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JNS

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Facebook Profile: jns8768
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PSN: JNS8768
Interests: you ... wink
Date Signed Up:4/21/2010
Last Login:7/01/2016
Location:Michigan USA
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#1102 - I'll sink that battleship eventually  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2015 on Roll mod, get funny ban +1
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#1103 - littlepuppeteer (07/28/2015) [-]
best of luck comrade
#67 - I've been trying to quit drinking for about a month now; I had…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/28/2015 on Sober +1
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#82 - zoomanfar (07/28/2015) [-]
Every time you drink put ghost chilli pepper powder in it. You'll associate drinking the the pain from the pepper and not want to drink. You don't have to use such a spicy pepper, but it can't be weak either. It has to be strong enough to make you hate it.
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#140 - JNS (07/28/2015) [-]
a few issues with that,
1, I like spicy stuff
2, that'd require me to drink to "learn" ...and drunk me would be all too forgetful about adding it to anything other than my first drink
3, I drank because it tastes good, i'm not going to waste alcohol by making it taste like shit
#79 - georgequentin (07/28/2015) [-]
#77 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
switch to spicy hot V8 or plain V8, it can at least help distract you from it.
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#141 - JNS (07/28/2015) [-]
I'm not a fan of V8, but I have been drinking about 7 cups of tea a day
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#70 - zoologyexplain (07/28/2015) [-]
You can do it lil nigga I believe in you.
#26 - I was curious if you could type in "one million" as …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2015 on Simpsons 0
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#27 - dorg (07/28/2015) [-]
Aaah, I kind of missed that
#37 - Every time I've gone drinking on a boat, at least one person r…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2015 on NPC Companions in real life 0
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#38 - thatoneiranianguy (07/28/2015) [-]
Nobody has still told me why it's so great though.

The general answer I always get is: "omg it's amazing to get drunk on a boat!" when to the average person that sounds fucking retarded.
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#40 - JNS (07/28/2015) [-]
It's almost like trying to explain to someone why a computer game is so much fun when they don't have a computer and all they've ever played is shoots and ladders


drinking with friends is fun because shenanigans ensue
spending a day out on a lake with friends is fun because shenanigans ensue
drinking with friends all day long out on a lake is exponentially better because it multiplies the shenanigans
#1069 - **JNS rolled user littlepuppeteer **  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2015 on Roll mod, get funny ban +1
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#1101 - littlepuppeteer (07/28/2015) [-]
missed
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#1102 - JNS (07/28/2015) [-]
I'll sink that battleship eventually
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#1103 - littlepuppeteer (07/28/2015) [-]
best of luck comrade
#1068 - sorry, no ban for you  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2015 on Roll mod, get funny ban 0
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#1241 - afrodemon (07/28/2015) [-]
FUCK!
#1066 - Sorry 07/28/2015 on Roll mod, get funny ban 0
#3 - I assume they're drunk  [+] (15 new replies) 07/27/2015 on NPC Companions in real life +4
#5 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
Going out on a boat drunk, still makes them a dumbass
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#8 - oceanmist (07/27/2015) [-]
You're missing out if you've never gotten drunk on a boat.
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#9 - thatoneiranianguy (07/27/2015) [-]
Why the fuck would you go off and get drunk on a boat.

There's like, 10 times better places to go off and get drunk, plus there's 100 times more better things to do with the boat you own. The possibilities are endless.
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#37 - JNS (07/28/2015) [-]
Every time I've gone drinking on a boat, at least one person remains sober to drive the boat and babysit the people the get to have fun

it's a very commonplace practice
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#38 - thatoneiranianguy (07/28/2015) [-]
Nobody has still told me why it's so great though.

The general answer I always get is: "omg it's amazing to get drunk on a boat!" when to the average person that sounds fucking retarded.
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#40 - JNS (07/28/2015) [-]
It's almost like trying to explain to someone why a computer game is so much fun when they don't have a computer and all they've ever played is shoots and ladders


drinking with friends is fun because shenanigans ensue
spending a day out on a lake with friends is fun because shenanigans ensue
drinking with friends all day long out on a lake is exponentially better because it multiplies the shenanigans
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#23 - articulate (07/27/2015) [-]
I have indeed heard drinking on a boat is a great time.
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#24 - thatoneiranianguy (07/27/2015) [-]
Drinking, sure, getting drunk on a boat is a whole different scenario - that is what I don't see the appeal of as it doesn't make sense.
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#25 - articulate (07/27/2015) [-]
Well, being drunk is usually what follows drinking...
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#26 - thatoneiranianguy (07/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, if you drink way too much.
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#28 - articulate (07/28/2015) [-]
Merely semantics then. My idea of drunk is a comfortable drunkness that I get from not that many drinks. Getting drunk drunk isn't really fun regardless of where you are.
#17 - anon (07/27/2015) [-]
Being shitfaced on open water is an experience you have to try. But remember, always have a sober driver.
#12 - acksl (07/27/2015) [-]
so a) what are those things you could do on a boat
and b) getting drunk on a boat is fucking amazing it's at least two times better than being sober on a boat, which in itself is pretty awesome already
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#19 - thatoneiranianguy (07/27/2015) [-]
What exactly is so amazing about being fucked up on a boat?

Maybe I'm just a boring little fuck and don't see the appeal to begin with - mostly because I don't care about getting drunk to begin with. So that may be it.
#39 - acksl (07/28/2015) [-]
Nah dude, you're not boring if you don't like to get drunk. For someone who does however it's great. You got your friends with you, the sun is shining, if you fall you don't get hurt you just get wet, if you get wet you're immediately a little more awake because sometimes while drinking you get a little sleepy , you're out in the open with noone complaining if you get a little too loud, if your boat is a little bigger you can do flips from the top of the boat. Basically it's all the good times you could have on a boat but it's a little more fun because you're drunk.
also sea shanties
#285 - **JNS used "*roll picture*"** **JNS rolled image ** 07/27/2015 on This goes up Admin's butt 0
#6 - ..... or single grandfathers; I dunno 07/27/2015 on Youtube stats 0