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#153 - Ive thought about selling my eggs before. Pay off stu…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2015 on Fertility Clinic Confessions +7
#168 - thesirofponies (05/06/2015) [-]
A single egg when donated gets you about $8,000.Before the first period the female uterus is worth about $6.5 million.Make bank
#61 - Its called putting your ******* phone on silent whenever youre…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2015 on wake up call +3
#63 - amuzen (05/04/2015) [-]
I could do that for texts only but it's kind of a hassle because I have to dig through the settings and it takes 3-5 minutes and if I do I will absolutely forget to turn it back on again later and risk missing important texts.

If I turn it off for my phone entirely then I also have to turn off the volume for my alarm clock and I risk over sleeping.

Plus that's another thing you kind of have to get into a habit of doing for it to work which is a pain for a lot of people.
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#67 - liesbetold (05/04/2015) [-]
My phone has button on the side that changes it to silent and the alarms always have sound because I made changed it that way. Is that not possible with all phones?
#73 - amuzen (05/04/2015) [-]
only buttons on my phone are the overall volume and the power, every other setting has to be accessed via the settings tabs or the quick settings, if I use my quick settings to turn my phone to silent it also silences my alarm so in order to turn it off for just texting I have to mess with the settings, not really sure how it would be done exactly but I'm sure tha tI can there's like a thousand settings on this thing.
#193 - Its just boxing so I dont give a ****. I only watch MMA, for t… 05/03/2015 on Manny Shot First -9
#63 - The one i the very last seat f the middle row. -cente… 05/01/2015 on Plot Twist: What if its the... +1
#113 - My mother: One day she was doing business using my la… 05/01/2015 on Black Market +5
#176 - considering im not phanact's son, no 05/01/2015 on Take this with you if you... 0
#134 - Traveling to Shanghai in a couple weeks. Thanks mate.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Take this with you if you... 0
#145 - phanactssonjoe (05/01/2015) [-]
are you gonna rape everyone?
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#176 - Jenisist (05/01/2015) [-]
considering im not phanact's son, no
#303 - I've heard the fanbase is bad  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2015 on Steven Universe Comp 0
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#315 - fitchy (04/29/2015) [-]
the whole lesbian gem shit is yeah, but you find that with everything. hell look at LOK. The show in and of itself is a really well made feel good show with some deep shit in there.
#68 - google merbd, find the site that lets you watch free movies on… 04/29/2015 on We're a bit odd 0
#167 - I recently got into the show, and I haven't really seen the fa…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2015 on Steven Universe Comp +8
#333 - hattaz (04/29/2015) [-]
This is why I never join the community aspect of anything i do. Everything I like apparently has a shit fanbase that only make things worse than any amount of it better... It's like all the dumb bastards just love swelling together and start circle jerking each other to the point of killing something... It isn't fair sometimes...
#336 - anon (04/29/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 0000-9999*"**
**anonymous rolls 7,231**

I sympathize with you. It's terrible when fan stuff negatively taints the reputation of a work en masse.
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#171 - lordnerevar (04/29/2015) [-]
Lion is my favorite, too.