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#17 - Bear-dog inbounds to eliminate threat  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2013 on Permission granted +6
#18 - crazyolitis (02/03/2013) [-]
Shit!
This is TiGER command asking KITten command: We need the ninja!
KITten command: Are you sure?!
TiGER command: Yes!
KITten command: ... God help us all! Releas it!
User avatar #19 - crazyolitis (02/03/2013) [-]
*Release
#95 - Microscopic turtles. 01/31/2013 on Bullshitphysics returns +2
#23 - Another famous misquoted scene, not unlike the infamous "… 01/29/2013 on this cake decorator had a... -2
#64 - That's a non-issue, girls don't even generally like superfluou… 01/29/2013 on There's Hope For All You Yet. +3
#29 - That's precisely why I worded it that way! I realize that, an… 01/27/2013 on 'merica 0
#10 - Nothing's more American than a Soviet-era assault rifle.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/27/2013 on 'merica +6
#18 - dandamanzx (01/27/2013) [-]
Actually, there are plenty of American-made AK's. Google Rifle Dynamics.
User avatar #29 - Ivandrago (01/27/2013) [-]
That's precisely why I worded it that way! I realize that, and so I put "Soviet-era" instead of "Soviet-made". The "species" (so to speak) of gun came from the good ol' USSR.
User avatar #14 - patrickmiller (01/27/2013) [-]
that's illegal
#17 - rikeus (01/27/2013) [-]
not if it's semi-auto
#13 - sheepysquirrel (01/27/2013) [-]
It didn't say that the guns were american made, just that it is a common american stereotype (yes there are some other than fat) that we own lots of guns, especially if you are down south.
#7 - The catnip experience.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2013 on How I imagine dogs see road... 0
User avatar #8 - DeadlyHorizons (01/27/2013) [-]
^
#16 - I actually got a Shuckle sweep the other day on Pokemon Showdo…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2013 on Shuckel is a boss +32
User avatar #33 - bothemastaofall (01/27/2013) [-]
Jesus fucking grohl
User avatar #32 - makedonski (01/27/2013) [-]
Jesus christ. you make whitney's miltank look like a regular cow.
#22 - **Ivandrago rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at … 01/26/2013 on Little People +2
#24 - But more than 6 Pokemon is against the rules!  [+] (3 new replies) 01/26/2013 on toxic gas +14
#45 - lordaurion (01/26/2013) [-]
They explain that. You can have more it's just not recommended because of how much your attention gets divided.
User avatar #55 - whycanticaps (01/26/2013) [-]
but you only ever have two out at a time, you could totally have more than 6 pokemon
#30 - fightforreason (01/26/2013) [-]
cheat. its easy to pirate stuff IRL the right psycopath can get around whatever stops you from carrying more than six, multiple trainer ID's maybe.
#248 - Chikorita is the best starter, shut your whore mouth. 01/26/2013 on If your Tattoos could talk +2
#12 - If I could have one Pokemon and it could evolve, I would choos… 01/23/2013 on Magikarp Comp +1
#45 - I hope I get White Russian. My illicit drug goals will end there. 01/23/2013 on hey 0
#19 - ******* lost it at Nocturne 01/20/2013 on League of Impossibru +1
#80 - I remember when it was toenail clippings, and when "fag&q…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2013 on This indeed is a repost. +3
User avatar #125 - orx (01/20/2013) [-]
Richard Simmons
#12 - This is exactly what ******* happened to me in Diamond. 01/16/2013 on Poor Ash +4
#13 - The foot is an imperial measurement, so it makes no sense to u… 01/15/2013 on Fuck you subway +4
#16 - Not necessarily. A lot of people overlook that the USSR was p…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2013 on A little bite of the web 4 0
User avatar #29 - albeit (01/15/2013) [-]
Which is another reason the U.S. dropped the bombs, they were rushing Japan into surrendering before the USSR's military could arrive, because they knew it would cause even more trouble as the USSR was likely to want to keep the territory in Japan that they took over
User avatar #43 - Fgner (01/15/2013) [-]
And don't forget, the USSR weren't exactly conservative of lives. Neither were the Japs. A war between the brutality of those two countries would have ended in a land soaked with blood. The USSR would win - yes, but they wouldn't give two shits about the lives of their own soldiers, and they would lose countless lives. And the Japs would have fought until every man, woman, and child had died fighting. Dropping the bombs was barely a bug bite compared to that mess.
User avatar #51 - albeit (01/15/2013) [-]
And, if I remember from History class correctly, the Japanese were prepared for a D-day style invasion from the U.S., which was our second plan apart from the bombs. For the invasion, not only did they have massive amounts of people (civilians and all) ready to fight on the main land, but they had plans to send women and children out in boats with bombs that would be detonated with U.S. boats came near. The women and children weren't chosen because the Japanese were monsters, hell chances are they volunteered, but they were instead used because they would not be as effective in hand to hand combat on land as the civilian men would be.
#34 - Damn straight. 01/15/2013 on Meanwhile in Russia 0
#33 - It's pretty common. Caviar there, especially near the places … 01/15/2013 on Meanwhile in Russia +3
#120 - Picture 01/14/2013 on #cutforbieber +6
#24 - No, you are a boy on tumblr. Go away. 01/12/2013 on Choking +3
#42 - **** that, I just stare at myself in awe and thin… 01/12/2013 on I hate this -2
#13 - DAMMIT OP, all you've done is reminded me how ******* … 01/11/2013 on When my girl tells me she's... +1
#231 - Seriously, what the **** are these called? I need it.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2013 on the best candy that nobody... 0
#241 - leahndmp (01/10/2013) [-]
Strawberry Bon Bons

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#3 - shockee (09/16/2012) [-]
I saw your comment on a post and was like "wait a minute..."
You're very smelly.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Ivandrago (09/17/2012) [-]
Which comment? There are several. Is that you, Kyle?
#5 to #4 - shockee (09/17/2012) [-]
Yes, tis me. It was the "VRY-NBR8TD" comment.
Which just so happened to be the same thing I commented with D:
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