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JesusChrist

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Gender: male
Age: 115
Date Signed Up:10/21/2009
Last Login:1/13/2011
Location:Do you got a map
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Content Level Progress: 11.86% (7/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 139 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 140 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:1
Content Views:102
Total Comments Made:32
FJ Points:16
I have seen the light. And it is me. and don't you dare email me -_- you know im talking to you.

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    Uploaded: 06/11/10
    I am your friend I am your friend

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#186 - Picture 01/02/2011 on Cinderella +10
#32 - Exceptionally Ordinary  [+] (1 reply) 06/11/2010 on JesusChrist's profile 0
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#34 - chumaster (06/11/2010) [-]
That is good to hear. I am glad.
#42 - No comment.  [+] (2 replies) 06/11/2010 on Jesus Christ +11
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#59 - RevolverOcelot (06/11/2010) [-]
i thought ur brother was Santa
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#45 - awsomepatatoes (06/11/2010) [-]
come do you or du u not
#37 - :(  [+] (4 replies) 06/11/2010 on Jesus Christ +55
#81 - xNuCLeAR (06/12/2010) [-]
LETS GO JESUS by rucka rucka ali is your theme song.
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#40 - westly (06/11/2010) [-]
LETS GO JESUS *dun dun , dun un dun!*
#38 - ToothlessJoe (06/11/2010) [-]
Don't Listen to him Jesus, You'r family Guy Episode Rocked!
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#48 - TopGearGirl (06/11/2010) [-]
.. her , thanks.
#29 - I luuuuuuv mudkips! 06/11/2010 on JesusChrist's profile 0
#35 - Hey sweet! I'm on front page  [+] (34 replies) 06/11/2010 on Jesus Christ +223
#105 - slowrider (12/25/2011) [-]
**slowrider rolls 073** Trips, and I make a Twitter, called: Jesus Christ Son of god.

For aperture Science, and trolling.
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#98 - Kudmipz (06/12/2010) [-]
JESUS CHRIST!
ITS...
JEBUS CRIST
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#91 - ScottishPirate (06/12/2010) [-]
Jesus um you know how your hands have um....holes in them? Yeah so um... can you still masturbate?
#86 - anon (06/12/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 314**
#82 - TheDevilPwns (06/12/2010) [-]
cURSE YOU JESUS
#80 - superfun (06/12/2010) [-]
HELP ME JESUS!!! By checking out my funny pic:
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/514962/Correction/
#79 - theonlyGUY (06/12/2010) [-]
your avatar has a "Jesus watches you masterbate" expression
#77 - anon (06/12/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 437** Triples and I am the devil.
#56 - ACross (06/11/2010) [-]
looks like I'm gonna have to put you in your place again!
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#102 - PointsMan (06/12/2010) [-]
Looks like you

*puts on glasses*

really got your point ACross!
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#70 - Son of a glitch (06/11/2010) [-]
-3 thumbs? I am disappoint, FJ.
That was epic, ACross.
#46 - anon (06/11/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 607,689,168** If triples then you are the real Jesus Christ
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#51 - FortyTwoFortyTwo (06/11/2010) [-]
It's ironic, because the only number that appears three times is 6,6,6.
#69 - KEA (06/11/2010) [-]
the answer to everything is 42
#50 - anon (06/11/2010) [-]
*squint* 666.... Oh shit!!!
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#44 - apchabraja (06/11/2010) [-]
your not going to damn us are you?
#41 - MousePad (06/11/2010) [-]
Jesus is Metal
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#39 - awsomepatatoes (06/11/2010) [-]
u have a brother named jebus right people keep saying his name is satan but its jebus right by the way hes retarded and he rapes people :(
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#47 - Notbam (06/11/2010) [-]
i have no clue what you just said.
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#42 - JesusChrist (06/11/2010) [-]
No comment.
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#59 - RevolverOcelot (06/11/2010) [-]
i thought ur brother was Santa
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#45 - awsomepatatoes (06/11/2010) [-]
come do you or du u not
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#36 - TopGearGirl (06/11/2010) [-]
go away jesus. you're not even real.
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#97 - GaryMotherfckinOak (06/12/2010) [-]
There's porn of him though...
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#72 - TweakyBoy (06/12/2010) [-]
if he isnt real...
THEN WHO WAS COMMENT?

*dun duuuun*
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#74 - FireFront (06/12/2010) [-]
Maybe it was that 'zero' guy....
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#57 - Expertpancakes (06/11/2010) [-]
and you, you girl are not funny. do not try to be.
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#43 - blitzbopRamone (06/11/2010) [-]
well, he is on funnyjunk
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#37 - JesusChrist (06/11/2010) [-]
:(
#81 - xNuCLeAR (06/12/2010) [-]
LETS GO JESUS by rucka rucka ali is your theme song.
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#40 - westly (06/11/2010) [-]
LETS GO JESUS *dun dun , dun un dun!*
#38 - ToothlessJoe (06/11/2010) [-]
Don't Listen to him Jesus, You'r family Guy Episode Rocked!
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#48 - TopGearGirl (06/11/2010) [-]
.. her , thanks.
#87 - i sat next to him in preschool!!! :D  [+] (6 replies) 06/10/2010 on Reeves immortal? +111
#180 - GodDamnedBatman (06/10/2010) [-]
And I was your coach in High-School, Remember?
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#119 - RocketTOpedoland (06/10/2010) [-]
XD
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#99 - RevolverOcelot (06/10/2010) [-]
and i guess Sean Connery was ur teacher?
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#113 - DamonMerk (06/10/2010) [-]
No, Connery was just a small boy, and Dorian Grey was the teacher.
#211 - Markbman (06/11/2010) [-]
I got that reference and it was awesome
#90 - firstnamegreatest (06/10/2010) [-]
haha i LOL'd
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