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#59 - He should have been like you know what's really funny? Then go…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on John Oliver interviews... +19
User avatar #131 - nebuchadnezzaurus (06/17/2014) [-]
God should've allowed that just for the sheer impact of it
#17 - but what about the rest of it 06/14/2014 on pool during an earthquake +2
#215 - Come on Obama-kun we're goin to Japan!~ 06/13/2014 on Gender Equality 0
#65 - ****** like clockwork 06/07/2014 on KILL IT! -1
#34 - If he held a saw in his little paw, a ton of wood he could.... 06/03/2014 on mm. +1
#55 - that was amazing 06/02/2014 on Best paper airplane throw... +6
#70 - Picture 05/31/2014 on New Gamecube Controller... +3
#65 - Sliced bread is pretty ******* old but it's still…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/31/2014 on New Gamecube Controller... +5
User avatar #137 - furiousmarshmellow (05/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #95 - mastersaturday (05/31/2014) [-]
Yes, but it's now a given. Not introduced as if it's the latest and greatest thing.
#96 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
Who ever said this was.

If someone released an HD remake of FFVII, they'd also put it on a sexy display and people would fap about it.
User avatar #98 - mastersaturday (05/31/2014) [-]
What's being remade about this though? It's the exact same thing. Hell, it's more like an appendage that they hastily attached so that people would be happy.
#99 - anonymous (05/31/2014) [-]
You're spending too much time being stupid to notice what's going on.

It wasn't declared as a remake either, it was an example to help put in perspective the re-release of something that already exists.

Some people are happy that they can now start to play with GC controllers on the WiiU, that's all you need to understand if you can't figure out the rest.
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#15 - Comment deleted  [+] (13 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Guys, I want a castle. +21
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#19 - It's like watching The Office 05/23/2014 on Spaghetti everywhere +1
#21 - Picture 05/23/2014 on Wizard of Ooze +12
#16 - yep 05/23/2014 on growing up +4
#121 - **** rats 05/21/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 37 0
#34 - this guy has his **** in order 05/20/2014 on SERIOUS QUESTION 0
#58 - oh I thought it meant his mother killed herself 05/20/2014 on Six-Word Stories 0
#92 - That's why people tend to get sleepy after an orgasm, so peopl…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 37 +1
#114 - astarothaufromage (05/20/2014) [-]
Whoa. It are mostly the little things like that about evolution that always amaze with their simplicity and functionality. But this would mean rats only rely on the physical exhaustion of sex.
User avatar #121 - Javapenguin (05/21/2014) [-]
fuck rats
#33 - Depends honestly I try a lot to keep people happy by joking an… 05/18/2014 on (untitled) 0
#37 - like it had any rep in the first place 05/18/2014 on 20 Awesome Funny Facts +5
#156 - It may not excuse their actions but just because things are il…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/15/2014 on Rape Culture 0
User avatar #395 - touriopalfreyman (05/16/2014) [-]
I know, I don't live in a fantasy world where I think that crime doesn't happen because I don't like it, but the first step in alleviating it is recognizing that it's not justified.
#453 - jjohnsonncc (05/16/2014) [-]
Why do you keep saying that? None of us here are trying to justify a rapist's actions, nor do we think it is right at all. We are saying that that women are partly to blame for not taking actions to PREVENT it from happening (ex. wearing revealing clothing at the wrong places, drinking to the point where they can't control their actions, bringing mace/a knife/etc to protect themselves). We can prevent certain crimes happening when we prepare for them. That is the argument we are making, not that rapists are given the green light to rape a girl if she is wearing revealing clothing.
User avatar #454 - touriopalfreyman (05/16/2014) [-]
I've read several people make the comment that it is the woman's fault for getting raped because she was not taking the appropriate measures to prevent rape. Some people even have made disturbing comments that they'd like to rape these women to make this point, it is to those people the original comment was directed to. It's stupid to get yourself piss ass drunk at a party, and you probably shouldn't do it, but you still should not have to worry about being taken advantage of sexually or otherwise.
#460 - jjohnsonncc (05/16/2014) [-]
Actually, you SHOULD worry about crimes happening, because this world has never been a crime free place where no one breaks the law or takes advantage of others. Thats completely farfetched to think that just because something isn't morally right means we shouldn't have to prepare for it. In fact, that should actually give more reason TO prepare for it.
User avatar #464 - touriopalfreyman (05/16/2014) [-]
And all I ask is that you don't be the rapist making the excuse that they deserve it. Really the original comment was aimed at the sacks of dicks stating the women deserved to be raped and otherwise put in their place because they're going shirtless and whatnot. So as long as you're not a rapist or excusing a rapist's actions because you thought the victim was acting too much or not enough of a certain way, I have no beef with you.
#470 - jjohnsonncc (05/16/2014) [-]
Right, I absolutly don't believe a rapist should be excused. I'm just saying that women do hold some responsibility to being raped. That doesn't in any way justify or excuse a rapist, and even if a women is completely defenseless, naked, and drunk, a rapist absolutly shouldn't rape her either way. If I die in a car accident because I didn't wear my seatbelt, and the other driver was the one who hit me, then it's true that my death was partly in my court, since I have total control over me putting on my seatbelt or not.
User avatar #472 - touriopalfreyman (05/16/2014) [-]
You literally cannot hold responsibility for being raped unless you're a rapist. There's no rape house that you can go to and rent a rapist, someone has to commit the act for there to be a rape, and it is their fault for doing so. You can most certainly take preventative measures, but just because you don't take all of them all the time doesn't mean you were responsible for a rape or "asking for it".
#476 - jjohnsonncc (05/16/2014) [-]
>At school
>leave 5 dollars on my desk
>Get up to use the restroom
>come back, 5 dollars is gone

You would agree that I could have prevented that from happening by looking ahead and taking necessary steps (like putting it in my pocket), right?

That argument you used can apply to anything; You cannot hold responsibility of theft unless you are the thief. That is incorrect. I, a victim, could have help responsibility by simply putting the 5 bucks in my pocket.
User avatar #479 - touriopalfreyman (05/16/2014) [-]
You're not responsible for stealing your five dollars, no. You could have been wiser in not losing it, but you're not at fault, nor responsible for taking it.
#483 - jjohnsonncc (05/16/2014) [-]
You are telling me that, even though I could have made a physical concious effort to prevent being stolen from, I still hold no responsibility whatsoever.
It's called taking care of yourself.
User avatar #485 - touriopalfreyman (05/16/2014) [-]
If you lost $5, yeah, that wasn't smart and you are probably responsible for said loss. However, the example you presented was that someone took the $5. Therefore it is their responsibility for taking it. You may have enabled it by being there, your mere presence and situation doesn't cause their action. It's still their action alone. It's like the asshole on my profile telling me to kill myself. I presented him a wall to write on and maybe even a motive to say "go kill yourself", but am I at fault for his hatred? I'd like to think I'm not.
#502 - jjohnsonncc (05/16/2014) [-]
Let me be clear. Im not just some heartless asshole who has no sympathy for rape victims. A good majority of the crime ISNT their fault. It's the Rapist's. I see what you are trying to say: If their isn't a rapist, there is no rape. Unfortunatly, rapists will always exist. We cant change that. However, we can do things to PREVENT the crime from happening (IE, taking responsibility)

A situation very simiar to the 5 dollar story happened to me a few years back. Except it was my car. I parked it on the beach and left the keys on top of the driver side tire while I went surfing. I came back, and lo and behold, my car was gone. Now, I don't need anyone telling me this because I'll be the first to admit: Those were MY keys;That was MY car;It was MY responsibility. I made a poor decision and I paid the price og being a victim of car theft. Could I control the fact that there was a car theif in the area? No. I could have, however, done something smarter than leaving my car keys so accessable.

Bottom line, this was just like any crime. Not completly my fault, but I do hold some responsiblity to getting it stolen by giving the theif an easier opportunity. Just like a rape victim holds SOME responsibility to being raped by making the circmstances for the rapist easier. I believe people are accountable forwhat happens to them, and I hold myself to that atandard as well. You may not think that, but I don't prefer playing the blame game. If someone doesn't want to be raped, they should take measures to prevent it. I am responsible for my own saftey, just like you are responsible for your own saftey and rape victims are responsible for their own safter. To me, throwing your hands in the air and saying "hey, if I get raped or not is up to you, not me" is basically commiting suicide.

Anyway, I know you dont agree with any of this, but that is my last speal I wanted to share. Good day.
User avatar #504 - touriopalfreyman (05/16/2014) [-]
Then I'll concur, good night.
#10 - God damn that was funny, i actually laughed 05/13/2014 on anon takes lsd +10
#33 - thanks m8  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2014 on The twilight zone +6
#34 - yuukoku (05/13/2014) [-]
No problem, man.
#31 - yeah imma need a source for that image  [+] (4 new replies) 05/13/2014 on The twilight zone 0
User avatar #32 - yuukoku (05/13/2014) [-]
Look up "Rustle" on this site: pururin.com/
User avatar #66 - razerdude (05/13/2014) [-]
do you notice the faves, nasty
#33 - Javapenguin (05/13/2014) [-]
thanks m8
#34 - yuukoku (05/13/2014) [-]
No problem, man.
#40 - And then she said no.... Because she sees you like a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2014 on Luck, He has it. -4
User avatar #56 - popkornking (05/13/2014) [-]
I think you missed the 7th work of that post there m80
#168 - Neat, i actually kinda understood that. I'm glad i wa… 05/12/2014 on Cannon ball in mercury. 0
#23 - If one person still remembers the god he is not dead. 05/11/2014 on Graveyard for Gods 0
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User avatar #35 - mrmojito (01/18/2014) [-]
thank you
User avatar #32 - tacobadger (10/19/2012) [-]
Are you ******* HAPPY
#34 to #33 - foxxywithpaws (11/19/2012) [-]
psst, take this...

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User avatar #22 to #23 - ocampo (03/16/2012) [-]
pony rule 34? o.O

i can provide a HUGE source.
User avatar #24 to #25 - ocampo (03/16/2012) [-]
do you hava a facebook page? it's a private group on there.
User avatar #25 to #26 - Javapenguin (03/16/2012) [-]
>.> can i not just have the link?
User avatar #26 to #27 - ocampo (03/16/2012) [-]
i have to invite you into the group. o.o
User avatar #27 to #28 - Javapenguin (03/16/2012) [-]
I do not trust you.
#28 to #29 - ocampo (03/16/2012) [-]
here is proof
User avatar #29 to #30 - Javapenguin (03/16/2012) [-]
Did you get the link?
User avatar #30 to #31 - ocampo (03/16/2012) [-]
i did. i sent you a friend request.
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you're on my list
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