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JackSchidt

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Gender: male
Age: 44
Date Signed Up:9/01/2009
Location:Sector zed zed nine plural zed alpha
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Level 228 Content: Mind Blower → Level 229 Content: Mind Blower
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Level 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 278 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:29
Content Views:404333
Times Content Favorited:3788 times
Total Comments Made:7636
FJ Points:4688
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in this awesome fantasy world of mine, the cubs are winners, pluto is still a planet, and i make sweet sweet love to 42 clones of sandra bullock every single night

latest user's comments

#55 - Well technically, it did NOT repeat what was just said. The c… 05/18/2010 on Demotivator +3
#3 - i am crushed. I thought my pal squiggly was a little black ki…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2010 on What MrSquiggly Looks Like +4
User avatar #33 - newbpenis (05/18/2010) [-]
well black men are known for there be cocks, so i guess he just forgot to color himself in?
#106 - Comment deleted 05/18/2010 on Guy or Girl +1
#867 - i try---i TRY to hate the designer for making me lose but s… 05/18/2010 on Real Life FunnyJunk Mascot +5
#62 - cruisin mos espa in my de lorean war is over i'm a pe… 05/18/2010 on wow +2
#213 - no---i haven't tried that much---red text isn't the most impor… 05/18/2010 on south park 0
#357 - Nice Scotty reference there at the beginning. 05/18/2010 on Should weed be legal? +1
#5 - that last one is indeed missing a word or two 05/18/2010 on 5 fun facts 0
#127 - and yet again, anon gets pwned.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2010 on south park +8
#200 - anon (05/18/2010) [-]
rolled 999,999,999 yet account fag?
User avatar #213 - JackSchidt (05/18/2010) [-]
no---i haven't tried that much---red text isn't the most important thing for me.
by the way--how IS your anon red text workin out for ya?
#1 - so you take something on the top 40 and add one line to it and… 05/18/2010 on south park 0
#117 - cool 05/18/2010 on Bill Gates and Steve Jobs +1
#107 - actually if cannibals captured gates and jobs, they would g…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/18/2010 on Bill Gates and Steve Jobs +52
User avatar #113 - BigMacAttack (05/18/2010) [-]
Hey Jack Shit, i read about your family yesterday.
User avatar #117 - JackSchidt (05/18/2010) [-]
cool
User avatar #109 - quackaduck (05/18/2010) [-]
it was good, but i have to kill you. waaap waaap
#119 - MrFlacon (05/18/2010) [-]
archer?
#122 - champen (05/18/2010) [-]
wat r u talkin about "archer"?
#69 - i have done the demon voice one and my favorite thing is to… 05/18/2010 on 15 Fun Things to do in an... 0
#25 - except that most of the users on this site are so young they s… 05/17/2010 on Overdose of porn 0
#1009 - you are spot on with most of them however, i dont know abou… 05/17/2010 on Random Facts 2! 0
#743 - no, the site is still considered legally liable for allowing u…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2010 on Im going to die for this,... 0
#744 - SithLordTyler has deleted their comment.
#366 - if she hasnt already, sadgirl is gonna contact you from her ne… 05/16/2010 on My story 0
#129 - it was a pirated copy from some two headed, three armed feller…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2010 on My Posts +1
User avatar #135 - FordPrefect (05/16/2010) [-]
fuckin' Zaphod. He's pirating my book? That little bastard. I'm gonna have to take him out for a pangalactic gargleblaster or two. Give him a good talk.
#128 - im not worried though---having obtained a copy of your publica…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2010 on My Posts +1
User avatar #129 - JackSchidt (05/16/2010) [-]
it was a pirated copy from some two headed, three armed feller who claimed to be a semi-half-cousin of a writer
User avatar #135 - FordPrefect (05/16/2010) [-]
fuckin' Zaphod. He's pirating my book? That little bastard. I'm gonna have to take him out for a pangalactic gargleblaster or two. Give him a good talk.
#73 - lol at the last line---i pulled that in 1986 on my 10th grade …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2010 on Random Facts part 3! +1
#74 - xPorcupine (05/16/2010) [-]
Haaahahah. Good job.
#14 - *dances and sings* and SO DO IIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!  [+] (11 new replies) 05/16/2010 on FUCK +11
User avatar #17 - waitwhoisthat (05/16/2010) [-]
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
User avatar #20 - ThatRussianGuy (05/16/2010) [-]
you wouldnt get this with ANY OTHER GUY!
User avatar #21 - waitwhoisthat (05/16/2010) [-]
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
User avatar #27 - CrushOrange (05/16/2010) [-]
Gotta make you, understand
User avatar #28 - waitwhoisthat (05/16/2010) [-]
Never gonna give you up!
User avatar #31 - abbieeatsyou (05/16/2010) [-]
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN.
User avatar #35 - waitwhoisthat (05/16/2010) [-]
Never gonna [Fuck] around and desert you!
#71 - MrOmnikiller has deleted their comment.
User avatar #83 - JonRoutery (05/16/2010) [-]
never gon-SHE SAID "UR MOVIN WITH UR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR"
#95 - RickA has deleted their comment.
User avatar #292 - JonRoutery (05/17/2010) [-]
i'm t-terribly s-sorry Mr.Astley
#119 - *walking*--can't believe i misspelled that  [+] (4 new replies) 05/16/2010 on My Posts +1
User avatar #127 - FordPrefect (05/16/2010) [-]
NEXT JANUARY!? ... I'm sorry Mr. Schidt. I am not sure i can take you with me. It certainly wont help but if it will make you feel better you can lie on the ground with paper bags over your head.
User avatar #128 - JackSchidt (05/16/2010) [-]
im not worried though---having obtained a copy of your publication, I know that since earth is in a plural zone, itll just pop back into existence when the vogons destroy it.
User avatar #129 - JackSchidt (05/16/2010) [-]
it was a pirated copy from some two headed, three armed feller who claimed to be a semi-half-cousin of a writer
User avatar #135 - FordPrefect (05/16/2010) [-]
fuckin' Zaphod. He's pirating my book? That little bastard. I'm gonna have to take him out for a pangalactic gargleblaster or two. Give him a good talk.
#118 - if i start walkikng to cottington now---ill have to swim the a…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/16/2010 on My Posts +1
User avatar #119 - JackSchidt (05/16/2010) [-]
*walking*--can't believe i misspelled that
User avatar #127 - FordPrefect (05/16/2010) [-]
NEXT JANUARY!? ... I'm sorry Mr. Schidt. I am not sure i can take you with me. It certainly wont help but if it will make you feel better you can lie on the ground with paper bags over your head.
User avatar #128 - JackSchidt (05/16/2010) [-]
im not worried though---having obtained a copy of your publication, I know that since earth is in a plural zone, itll just pop back into existence when the vogons destroy it.
User avatar #129 - JackSchidt (05/16/2010) [-]
it was a pirated copy from some two headed, three armed feller who claimed to be a semi-half-cousin of a writer
User avatar #135 - FordPrefect (05/16/2010) [-]
fuckin' Zaphod. He's pirating my book? That little bastard. I'm gonna have to take him out for a pangalactic gargleblaster or two. Give him a good talk.
#115 - by the way, i ate the peanuts. now i need y ou to buy me 6 pi…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/16/2010 on My Posts +1
User avatar #117 - FordPrefect (05/16/2010) [-]
Where can i meet you. This needs to hurry! I just picked up their signal this morning.
User avatar #118 - JackSchidt (05/16/2010) [-]
if i start walkikng to cottington now---ill have to swim the atlantic--i can make the horse and groom pub by, say, next january
User avatar #119 - JackSchidt (05/16/2010) [-]
*walking*--can't believe i misspelled that
User avatar #127 - FordPrefect (05/16/2010) [-]
NEXT JANUARY!? ... I'm sorry Mr. Schidt. I am not sure i can take you with me. It certainly wont help but if it will make you feel better you can lie on the ground with paper bags over your head.
User avatar #128 - JackSchidt (05/16/2010) [-]
im not worried though---having obtained a copy of your publication, I know that since earth is in a plural zone, itll just pop back into existence when the vogons destroy it.
User avatar #129 - JackSchidt (05/16/2010) [-]
it was a pirated copy from some two headed, three armed feller who claimed to be a semi-half-cousin of a writer
User avatar #135 - FordPrefect (05/16/2010) [-]
fuckin' Zaphod. He's pirating my book? That little bastard. I'm gonna have to take him out for a pangalactic gargleblaster or two. Give him a good talk.
#107 - see ford? you just had to stop panicking and remember where yo…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/16/2010 on My Posts +2
User avatar #122 - FJalltheway (05/16/2010) [-]
...0 hehe
User avatar #114 - FordPrefect (05/16/2010) [-]
lol
User avatar #115 - JackSchidt (05/16/2010) [-]
by the way, i ate the peanuts. now i need y ou to buy me 6 pints of bitters
User avatar #117 - FordPrefect (05/16/2010) [-]
Where can i meet you. This needs to hurry! I just picked up their signal this morning.
User avatar #118 - JackSchidt (05/16/2010) [-]
if i start walkikng to cottington now---ill have to swim the atlantic--i can make the horse and groom pub by, say, next january
User avatar #119 - JackSchidt (05/16/2010) [-]
*walking*--can't believe i misspelled that
User avatar #127 - FordPrefect (05/16/2010) [-]
NEXT JANUARY!? ... I'm sorry Mr. Schidt. I am not sure i can take you with me. It certainly wont help but if it will make you feel better you can lie on the ground with paper bags over your head.
User avatar #128 - JackSchidt (05/16/2010) [-]
im not worried though---having obtained a copy of your publication, I know that since earth is in a plural zone, itll just pop back into existence when the vogons destroy it.
User avatar #129 - JackSchidt (05/16/2010) [-]
it was a pirated copy from some two headed, three armed feller who claimed to be a semi-half-cousin of a writer
User avatar #135 - FordPrefect (05/16/2010) [-]
fuckin' Zaphod. He's pirating my book? That little bastard. I'm gonna have to take him out for a pangalactic gargleblaster or two. Give him a good talk.

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