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Date Signed Up:10/19/2010
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Comment Ranking:#6970
Highest Content Rank:#6637
Highest Comment Rank:#2362
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Content Views:44942
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Total Comments Made:7577
FJ Points:1577
Meelo is a r00dboi who edited my info.

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#67 - I have a fast metabolism, snacking doesn't work. 04/30/2014 on How could you possibly be... 0
#21 - I weight 65KG at 182cm. I am on the border of underwe…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/30/2014 on How could you possibly be... 0
User avatar #28 - goldenfairy (04/30/2014) [-]
On top of your regular meals you need to keep eating snacks.
Stuff your stomach till it starts to feel uncomfortable and keep snacking to maintain it's fullness. It'll cause your stomach to stretch and you'll be able to eat more resulting in more calories.
User avatar #67 - JariWeis (04/30/2014) [-]
I have a fast metabolism, snacking doesn't work.
User avatar #27 - umaya (04/30/2014) [-]
Im the same, if you eat 3 meals a day and are full at the end of them dont worry about your weight, i used to, but its stayed at 65 for years and i cant seem to change it at all.
User avatar #68 - JariWeis (04/30/2014) [-]
I mainly eat 2 or 3, because I can't eat breakfast. Can't get food through my fucking throat at 6-7am. I do catch up by eating at 10am sometimes, then at 1pm and then at 6pm.
User avatar #70 - umaya (05/01/2014) [-]
i was the same with breakfast too, i used to skip it and have a meal a few hours after dinner.
#19 - Going about on the pictures posted, I'd say it's on top of a c… 04/29/2014 on Reusing Old Woods Pallets 0
#24 - That DOES explain it.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2014 on Units of measurement 0
#25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/29/2014) [-]
Just doing my FJ-duty mister, have a nice day.
May your future anons be as helpful as I hopefully was.
#41 - zuskashiki meikukiari 04/29/2014 on like a post apocalyptic ninja 0
#14 - That explains a lot. No, it doesn't  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Units of measurement 0
#23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/29/2014) [-]
It's just a little kid eating cereal and he's also 'feeding' his toy shark cereal.
User avatar #24 - JariWeis (04/29/2014) [-]
That DOES explain it.
#25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/29/2014) [-]
Just doing my FJ-duty mister, have a nice day.
May your future anons be as helpful as I hopefully was.
#9 - Looks weird AF. 04/29/2014 on My new hero +1
#7 - Link?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2014 on poopman 0
User avatar #60 - colegaleener (04/29/2014) [-]
look^^
#78 - I didnt read everything, no. 04/27/2014 on ▒blackgirlsbelike 0
#53 - IDK if Albino is a skin disease or a general condition, but ye…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on ▒blackgirlsbelike 0
#54 - phinkles (04/27/2014) [-]
It's genetic, it also affects hair and eye color
yes, I just googled the picture
#46 - Atleast one of those "mixed children" has a skin dis…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/27/2014 on ▒blackgirlsbelike +3
User avatar #77 - forsakenas (04/27/2014) [-]
Vitiligo is actually adressed in the picture, I guess you just didn't bother to read.
User avatar #78 - JariWeis (04/27/2014) [-]
I didnt read everything, no.
User avatar #49 - phinkles (04/27/2014) [-]
the girl 3 pictures down on the left is an albino.
User avatar #53 - JariWeis (04/27/2014) [-]
IDK if Albino is a skin disease or a general condition, but yes, she is.
#54 - phinkles (04/27/2014) [-]
It's genetic, it also affects hair and eye color
yes, I just googled the picture
#45 - Oh, okay. Allrighty then, carry on. 04/25/2014 on OP the delivery-boy 0
#35 - Where do you get the money? Are you rich or something?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2014 on OP the delivery-boy -1
User avatar #43 - UnaOWNED (04/25/2014) [-]
I sell drugs.
User avatar #45 - JariWeis (04/25/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
Allrighty then, carry on.
#11 - The L and R buttons can function as those. Boot it from yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on Do Want! 0
#12 - ripgeckosncherios (04/25/2014) [-]
makes sense, thanks for pointing that out
#2 - The last 5 lines of that greentext gave me cancer. 04/24/2014 on Can't argue with that 0
#4 - Top left, top right and right underneath the 2005 (the last on…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Do Want! +1
#10 - ripgeckosncherios (04/25/2014) [-]
start/select?
User avatar #11 - JariWeis (04/25/2014) [-]
The L and R buttons can function as those.
Boot it from your phone once with all the buttons, edit the options and you're good to go.
#12 - ripgeckosncherios (04/25/2014) [-]
makes sense, thanks for pointing that out
#24 - Nice ******** . I've had both sides, nVidia is… 04/24/2014 on oh mama... +5
#50 - Hmm, that could be true. Thanks! Obligatory "ca… 04/23/2014 on Is this how admin gets to... +1
#8 - "And you can go for longer" Well, excuuuuuu…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Is this how admin gets to... 0
User avatar #12 - somethingpants (04/22/2014) [-]
Pretty sure they meant you can go for longer than you would running normally
User avatar #50 - JariWeis (04/23/2014) [-]
Hmm, that could be true.
Thanks! Obligatory "call you a faggot because your opinion on the internet is different" faggot.
User avatar #15 - gayboard (04/23/2014) [-]
But then just get a bike.

Get tired? You have a seat to sit on.
User avatar #17 - somethingpants (04/23/2014) [-]
I don't pretend to know why someone would buy it, just why it's somehow preferable to running despite looking retarded as hell.
#13 - Basically, yes. 04/22/2014 on PS4 vs Xbox One vs PC 0
#2 - Also; Tomb Raider the definitive edition is giving the console…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2014 on PS4 vs Xbox One vs PC +3
#5 - afireinsidebrad (04/21/2014) [-]
and is also a big fucking ripoff from what ive heard
User avatar #13 - JariWeis (04/22/2014) [-]
Basically, yes.
#898668 - True, but I like it. He has a ******* charact… 04/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#898654 - To a certain degree the statement is right, it added more lore…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #898662 - ghostninja (04/21/2014) [-]
John didn't need fucking charcter

He was given charcter by being a walking tlaking killing machine
User avatar #898668 - JariWeis (04/21/2014) [-]
True, but I like it.
He has a fucking character, it's there in the books.
Adding this to the games made them have more depth, which is awesome.
#898617 - The multiplayer wasn't really Halo, IMO. But you're right,…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #898642 - ghostninja (04/21/2014) [-]
You do know he's fucking around right?
User avatar #898654 - JariWeis (04/21/2014) [-]
To a certain degree the statement is right, it added more lore about John himself than any of the games before, maybe even than all of them together.
User avatar #898662 - ghostninja (04/21/2014) [-]
John didn't need fucking charcter

He was given charcter by being a walking tlaking killing machine
User avatar #898668 - JariWeis (04/21/2014) [-]
True, but I like it.
He has a fucking character, it's there in the books.
Adding this to the games made them have more depth, which is awesome.
User avatar #898641 - imnotkickthecat (04/21/2014) [-]
im sure they will bring her back. some crazy way like she downloaded herself into the diadect's armor or something like that.
#898615 - -I got Halo 4's Limited Edition, that was definitely worth it.… 04/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#864 - meelo (05/29/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #865 to #864 - JariWeis (05/29/2014) [-]
Kden
User avatar #860 - feferest (02/26/2014) [-]
Jari plz reply
User avatar #863 to #862 - feferest (02/26/2014) [-]
nop
User avatar #861 to #860 - JariWeis (02/26/2014) [-]
Hi, sorry, was in a game ;/
User avatar #859 - meelo (01/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #858 - meelo (01/09/2014) [-]
r00dboi
kun
jij
op
steam
komen?
User avatar #857 - meelo (12/28/2013) [-]
Get up, get up, get up, get up!
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!
Oh, baby now let's get down tonight
Ooh baby, I'm hot just like an oven
I need some lovin'
And baby, I can't hold it much longer
It's getting stronger and stronger
And when I get that feeling
I want sexual healing
Sexual healing, oh baby
Makes me feel so fine
Helps to relieve my mind
Sexual healing baby, is good for me
Sexual healing is something that's good for me
Whenever blue teardrops are fallin'
And my emotional stability is leaving me
There is something I can do
I can get on the telephone and call you up baby
And honey I know you'll be there to relieve me
The love you give to me will free me
If you don't know the thing you're dealing
Ohh I can tell you, darling, that it's sexual healing
Get up, get up, get up, get up
Let's make love tonight
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up
User avatar #856 - meelo (12/28/2013) [-]
Weigh-hay and up she rises
Weigh-hay and up she rises
Weigh-hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!

What will we do with a drunken sailor,
What will we do with a drunken sailor.
What will we do with a drunken sailor,
Early in the morning?

Put 'em in the scuppers with a hose pipe on him,
Put 'em in the scuppers with a hose pipe on him,
Put 'em in the scuppers with a hose pipe on him,
Early in the morning!


Put him in the brig until he's sober,
Put him in the brig until he’s sober,
Put him in the brig until he's sober,
Early in the morning!

User avatar #855 - meelo (12/28/2013) [-]
watchu gon do bout it fagit
User avatar #854 - meelo (12/28/2013) [-]
hoerenjong
User avatar #853 to #852 - JariWeis (12/17/2013) [-]
100 stemmen
User avatar #849 - meelo (11/14/2013) [-]
hahahahah
User avatar #850 to #849 - JariWeis (11/14/2013) [-]
r00d


User avatar #851 to #850 - meelo (11/14/2013) [-]
4gib mij
User avatar #847 - meelo (11/06/2013) [-]
f e a r 3
User avatar #848 to #847 - JariWeis (11/06/2013) [-]
C O D Ghosts
User avatar #845 - meelo (11/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #844 - meelo (11/06/2013) [-]
much knipper
User avatar #842 - meelo (11/06/2013) [-]
faggot
User avatar #838 - meelo (09/25/2013) [-]
2blauw5mij
User avatar #839 to #838 - JariWeis (09/26/2013) [-]
5 mei.

En nee, het is nog geen bevrijdingsdag.
User avatar #840 to #839 - meelo (09/26/2013) [-]
bevrijdingsdag
bevrijding
vrijding
vrij
IJ

bevreiding idioot
User avatar #836 - ied (07/27/2013) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #837 to #836 - JariWeis (07/27/2013) [-]
Hope you can do something with it ;p
#829 - angelooo (07/14/2013) [-]
Iz da ritz 4 sail?
User avatar #830 to #829 - JariWeis (07/14/2013) [-]
D3p3ndz 0n th3 1t3m, n1gg4
User avatar #831 to #830 - angelooo (07/14/2013) [-]
eye g0t$ da Hierophant card
User avatar #832 to #831 - JariWeis (07/14/2013) [-]
Nah man, trying to get rid of my card aswell.
User avatar #833 to #832 - angelooo (07/14/2013) [-]
What about phanacts horned thing item?
User avatar #834 to #833 - JariWeis (07/14/2013) [-]
How much would you want for that?
User avatar #835 to #834 - angelooo (07/14/2013) [-]
I'm not sure, I don't know what it's worth in Rits I'll ask
User avatar #828 - vegeta (07/09/2013) [-]
thank you much
I just wish it would fill the hole in my heart of missing it.
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User avatar #826 to #825 - JariWeis (06/24/2013) [-]
Cheers, mate!
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