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JackSchidt

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Gender: male
Age: 45
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
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Times Content Favorited:3786 times
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

latest user's comments

#9 - not only is the lead bit true, but cancer is not the only heal… 12/13/2010 on Creepy Myths 10 -1
#4 - you beat me----i got -14 meters  [+] (10 new replies) 12/13/2010 on my best QWOP +2
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#7 - JNS (12/14/2010) [-]
impossible, there's a wall at -3 meters
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#8 - JackSchidt (12/15/2010) [-]
damn phone---i meant -1.4 -- stupid period didnt show up
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#9 - JNS (12/15/2010) [-]
lol
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#10 - JackSchidt (12/15/2010) [-]
hey at least i can GET on fj on MY phone---the palm pixi----can IPHONE do that?
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#11 - JNS (12/15/2010) [-]
doubt it ... i FJ on my phone all the time -- i don't think i could live without my Droid X
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#12 - JackSchidt (12/15/2010) [-]
if i could afford the ETF with sprint i would SO get a droid---and i would get a sweet signup discount since i work for verizon customer service
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#13 - JNS (12/15/2010) [-]
gotta love discounts!
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#14 - JackSchidt (12/15/2010) [-]
yup

i have to also resist the urge to LAUGH at idiots who want iphones--what a brick that thing is
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#15 - JNS (12/15/2010) [-]
there is only one good reason to own an iphone (or any apple product for that matter) -- if it's free.
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#16 - JackSchidt (12/15/2010) [-]
even THEN it's too much!
#3 - i thought this would be a job for captain obvious  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2010 on it isn't a repost somewhere +1
#5 - sompm (12/13/2010) [-]
Oh right.
#3 - yeah but whoever made this misspelled "looked" 12/12/2010 on A Justin Bieber Joke 0
#11 - sorry--already married. i got a brother though (trollfaced grin)  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2010 on R.I.P. 0
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#9 - i felt it was a fitting tribute to a funny man who made millio…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2010 on R.I.P. +1
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#11 - JackSchidt (12/11/2010) [-]
sorry--already married. i got a brother though (trollfaced grin)
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#3 - Comment deleted 12/11/2010 on epic funny thread +2
#2 - yes he should give credit where credit is due. 12/08/2010 on Pillow fight anyone 0
#1 - michael caine 12/08/2010 on Inception Plothole 0
#19 - you will likely be ok...most mattresses are very thoroughly ki…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2010 on Oh Shit +1
#28 - Regrowth (12/05/2010) [-]
thank JeZUZ!
now im all happy and junk.