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When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his license. He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, "I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture."

The woman beside him peered over his shoulder, then reassured him, "It's okay. That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you over, anyway."

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#108 - If I wanted a cum back id wipe it from your lips  [+] (1 reply) 08/26/2010 on A very long demotivational... +1
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#140 - KlausJ (08/26/2010) [-]
It's "my cum back". First of all "a cum" is wrong and sounds as if you want someone else's cum back which is disgusting.
#305 - them cock sucks at the pringle company need invent a machine t…  [+] (5 replies) 08/26/2010 on Dear Pringles +2
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#306 - Longcatisloooooong (08/26/2010) [-]
Maybe they should take the same approach push pops did, with the little push up lever on the bottom so that you can raise the chips into easy reaching distance
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#318 - used shoe 42 (08/26/2010) [-]
You, sir, should work for Pringles.
#312 - Joshewith (08/26/2010) [-]
You could just pour them into a bowl?? =]

Problem solved ^^
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