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Jetstorm

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/04/2010
Last Login:6/28/2016
Location:Ohio
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Highest Content Rank:#17133
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Total Comments Made:363
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#141 - Real talk for a second here. I got a job when I was 16 on my o…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/08/2016 on Anon doesnt want to pay rent +9
#210 - dofyx (06/08/2016) [-]
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#202 - jeyfman (06/08/2016) [-]
life's a bitch, sometimes you got to help family
but life is also long just don't forget to be selfish every once in a while.
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#198 - severepwner (06/08/2016) [-]
That's very noble of you. But that's a sacrifice you chose, never a responsibility, just saying.
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#154 - makethingsworse (06/08/2016) [-]
Did the same. Moved out recently, living in a nice apartment on account of my nice job, but I still bring my Ma food and such. That lady did more for me than I could ever repay... but I'm going to try to.
#34 - Correct me if I'm wrong, it's not that it was rare or few had … 04/22/2016 on Comic Comp #10 The Klyntar... +2
#75 - In his current ongoing main story he actually lost ALL of his … 03/27/2016 on Comics +3
#74 - Unfortunately I left something out, but this is "canon&qu… 03/27/2016 on Comics +1
#73 - Not sure if anyone has already replied with this, but in the s…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2016 on Comics +3
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#94 - Tyranitar (03/27/2016) [-]
There actually was a story, don't know if it was canon or not, where Joe Chill became a mob boss and ended up bringing together a bunch of Gotham's villains to make an ultimate plan to get rid of Batman.

Batman, of course, showed up, but instead of trying to fight, he simply told Joe, in front of the crowd, the story of how he became Batman. All the villains became enraged and attacked Joe, because it's his fault that they have to deal with Batman.
#74 - Jetstorm (03/27/2016) [-]
Unfortunately I left something out, but this is "canon" from what we can tell at the moment. This is during the DarkSeid wars, where Flash becomes the god of Death/Dark Racer, Batman becomes the god of Knowledge with the Mobius Chair, Shazam "God of Gods" and Superman the god of Strength. Green Lantern became the God of Light, and reverted the entire Arc by making the entire universe go back in time to warn them of the war/their curses.

I haven't kept up with it in recent months, but as far as I'm aware it's still ongoing.
#101 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2015 on I can't believe i surviv- +2
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#122 - toncheky (08/27/2015) [-]
Thank you!
#129 - See, this is the only tattoo I want. Far cry 3 was my ****. **…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2015 on Glad she stepped in +3
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#139 - teddybearlove (07/04/2015) [-]
Me and you BOTH!
#137 - themisstophat (07/04/2015) [-]
That's pretty cool!
Would make an awesome sleeve, or even a epic back piece!
#132 - anon (07/04/2015) [-]
that would fucking hurt a lot tho
#1664 - It's like admin knew I just came out of a relationship … 06/20/2015 on Post your pic, find a GF -2
#294 - Does it also prevent suicide? 06/19/2015 on You have 15 seconds 0
#137 - Currently working at Walmart and we see 32 packs for 2:96 - 3:33.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2015 on Coke Vs. Water 0
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#141 - bronybox (06/15/2015) [-]
I guess water costs 3 times more in Vegas. I don't know, man.
#194 - grandterskrasao (06/15/2015) [-]
Well uh ya, you do live in the middle of a desert, go figure that water is a bit more expensive huh?
#170 - rollfourexplain (06/15/2015) [-]
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Vegas? For sure! I'm in a neighboring state and it's still a few dollars more costly than what they've said.