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Javapenguin

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:11/16/2010
Last Login:3/29/2015
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Content Ranking:#1999
Comment Ranking:#4037
Highest Content Rank:#1996
Highest Comment Rank:#274
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Content Level Progress: 36% (36/100)
Level 187 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 188 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 66% (66/100)
Level 303 Comments: Lord Of Laughs → Level 304 Comments: Lord Of Laughs
Subscribers:10
Content Views:325713
Times Content Favorited:669 times
Total Comments Made:3259
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#8 - why am i hard  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2015 on action, reaction +3
User avatar #21 - burritosupreme (02/09/2015) [-]
frozen solid
#17 - vegasstoner (02/09/2015) [-]
because the frozen girls are top rate disney jerk off fuel.
User avatar #9 - dlman (02/09/2015) [-]
because it's such a smooth gif.
#26 - I suggest you all read "The Modest Proposal." … 02/07/2015 on pizza 0
#122 - Everybody has those days, man 02/07/2015 on Can't stop the progress 0
#183 - Fun fact: Holes is holes  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2015 on well put +7
#215 - vgmddg (02/07/2015) [-]
#55 - Oh okay I apologize i guess it was just 2da… 02/05/2015 on Girl passed out +3
#22 - Why is rene descartes in front of an explosion. How does …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Girl passed out 0
#23 - feupy (02/05/2015) [-]
The origin is this comment on youporn, from a user who had the portrait of René Descartes as profile picture. Explosion because the fact he didn't give her the dick was a terrible mistake I guess.
It's a meme you dip
User avatar #55 - Javapenguin (02/05/2015) [-]
Oh okay I apologize
i guess it was just 2dank4me
#53 - Comment deleted 02/04/2015 on Alpha as fuck +4
#100 - It's okay, I too hate people that insult without posing a soli…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2015 on Accurate +1
User avatar #103 - invaderfromthesea (02/04/2015) [-]
Meh, it's not important anyway. I wanted to check how stupid people are here. One of the latest replies to my first post clearly show it's not worth even trying. By his logic "Vaccines are good, because shit smells like lilies" is a valid argument. I wanted to check how open-minded people here truly are and I've got disappointed. I'll just add vaccines to the list of subjects I automatically skip, just so I won't have to get stressed by their bullshit and they can circlejerk in peace.

Look, now idiots with complete lack of reading comprehension try to convince me that the arguments I use to support vaccines are real. Because I use these argument while thinking they're bullshit. Damn, I'm really tempted to delete this post just so they will shut up. I expected negative feedback, but not this level of stupidity. I'm getting angry over meaningless bullshit on the Internet, great.
#121 - bobtehsnail (02/04/2015) [-]
Yoooo. I respect your opinion; don't get vaccines if you want. I read through some of the layers, and couldn't find people that could actually support their answer, so I'll put up information that is factual and some that I thiiink is why some people may develop autism while others don't.

So vaccines are pretty much just super weakened versions of the disease. Its weak enough that your body destroys it pretty damn quickly, making your body stronger to disease and also having it 'remember' it so if it encounters it again, it can defend itself without any deadly issues.

The reason why there's a new flu shot every year is because diseases can mutate. They never stay the same. Which is why there's no vaccine for the common cold, because its a different sickness everytime.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herd_immunity

Herd immunity is pretty much the overall immunity of people in a group. Imagine if lets say 90 people in a group are immune to small pox or some shit. 3 aren't vaccinated while 7 are infected. Those who are immune are just that, so its much harder for the disease to spread between them, which in turn protects those that are not vaccinated. Now imagine if over 50 are not immune. It would spread quite quickly within that group, despite some being immune.

Another reason to get your shots is to protect those who cannot. A young baby perhaps, or someone elderly. Or someone who doesn't have a strong immune system, which means that they could die because they came into contact with these diseases. You not only protect yourself but those around you. It is literally a lifesaver.

So I'm guessing some people become autistic because of being allergic to something within the vaccine. Something goes wrong. And unfortunately, not everyone can know what they're allergic to. A sad reminder is Monty Oum...

But that doesn't mean everyone will. Its safer to get the vaccine then not, because if you do catch a disease that is extremely deadly, and it happens to mutate into something that bypasses what you are already immune to, you screw not only yourself but everyone else. Seriously, black plague no fun. I can live without experiencing that.
#31 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2015 on Alpha as fuck +4
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#58 - Squidgirl is a good anime. Please don't ruin it for people…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/04/2015 on Accurate +5
#65 - invaderfromthesea (02/04/2015) [-]
Don't worry, it was my last attempt at checking are people here can be called reasonable. Because, honestly, look how much hatred has caused a simple, innocent attempt at justifying parents. I'd collect less red thumbs if I'd say vaccines are evil and cause cancer, because I'd be considered a troll.

I respect people who just red thumb opinion they hate and leave it alone. The ones who are ready to discuss are even better, because they show that not only they disagree, but also have arguments. I love arguments. Then there are people who just stop and insult you. Why? For what purpose? Calling someone retarded doesn't disprove his opinion, no matter how stupid it is. It's only making you look like an asshole.

If it'll cheer you up, this "retarded opinion" isn't my opinion. It was my attempt at understanding the reasoning behind parents who refuse to vaccinate children. I can't blame anyone for thinking it was my opinion, because I stated it like one, so people will be more willing to seriously answer. After 13 hours, it was definitely a mistake. As I've written in my first post, people make mistakes.

You're also right, I shouldn't bring politically incorrect opinions on themed account. It will cause bad correlations not only with Ika, but anime and other themed accounts as well. I promise I'll do my best to refrain from posting anything that isn't purely for the sake of humor. FJ has turned into SJW battleground anyway, we need more laughter and less stupid politically incorrect bullshit.
#100 - Javapenguin (02/04/2015) [-]
It's okay, I too hate people that insult without posing a solid argument, and I too enjoy arguing.
You seem like an honest chap, and I apologize for any ill will I might have seemed to bear towards you.
The fact of the matter is, to survive in places like this, you must adapt.
You must be able to discern the things you want to say from the things that will be accepted.
I understand your trying to defend the parents. It's only natural since they are so hated in society these days. The thing is that you probably could have worded it a little better if you wanted some more positive feedback.
Everyone does make mistakes. This is quite true. But this is FJ. And one must tread lightly if they wish to receive the green. Any slight waver from popular opinion and into the red sea you go.
I find it best to just lie most of the time for thumb's sake. It's not really about making a difference, as much as it is understanding and making plays on internet-social queues for some pointless thumbs. I might have not actually believed you were a retard earlier, but adding that little spoiler in for the over-the-top people who DO think you are a retard might have gotten me a thumb. And isn't that all life is about on this site? Because lets face it, if you're actually trying to make a difference here in peoples opinions, you're better off going to tumblr. Cause if it ain't appealing, nobody gonna care.
User avatar #103 - invaderfromthesea (02/04/2015) [-]
Meh, it's not important anyway. I wanted to check how stupid people are here. One of the latest replies to my first post clearly show it's not worth even trying. By his logic "Vaccines are good, because shit smells like lilies" is a valid argument. I wanted to check how open-minded people here truly are and I've got disappointed. I'll just add vaccines to the list of subjects I automatically skip, just so I won't have to get stressed by their bullshit and they can circlejerk in peace.

Look, now idiots with complete lack of reading comprehension try to convince me that the arguments I use to support vaccines are real. Because I use these argument while thinking they're bullshit. Damn, I'm really tempted to delete this post just so they will shut up. I expected negative feedback, but not this level of stupidity. I'm getting angry over meaningless bullshit on the Internet, great.
#121 - bobtehsnail (02/04/2015) [-]
Yoooo. I respect your opinion; don't get vaccines if you want. I read through some of the layers, and couldn't find people that could actually support their answer, so I'll put up information that is factual and some that I thiiink is why some people may develop autism while others don't.

So vaccines are pretty much just super weakened versions of the disease. Its weak enough that your body destroys it pretty damn quickly, making your body stronger to disease and also having it 'remember' it so if it encounters it again, it can defend itself without any deadly issues.

The reason why there's a new flu shot every year is because diseases can mutate. They never stay the same. Which is why there's no vaccine for the common cold, because its a different sickness everytime.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herd_immunity

Herd immunity is pretty much the overall immunity of people in a group. Imagine if lets say 90 people in a group are immune to small pox or some shit. 3 aren't vaccinated while 7 are infected. Those who are immune are just that, so its much harder for the disease to spread between them, which in turn protects those that are not vaccinated. Now imagine if over 50 are not immune. It would spread quite quickly within that group, despite some being immune.

Another reason to get your shots is to protect those who cannot. A young baby perhaps, or someone elderly. Or someone who doesn't have a strong immune system, which means that they could die because they came into contact with these diseases. You not only protect yourself but those around you. It is literally a lifesaver.

So I'm guessing some people become autistic because of being allergic to something within the vaccine. Something goes wrong. And unfortunately, not everyone can know what they're allergic to. A sad reminder is Monty Oum...

But that doesn't mean everyone will. Its safer to get the vaccine then not, because if you do catch a disease that is extremely deadly, and it happens to mutate into something that bypasses what you are already immune to, you screw not only yourself but everyone else. Seriously, black plague no fun. I can live without experiencing that.
#25 - Comment deleted 02/04/2015 on Alpha as fuck +22
#23 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 02/04/2015 on Alpha as fuck 0
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#24 - Pengrove is his owner. He took too long. So he tore i… 02/04/2015 on Dogs gonna dog +2
#183 - Chobits mentioned. Swell with Chi. 02/03/2015 on Japanese Otaku +1
#159 - Mfw you forgot the Ex-Hentai addon.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on Top 5 Chrome Addons +1
User avatar #168 - goobyman (02/02/2015) [-]
nice one
#24 - It makes me slightly more comfortable than usual. 01/31/2015 on Hmm, Smells like dick.... 0
#41 - Honestly I liked both seasons I just had to… 01/28/2015 on 800 Year Old Bonsai Tree 0
#8 - Now they just need to add a tiny city at the bottom, get some …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/28/2015 on 800 Year Old Bonsai Tree +25
User avatar #28 - beroty (01/28/2015) [-]
does this also means that we are getting an edgy beta MC?
#25 - tonkkax (01/28/2015) [-]
I thought season 1 was pretty good
2 is fucking horrid though
User avatar #41 - Javapenguin (01/28/2015) [-]
Honestly I liked both seasons
I just had to appeal to the popular belief
for thumbs
#17 - anotheroneonearth (01/28/2015) [-]
Etrian Odyssey 5 looks decent
User avatar #11 - ishegura (01/28/2015) [-]
Does this mean we get tiny SuperAIDS and a Micro Deus-ex fairy?
#65 - As soon as I saw that picture I knew I needed to check the com… 01/28/2015 on Money talks again +1
#324 - I just now saw this. I love it.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on The Tale of Sweet Baby Toro 0
User avatar #325 - ledd (01/27/2015) [-]
Np man, use it at your will
#50 - He's Johnny Depp. He can act however the **** he wants. 01/26/2015 on Johnny is bae +1
#650 - Comment deleted 01/25/2015 on 4chin 0
#133 - I'd totally be a kamikaze given the chance. I'd be all l… 01/24/2015 on Be swept by the divine wind! 0
#273 - I only found 2 on exhentai. And they got ****** … 01/23/2015 on (untitled) 0
#271 - Jesus you weren't kidding about geiger counter. Are.…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #272 - thefates (01/23/2015) [-]
There's 3 I think. Use Pururin. Naughty.
User avatar #273 - Javapenguin (01/23/2015) [-]
I only found 2 on exhentai. And they got fuckin EVERYTHING there

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User avatar #36 - lolwtfbbqryan (02/24/2015) [-]
OKLAHOMA FRIEND
User avatar #35 - mrmojito (01/18/2014) [-]
thank you
User avatar #32 - tacobadger (10/19/2012) [-]
Are you ******* HAPPY
#34 to #33 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
psst, take this...




FOXXY, AWAAAAAAY! *woosh*
User avatar #31 - tacobadger (10/19/2012) [-]
you're
User avatar #22 to #23 - ocampo (03/16/2012) [-]
pony rule 34? o.O

i can provide a HUGE source.
User avatar #24 to #25 - ocampo (03/16/2012) [-]
do you hava a facebook page? it's a private group on there.
User avatar #25 to #26 - Javapenguin (03/16/2012) [-]
>.> can i not just have the link?
User avatar #26 to #27 - ocampo (03/16/2012) [-]
i have to invite you into the group. o.o
User avatar #27 to #28 - Javapenguin (03/16/2012) [-]
I do not trust you.
#28 to #29 - ocampo (03/16/2012) [-]
here is proof
User avatar #29 to #30 - Javapenguin (03/16/2012) [-]
Did you get the link?
User avatar #30 to #31 - ocampo (03/16/2012) [-]
i did. i sent you a friend request.
User avatar #18 - juanbalcknwhite (11/16/2011) [-]
you're on my list
User avatar #19 to #20 - Javapenguin (11/16/2011) [-]
For?
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