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Gender: male
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:12/13/2009
Last Login:7/11/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5659
Comment Ranking:#27080
Highest Content Rank:#724
Highest Comment Rank:#86
Content Thumbs: 9209 total,  10266 ,  1057
Comment Thumbs: 8086 total,  10391 ,  2305
Content Level Progress: 16% (16/100)
Level 191 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 192 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 82% (82/100)
Level 280 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 281 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:4
Content Views:107404
Times Content Favorited:1015 times
Total Comments Made:3858
FJ Points:7986
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#29 - Better question: Why doesn't he need a second set of glasses?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2009 on Epic Win +10
#31 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
Best question: What came first, the Chicken or the Egg?
#33 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
Best answer: There was a mutated egg of the red rainforest fowl which hatched and became a chicken.


Also more sunglasses=awesomer

2 sunglasses=2x the awesome
#22 - He's not sure.. He's captain obvious 12/16/2009 on 9 years old! +1
#44 - SPARTA!!!!  [+] (7 new replies) 12/16/2009 on Five Surgeons +2
#47 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
HURR DERP DERP
User avatar #61 - shorkian (12/16/2009) [-]
PINGAS!
#63 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
flying monkeys :D
#92 - anonymous (12/17/2009) [-]
"cries" you have made breaking combos no fun..
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#95 - anonymous (12/17/2009) [-]
were no strangers to loooove
User avatar #107 - JoeTheRooster (12/19/2009) [-]
You know the rules and so do I!
#104 - anonymous (12/17/2009) [-]
no you
#114 - Ok.. when I get a kill order on you I'll remember not to hesit… 12/16/2009 on Don't We All? 0
#36 - Who here thinks of God having Morgan Freemans voice?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2009 on How it really happened +10
#44 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
I can never think of god having any other voice again.
User avatar #57 - Anzc (12/16/2009) [-]
I think of God as some nerd playing Zoo Tycoon.
And were the animals.
#48 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
i think god has a voice of the guy from transporter, then having a black suit and having a go tee going "nuna nun nun nuna nun nun nuna nun nun nuna nun" everytime a war starts.
#187 - The real number is OVER 9000!!!!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2009 on coincidence? +1
User avatar #197 - xXxgothxlovexXx (12/16/2009) [-]
WHAT 9000!?!?!?!?!
#26 - No the guy thought about Chuck Norris thinking about kicking him.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2009 on Chuck Norris -9
#28 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
I'm thinking about Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking me in the face! *head explodes*
#29 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
fear the powers of chuck norris, and behold his power to kill you by thi-- *splat*

hah captcha: ditto
#30 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
chuck norris is nothing compared to....DR TRAN!!!
#137 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
correction - chuck norris is nothing
#3 - wow thank you captain obvious for pointing that out.. I don't … 12/15/2009 on Red Ring of Death Rage 0
#26 - OVER 9000 POUNDS!!!!!!!!! 12/15/2009 on Teabagging +7
#25 - Perhaps it isn't tied to either of those 0.o 12/15/2009 on Teabagging +3
#75 - How were you able to find this picture of Rosie O' Donnel as a… 12/15/2009 on Congratulations +5
#78 - he probably divided by zero 12/15/2009 on Barney = Satan +4
#67 - What the **** ?!?!?! I'm Jason Bourne!!!  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2009 on Barney = Satan 0
#81 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
go to hell this conversation is over
#74 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
you all are idiots
every one still thinks 666 is the number of the devil
you all are dipshits
here is a link, and its legit
htt p:/ [url deleted] Number_of_the_Beast
http :/ /ww w . [url deleted] . htm
#77 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
You're a fucktard and I hope you realize it
#60 - I don't shut the **** up. I just kill people that…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/15/2009 on Barney = Satan +8
#62 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
THIS IS MADNESS!
#85 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
this is madness you say, THIS IS SPARTA
#65 - ArtistStallion (12/15/2009) [-]
NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
User avatar #67 - JasonBourne (12/15/2009) [-]
What the fuck?!?!?! I'm Jason Bourne!!!
#81 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
go to hell this conversation is over
#74 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
you all are idiots
every one still thinks 666 is the number of the devil
you all are dipshits
here is a link, and its legit
htt p:/ [url deleted] Number_of_the_Beast
http :/ /ww w . [url deleted] . htm
#77 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
You're a fucktard and I hope you realize it
#40 - Spelling feat wrong: achievement unlocked  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2009 on sexistcomputerrepost 0
#45 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
You can't spell "Feat" without "Eat"!...






...wait...
#56 - Why are you still on this internet?? What part of "get of…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/15/2009 on Barney = Satan +8
#59 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
and wat part of "shut the fuck up" dont u understand
User avatar #60 - JasonBourne (12/15/2009) [-]
I don't shut the fuck up. I just kill people that disagree with me.. Now once more I am telling you.. GET OFF THIS INTERNET!!
#62 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
THIS IS MADNESS!
#85 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
this is madness you say, THIS IS SPARTA
#65 - ArtistStallion (12/15/2009) [-]
NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
User avatar #67 - JasonBourne (12/15/2009) [-]
What the fuck?!?!?! I'm Jason Bourne!!!
#81 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
go to hell this conversation is over
#74 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
you all are idiots
every one still thinks 666 is the number of the devil
you all are dipshits
here is a link, and its legit
htt p:/ [url deleted] Number_of_the_Beast
http :/ /ww w . [url deleted] . htm
#77 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
You're a fucktard and I hope you realize it
#49 - 666 is the sign of the devil. Now get off this internet  [+] (11 new replies) 12/15/2009 on Barney = Satan +17
#55 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
no i like [url deleted] its awesome and funny and has junk
so shut the fuck up
User avatar #56 - JasonBourne (12/15/2009) [-]
Why are you still on this internet?? What part of "get off this internet" did you not understand??
#59 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
and wat part of "shut the fuck up" dont u understand
User avatar #60 - JasonBourne (12/15/2009) [-]
I don't shut the fuck up. I just kill people that disagree with me.. Now once more I am telling you.. GET OFF THIS INTERNET!!
#62 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
THIS IS MADNESS!
#85 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
this is madness you say, THIS IS SPARTA
#65 - ArtistStallion (12/15/2009) [-]
NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
User avatar #67 - JasonBourne (12/15/2009) [-]
What the fuck?!?!?! I'm Jason Bourne!!!
#81 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
go to hell this conversation is over
#74 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
you all are idiots
every one still thinks 666 is the number of the devil
you all are dipshits
here is a link, and its legit
htt p:/ [url deleted] Number_of_the_Beast
http :/ /ww w . [url deleted] . htm
#77 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
You're a fucktard and I hope you realize it
#115 - It's that third year that gets ya.. Thats how long it took mine 12/15/2009 on Xbox Vs Nintendo +1
#114 - Ever play uncharted? 12/15/2009 on Xbox Vs Nintendo 0
#61 - THIS.. 12/14/2009 on Wrong Theatre +4
#55 - No... That movie IS SPARTA!!!!  [+] (4 new replies) 12/14/2009 on Wrong Theatre +1
#70 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
Actually the movie was 300 :)
User avatar #76 - Ashtwofourthree (12/15/2009) [-]
actually, you were thinking of caketown
#80 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
no, no, its actually devil wears prada.
User avatar #111 - RJstacy (12/15/2009) [-]
no you were thinking of that christmas special about spartans
#69 - are you dead yet? 12/14/2009 on Engrish 0
#17 - Batman's mommy misses the goddamn Batman!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2009 on Falcon Kick 0
#29 - anonymous (12/15/2009) [-]
too bad captain falcon just kneed goddam batman 60 miles across town and out the wall...
#145 - No even worse!!! ITS COKE MIXED WITH PEPSI!!!!!!!!  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2009 on hehe popcorn +8
User avatar #165 - SignirSol (12/20/2009) [-]
NO! *slap* that is not okay! we do NOT play god!
#152 - anonymous (12/14/2009) [-]
wat if its tab
#148 - anonymous (12/14/2009) [-]
OH GOD NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#204 - Hi Billy Mays here to let you know that for this special tv of…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2009 on Pens +1
#214 - anonymous (12/14/2009) [-]
Nooo!! It's a trap!! He doesn't know it himself, but he's Jason Bourne, not Billy Mays! Do not go near him!!

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