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Javapenguin

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:11/16/2010
Last Login:5/28/2016
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#13 - >grow up overweight >become jaded and cynical &g…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/30/2016 on Well said. +23
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#36 - talldumbdork (04/30/2016) [-]
Meth saved your life bro.
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#38 - Javapenguin (04/30/2016) [-]
I had been working out for a good 3 years in highschool before the meth.
Still weighed a good 250.
Meth dropped me to 150 and I've stayed around 160 ever since.
It may have saved my life and body but not my self esteem.
Imma jerk off to anime tiddies and spew juicy memes 4 lyfe bro
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#25 - platinumaltaria (04/30/2016) [-]
Have you tried not hating women?
#50 - anon (05/01/2016) [-]
Have you tried not attention whoring everywhere with your "i'm totally gonna kill myself guys i'm so depress xd being trans is so hard please feel sorry for me oh god" bullshit?
#46 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
have you tried not being trans
#23 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
>java in username
>anime profile pic

ye you gonna die a wizard
#18 - azzajack (04/30/2016) [-]
Story of my life bro.
#106 - found it  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2016 on Dank Webms #3 +4
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#112 - msparta (04/30/2016) [-]
I see, Dog is an instument too
#101 - WHAT IS THAT FROM ITS ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE  [+] (5 new replies) 04/30/2016 on Dank Webms #3 0
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#104 - msparta (04/30/2016) [-]
Undertale, might be a remix or using guitars and other instruments, probably last one
#106 - Javapenguin (04/30/2016) [-]
found it
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#112 - msparta (04/30/2016) [-]
I see, Dog is an instument too
#103 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
Overstory
#102 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
megavolania remix from undertale, probs find it on youtube m9
#36 - ha ha i love funny doctor show if you're smart …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2016 on Scrubs off of Netflix on May 2 0
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#49 - drturkleton (04/30/2016) [-]
Damn you..
#46 - captann (04/30/2016) [-]
I should have listened
I have marathon-ed this show at least 9 times and seen each episode a few more times than that and this still gets me
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#38 - AlexPaincakes (04/30/2016) [-]
I'm not a smart man..
#96 - SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2016 on CT's unseen comp part 29:... +20
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#112 - thegreentornado (04/30/2016) [-]
Do you understand?
#123 - systemofadiego (04/30/2016) [-]
here have this
#71 - NAVY SEAL COPYPASTA WHEN 04/30/2016 on /b/ raids a High School... +16
#50 - The Avengers are great and all, but someone should put togethe…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2016 on Comic Comp #17 Dr. Strange +1
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#64 - CherryYumDiddly (04/28/2016) [-]
don't forget Namor the Submariner. They could have a better name than "The Avengers" too, that makes it sound like they're avenging something that's already dead. It's more like they defend things. Maybe call them The Defenders?
#62 - finally someone understands the ******* point of the meme  [+] (7 new replies) 04/27/2016 on When you're flying around... +210
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#247 - liquidfunny (04/27/2016) [-]
but to this video, the people watching wouldnt even now it was the end to the gif, thinking something is going to happen after, being very cool, or very bad.
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#162 - comexx (04/27/2016) [-]
Seriously, too many of them stop after the impact.
#156 - anon (04/27/2016) [-]
since when the fuck have memes had any other purpose than to make us laugh?
#159 - anon (04/27/2016) [-]
I think he means correct context. It's like when people post puffin on a clearly popular opinion.

"To be continued" is supposed to show up before the result, it's sort of the point.
#245 - anon (04/27/2016) [-]
that's not the point of the meme though it's just what makes it funny.
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#183 - neostar (04/27/2016) [-]
Exactly. They show up just before it happens, when you can see it coming, or immediately as the bad thing starts to happen
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#47 - Picture 04/26/2016 on Here To Cheer You On! 0
#86 - "In the event of a storm the floats WILL GET SO MUCH MORE… 04/26/2016 on Kinetic Power Station +9
#55 - NAVY SEAL COPYPASTA WHEN 04/26/2016 on /b/ School Anonymous Report +4
#31 - >didnt start jerking off at 10  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2016 on When I grow up +9
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#32 - batmanuel (04/25/2016) [-]
Nope. I was a very late bloomer in that regard, although, ironically, I've been shaving since I was 12.
#37 - artimax (04/25/2016) [-]
good to know
#9 - India, 2022 Superpower by day Powerless at night  [+] (12 new replies) 04/25/2016 on 24-4-2016 +522
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#93 - xXMAQXx (04/26/2016) [-]
then at least at night they wouldn't be able to see how bad it smells over there
#108 - twistedkidcontent (04/26/2016) [-]
I don't think that's how smells work.
#68 - izdubar (04/26/2016) [-]
Loo-less 24/7
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#49 - lazysans (04/26/2016) [-]
its not like they could find a way to store the excess power
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#34 - jamesten (04/25/2016) [-]
except they also use fecal power
it can power their entire country and the entirety of china
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#56 - IHaveADHD (04/26/2016) [-]
Our current sewer systems make a shit ton of methane (natural gas), but from what I know, we just vent it, it's kind of just a by-product of the process of treating sewage water.
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#36 - blackmageewizardt (04/25/2016) [-]
> Indians devolping the secrets of Biogas

Oh my god... we can not stop them, shitting will rule the world.
#32 - anon (04/25/2016) [-]
The solarpanels charge up "batteries." Dumbass
#40 - anon (04/25/2016) [-]
Actually no. If you're talking of a domestic, private owned system, then yes, but on a large scale you can't use batteries because it would simply be too expensive. The best way we've found to store energy so far is to use excess electricity to pump water to a higher elevation by day, so you can let it drop and run turbines by night.
#43 - anon (04/25/2016) [-]
www.teslamotors.com/powerwall
get like 90000000 of these babies
#46 - anon (04/26/2016) [-]
Whoa, these are nice! In 30 years maybe most new homes in developed countries will have these.
#10 - anon (04/25/2016) [-]
Turn their wagon wheels into poo powered paddle wheels. Problem solved.
#13 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2016 on SMEAGOL WANTS THE PRECIOUS!! +15
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#38 - What have you faggots DONE TO ME  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2016 on bad product +6
#71 - wazoowonseventeen (04/22/2016) [-]
#100 - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE MAKE A FEEL GOOD EDIT  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2016 on Animal Vines 6 +3
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#118 - boarderlinegreat (04/21/2016) [-]
I saw that already here on FJ somewhere
#38 - i could buy a taco or something  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2016 on Conspiracy +7
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#39 - dmkstarstar (04/21/2016) [-]
I guess that works too.
#183 - lovin' all these punpun reaction images lately 04/21/2016 on Hilumoun Kagaytho Wedacke +1
#35 - if i had a nickel for every time i've heard/experienced that  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2016 on Conspiracy +5
#37 - dmkstarstar (04/21/2016) [-]
You'd still be a poor fuck?
#38 - Javapenguin (04/21/2016) [-]
i could buy a taco or something
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#39 - dmkstarstar (04/21/2016) [-]
I guess that works too.
#14 - Met a girl from okcupid one time. Seemed cool. 7.5/10…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2016 on 304 0
#20 - anon (04/19/2016) [-]
Being proud of it when they're around people they don't want to fuck while being ashamed of it when they're around people they want to fuck. Really not that hard to decipher.
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#16 - phoenix grinder (04/19/2016) [-]
somewhere, a sjw's head just exploded
#12 - You can have the sex with me.   Money bac… 04/19/2016 on 269 +1
#64 - >box full of dead animals 04/19/2016 on reclaimed lost baggage. 0
#39 - the woman works in her own way  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2016 on 314 +7
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#40 - kaisertwo (04/19/2016) [-]
Mind if I borrow this?
#11 - fairy bread is literally just bread butter and sprinkles anyon… 04/16/2016 on 724 0
#23 - Go to zoo Find koalas In a tree "How's it han…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2016 on Is it me? +40
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#32 - mrsixinch (04/15/2016) [-]
Gabe!
#24 - anon (04/15/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**but koalas are the dumbest mammal on Earth, If you put the eucalyptus leaves on a plate and feed it to them, they will have no fucking idea what to do with the leaves. So it probably have no idea what u r saying
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#46 to #45 - Javapenguin (09/21/2015) [-]
The one person who actually posted real nipple clamps.

I applaud you, sir.
#44 - thingsthatwhoosh (09/21/2015) [-]
Nipple Clamps
#43 - wowurlooking (09/21/2015) [-]
Nipple Clamps
#42 - archerthefolf (09/21/2015) [-]
Nipple Clamps
#41 - approximatelykaine (09/21/2015) [-]
Nipple clamps
#40 - jimmyers (09/21/2015) [-]
Nipple Clamps
#39 - stilch ONLINE (09/21/2015) [-]
Nipple Clamps
#37 - Pyromie ONLINE (09/20/2015) [-]
nipple clamps
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#36 - lolwtfbbqryan (02/24/2015) [-]
OKLAHOMA FRIEND
#35 - mrmojito (01/18/2014) [-]
thank you
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