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Jewssassin

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Date Signed Up:8/11/2010
Last Login:3/06/2015
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#42 - Does he drive his fully restored Jag every day? Is he a …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2015 on I could actually see him... 0
User avatar #44 - nudybooty (03/01/2015) [-]
As far as I'm aware, he drives it almost every day. Although his work is a 10min drive from where he lives and when it snows too much he drives his pick up truck. I'm not 100% sure but I think it's a 2010 XF. It was in horrible condition when he bought it, but he's made restoring and modifying cars into a hobby. I don't really ask about the jag because when I'm in it, I'm too busy smiling like a tard. My car is a shit bucket.
#60 - Ethshar (03/01/2015) [-]
"he's made restoring and modifying cars into a hobby"
That means he just does all the upkeep himself.He likely checks it over regularly and fixes problems before they become major.
#37 - Only makes sense that he gave her something that will break do…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/01/2015 on I could actually see him... +4
User avatar #41 - nudybooty (03/01/2015) [-]
I'm guessing my friends hasn't broken down because he put so much effort into fixing it up the first time, so it wouldn't need to be fixed a second time. Judging by the comments, jaguars are pretty bad....ignore my other comment, if you read it already....sorry
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User avatar #42 - Jewssassin (03/01/2015) [-]
Does he drive his fully restored Jag every day? Is he a nigger with low income but managed to get a car loan? I've seen some pretty shitty jags. It also depends on the year it was made. Any jag made in the 90s is trash, I forget the exact years but Ford used to own jag and they just made terrible vehicles. Modern jags still break down a lot but thankfully OBDII diagnostics make figuring out the issue easy, after you pay out of the ass in diagnostic fees because honestly most people cannot and should not work on their own cars.

All though I do admit I over reacted because I brain farted for a second and was thinking about Rolls Royce.
User avatar #44 - nudybooty (03/01/2015) [-]
As far as I'm aware, he drives it almost every day. Although his work is a 10min drive from where he lives and when it snows too much he drives his pick up truck. I'm not 100% sure but I think it's a 2010 XF. It was in horrible condition when he bought it, but he's made restoring and modifying cars into a hobby. I don't really ask about the jag because when I'm in it, I'm too busy smiling like a tard. My car is a shit bucket.
#60 - Ethshar (03/01/2015) [-]
"he's made restoring and modifying cars into a hobby"
That means he just does all the upkeep himself.He likely checks it over regularly and fixes problems before they become major.
#16 - I feel ya. I dont even know why. What are flowers gonna do to me? 02/26/2015 on some refreshing horoscopes :) 0
#25 - They call it the Tacoma here. 02/25/2015 on Post It notes under the... +2
#2 - I own an FJ Cruiser. Not because im some faggot that hol… 02/24/2015 on When did we make cars....? 0
#114 - Well I learned something today. Everybody can stop teaching me… 02/23/2015 on Oh my... 0
#85 - Well whats the difference?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Oh my... 0
User avatar #114 - Jewssassin (02/23/2015) [-]
Well I learned something today. Everybody can stop teaching me things now, I got it.
User avatar #113 - thederpestest (02/23/2015) [-]
Loli is when you know it's fucked up to watch it and jailbait is when you're not sure if you're fucked in the head or not.
#111 - eatfapsleeprepeat (02/23/2015) [-]
jailbait is post or during puberty but under the age of consent. Loli is prepubescent
User avatar #108 - chrisel (02/23/2015) [-]
You are fully aware that a loli is underage but with jailbait you are not entirely sure and you hope for the best.
User avatar #99 - carnivoreapples (02/23/2015) [-]
the main difference is that with a loli you know that it is a child, but with jailbait you think the person isn't underage anymore, but she is.
#94 - anonexplains (02/23/2015) [-]
loli is literally child. jailbait is someone who's borderline mature.
#3720 - I actually just talked to someone tonight who might be able to… 02/08/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
#3084 - male 21 if it matters to people. 02/07/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
#3082 - Im in Maryland and I like to play video games, do drugs, shoot…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
User avatar #3084 - Jewssassin (02/07/2015) [-]
male 21 if it matters to people.

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User avatar #22 - finni (07/10/2012) [-]
You got a badass username. Just wanted to let you know :)
#21 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
11/11
#20 - omgitztom (03/08/2012) [-]
10/11
#10 - NellieLovett (04/01/2011) [-]
YOUR AVATAR
#5 - Donthavename has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #5 - Jewssassin ONLINE (02/16/2011) [-]
I never thumbed you down. That was other people. I deleted all but one or two of mine.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
Oh... *thumbs up*
User avatar #8 to #7 - Donthavename (02/16/2011) [-]
:\ cant thumb up profile comments...
User avatar #9 to #8 - Jewssassin ONLINE (02/16/2011) [-]
Its alright. And the "Yeah." response wasnt sarcastic. I was acknowledging that you saw what it said.
#3 - bobJML has deleted their comment [-]
#1 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Damn you and your pop tart avatar for making me hungry for that specific flavor.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Jewssassin ONLINE (01/09/2011) [-]
Glad to see I can be of assistance.
#4 to #2 - bobJML (01/09/2011) [-]
Grrr...
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