#17, Yup, the line associate with it was "I seriously hope you guys don't do this" or "ISHYGDDT," probably referencing the skeptical, mocking look on Costanza's face. Which makes it even more hilarious, considering he put it on a gun well-known for its stopping power and then actually shot someone with it.
#102 - Never know unless you ask.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on Delusional +1
User avatar #103 - themarineelite (05/04/2015) [-]
Believe me I know. Except most of the time its no or mixed messages At this point I just don't give a fuck anymore
#77 - Can I bounce a quarter off dat ass of yours?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Delusional +5
#87 - themarineelite (05/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #102 - Jewssassin (05/04/2015) [-]
Never know unless you ask.
User avatar #103 - themarineelite (05/04/2015) [-]
Believe me I know. Except most of the time its no or mixed messages At this point I just don't give a fuck anymore
#13 - They go quiet when something scary and threatening is near by.… 05/04/2015 on Ruby Mountains +1
#27 - Poisonous/dangerous fish yes, ugly but harmless fish wouldnt.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2015 on He's Got It Figured Out 0
#56 - sirfurnace (05/03/2015) [-]
Fill it with monkfish!
#13 - Moat, Im pretty sure, but filling it with something dangerous …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2015 on He's Got It Figured Out +1
User avatar #18 - echotheambient (05/03/2015) [-]
would filling it with water and really icky fish count?
User avatar #27 - Jewssassin (05/03/2015) [-]
Poisonous/dangerous fish yes, ugly but harmless fish wouldnt.
#56 - sirfurnace (05/03/2015) [-]
Fill it with monkfish!
#6 - I AM THE RED ALAN WRENCH! 05/01/2015 on . +2
#65 - Dude, no it wouldnt. It has a bar code printed on the can, no …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Crime Spree +1
User avatar #82 - manter (05/01/2015) [-]
dude, I have had the alarm go off for packs of Magic cards that the self checkout did not scan right.
User avatar #66 - loopymoomoo (04/30/2015) [-]
True, but in compton it would
#58 - Why the hell would the alarm go off for a can of pringles?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Crime Spree +2
User avatar #60 - loopymoomoo (04/30/2015) [-]
because it was unpaid for, it would have a thing that needs to be scanned
User avatar #65 - Jewssassin (04/30/2015) [-]
Dude, no it wouldnt. It has a bar code printed on the can, no external safety device. They arent going to put those devices on a 2 dollar can at walmart.
User avatar #82 - manter (05/01/2015) [-]
dude, I have had the alarm go off for packs of Magic cards that the self checkout did not scan right.
User avatar #66 - loopymoomoo (04/30/2015) [-]
True, but in compton it would
#27 - I dunno man I went into Victoria's Secret with my **** … 04/28/2015 on Guys Surviving Victoria Secret 0

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User avatar #22 - finni (07/10/2012) [-]
You got a badass username. Just wanted to let you know :)
#21 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
11/11
#20 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
10/11
#10 - NellieLovett (04/01/2011) [-]
YOUR AVATAR
#5 - Donthavename has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
I never thumbed you down. That was other people. I deleted all but one or two of mine.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
Oh... *thumbs up*
User avatar #8 to #7 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
:\ cant thumb up profile comments...
User avatar #9 to #8 - Jewssassin (02/16/2011) [-]
Its alright. And the "Yeah." response wasnt sarcastic. I was acknowledging that you saw what it said.
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#1 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Damn you and your pop tart avatar for making me hungry for that specific flavor.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Jewssassin (01/09/2011) [-]
Glad to see I can be of assistance.
#4 to #2 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Grrr...
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