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#34 - If I recall correctly, it was only Kurt and Gaga that openly s…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2016 on Mighty need +2
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#39 - phoenixprince (07/28/2016) [-]
paul mccartney had a problem with the song chicken pot pie because he is a strict vegetarian
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#38 - stonetomcat (07/28/2016) [-]
I think Amish Paradise was rejected too, but it was released anyway due to a miscommunication. Coolio's agent said it was OK, but Coolio himself said no. By the time Weird Al was told, however, it was already released.
Al and Coolio made up and actually hugged it out in the end, from what I've heard.
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#36 - thecomkiller (07/28/2016) [-]
didn't M&M pull out of one after he had said yes and Al had already finished the song?
#96 - Right? The practice is certainly terrifying to watch. Sadly, i… 07/21/2016 on Bully picks on kid who... 0
#57 - Boxing/Kickboxing and Muay Thai are both good places to start.…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2016 on Bully picks on kid who... 0
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#70 - SuperBubbleWrap (07/21/2016) [-]
My ex's dad is a professional knife maker who knows Krav Maga. Guy looks like a slightly shorter version of the Mountain. It was a terrifying day when I met the man that even he feared. He was his friend, but he was still an ex-military Krav Maga teacher who specialized in blade combat. Really nice guy, but that only made him more terrifying....
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#72 - SuperBubbleWrap (07/21/2016) [-]
Every video I've seen of the guy's classes focus on literally slicing the other person up and aiming to slit their throat before they get the chance to blink.
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#96 - Jetstorm (07/21/2016) [-]
Right? The practice is certainly terrifying to watch. Sadly, it's hard to find a proper teacher. There's a lot of places that teach a pseudo style under the guise to claim cash, since it's blowing up in the general media as being a top fighting style.
#36 - Actually it was a Lucio healing her. If Mercy was healing, the…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2016 on Stay away from my children +1
#38 - anon (07/11/2016) [-]
#141 - Real talk for a second here. I got a job when I was 16 on my o…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/08/2016 on Anon doesnt want to pay rent +9
#210 - dofyx (06/08/2016) [-]
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#202 - jeyfman (06/08/2016) [-]
life's a bitch, sometimes you got to help family
but life is also long just don't forget to be selfish every once in a while.
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#198 - severepwner (06/08/2016) [-]
That's very noble of you. But that's a sacrifice you chose, never a responsibility, just saying.
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#154 - makethingsworse (06/08/2016) [-]
Did the same. Moved out recently, living in a nice apartment on account of my nice job, but I still bring my Ma food and such. That lady did more for me than I could ever repay... but I'm going to try to.
#34 - Correct me if I'm wrong, it's not that it was rare or few had … 04/22/2016 on Comic Comp #10 The Klyntar... +2
#75 - In his current ongoing main story he actually lost ALL of his … 03/27/2016 on Comics +3
#74 - Unfortunately I left something out, but this is "canon&qu… 03/27/2016 on Comics +1
#73 - Not sure if anyone has already replied with this, but in the s…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2016 on Comics +3
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#94 - Tyranitar (03/27/2016) [-]
There actually was a story, don't know if it was canon or not, where Joe Chill became a mob boss and ended up bringing together a bunch of Gotham's villains to make an ultimate plan to get rid of Batman.

Batman, of course, showed up, but instead of trying to fight, he simply told Joe, in front of the crowd, the story of how he became Batman. All the villains became enraged and attacked Joe, because it's his fault that they have to deal with Batman.
#74 - Jetstorm (03/27/2016) [-]
Unfortunately I left something out, but this is "canon" from what we can tell at the moment. This is during the DarkSeid wars, where Flash becomes the god of Death/Dark Racer, Batman becomes the god of Knowledge with the Mobius Chair, Shazam "God of Gods" and Superman the god of Strength. Green Lantern became the God of Light, and reverted the entire Arc by making the entire universe go back in time to warn them of the war/their curses.

I haven't kept up with it in recent months, but as far as I'm aware it's still ongoing.
#101 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2015 on I can't believe i surviv- +2
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#122 - toncheky (08/27/2015) [-]
Thank you!