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Jabberwocky

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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:12/17/2009
Last Login:3/23/2016
Location:Alaska
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 10230 total,  11104 ,  874
Comment Thumbs: 14404 total,  15450 ,  1046
Content Level Progress: 61% (61/100)
Level 201 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 202 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 39% (195/500)
Level 311 Comments: Wizard → Level 312 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:5
Content Views:257458
Times Content Favorited:502 times
Total Comments Made:1851
FJ Points:8639
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"My name is Muhammed, and I can make the Twin Towers run in 12 parsecs."

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    /b/ does it again /b/ does it again
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    /b/ tells a story /b/ tells a story
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    Oh, /b/ Oh, /b/
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    Celebrity Orgasm Faces! Celebrity Orgasm Faces!
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    SERIOUSLY. WTF. SERIOUSLY. WTF.
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#50 - I, too, like sniffing my hands after reading a sick burn on th… 11/10/2015 on Fatty vs Manlet 0
#35 - This was before the invention of reusable helicopters. 11/03/2015 on Ordinary Helicopter Landing... +3
#60 - "Hey look it's a potentially dangerous wild animal that k… 10/30/2015 on Boop. 0
#27 - Is...is this legit? Jesus christ how does she think she should…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2015 on Here's why it's important +3
#48 - anon (10/29/2015) [-]
Or that hatred is acceptable. Hatred, by all base definitions. Is bad. Moreover, it is supremely ignorant to hate for things that a person has no choice in. She chooses to wallow in hatred? That's her problem and I pity her for it. Hatred is a dark, vitriolic poison of the soul. It is not a good thing by any measure.... How can anyone even think that it's okay....

And now I'm angry.
#18 - I live in Juneau. Romeo was illegally shot by some asshole hun…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/26/2015 on 0 +18
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#25 - vladhellsing (10/26/2015) [-]
FUCK YOU, AJAY GHALE! Was that big wallet really worth it?!
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#23 - tacolishous (10/26/2015) [-]
Did they get the guy?
#22 - anon (10/26/2015) [-]
No way. Me too. I live near the lemon creek breeze inn. F-F-F-Fuck the rain. Amiright?
#21 - anon (10/26/2015) [-]
why...
#74 - Accidentally going on r/Gamerghazi and seeing all the "om…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/07/2015 on Boners of justice +15
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#88 - threeeighteen (10/07/2015) [-]
I went on there... I wish I didn't.
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#86 - ilovehitler (10/07/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter what they'd do. It's not a competition of who can be the more despicable person.

One injustice does not right another.
#48 - No, because the Academy's attitudes changed drastically and no… 10/07/2015 on CGI 0
#168 - <--- Reminds me of this ol' guy. 10/04/2015 on Have chilldhood tricks gone... +1
#4 - Please be a joke. Please be a joke. Please be a joke. Please b…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2015 on Safety sticks = Male dominance +9
#124 - If only the college staff had issued a trigger warning. 10/03/2015 on Yet another shooting, need... 0