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#29 - Can't you purchase weapons with real money? Also, the people w…  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Criken Comp 2 0
User avatar #30 - outdrewfortytwo (10 hours ago) [-]
Well, the game isn't even close to p2w or as your describing it. Even though it's easy to see it that way. Every real money gun in the market is a permanent varientof a gun obtainable/unlockable in game with in-game money. The only difference is like I said, permanent instead of 10 day rentals which are cheap anyway and there are some permanent unlocks at the real high levels and the skins There are a loooot of reskins. Same functioning gun, dif look. . The only exception being the joker box weapons, but they are legit like 1 in 5000 to win and arn't anything better per say, just different. TBH, the Star which is the rifle all players start with..is my 4th favorite gun in the game and everyone has it. Unlike most games, APB gives you one of the best most versatile in the game. Everything else purchasable, it's just car kits, accesories, etc. All for show and looks making it a game that is Pay to have more fun/style. Now for tryhards, I've never really understood the game. Let's be honest, if you're playing to win...you are always trying hard. That word is just a pet peeve of mine throughout all games, but premium has nothing to do with it. All that being said, APB unlike other games has a unique needed skill involved. Most shooters require both fundamental parts of accuraccy, aim and tracking. Seeing as there is no distributive body damage, Headshots and such, essentially meaning you do the same exact dmg in the foot as you do the head it only requires tracking. So it becames not a challenge of who can hit the head the most even if some of the bullets fly over the shoulder, it is who has the most dialed in sensitivity and steady hand-to-eye coordination. Now the unfortunate side of that is, there is a p2w aspect in that the mice with better tracking capabilities, ie the higher in more expensive ones, usually have an advantage. USUALLY Sorry for the long read.
#26 - Can't find more than one F2P player* I play mostly during …  [+] (3 new replies) 10 hours ago on Criken Comp 2 0
User avatar #27 - outdrewfortytwo (10 hours ago) [-]
You keep losing me on the F2P part, as premium really sucks. It means no advantage if you have it in a fight. I believe it's 100% extra exp towards contacts and 50% more cash or something. I don't recall exactly, I've pretty much always had it.

There are a few optimize tricks. The PC on on right now can't quite handle it well either. I just downgraded do to cash flow. But I'm down to play when I can.
#29 - Jakerthesnak (10 hours ago) [-]
Can't you purchase weapons with real money? Also, the people who are premium members always go tryhard, or at least seem to. What I am saying is I am always outgunned and out-classed vs premiums. It's hard to have fun when you get one kill a job with 16 deaths.
User avatar #30 - outdrewfortytwo (10 hours ago) [-]
Well, the game isn't even close to p2w or as your describing it. Even though it's easy to see it that way. Every real money gun in the market is a permanent varientof a gun obtainable/unlockable in game with in-game money. The only difference is like I said, permanent instead of 10 day rentals which are cheap anyway and there are some permanent unlocks at the real high levels and the skins There are a loooot of reskins. Same functioning gun, dif look. . The only exception being the joker box weapons, but they are legit like 1 in 5000 to win and arn't anything better per say, just different. TBH, the Star which is the rifle all players start with..is my 4th favorite gun in the game and everyone has it. Unlike most games, APB gives you one of the best most versatile in the game. Everything else purchasable, it's just car kits, accesories, etc. All for show and looks making it a game that is Pay to have more fun/style. Now for tryhards, I've never really understood the game. Let's be honest, if you're playing to win...you are always trying hard. That word is just a pet peeve of mine throughout all games, but premium has nothing to do with it. All that being said, APB unlike other games has a unique needed skill involved. Most shooters require both fundamental parts of accuraccy, aim and tracking. Seeing as there is no distributive body damage, Headshots and such, essentially meaning you do the same exact dmg in the foot as you do the head it only requires tracking. So it becames not a challenge of who can hit the head the most even if some of the bullets fly over the shoulder, it is who has the most dialed in sensitivity and steady hand-to-eye coordination. Now the unfortunate side of that is, there is a p2w aspect in that the mice with better tracking capabilities, ie the higher in more expensive ones, usually have an advantage. USUALLY Sorry for the long read.
#24 - The game is F2P, but i can never find more than 1 during my mi…  [+] (5 new replies) 10 hours ago on Criken Comp 2 0
User avatar #25 - outdrewfortytwo (10 hours ago) [-]
More than 1 what? Keep, playing..it's a fun game. I think I'm at around 2,500 hrs now.
#26 - Jakerthesnak (10 hours ago) [-]
Can't find more than one F2P player*
I play mostly during summer. My college laptop can't quite handle the game. It'd be cool to play with some FJ-ers though
User avatar #27 - outdrewfortytwo (10 hours ago) [-]
You keep losing me on the F2P part, as premium really sucks. It means no advantage if you have it in a fight. I believe it's 100% extra exp towards contacts and 50% more cash or something. I don't recall exactly, I've pretty much always had it.

There are a few optimize tricks. The PC on on right now can't quite handle it well either. I just downgraded do to cash flow. But I'm down to play when I can.
#29 - Jakerthesnak (10 hours ago) [-]
Can't you purchase weapons with real money? Also, the people who are premium members always go tryhard, or at least seem to. What I am saying is I am always outgunned and out-classed vs premiums. It's hard to have fun when you get one kill a job with 16 deaths.
User avatar #30 - outdrewfortytwo (10 hours ago) [-]
Well, the game isn't even close to p2w or as your describing it. Even though it's easy to see it that way. Every real money gun in the market is a permanent varientof a gun obtainable/unlockable in game with in-game money. The only difference is like I said, permanent instead of 10 day rentals which are cheap anyway and there are some permanent unlocks at the real high levels and the skins There are a loooot of reskins. Same functioning gun, dif look. . The only exception being the joker box weapons, but they are legit like 1 in 5000 to win and arn't anything better per say, just different. TBH, the Star which is the rifle all players start with..is my 4th favorite gun in the game and everyone has it. Unlike most games, APB gives you one of the best most versatile in the game. Everything else purchasable, it's just car kits, accesories, etc. All for show and looks making it a game that is Pay to have more fun/style. Now for tryhards, I've never really understood the game. Let's be honest, if you're playing to win...you are always trying hard. That word is just a pet peeve of mine throughout all games, but premium has nothing to do with it. All that being said, APB unlike other games has a unique needed skill involved. Most shooters require both fundamental parts of accuraccy, aim and tracking. Seeing as there is no distributive body damage, Headshots and such, essentially meaning you do the same exact dmg in the foot as you do the head it only requires tracking. So it becames not a challenge of who can hit the head the most even if some of the bullets fly over the shoulder, it is who has the most dialed in sensitivity and steady hand-to-eye coordination. Now the unfortunate side of that is, there is a p2w aspect in that the mice with better tracking capabilities, ie the higher in more expensive ones, usually have an advantage. USUALLY Sorry for the long read.
#36 - Cabbage Medal! 13 hours ago on Criken Gif Comp 0
#17 - If you have any suggestions for new criken gifs, leave it here!  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on Criken Comp 2 +2
#36 - teaisformugs (24 minutes ago) [-]
Here you go bro
#33 - xxxsonic fanxxx (8 hours ago) [-]
Some of his resistance and liberation would be nice. It was his first video I ever watched
Like the ending grenade, "a grenade is like a shovel" or maybe the planting charges would be nice.
#82 - Picture 13 hours ago on man sleep overs 0
#14 - When you've nutted and she's still suckin'. 13 hours ago on Criken Comp 2 0
#12 - Part 1! 13 hours ago on Criken Comp 2 +1
#11 - I love to play it but I can never find many FTP players so i a…  [+] (7 new replies) 13 hours ago on Criken Comp 2 0
User avatar #20 - outdrewfortytwo (11 hours ago) [-]
What do you mean F2P players? The whole game is F2P with the exception of premium which if you ask me is the worst premium of any game ever in terms of benefits. I've played since the start of OBT myself, how long have you played for?
#24 - Jakerthesnak (10 hours ago) [-]
The game is F2P, but i can never find more than 1 during my missions, so im always outgunned. I've got ~50 hours logged so far
User avatar #25 - outdrewfortytwo (10 hours ago) [-]
More than 1 what? Keep, playing..it's a fun game. I think I'm at around 2,500 hrs now.
#26 - Jakerthesnak (10 hours ago) [-]
Can't find more than one F2P player*
I play mostly during summer. My college laptop can't quite handle the game. It'd be cool to play with some FJ-ers though
User avatar #27 - outdrewfortytwo (10 hours ago) [-]
You keep losing me on the F2P part, as premium really sucks. It means no advantage if you have it in a fight. I believe it's 100% extra exp towards contacts and 50% more cash or something. I don't recall exactly, I've pretty much always had it.

There are a few optimize tricks. The PC on on right now can't quite handle it well either. I just downgraded do to cash flow. But I'm down to play when I can.
#29 - Jakerthesnak (10 hours ago) [-]
Can't you purchase weapons with real money? Also, the people who are premium members always go tryhard, or at least seem to. What I am saying is I am always outgunned and out-classed vs premiums. It's hard to have fun when you get one kill a job with 16 deaths.
User avatar #30 - outdrewfortytwo (10 hours ago) [-]
Well, the game isn't even close to p2w or as your describing it. Even though it's easy to see it that way. Every real money gun in the market is a permanent varientof a gun obtainable/unlockable in game with in-game money. The only difference is like I said, permanent instead of 10 day rentals which are cheap anyway and there are some permanent unlocks at the real high levels and the skins There are a loooot of reskins. Same functioning gun, dif look. . The only exception being the joker box weapons, but they are legit like 1 in 5000 to win and arn't anything better per say, just different. TBH, the Star which is the rifle all players start with..is my 4th favorite gun in the game and everyone has it. Unlike most games, APB gives you one of the best most versatile in the game. Everything else purchasable, it's just car kits, accesories, etc. All for show and looks making it a game that is Pay to have more fun/style. Now for tryhards, I've never really understood the game. Let's be honest, if you're playing to win...you are always trying hard. That word is just a pet peeve of mine throughout all games, but premium has nothing to do with it. All that being said, APB unlike other games has a unique needed skill involved. Most shooters require both fundamental parts of accuraccy, aim and tracking. Seeing as there is no distributive body damage, Headshots and such, essentially meaning you do the same exact dmg in the foot as you do the head it only requires tracking. So it becames not a challenge of who can hit the head the most even if some of the bullets fly over the shoulder, it is who has the most dialed in sensitivity and steady hand-to-eye coordination. Now the unfortunate side of that is, there is a p2w aspect in that the mice with better tracking capabilities, ie the higher in more expensive ones, usually have an advantage. USUALLY Sorry for the long read.
#29 - Part 2! 14 hours ago on Criken Gif Comp +3
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User avatar #45 - partially (02/04/2014) [-]
gib items and points
User avatar #37 - iloverapingmen (08/25/2013) [-]
SORRY TRYNA SAVE UP GEMS
#38 to #37 - Jakerthesnak (08/25/2013) [-]
I see, me too :S

you have enough to make a special gem there, you know
User avatar #39 to #38 - iloverapingmen (08/25/2013) [-]
I NEED MORE
User avatar #35 - capslockrage (08/19/2013) [-]
that stuff would be like... 750 points maybe
User avatar #29 - thekatt (08/19/2013) [-]
why dont you send me a request? Since i have no idea what you want itd be helpful.
#30 to #29 - Jakerthesnak (08/19/2013) [-]
How's that one?
User avatar #31 to #30 - thekatt (08/19/2013) [-]
perfect! Thanks!
#32 to #31 - Jakerthesnak (08/19/2013) [-]
Sure thing! I make most of my points off gems so I'll always be stocking up on them if you ever need more
User avatar #33 to #32 - thekatt (08/19/2013) [-]
I ALWAYS need more, lol
#34 to #33 - Jakerthesnak (08/19/2013) [-]
lol i see. Well, I collect rubies, and sell the rest, so hopefully we can do lots of business in the future
User avatar #36 to #34 - thekatt (08/20/2013) [-]
Sounds perfect!
User avatar #28 - capslockrage (08/19/2013) [-]
thanks buddy
User avatar #27 - capslockrage (08/09/2013) [-]
sorry i need my gems to be balanced im going for medium slot.
Plus all those gems were worth half in point value to rubies, which doesn't matter a lot, but it matters some.
#26 - pigsnax (06/15/2013) [-]
Hey, Indy homies.
#20 - abs **User deleted account** (12/21/2010) [-]
hey there(:
#22 to #21 - abs **User deleted account** (12/21/2010) [-]
i live in Indianapolis too:D
#23 to #22 - Jakerthesnak (12/22/2010) [-]
sweet! I'm on the south side. U?
#24 to #23 - abs **User deleted account** (12/22/2010) [-]
meh, im on the northwest:/ what town?
#25 to #24 - Jakerthesnak (12/22/2010) [-]
I meant the south side of Indy. Lol. Perry High school FTW!
User avatar #1 - Arrrgimmapirate (09/06/2010) [-]
awaiting the rabbit pic
User avatar #2 to #1 - Arrrgimmapirate (09/07/2010) [-]
I am still waiting... You MUST keep your word
User avatar #3 to #2 - Arrrgimmapirate (09/07/2010) [-]
every day i'll look at this to see if you posted it, and remember, of YOU holding the RABBIT with you holding a piece of paper saying JAKERTHESNAK
#4 to #3 - Jakerthesnak (09/07/2010) [-]
Calm down you spaz. I bought some rabbit books to make sure I know hoe to take care of a rabbit. I should have it by this weekend.
User avatar #5 to #4 - Arrrgimmapirate (09/07/2010) [-]
i'm just joshin ya dawg
#6 to #5 - Jakerthesnak (09/07/2010) [-]
That's great, but Im still getting a rabbit. I think Im going to ge a big fat one.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Arrrgimmapirate (09/07/2010) [-]
what'll be his name?
#8 to #7 - Jakerthesnak (09/07/2010) [-]
Im not sure yet. What do a name a rabbit? HOW do you name a rabbit?
User avatar #9 to #8 - Arrrgimmapirate (09/07/2010) [-]
name it jeffrey
#10 to #9 - Jakerthesnak (09/08/2010) [-]
If he seems like one I'll name him that.
User avatar #12 to #11 - Arrrgimmapirate (09/16/2010) [-]
no rabbit?
#13 to #12 - Jakerthesnak (09/16/2010) [-]
I took a pic of him but I forgot to put my name by him. I haves lots of proof though.
User avatar #15 to #13 - Arrrgimmapirate (09/16/2010) [-]
show me proof! show me proof! just take another pic
#16 to #15 - Jakerthesnak (09/16/2010) [-]
Him in his cage.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Arrrgimmapirate (09/16/2010) [-]
have a picture of him, you, and your funnyjunk name. If you do this, i'll make an epic post of you
#18 to #17 - Jakerthesnak (09/16/2010) [-]
Deal. But I'm going to bed.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Arrrgimmapirate (09/20/2010) [-]
well i have the screencap, so give me the pic
#14 to #13 - Jakerthesnak (09/16/2010) [-]
p.s. his name isn't jeffery. we still haven't named him. He is one lazy bunny
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