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Jabberwocky

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:12/17/2009
Last Login:9/05/2015
Location:Alaska
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latest user's comments

#28 - It's been so long since I've seen a version other than pic rel… 11 hours ago on Hilarious! +22
#43 - I think that's part of the idea. 19 hours ago on #noage4love prank +5
#7 - Their faces look like brains. 09/04/2015 on That's a lot of wrinkles +1
#200 - What if that was an adult mole with a bunch of tiny mole babie…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2015 on mole man 0
User avatar #205 - theuglyginger (09/01/2015) [-]
Fertilizer for the course
#7 - All of these are actually indistinguishable from **** S…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2015 on How SJWs ruin the internet +85
#38 - falloutvictim (09/02/2015) [-]
well its like a guy on here called Damping

he got to the point literally noone could tell when he was serious or just trolling, and sometimes i wondered if even he knew if he was serious or trolling when he commented
#79 - I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree. I think you have…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2015 on #jewlivesmatter 0
#83 - containlettersonly (09/02/2015) [-]
Admittedly it was a bit harshly worded what I should have said is, I don't hate progressives, I just think you are wrong on essentially stance. I live in CA, I have a good idea of what progressivism is and I've seen what it can do when coupled with run of the mill democrat corruption.
#71 - Hey man, I'm progressive and I ******* hate SJWs. They'…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2015 on #jewlivesmatter 0
#73 - containlettersonly (09/01/2015) [-]
I don't hate progressives, I think your hearts are in the right place, but your policies are very antithetical to the American identity and even western civilization.
User avatar #79 - Jabberwocky (09/01/2015) [-]
I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree. I think you have a skewed view of what progressivism is supposed to be, espeically given your comment about how it's against "Western civilization". The same could easily be said about certain tenants of conservative doctrine.
#83 - containlettersonly (09/02/2015) [-]
Admittedly it was a bit harshly worded what I should have said is, I don't hate progressives, I just think you are wrong on essentially stance. I live in CA, I have a good idea of what progressivism is and I've seen what it can do when coupled with run of the mill democrat corruption.
#14 - > Stubbing your toe when you have an ingrown nail. 08/28/2015 on Hitting your toe in furniture +15
#75 - Summer temperatures are pretty mild. It rarely gets over 75 de…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2015 on mercator plz +1
#76 - sniffythebird (08/25/2015) [-]
I'm kinda tempted to travel somewhere to the northwest US sometime, maybe study or live there later.

It seems like a nice area because of the colder climate (I absolutely can't stand heat, and I don't mind rain). It also seems nice and peaceful being further away from the states with really crowded population, plus having nature with lots of mountains and forests. I live in Norway, so it could be comparable, except much bigger and in a completely different culture.

I've got my eyes set on Oregon, Washington, or Alaska.
#50 - Alaska mentioned. Swell with meth labs and domestic violence. …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/25/2015 on mercator plz +1
User avatar #93 - paradoxofnight (08/25/2015) [-]
Cool, I live in Anchorage. Swell with recent surge in shootings.
#77 - bobtombobbob (08/25/2015) [-]
Hey man, that's Missouri's thing!
Oh and institutionalized racism
User avatar #66 - sniffythebird (08/25/2015) [-]
I'm curious.

How's the temperatures during summer?
Is it easy/affordable to get a decent internet connection there?
How is it living there?
User avatar #75 - Jabberwocky (08/25/2015) [-]
Summer temperatures are pretty mild. It rarely gets over 75 degrees F.
I don't know that much about internet costs in the Lower 48, but my guess is they're about the same here. We don't have 3rd world internet, but if you play games like TF2 your ping will probably be higher given how far away you are from most US-based servers.
Living here is quite nice. There's a low crime rate, people tend to be friendly, and it's very easy to get a job. I haven't spent too much time outside of Juneau, but Juneau has a good arts community and a decent music scene. The town makes it's money via tourism and also being the capital city. The catch to living here is that you can only get in or out via boat or plane, so you can't take a road trip to your family's house.

All in all, 7.5/10. It's fine here, and I can't really imagine growing up anywhere else.
#76 - sniffythebird (08/25/2015) [-]
I'm kinda tempted to travel somewhere to the northwest US sometime, maybe study or live there later.

It seems like a nice area because of the colder climate (I absolutely can't stand heat, and I don't mind rain). It also seems nice and peaceful being further away from the states with really crowded population, plus having nature with lots of mountains and forests. I live in Norway, so it could be comparable, except much bigger and in a completely different culture.

I've got my eyes set on Oregon, Washington, or Alaska.

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User avatar #48 - hotpost (01/01/2015) [-]
no
User avatar #49 to #48 - Jabberwocky (01/02/2015) [-]
Eh? No, what?
#47 - Jabberwocky (08/18/2014) [-]
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#46 - Jabberwocky (07/15/2014) [-]
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#43 - hellscythe (10/07/2013) [-]
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#44 to #43 - Jabberwocky (10/07/2013) [-]
I don't understand the reasons for your advances
#45 to #44 - hellscythe (10/08/2013) [-]
you read blame
you read blame
User avatar #41 - GabeAsher (05/07/2013) [-]
Thank you very much :)
User avatar #37 - GabeAsher (05/07/2013) [-]
hey man, I was just wondering, since you dont play items anymore, is it cool if I get yours? :)
Or at least that weird blue thingy, if you want I'll send the trade :)

I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask :P
User avatar #38 to #37 - Jabberwocky (05/07/2013) [-]
Uh, sure. I don't do anything with them. How do I give them to you?
User avatar #40 to #38 - GabeAsher (05/07/2013) [-]
there, I sent it, now you only need to open the items interface, and click on requests received, then click on my request, hit accept and do the captcha :)
User avatar #39 to #38 - GabeAsher (05/07/2013) [-]
I'll send you a trade request, you'll get a notification, just do a little captcha thing and done :D

Thank you very much :)
#36 - Jabberwocky (09/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #26 - hObOjO (04/16/2012) [-]
your practical advice stick figures :') make MOAR
User avatar #27 to #29 - Jabberwocky (04/23/2012) [-]
soon :)
#24 - pedopig **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
dude how come everytime i click to the next pic it goes to ur stuff!!!!!
User avatar #25 to #24 - Jabberwocky (07/23/2010) [-]
because there is no god.
#22 - pedopig **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
thnx dude. hey how do u get a avatar? im not a computer wiz.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Jabberwocky (07/22/2010) [-]
up at the top of your profile page it should say "edit account" or something like that. or you hit the button that says "upload profile pictures"...
one of the two. then select a picture from your hard drive (save it off of the internet) and then....voila :)
#21 - anon (06/12/2010) [-]
Weres the real Jaberwalkie pics ?
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