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#15 - Any multihit move would ruin that. Protect also, if it had lefties. 09/22/2012 on who would have known.. 0
#1839 - **Ivandrago rolls 9,468,998** 09/22/2012 on The SuburbanTurban FJ Lottery 0
#16 - A moment of silence for those lost.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2012 on Pokemon Origami +4
User avatar #125 - docxy (09/23/2012) [-]
r.i.p.
splinter1 (rattata)
splinter2 (rattata)
duke nukem (voltorb)
derp fish (magikarp)
pocket sand (sandshrew)
pocket sand (sandshrew)
and drum stick (lvl 40 pidgeot from route 2)
TT^TT DRUM STICK!!!
#19 - pull (09/22/2012) [-]
... Okay, who's hungry?
#13 - Ah...grammar error.O n the internet. In a language people have…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/22/2012 on Title +8
User avatar #28 - kodex (09/22/2012) [-]
On*
#165 - anonymous (09/22/2012) [-]
there is a difference between ignorance (your gay) and a typo (you'r gay)...
#168 - kodex has deleted their comment.
#179 - thestrangestboner (09/22/2012) [-]
#177 - svampi (09/22/2012) [-]
Did you even read his comment? He's saying that "O n the internet" is a typo, not a grammar mistake. Not much point in knowing how to spell words if you can't understand a sentence, is there?
#19 - You could, but the tension would be excessive and the probabil… 09/20/2012 on Orchestra Instruments 0
#2 - Mastication is a funny word. If you do not know the definitio… 09/20/2012 on lol -2
#1015 - I think you're mistaken, please visit the IRS website. I don'… 09/20/2012 on Brutal Punishment 0
#46 - Oh my god, who cares already. It's been established that the … 09/20/2012 on Lumia 920 vs Iphone 5 +3
#72 - To me, this isn't funny. Just blurting out random, nonsensica… 09/20/2012 on Diamonds -7
#25 - Oh got it's in morbid channel. Morbidly obese brb, dying. 09/20/2012 on morbidly obese 0
#176 - The **** ? There's gunships in Battlefield? Was …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2012 on Gunships In Battlefield 0
User avatar #257 - angelodlt (09/21/2012) [-]
DUR HUR nope.... Its in the new dlc shit
#358 - Keyboards: QWERTY only still exists because in the old days, … 09/20/2012 on Bullshitphysics solar flares +1
#870 - Yes, that is true. I suppose you can call me a bit biased bec…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Brutal Punishment +1
User avatar #1006 - cadaverbox (09/20/2012) [-]
Nobody should be 'forced to be generous.'

Whether you like it or not, the US is a capitalist nation.
#956 - captnpl (09/20/2012) [-]
Yes, but their descendants will grow up with false senses of entitlement and will spend most of it on mansions, servants, hookers, yachts, and settlements. Thus completing the circle of economics.
#944 - anonymous (09/20/2012) [-]
http:// [url deleted]

According to the IRS chart, the "greedy rich" pay almost 25% (24.6%) of their total gross income. The average (20,000 - 50,000) pay approx: 5.0 - 6.4% of their total gross income. The rich (over 1 million) pay approx. four times that amount.

In one of our classes, we did a test where we took some of the most wealthy people (Oprah, Bill Gates, ect.. Approx: 3-4 people it was) and with ALL of their total income, the made about 950 or so BILLION. Not even ONE trillion. One source (not sure if this is 100% true) said that if Bill Gates were to donate his entire stock to the US Treasury, "he would reduce the $5.37 trillion national debt by well under 1%". Obviously that's old, since our debt is much, much higher, but it puts it in perspective.

And honestly, while not ALL of the rich have worked for their money, a lot of them surprisingly have. If you really look at it, you're punishing someone for being successful.

Anyways, that's just my take on it....
#841 - Why is everyone on FJ so republican/conservative? I say pick …  [+] (9 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Brutal Punishment +1
User avatar #964 - taxation (09/20/2012) [-]
Mhmm, as I always say, I'm down to take money from the rich bastards!
You would not believe how much my name's come up recently... Damn election.
User avatar #859 - cadaverbox (09/20/2012) [-]
The rich already pay a larger percentage of taxes though
#955 - odytoboman (09/20/2012) [-]
The rich do NOT pay a larger percentage; they pay a larger amount. Percentage-wise they pay less than 1% of income on average (and most get around paying that, fucking Walmart), whereas the middle and lower class pay almost HALF their fucking income.
User avatar #1015 - Ivandrago (09/20/2012) [-]
I think you're mistaken, please visit the IRS website. I don't mean to offend you.
User avatar #979 - cadaverbox (09/20/2012) [-]
Thank you, MSNBC. Please leave until you've read some facts on what you're trying to talking about.
User avatar #870 - Ivandrago (09/20/2012) [-]
Yes, that is true. I suppose you can call me a bit biased because I am a democratic socialist, but I feel they should pay even still a bit larger taxes. Isn't there something like six TRILLION dollars not being taxed in offshore accounts? They just get such ridiculous amounts of money that you could physically not spend in your lifetime. Then there are the awesome billionaires such as Gates who donates a crap ton of his paycheck. Too many are not as generous.
User avatar #1006 - cadaverbox (09/20/2012) [-]
Nobody should be 'forced to be generous.'

Whether you like it or not, the US is a capitalist nation.
#956 - captnpl (09/20/2012) [-]
Yes, but their descendants will grow up with false senses of entitlement and will spend most of it on mansions, servants, hookers, yachts, and settlements. Thus completing the circle of economics.
#944 - anonymous (09/20/2012) [-]
http:// [url deleted]

According to the IRS chart, the "greedy rich" pay almost 25% (24.6%) of their total gross income. The average (20,000 - 50,000) pay approx: 5.0 - 6.4% of their total gross income. The rich (over 1 million) pay approx. four times that amount.

In one of our classes, we did a test where we took some of the most wealthy people (Oprah, Bill Gates, ect.. Approx: 3-4 people it was) and with ALL of their total income, the made about 950 or so BILLION. Not even ONE trillion. One source (not sure if this is 100% true) said that if Bill Gates were to donate his entire stock to the US Treasury, "he would reduce the $5.37 trillion national debt by well under 1%". Obviously that's old, since our debt is much, much higher, but it puts it in perspective.

And honestly, while not ALL of the rich have worked for their money, a lot of them surprisingly have. If you really look at it, you're punishing someone for being successful.

Anyways, that's just my take on it....
#17 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2012 on UK vacation +7
#36 - cmcghie (09/18/2012) [-]
#42 - michiisgay has deleted their comment.
#515 - **Ivandrago rolls 41** 09/18/2012 on FCKING... -2
#373 - Aren't they really the same thing? 09/18/2012 on Japanese prank +2
#388 - **Ivandrago rolls 5,305** An ambitious man, I like it! 09/18/2012 on Quads 0
#145 - I was just about to make pretty much the same story. I don't …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2012 on >storytime +4
User avatar #146 - immortaldragonfire (09/18/2012) [-]
Because people are fucking retarded. Thats why. Almost, if not every, door has a lock on it.
User avatar #177 - ferrettamer (09/18/2012) [-]
My door doesn't, but I've still never been caught fapping.
User avatar #154 - rokkarokkaali (09/18/2012) [-]
My house is an apartment. So there is one door, and it is two my room/ bathroom which is right before my room. You know how hard it is to fap knowing you might end up hearing shit and farts at any time?
#455 - **Ivandrago rolls 669** Plox? 09/17/2012 on Only on the random board. +2
#34 - Ruski?  [+] (7 new replies) 09/17/2012 on Animals in Pokémon 0
#35 - iamphoenix (09/17/2012) [-]
Da, no ja govoryil tol'ko nemnogo, i ja ne magu pisat ill chitat.
#40 - iamphoenix (09/17/2012) [-]
*Ja ne magu pisat ill chitat Paruski
User avatar #41 - yunogasaii (09/17/2012) [-]
Ooncha booncha tatila bokining
#42 - iamphoenix (09/17/2012) [-]
You didn't properly conjugate 'bunchye' for this case. It should be 'boonchyev'.
User avatar #45 - yunogasaii (09/17/2012) [-]
I wasn't even talking in a real sentence. I made stuff up
#46 - iamphoenix (09/17/2012) [-]
i know, i was making joke comrade
User avatar #47 - yunogasaii (09/17/2012) [-]
wow, I actually thought I made a coherent Russian sentence except for one word ...
#4 - Which comment? There are several. Is that you, Kyle?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2012 on Ivandrago's profile 0
#5 - shockee (09/17/2012) [-]
Yes, tis me. It was the "VRY-NBR8TD" comment.
Which just so happened to be the same thing I commented with D:
#10 - It could be worse! When Christianity was Islam's age, they we…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/16/2012 on Oh, the irony. 0
#22 - anonymous (09/16/2012) [-]
the crusades were a response to a call for help by the byzantine emperor who was under attack by the Muslims.
User avatar #15 - chiefboss (09/16/2012) [-]
you sir are an idiot if you think that islam is by any means young.
User avatar #31 - Chuckaholic (09/16/2012) [-]
It's 7-800 years younger than christianity, although he had his numbers off, they weren't too bad.
#42 - anonymous (09/16/2012) [-]
You sir are an idiot, in the Qur'an they have the story of abraham that is in the bible, and christianity didnt really come around till about the crusades and most of the people were catholic and Catholicism is also older than christianity. Jesus was a jew and he is also in the Qur'an as well, So no Islam is older. Now Judaism is probably as old as Islam.
User avatar #82 - Chuckaholic (09/16/2012) [-]
Muhammed was from about 800 Bc. If christianity is considered separate from judaism it's due to jesus, shouldn't Islam get the same treatment, meaning it is several hundred years younger. Catholicism is a form of christianity as it is a form of worship that believes Christ was the messiah. Christianity is worshipping christ as the son of god, which happened in his life, it didn't come about in the crusades, it came about thousands of years ago.
User avatar #11 - swifterly (09/16/2012) [-]
Crusaders were created to fight the Ottoman Empire.
#10 - "VRY-NBR8TD" Very inebriated, huehuehue.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2012 on The Cure-All +6
#12 - weinerdick (09/16/2012) [-]
#64 - Why can't I stop laughing at this to my left? 09/16/2012 on Mine/11 +5

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#3 - shockee (09/16/2012) [-]
I saw your comment on a post and was like "wait a minute..."
You're very smelly.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Ivandrago (09/17/2012) [-]
Which comment? There are several. Is that you, Kyle?
#5 to #4 - shockee (09/17/2012) [-]
Yes, tis me. It was the "VRY-NBR8TD" comment.
Which just so happened to be the same thing I commented with D:
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