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Gender: female
Age: 21
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/EmZajex/videos
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My name's not really Jenny, it's Emily, I just like Forrest Gump

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#35 - Or when they discuss **** before the test and you're … 05/24/2014 on Your everyday student 0
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#144 - It may not be an overwhelming number that I know personally, b…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2014 on DoubleStandard Comp 1 0
User avatar #145 - soggypancakes (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm sorry but I can't take this seriously, but I can understand their pain. It is afterall, sexual assault.
#141 - Imagine it's by, say, a psycho ex or that fat whore who got yo…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/04/2014 on DoubleStandard Comp 1 0
User avatar #154 - nimba (01/04/2014) [-]
or another guy.
User avatar #142 - soggypancakes (01/04/2014) [-]
I was just about to say that. I guess..
User avatar #144 - JENNAY (01/04/2014) [-]
It may not be an overwhelming number that I know personally, but I nonetheless know guys who have gone through some psychological hell because of female-initiated assault. Especially since people are less likely to believe them. Also more afraid to ever come forward because of that
User avatar #145 - soggypancakes (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm sorry but I can't take this seriously, but I can understand their pain. It is afterall, sexual assault.
#138 - Dude no hating a whole gender for simply existing or due to pr…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/04/2014 on DoubleStandard Comp 1 0
User avatar #140 - soggypancakes (01/04/2014) [-]
I don't know, guys seem like they would enjoy being raped.
User avatar #141 - JENNAY (01/04/2014) [-]
Imagine it's by, say, a psycho ex or that fat whore who got you drunk and may have potential diseases
User avatar #154 - nimba (01/04/2014) [-]
or another guy.
User avatar #142 - soggypancakes (01/04/2014) [-]
I was just about to say that. I guess..
User avatar #144 - JENNAY (01/04/2014) [-]
It may not be an overwhelming number that I know personally, but I nonetheless know guys who have gone through some psychological hell because of female-initiated assault. Especially since people are less likely to believe them. Also more afraid to ever come forward because of that
User avatar #145 - soggypancakes (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm sorry but I can't take this seriously, but I can understand their pain. It is afterall, sexual assault.
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Oh, yes...

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#126 - vaskaduzea (10/12/2013) [-]
just saw your youtube channel. you look awesome
User avatar #127 to #126 - JENNAY (10/13/2013) [-]
Aw thank you!

Hopefully after these stupid midterms I'll be able to upload more!
#128 to #127 - vaskaduzea (10/13/2013) [-]
tho you change your style a lot. one video - long hair, another video - short hair. how do people recognize you on street
User avatar #129 to #128 - JENNAY (10/13/2013) [-]
Usually face I suppose. Also people tend to, and I swear I'm not trying to sound like some attention whore, make fun of my giant boobs a lot so that's probably another way because the weight fluctuations sure as hell don't help lmao

I'd come back after summer to high school and people didn't know who I was. I just get bored with my hair
#130 to #129 - vaskaduzea (10/14/2013) [-]
i dont know, i like your hair
have the same color
its the best
User avatar #131 to #130 - JENNAY (10/14/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm keeping my natural color (the dark blonde) so far as I know into the future
I have red on the tips and I'm growing it out though. Makes my face thinner
User avatar #117 - snakefire (08/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #118 to #117 - JENNAY (08/20/2013) [-]
Hey man how you doing?
User avatar #119 to #118 - snakefire (08/20/2013) [-]
Im fine. and you?
User avatar #120 to #119 - JENNAY (08/21/2013) [-]
Counting down the days until Friday. Then Emily is a free elf
User avatar #121 to #120 - snakefire (08/21/2013) [-]
Heheh nice
User avatar #122 to #121 - JENNAY (08/21/2013) [-]
Getting fucccked up

How have you been doing with school drawing closer?
User avatar #123 to #122 - snakefire (08/21/2013) [-]
I registered today....
User avatar #124 to #123 - JENNAY (08/21/2013) [-]
Will you at least be taking any decent classes?
User avatar #125 to #124 - snakefire (08/21/2013) [-]
I dont know...
User avatar #98 - snakefire (08/16/2013) [-]
#99 to #98 - JENNAY (08/16/2013) [-]
Oh herro prease welcome to city wok
#100 to #99 - snakefire (08/16/2013) [-]

Whats up.
User avatar #101 to #100 - JENNAY (08/16/2013) [-]
Was studying for last week of organic chem
On the verge of breakdown
Now is vodka

Sup with my g?
User avatar #102 to #101 - snakefire (08/16/2013) [-]
Bleh College is going to suck for me, I can feel it.

I'm just enjoying my last bit of school.
User avatar #104 to #102 - JENNAY (08/16/2013) [-]
Dude live it up while you can. I didn't even get summer blugh

Where you going to school?
How much it sucks determines mostly on what your major is going to be and how well you made your choice on where to go. A lot of places are similar yeah but some people just don't fit in right with where they ended up choosing. You definitely meet great people though. Most of them in your first week and then you'll never talk to them again

The ones you do keep talking to though will be some of the best people you'll ever meet

What are you planning to study?
#105 to #104 - snakefire (08/16/2013) [-]
I have ABSOLUTELY no idea... I'm very indecisive.

My talents suggest something with computers considering I built my own..

In ten days i'm going to public school for the first time in 4 years..
#106 to #105 - JENNAY (08/16/2013) [-]
Oh I thought you were just entering college after this summer! Because that's stressful enough on its own but **** at least everyone's in the same boat

Im REALLY sorry to hear that honestly. My boyfriend was in private school and then homeschooled because of how awful his social anxiety was. He went to public school for the first time in high school and I can't tell you it was an easy transition, but you definitely find people even if you don't technically "fit in"

People who have been in the system long enough should take the incentive to keep up conversations until they turn into friendship so it won't all be on you to try to grasp onto any social interaction you can. Best advice I can give? You're going to be freaking out but just act like you're completely composed aside from the occasional "I'm new what is everything" face peeking out (some people find it endearing and want to be your friend because of it ahaha)

Also I don't know what kind of area you live in but almost none are as violent as people say
#107 to #106 - snakefire (08/16/2013) [-]
I'll try my best thanks.

You're the first person to actually give me useful advice rather than say something along the lines of shut up it will be fine.
User avatar #109 to #107 - JENNAY (08/17/2013) [-]
I know I'm just some randomass chick on goddamn Funnyjunk but if you need any advice for this type of crap and people you know aren't helping I promise I'll do everything I can to never steer you wrong

School's tough socially, especially if you can't hide your vulnerabilities behind muscles or 11 out of 10 charisma, but I got your back!
User avatar #110 to #109 - snakefire (08/17/2013) [-]
Thank you so much. It means a lot, because I'm pretty nervous...
User avatar #111 to #110 - JENNAY (08/17/2013) [-]
Guuuurl I gotcha
#112 to #111 - snakefire (08/17/2013) [-]
Do you have skype by chance?...
Do you have skype by chance?...
User avatar #113 to #112 - JENNAY (08/17/2013) [-]
Yessir. I think it's greendaygalzie10

If not just look for my name Emily Zajecka

I'm the only one on the internet (at least the only one that has internet access)
User avatar #114 to #113 - snakefire (08/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #115 to #114 - JENNAY (08/17/2013) [-]
Alright awesome

I should be able to go on anytime tomorrow. Busy with people right now (while still on the computer because I'm a social idiot) but anytime other than like this immediate moment (of course) I'm usually good!
User avatar #116 to #115 - snakefire (08/17/2013) [-]
Alright thanks.
#108 to #107 - JENNAY (08/17/2013) [-]
That's because people can't deal with their own personal issues let alone try to give reasonable advice to others for theirs

I've had a lot of not-so-happy experience and I like to try to share what I've learned with anyone who needs it

Hey, you'll be just fine. People at public school are definitely full of variety and things usually work out pretty well, even if you just find one or two people to stay with for the rest of your time there

Worst comes to worst bring your dog and say it's your Russian cousin come to visit. Bitches love Russian dog cousins
User avatar #103 to #102 - snakefire (08/16/2013) [-]
Last bit of summer*
#95 - vaskaduzea (07/30/2013) [-]
heyyyy i dont have internet atm so i am using my friends PC i cant check the reply on your status so reply me here anyway here is something to cheer u up www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymFDtbk2teE
#96 to #95 - JENNAY (07/30/2013) [-]
That made me laugh WAY harder than it should have
#97 to #96 - vaskaduzea (08/06/2013) [-]

glad i could help "_
User avatar #90 - yeezus (06/22/2013) [-]
r u girl
User avatar #91 to #90 - JENNAY (06/22/2013) [-]

r u kanye?
User avatar #92 to #91 - yeezus (06/22/2013) [-]
i am kanye
User avatar #93 to #92 - JENNAY (06/23/2013) [-]
lord yeezus hear my prayer
#94 to #93 - yeezus (06/23/2013) [-]
Your prayer has been heard
#76 - Crimeater (05/14/2012) [-]
I can has your guitars? Kthxbai ^_^
User avatar #77 to #78 - JENNAY (05/14/2012) [-]
ALL the guitars? :O
#78 to #79 - Crimeater (05/15/2012) [-]

Well mainly the Jackson. Where'd you find such a nice coloured RGA? I have the RGA7, metal as **** , but all black is a bit...meh after a while. XD

Pic related, it's MFW.

JK my guitar "Collection"
User avatar #79 to #80 - JENNAY (05/17/2012) [-]
Agh the only problem with my Jackson is that the floyd rose bridge is such a bitch to keep in tune D:

Yeah I know what you mean. A mix of colors makes everything just seem so much better, even if it's the exact same guitars. Got it from a small shop near my house called Gand. Not a big selection on typical metal-style guitars but after going to 2 other shops I came back and though their selection of that sort was only 5 guitars big it had the best ones that just struck me, you know? It was between this and a different RGA series with like a cracked ice look which was really cool but this guitar played better for me

MFW I wanted the guitars so badly that I turned into two. ****** miracles all up in this bitch

Hey, you don't need a ton of guitars if you have some solid ones that let you play all the range of styles, which is why I love this Ibanez so much. You have too many and you start to feel bad you can't play them all and are picking favorites without intending to!
#80 to #81 - Crimeater (05/17/2012) [-]
Ew Floyd


Yeah I know what you mean, but the thing is, I play in at least 5 different tunings just on 6's, as I make a vast range of music, it's a bitch to do, but it's gotta be done XD
Yeah I can imagine myself feeling bad not playing all of them :P
User avatar #83 to #82 - JENNAY (05/18/2012) [-]
Well alternate tunings are fun :P I've actually been forcing myself to try writing more in standard tuning haha. But imagine constantly changing that tuning with a FR bridge. That's why I usually keep mine in one tuning and don't try to **** with it too much unfortunately
User avatar #81 to #82 - TestesFly (05/18/2012) [-]
No matter how good the rest of the guitar is, the FR still sucks the life out of the whole damn instrument. Even with my Ibanez Universe, the constant Floyd Rose headaches are making me seriously consider selling it for something less high maintenance.
User avatar #82 to #83 - JENNAY (05/18/2012) [-]
I've been considering selling my Jackson too because of the FR maintenance even though I freaking love that guitar so so so so so much. I don't know if I have it in my heart to sell though
User avatar #84 to #84 - TestesFly (05/19/2012) [-]
Well hey, if you really love it, by all means, put the maintenance into keeping it. I just think it would be more difficult to grow to love a guitar that requires that much maintenance in the first place. But if it's already your baby, keep lovin it up.
#85 to #86 - Crimeater (05/19/2012) [-]
Awesome Username XD

But yeah, I'm only considering a trem for when I have about 5/6 guitars with TOM or other....low maintenance bridges, just to have some variety...and to DIVE BOMB w00t
#74 - yerREALdad (08/02/2011) [-]
Happy Birthday
User avatar #75 to #75 - JENNAY (08/02/2011) [-]
Aw thanks real dad!
Is my birthday gift you not using the belt?
User avatar #71 to #71 - JENNAY (06/19/2011) [-]
That is my favorite gif and just general phrase ever
User avatar #72 to #72 - ispeaklolcat (06/19/2011) [-]
lt dan is in CSI NY as well.
User avatar #73 to #73 - JENNAY (06/19/2011) [-]
I didn't even know that now I'm going to have to start watching CSI so I can make lt. dan jokes

Thank you for bringing this light into my life
#65 - trumpetman (11/27/2010) [-]
Run Forest!!!! Run!!!!!
#66 to #66 - JENNAY (11/27/2010) [-]
Have you ever been with a girl, Forrest?
-I sit next to them in my Home Economics class all the time
User avatar #67 to #67 - trumpetman (11/27/2010) [-]
hahaha I absolutely love that movie!
It's amazing!
User avatar #68 to #68 - JENNAY (11/27/2010) [-]
Have you found Jesus yet, Forrest?
I didn't know I was supposed to be lookin'
User avatar #69 to #69 - trumpetman (11/27/2010) [-]
Forrest Gump: You could come home with me, to my house in Greenbow, Jenny, you and little Forrest. If you're sick I'll take care of you.
Jenny Curran: Will you marry me, Forrest?
Forrest Gump: Okay...
User avatar #63 - blazenmanx (10/08/2010) [-]
User avatar #64 to #64 - JENNAY (10/08/2010) [-]
Oh hey dere
User avatar #61 - TestesFly (08/10/2010) [-]
Do you happen to have a copy of the original macro for 8th grade whore? I want to make a new one, and they took down the macro from memegenerator.net
User avatar #62 to #62 - JENNAY (08/10/2010) [-]
No :( I just used the memegenerator site
User avatar #58 - funnyjoe (08/08/2010) [-]
i remember i was watching Forrest Gump for the first time on tv when you were giving me advice on how to do my own average eighth grade whore comp
User avatar #59 to #59 - JENNAY (08/08/2010) [-]
I remember when my 8th grade whore comps were actually on this site on my profile :(
User avatar #60 to #60 - funnyjoe (08/08/2010) [-]
#55 - iRustyShackleford **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [-]
me and jennay were like peas and carrots
User avatar #56 to #56 - JENNAY (07/18/2010) [-]
She taught me how to climb
And I taught her how to dangle!!

P.s. LOVE your name. King of the Hill is my favorite show ever. Dale ftw!
"Rusty Shakelford is the name he uses to order pizza"
#57 to #57 - iRustyShackleford **User deleted account** (07/18/2010) [-]
haha not many people get the reference but ya I love this name lol
#53 - WTSnacks **User deleted account** (07/16/2010) [-]

Your name makes me lul.
User avatar #54 to #54 - JENNAY (07/16/2010) [-]
Haha thanks :)
I love Forrest Gump and Forrest Gump quotes and I love going JENNAY!
User avatar #52 - funnyjoe (07/11/2010) [-]
hey! it just got published! heres the link and thanks so much http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/605676/My+First+Eighth+Grade+Whore+Comp/
User avatar #42 - funnyjoe (07/11/2010) [-]
hey, im making an average eighth grade whore comp and im confused. i only have paint on my computer and im trying to stack the pics on to of each other. but i can't. should i use another program? help please
User avatar #43 to #43 - JENNAY (07/11/2010) [-]
You go to You need to login to view this link
In the search box type "average 8th grade whore" if you don't already see a picture of her on the front page
Have fun :)
Let me know when you post it, I want to see it
User avatar #44 to #44 - funnyjoe (07/11/2010) [-]
i did, i made a whole bunch and saved them on my computer in the sample pictures folder, im going to credit all the others from your third comp, AND im having problems uploading pics to funnyjunk too
User avatar #45 to #45 - JENNAY (07/11/2010) [-]
Hmm...what file type did you save you picture comp as?
User avatar #47 to #46 - funnyjoe (07/11/2010) [-]
and right now they're all one picture, i dont know how to put them in comp form
User avatar #46 to #46 - funnyjoe (07/11/2010) [-]
User avatar #48 to #47 - JENNAY (07/11/2010) [-]
That's really weird
Maybe the uploader is just having some problems. Try the old uploader or give it an hour?

To get it into a compilation I use a free program called Seashore. I do use a Mac though so I don't know if it would work on PC but you could try. If you do have a PC though I'm sure there are a billion other free editing software things you could download :)
User avatar #49 to #49 - funnyjoe (07/11/2010) [-]
i have a netbook, its this small laptop thats really for internet only, but it has a bit of space for other things. ill try downloading seashore online, thanks. the uploader on this site is always terrible for me, i can't even get a profile pic or even send a message. i hope im not being too annoying and ill try not to ask for any more help (but i probably will)
User avatar #50 to #50 - JENNAY (07/11/2010) [-]
Yeah the uploader can be a bit of a problem sometimes, but sometimes you just have to wait a long time for stuff to load. It just needs time to do its thing
Don't give it a second thought! I'm always glad to help, feel free to ask me anything :)
User avatar #51 to #51 - funnyjoe (07/11/2010) [-]
i think i actually just did it, i downloaded a program very easy to use called photoscape. Thank you new best friend! i'll promise to tell my grandchildren about you. now if you'll excuse me, i have to go tell everyone who contributed that im using their idea, you'll see some ideas from the first two pages (on most liked) of comments from your third comp.
#39 - gythorg (07/09/2010) [-]
now that I have your attention
use this one?
watch daily show

I know everything about poloticks
User avatar #41 to #39 - JENNAY (07/09/2010) [-]
Lol dammit you totally got my attention xP
You're so tricky
I think I'm going to be done making the 8th Grade Whore things though. I want to end things on a high note before they get stale. I was going to use other peoples' and give them full credit but I was getting super confused and mixed up in trying to remember who was doing what

Yours is funny, though :) I like it
You should try to make some. It's super easy cuz those girls are everywhere. We all have horrible experiences with them
User avatar #38 - BingTheDinosaur (07/09/2010) [-]
i love you
User avatar #40 to #38 - JENNAY (07/09/2010) [-]
D'awww I love you too! <3
User avatar #35 - HIMTheSixSixSix (07/08/2010) [-]
dude make more of those 8th grade ones, they are ******* lolcanos
User avatar #36 to #35 - JENNAY (07/08/2010) [-]
Okay, but only because you said lolcano and your avatar is Obama gettin' jiggy wit it
User avatar #33 - TestesFly (07/02/2010) [-]
Hey, I just saw this and immediately thought of you: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/25993/Lieutenant+Dan+Lieutenant+Dan/
User avatar #34 to #33 - JENNAY (07/02/2010) [-]
Well, that and "Lt. Dan, ya got no legs!"
Plus "Hey Forrest, have you found Jesus yet?" "I didn't know I was supposed to be lookin'" :P
You make me smile :) Thank you
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