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IsabelleCaffeine

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Age: 114
Date Signed Up:11/28/2010
Last Login:7/10/2011
Location:Your bushes butt naked with a chicken mask on
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Fuck all you fake ass people. I'm gonna get high, I'm gonna shave my head and pierce my face and get a bunch of tattoos, I'm gonna party every night and one of these fucking days, you're gonna be sitting in your shell of a life, and you're gonna see me on the news in a straightjacket because I killed every one of you motherfuckers with a flick of my wrist. Fuck you all. Fuck. You.

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#96 - Comment deleted  [+] (19 replies) 06/13/2011 on Dont cry -5
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#110 - kgriff (06/13/2011) [-]
Looks like someone failed kindergarten.
#102 - anon (06/13/2011) [-]
hmm...i don't know...maybe 13 years of school? you are seriously retarded. he wasn't born riding the bus and then skipped 5 years of school.
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#100 - mtndewguy (06/13/2011) [-]
america
#108 - anon (06/13/2011) [-]
FUCK YEAH!!!!
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#105 - Trrave (06/13/2011) [-]
Don't blame America. There are slow people everywhere. We just nurture ours more than most places.
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#114 - kgriff (06/13/2011) [-]
Unless you live in the south, then they get bludgeoned to death with bats and sticks
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#120 - Trrave (06/13/2011) [-]
Or Texas. I hear they use the electric chair there. But not all of America is as backwards as the South, or as fun as Texas.
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#135 - kgriff (06/13/2011) [-]
Well, it can be confusing, the area where I live in Pennsylvania is mostly a redneck community, but there are other areas that are fucking full out cities where you will get ass raped on the corner (Philly obviously)
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#149 - Trrave (06/13/2011) [-]
Never been to Philly, and if I ever go there I now know to avoid corners so as to protect my butt. Thanks for the heads up!
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#152 - kgriff (06/13/2011) [-]
Make sure you have a gun when you are in Philadelphia. And when you see a black guy it is customary to pull out said gun and wave it around saying "I'll pop a cap in yo' ass nigger" because that is how they say hello
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#154 - Trrave (06/13/2011) [-]
Yay! More friendly advice! Good thing I have my CC permit! Ill make sure to greet them all enthusiastically!
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#157 - kgriff (06/13/2011) [-]
Oh you don't need a concealed carry permit in Philadelphia!!! Every nigger on the street has one (because of how they say hello) and they never get caught!
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#112 - mtndewguy (06/13/2011) [-]
i wasn't blaming anyone

in america it takes 12 years to become a senior, he is actually a super senior, someone who has gone for 13 years
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#124 - tontosrevenge (06/13/2011) [-]
I think someone forgot about kindergarten...
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#119 - Trrave (06/13/2011) [-]
No, he said he rode the bus in Kindergarten as well. Kindergarten is not 1st grade, thus he had the 12 required years plus one for Kindergarten.
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#127 - mtndewguy (06/13/2011) [-]
ahh, yeah i forgot about kindergarten