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InglushMayjur

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Gender: male
Age: 23
Steam Profile: inglush_mayjur
Consoles Owned: PS4
PSN: dirt4mygrass
Interests: History, paintball, conspiracy theory
Date Signed Up:11/21/2010
Last Login:3/04/2015
Location:Akron
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3495
Comment Ranking:#10684
Highest Content Rank:#3502
Highest Comment Rank:#4541
Content Thumbs: 1180 total,  1284 ,  104
Comment Thumbs: 2394 total,  2810 ,  416
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 107 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 108 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 46% (46/100)
Level 223 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:2
Content Views:45493
Times Content Favorited:117 times
Total Comments Made:644
FJ Points:3469
I am the InglushMayjur. Originally born in 1898, I designed a time machine and traveled into the future, a dismal place where a simple disagreement can get you branded as a "fag."
I joined the Illuminati, and now travel the world fighting against the Lizard People and spreading selective truths wherever I go.

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#107 - Everyone knows the lizard people who control the American gove… 02/26/2015 on Steel Beams 0
#64 - Anyone else getting tired of seeing all these ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on But..muh oppression. +4
User avatar #68 - chuca (02/26/2015) [-]
stop coming to FJ, it's the only way you're going to stop seeing them

then you only have to watch people in RL argue constantly
#91 - Just like a comment on funnyjunk should always be taken litera…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2015 on White People 0
User avatar #101 - noblexfenrir (02/24/2015) [-]
Oh wow and you went to my other comments on this post just to thumb me down, how very petty.
User avatar #100 - noblexfenrir (02/24/2015) [-]
You'd be surprised at how many people use satiric lines from comedians as actual arguments.
#56 - To paraphrase Louis C.K., white privilege is the ability to ge…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/24/2015 on White People +4
#238 - anonexplains (02/24/2015) [-]
Only if you go back in time to any point in Europe and maybe some parts of North America. Africa? Asia? Australia? Good fucking luck.
#177 - anonexplains (02/24/2015) [-]
do you know ANY euro history? Whites killed whites ALLLLLLLL The fuckin time. Irsh were "white negros" and the french exist.
User avatar #77 - noblexfenrir (02/24/2015) [-]
Yes because Louis C.K. should ever be taken literally instead of just comedy and nothing more.

The statement implies skin colour was literally the only identification required for it to be "fucking awesome" which is completely untrue.
User avatar #91 - InglushMayjur (02/24/2015) [-]
Just like a comment on funnyjunk should always be taken literally, and not as an attempt to make light of a stupid fucking debate people keep having.

You honestly sound like a ton of fun at a party, seriously.
User avatar #101 - noblexfenrir (02/24/2015) [-]
Oh wow and you went to my other comments on this post just to thumb me down, how very petty.
User avatar #100 - noblexfenrir (02/24/2015) [-]
You'd be surprised at how many people use satiric lines from comedians as actual arguments.
#62 - phobiaexposure (02/24/2015) [-]
Well it is really dependent on when and where. I, being a white guy, could go to pre-colonial america and get killed by a Native American, which wouldn't be that awesome.
#52 - Comment deleted 02/24/2015 on White People -2
#100 - Under what succession law? The Taiwanese constitution doesn't… 02/24/2015 on Danky Kang 0
#100 - I raise you the Vaccination monster. I think this ima…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Vaccines Cause Autism +2
#130 - anonexplains (02/19/2015) [-]
the first vaccine was made out of a cow desies, dont remember what. A man found out that the cows that allready had the desies didnt get sick again. and he infected some cows and shazam a new and better world.
#76 - You don't really just "wake up" from anesthesia. Sh… 02/18/2015 on Nonchalant +5
#183 - It only makes the gun about 20 decibels quieter, if that. It'… 02/16/2015 on Gun smarts 0
#5 - Could be doubled sided signs, maybe the photo was staged, I du… 02/10/2015 on *Christian 0
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User avatar #3 - GabeAsher (05/08/2013) [-]
Hey, I was just wondering, if you don't play items anymore, could I have yours?
I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
#1 - buckeyeup (04/07/2011) [-]
props on the gratuitous amounts of thumbs
User avatar #2 to #1 - InglushMayjur (04/07/2011) [-]
Thanks man
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