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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:11/16/2010
Last Login:7/01/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7207
Comment Ranking:#1002
Highest Content Rank:#938
Highest Comment Rank:#274
Content Thumbs: 10731 total,  12525 ,  1794
Comment Thumbs: 20173 total,  23622 ,  3449
Content Level Progress: 60% (60/100)
Level 199 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 200 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 95.7% (957/1000)
Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:9
Content Views:392810
Times Content Favorited:723 times
Total Comments Made:4463
FJ Points:10979
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#1 - Because there's nothing more rewarding than blowing a piece of…  [+] (2 new replies) 16 hours ago on blowjob +11
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#3 - hellomynameisbill (7 hours ago) [-]
It's the exoskeleton of an insect
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#2 - loganmadder (16 hours ago) [-]
The reward is that you don't get what I assume is a giant dead bug in the back of your throat
#6 - by far the best mention list ive subbed to  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on Getting caught eating on a... +9
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#9 - lirfy (17 hours ago) [-]
Subbing to the channel is even better
#3 - why is all the good furry gay  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2016 on Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda,... +7
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#31 - knjklj (06/29/2016) [-]
Ask the people who commission such gay things. Artists just follow such... "trend".
#48 - nor is there a medium for the sound of screaming to be transfe…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2016 on Eceived Kittilsey Dioryigue -1
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#58 - logickid (06/26/2016) [-]
you can hear youself tho, in space, cause of how sound works, and if you emit sound yourself, you also vibrate
#10 - Comment deleted 06/25/2016 on Au Naturale +1
#2 - Ah such a good movie.  [+] (25 new replies) 06/25/2016 on And Good Show, Ol' Chap +122
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#20 - dbqpdb (06/25/2016) [-]
I like movies where comedy actors do serious roles. Favorite has to be Stranger Than Fiction
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#35 - yunoknow (06/25/2016) [-]
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is my all time favorite movie. Jim Carrey was heartrendingly fantastic in it.
#3 - kroblox (06/25/2016) [-]
what is it?
#45 - anon (06/25/2016) [-]
The Truman Show .
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#34 - buggybman (06/25/2016) [-]
mega.nz/#F!wEp1SZYK!ysL3IQLyFM1B9vyomKf38w
If you want to download it
#46 - kroblox (06/25/2016) [-]
thanks man will prob watch it 2morrow
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#15 - nocturnalemission (06/25/2016) [-]
Careful now, it has potential to scar you for life.
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#22 - obviousxplains (06/25/2016) [-]
After you watch it you'll add it to the list of possible reasons for certain events in your life
"im in the matrix" "Im in a dream like inception" "im a fictional character in a book" etc
#4 - stalini (06/25/2016) [-]
truman's show you dumb fuck
#21 - robuntu (06/25/2016) [-]
Psttt....the movie is nearly 20 years old. Most of FJ is younger than that movie.

Cut them some slack.
#5 - kroblox (06/25/2016) [-]
thanks you edgy cockhead
#14 - sdziscool (06/25/2016) [-]
And here we see FJ comments in their natural habitat.
#6 - stalini (06/25/2016) [-]
how the fuck was that edgy?
#7 - kroblox (06/25/2016) [-]
insults out of the blue asking source is bretty common round here you know
#8 - stalini (06/25/2016) [-]
Depends on what you ask source for. You should have known about Truman's show.
#9 - kroblox (06/25/2016) [-]
according to you..
#10 - stalini (06/25/2016) [-]
FUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOU, HOW OLD ARE YOU? EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT MOVIE, EVERYBODY. AND I DONT EVEN LIVE IN A WESTERN COUNTRY
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#32 - FrankReal (06/25/2016) [-]
STOP KNOWING WHAT I DONT KNOW
#33 - stalini (06/25/2016) [-]
you mean the opposite..
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#23 - alarubra (06/25/2016) [-]
Were you dropped on your head a lot as a child?
#28 - stalini (06/25/2016) [-]
rude
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#29 - alarubra (06/25/2016) [-]
I'll take that as, "I asked my mom, but she was apparently blackout drunk the whole time."
#30 - stalini (06/25/2016) [-]
ruuude
#11 - kroblox (06/25/2016) [-]
inb4 youre not edgy
i know it exists just never watched it
#12 - stalini (06/25/2016) [-]
well, fix it now and tell me when you do!
#38 - Picture 06/25/2016 on Dank Webms #11 0
#58 - best manta ray edit 06/24/2016 on Random shit on my phone 72 +22
#114 - It's like cancerous undertale fandom except for a few specific…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2016 on not amused +6
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#156 - saxong (06/24/2016) [-]
I also really enjoy that the fans have turned 76 from this tortured, guilty soul to a middle-class dad. Not being sarcastic, I super duper 110% enjoy Dad76
#12 - Picture 06/24/2016 on yellow +3