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JackSchidt

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Gender: male
Age: 45
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
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Level 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 278 Comments: Ninja Pirate
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Times Content Favorited:3786 times
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

latest user's comments

#46 - Please stop. You are on the fast track to becoming anon's succ…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/04/2010 on Realization. -2
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#51 - lolollo (06/04/2010) [-]
Stop whiteknighting fucknut!
She won't sleep with you!
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#55 - JackSchidt (06/04/2010) [-]
while i am sure shes a nice gal and all that, i wouldnt want her to.

a) I am married.
b)I am old enough to be her damn father...creepy to say the least

and

c) i aint no goddamned pedo
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#56 - lolollo (06/04/2010) [-]
And it's not creepy that you're the only one following people around yelling at anyone with the SLIGHTEST dislike towards her?

Normal people don't do that, especially married men old enough to be the person's father.

And it's made worse by the fact that you don't know her. Dude...yeah, you are a goddamned pedo.
#83 - anon (06/04/2010) [-]
ive come to the conclusion that jackschidt is a faggot.
#148 - clampo (06/04/2010) [-]
zomg same here
#45 - a smart guy---just like his supersmart violaplaying sister 06/04/2010 on Realization. -1
#4 - same here--but perhaps an anon will see this and say "hey… 06/04/2010 on Name Please +1
#2 - someone should make a fj user name NIPPL-E  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2010 on Name Please +1
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#3 - pearson (06/04/2010) [-]
i'd make one but i don't want to abandon my account
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#4 - JackSchidt (06/04/2010) [-]
same here--but perhaps an anon will see this and say "hey im funny, I'll join and be mr [thunk] Nippl-E
#44 - maybe because its NOT DOLLARS--thats an ASIAN currency 06/04/2010 on MoneyFace 0
#67 - my 2001 olds alero gets between 25 and 30 mpg----i feel so awe… 06/04/2010 on The Fine Print +1
#3 - so, uh, what? he's automatically responsible for all oil disas… 06/04/2010 on Some oil spill funnies +2
#44 - its actually cellophane tape--with a c now if he does t… 06/04/2010 on Sellotape creations! 0
#391 - im older -- i speak funny 06/04/2010 on A Few South Park Easter Eggs 0
#388 - but every day, 4:20 pm is considered the time to go and have a weed.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2010 on A Few South Park Easter Eggs 0
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#390 - jamboy (06/04/2010) [-]
lol have a weed?
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#391 - JackSchidt (06/04/2010) [-]
im older -- i speak funny