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#1 - whatever you've been smoking, i want some of that too...  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2012 on "Journey" artwork of mine... -1
#2 - adamrhodesartwork (06/20/2012) [-]
don't smoke but thanks:) trying to get my artwork out there so making an attempt on funny junk so far so good.
User avatar #3 - Ironicide (06/20/2012) [-]
well you got one of the words of the website sorted, so id say you're about 50% there...
#87 - Shouldn't we just start complaining about the people who compl…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2012 on Am i doing it right? +1
User avatar #104 - Ironicide (06/20/2012) [-]
*remove people*
#92 - zoepezygillman (06/20/2012) [-]
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MFW I actually tried to read that
#100 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/20/2012) [-]
Keep your pony shit in the brony board.

Besides, that didn't even make sense.
#68 - Im not going to roll, i just want to sit here and enjoy this r… 06/20/2012 on Funnyjunks reaction to dubs -4
#181 - you'd love my life :3 > never been stereotyped >…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2012 on Men will get this +1
User avatar #204 - assgrabbingfemale (06/20/2012) [-]
> Manic depression bipolar type II.
> Suicide attempted 12 times
> Play Minecraft for hours on end, I like big projects but I'm so OCD everything has to be symmetrical.
> Play Xbox way too much considering it's my life's purpose to get ALL the achievements. (Okay not really but it very damn well could be)
> By best a pothead for 5 years, and some harder drugs.
> I am very ominous.
> High matabalism, I jog, swim... go canoeing. Don't really need to bother with it too much.
> Never played sports besides tag football and I don't think Parkour falls into that mix at all.
> Been bullied, I keep to myself because I'm too much of a pushover.
> Come on fj when I'm too lazy to do anything else
> My tarantula probably has the potential to speak English, he rather just laugh in my face because animal intelligence is of interest. As for cats, I had one that I taught to do a number of multiple things. Then she passed on, probably because of age and UTI.
> I hate shopping, you know just going out for a day and looking around buying maybe one or two things every hour, like literally for nothing. To be completely honest, the only "shopping" I really do is in HMV. Because I don't know what I'm looking for, it takes time. I'm just looking hoping I find a small surprise awaiting me amongst those shelves, when I find a Limited Addition/Rare CD of a band I'm in love with with bonus tracks.
> Music's my passion. It's my first love, always will be. If my boyfriend dumped me tomorrow I'd just completely focus on my music, yeah sure I'd be hurt. But nothing can compare to progressions and melodies. The harmonious sounds that can ease most pains.
#170 - don't forget to cut the string still visible on the outside of…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2012 on Devilish Drink +14
#193 - jorgefuber (06/20/2012) [-]
daww
#127 - whats worse i quite enjoy shopping with my girlfriend, she doe…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2012 on Men will get this 0
User avatar #140 - assgrabbingfemale (06/20/2012) [-]
Not all girls are retarded or inane. Some are actually intellectuals and utilize common sense, on an abnormal level of course considering how commonly the gender is labeled in that sense. Majority rules, right? I don't know what's worse, being one of those oblivious retards and conforming to society. Or being quite aware of the retardation and practically getting sick of life because of it, knowing nothing you do will. This somehow ties in with shopping.. essentially anything makes me commence contemplating.
#181 - Ironicide (06/20/2012) [-]
you'd love my life :3
> never been stereotyped
> ive played a sport for my country several times (rugby)
> play xbox and minecraft and wow excessively.
> been the bullied and bully
> love shopping but get tired of it quickly
> by best for 3 years was a complete stoner, I only do drug in Glastonbury
> I study for school like steven hawkins before he became still art. currently getting chubby due to exams and lack of gym
> have tonnes of bad stories of experience
> Im evil >:)
> my gf loves me for all my faults and more so for my good side ( can be total dick )
> am manic depressive but accepted:- not the worst but its hard
> I am awesome because im not perfect but i know if i keep being me, people are going to want me over the boring people who follow the social flow
> love the funnyjunk community for its pros and cons
> My cat knows the cure to cancer but refused to share his knowledge
User avatar #204 - assgrabbingfemale (06/20/2012) [-]
> Manic depression bipolar type II.
> Suicide attempted 12 times
> Play Minecraft for hours on end, I like big projects but I'm so OCD everything has to be symmetrical.
> Play Xbox way too much considering it's my life's purpose to get ALL the achievements. (Okay not really but it very damn well could be)
> By best a pothead for 5 years, and some harder drugs.
> I am very ominous.
> High matabalism, I jog, swim... go canoeing. Don't really need to bother with it too much.
> Never played sports besides tag football and I don't think Parkour falls into that mix at all.
> Been bullied, I keep to myself because I'm too much of a pushover.
> Come on fj when I'm too lazy to do anything else
> My tarantula probably has the potential to speak English, he rather just laugh in my face because animal intelligence is of interest. As for cats, I had one that I taught to do a number of multiple things. Then she passed on, probably because of age and UTI.
> I hate shopping, you know just going out for a day and looking around buying maybe one or two things every hour, like literally for nothing. To be completely honest, the only "shopping" I really do is in HMV. Because I don't know what I'm looking for, it takes time. I'm just looking hoping I find a small surprise awaiting me amongst those shelves, when I find a Limited Addition/Rare CD of a band I'm in love with with bonus tracks.
> Music's my passion. It's my first love, always will be. If my boyfriend dumped me tomorrow I'd just completely focus on my music, yeah sure I'd be hurt. But nothing can compare to progressions and melodies. The harmonious sounds that can ease most pains.
#5 - no i do not im afraid. what do i do now?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2012 on Asteroid 0
User avatar #6 - trivdiego (06/20/2012) [-]
That book never made sense to me, no matter how old I was when I read it
#121 - dude, i think you may be alchoholic... 06/20/2012 on Men will get this +1
#1 - dragon ball z didnt make my childhood, it was my childhood... … 06/20/2012 on ARGH My Childhood! +2
#3 - what!?!  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2012 on Asteroid 0
#4 - madred (06/20/2012) [-]
Look at the last picture. It´s the asteroid the prince was moving on - from planet to planet. You dont know "the little prince", do you?
#5 - Ironicide (06/20/2012) [-]
no i do not im afraid. what do i do now?
User avatar #6 - trivdiego (06/20/2012) [-]
That book never made sense to me, no matter how old I was when I read it
#1 - is it just me? im missing something here :l  [+] (5 new replies) 06/20/2012 on Asteroid +1
#2 - madred (06/20/2012) [-]
The little prince - etienne de saint-exupery
User avatar #3 - Ironicide (06/20/2012) [-]
what!?!
#4 - madred (06/20/2012) [-]
Look at the last picture. It´s the asteroid the prince was moving on - from planet to planet. You dont know "the little prince", do you?
#5 - Ironicide (06/20/2012) [-]
no i do not im afraid. what do i do now?
User avatar #6 - trivdiego (06/20/2012) [-]
That book never made sense to me, no matter how old I was when I read it
#242 - I am tiresome of the sexual partners of my mother whom are sna… 06/18/2012 on movie quotes +66
#196 - ****** is a horribly offensive and downright mean… 06/18/2012 on 4chan +1
#194 - Picture 06/18/2012 on 4chan +2
#1 - To be honest Its looking more like "junk" than funnyjunk 06/17/2012 on What has Funnyjunk become +4
#7 - thank you 06/17/2012 on The most interesting girl... 0
#4 - i asked who she is, not the meme  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2012 on The most interesting girl... +1
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #7 - Ironicide (06/17/2012) [-]
thank you
#2 - who is this girl?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/17/2012 on The most interesting girl... 0
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/17/2012) [-]
Overly attached girlfriend
User avatar #4 - Ironicide (06/17/2012) [-]
i asked who she is, not the meme
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #7 - Ironicide (06/17/2012) [-]
thank you
#397 - I love you to death 06/17/2012 on recognize her? 0
#140 - they shave it 06/17/2012 on Baby Rohan 0
#49 - Some one said you're a ****** .... 06/17/2012 on tgandptrixie's profile 0
#1 - even more so if you blow into that with your eyes open  [+] (6 new replies) 06/17/2012 on Morbid for Pc Gamers +86
#364 - anewerbeggining (06/18/2012) [-]
I don't know if you're still talking about the same subject or something else...
User avatar #5 - gavinchase (06/17/2012) [-]
Why don't you just take it outside, grab a fan, turn fan on while it's unplugged, take a long extension cord plug into fan, get inside house, plug it in and let the fan do the work while you are out of the way and your place doesn't get dirty or stuffy.
User avatar #11 - piecejr (06/17/2012) [-]
Or use an air compressor and goggles and blow the ever-living fuck out of it
User avatar #64 - COMMENTSforTHUMBS (06/17/2012) [-]
you ever take off the straw and spray it on your arm?
User avatar #213 - sirgawain (06/18/2012) [-]
Air compressor, not canned air.
User avatar #16 - gavinchase (06/17/2012) [-]
It will get everywhere...
#11 - that is what i had :( did you feel slightly detached from you body? 06/17/2012 on Lucid Dreaming 0
#9 - I do and don't before sleep, i never noticed a connection. I s…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2012 on Lucid Dreaming 0
User avatar #10 - bendahen (06/16/2012) [-]
i once did sleep paralysis. it was the scariest thing i had ever done and i had to speak to a psychiatrist because i was frightened of closing my eyes in case i relived that one night. it felt like a child was sat on my chest, i could breath but had to put in a little more effort for a little less breath, not quite needing to gasp but not getting enough air. i tried to lift my arm to pinch myself, check if i was asleep, and i couldn't. i have a bunk bed and i heard noises of someone climbing the ladder but i couldn't check to see if there was anything there. i still have trouble sleeping.... never do sleep paralysis
#12 - krokberg (06/17/2012) [-]
You can wake up from sleep paralyzis by trying to move your toes or swallow. What you're doing is tricking the brain into thinking you're sleeping. The brain automatically "shuts off" the biggest muscles, so you wont hurt yourself in your sleep. But smaller parts of the body, like the toes, can still be moved, and moving them may wake you up. Swallowing too, because your brain knows it's something you do when awake, and therefore stops the paralyzis. Just thought I should say that, hope it helped.
User avatar #11 - Ironicide (06/17/2012) [-]
that is what i had :( did you feel slightly detached from you body?
#1 - I got Patrick Star 06/16/2012 on Batman name +1
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User avatar #3 - assgrabbingfemale (07/01/2012) [-]
psssst, you're missed
#2 - deathlordgusta (05/15/2012) [-]
another friend
User avatar #1 - ASDLSD (04/30/2012) [-]
I like it how your QR code links to your facebook
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