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Javapenguin

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:11/16/2010
Last Login:7/30/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#3745
Highest Content Rank:#938
Highest Comment Rank:#274
Content Thumbs: 10731 total,  12525 ,  1794
Comment Thumbs: 20245 total,  23698 ,  3453
Content Level Progress: 60% (60/100)
Level 199 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 200 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 2.9% (29/1000)
Level 317 Comments: Wizard → Level 318 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:9
Content Views:392895
Times Content Favorited:723 times
Total Comments Made:4470
FJ Points:11033
Favorite Tags: You (13) | the (12) | Love (11) | i (10) | game (9) | The Game (4) | are (3) | Cake (3) | is (3) | lol (3) | a (2) | cat (2) | Even (2) | fourchan (2) | Gay (2) | league (2) | me (2) | niggers (2) | sad (2) | toro (2)

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    The Tale of Sweet Baby Toro The Tale of Sweet Baby Toro
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latest user's comments

#199 - I have a black friend who is a therapist. If anyone shot … 07/23/2016 on "why are people mad and... +1
#65 - There's nothing danker than death 07/19/2016 on crawling in my skin 0
#63 - Liked a girl from my summer internship. She has a boyfrien…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2016 on crawling in my skin +1
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#186 - darksideofthebeast (07/20/2016) [-]
Don't fucking give up, faggot.
Go get her back, you can do it.
No, it's not normal to wish for death everyday, but I do it too.
But don't let a girl who you could still get back let you feel down.
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#80 - cognosceteipsum (07/19/2016) [-]
that's pretty normal I'd say. nothing to worry about
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#72 - njall (07/19/2016) [-]
For fuck's sake man, no, it's not normal to wish for death every day of your life.
Fuck your friends and fuck anyone that tells you that.

Talk to your parents, speak them about how you feel and seek professional help.

My first love died on my arms. Believe when i tell you, that some kinds of pain do not get better and do not fucking go away with time.

I tried to bear it all by myself and just shrug it.
It almost killed me.
Don't fucking do that.
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#68 - sansastark (07/19/2016) [-]
Please go and see a counsillor. If your problems really are this bad you need the kind of help and guidance that friends and family just aren't able to provide
#79 - All these beautiful girls is really helping my crippling lonliness 07/11/2016 on pretty girls with pretty hair 0
#19 - >opened link >saw geigar counter >"oh ye… 07/07/2016 on HEHEYEAH BOI! +5
#14 - you can't say that and not post source  [+] (5 new replies) 07/06/2016 on HEHEYEAH BOI! 0
#17 - fantasticfox (07/06/2016) [-]
I got put on a watch list searching this for you. I hope your happy
www.tsumino.com/Book/Info/6461/1/geiger-counter
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#27 - commbolt (07/11/2016) [-]
I couldn't help but click that link.
Am i pepsi now
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#22 - alecsucks (07/07/2016) [-]
We have all been on a list for a very long time
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#19 - Javapenguin (07/07/2016) [-]
>opened link
>saw geigar counter
>"oh yeah he's right, that was a good one"
>realization

#18 - tsumino (07/06/2016) [-]
Dirty Old Man and loli combination makes me sad.
#12 - My boss snuck up on me on the bus while i was reading that. …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2016 on You probably already know... 0
#14 - kinginthenorth (07/02/2016) [-]
Why would you download porn on the bus? The free wifi's has got to be really good in order to risk being seen.
#1 - Because there's nothing more rewarding than blowing a piece of…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2016 on blowjob +72
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#3 - hellomynameisbill (07/01/2016) [-]
It's the exoskeleton of an insect
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#2 - loganmadder (07/01/2016) [-]
The reward is that you don't get what I assume is a giant dead bug in the back of your throat
#6 - by far the best mention list ive subbed to  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2016 on Getting caught eating on a... +13
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#9 - lirfy (07/01/2016) [-]
Subbing to the channel is even better
#3 - why is all the good furry gay  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2016 on Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda,... +7
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#31 - knjklj (06/29/2016) [-]
Ask the people who commission such gay things. Artists just follow such... "trend".