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JackSchidt

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Gender: male
Age: 45
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

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#1 - add to list of things she doesn't like--spelling 12/05/2010 on slap a ho! +3
#14 - Except that you misspelled Britain and believe.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2010 on Grammar Nazi's last stand -1
#15 - mikejcalderon has deleted their comment.
#5 - exercise program has a voice? i think you meant YODA 12/04/2010 on 44 Interesting Facts 0
#4 - really? i am on here frequently and i have not seen it before. 12/02/2010 on morgan freeman is god -1
#1 - who thumbed this down????? this is hilarious (and i am devoutl…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2010 on morgan freeman is god 0
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#2 - Howoriginalisthis (12/02/2010) [-]
probly cause this has been reposted a million times
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#4 - JackSchidt (12/02/2010) [-]
really? i am on here frequently and i have not seen it before.
#6 - slowpoke has been working long days recently. slowpoke only ju… 12/01/2010 on R.I.P. +1
#5 - sorry but he was one of the greats who inspired me to pursue a… 12/01/2010 on R.I.P. 0
#2 - I just typed that in myself. found pic online, but made the c…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2010 on R.I.P. 0
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#4 - Nelipot (12/01/2010) [-]
I was talking about the fact that he died.
No need to remind us. :(
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#5 - JackSchidt (12/01/2010) [-]
sorry but he was one of the greats who inspired me to pursue a part time life of comedy.
#4 - by the way, i have been to the farm where they filmed field of… 11/29/2010 on movie map +1
#3 - your point? it is in kansas in the map too, dumbass  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2010 on movie map 0
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#4 - JackSchidt (11/29/2010) [-]
by the way, i have been to the farm where they filmed field of dreams just outside dyersville iowa--it was AWESOME