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Javapenguin

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:11/16/2010
Last Login:8/28/2016
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#21 - flat is justice even the renaissance knew this  [+] (11 new replies) 08/15/2016 on Mr. Smart Tits +11
#48 - baronvonhuckle (08/15/2016) [-]
The middle ages included a lot more than the renaissance.

I like natural tits. Not too big, not too small.
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#80 - thesoulseeker (08/15/2016) [-]
You are confusing your terms, knave. Natural tits can be too small or too big depending on one's taste of course , what you're looking for is medium sized.
#47 - rousingloki (08/15/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure it was because it made breast plates fit easier
#55 - anon (08/15/2016) [-]
Women wouldn't be in armor, though.
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#26 - hirollin (08/15/2016) [-]
i question what "wide set" actually looks like in real life.
It may not be true justice.
#51 - radiohazard (08/15/2016) [-]
Like the grand canyon. They look hideous.
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#91 - hirollin (08/15/2016) [-]
I agree those look hideous, but wideset small might look quite a bit different.
I hypothesize that less breast would be far less hideous.
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#92 - radiohazard (08/15/2016) [-]
If you got no tiddies to speak of then there is no wide set either, as everething would be equally flat.
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#93 - hirollin (08/15/2016) [-]
so would "wide set" just be a wide upper torso? I'm having trouble picturing that without it being a freak of nature.
#94 - radiohazard (08/15/2016) [-]
It's basically the valley between breasts. In the picture to the right the roots of the breasts are far apart, hence wide set. If they were touching or almost, like in the picture to the left, then it would be close set.
#39 - skebaba (08/15/2016) [-]
Maybe A-B or something like that?
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#64 - Picture 08/11/2016 on galeleo +2
#31 - Picture 08/11/2016 on I popped a blood vessel in... 0
#24 - Picture 08/11/2016 on I HAVE SPECIAL EYES! +5
#20 - Picture 08/03/2016 on Tornado +1
#17 - I swear to god the x-files music started playing when i saw yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2016 on Tornado 0
#18 - boathouse (08/03/2016) [-]
You use the same username for everything so I knew it was you. Hey cutie pie
#20 - Javapenguin (08/03/2016) [-]
#15 - I've lived in OK my entire life. Other than my house flood…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/03/2016 on Tornado +4
#16 - boathouse (08/03/2016) [-]
Cache's education system was that bad, you were just a sketchy as fuck kid
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#17 - Javapenguin (08/03/2016) [-]
I swear to god the x-files music started playing when i saw your comment
#18 - boathouse (08/03/2016) [-]
You use the same username for everything so I knew it was you. Hey cutie pie
#20 - Javapenguin (08/03/2016) [-]
#199 - I have a black friend who is a therapist. If anyone shot … 07/23/2016 on "why are people mad and... +1
#65 - There's nothing danker than death 07/19/2016 on crawling in my skin 0