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Date Signed Up:2/21/2010
Last Login:12/14/2014
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#53 - Werewolve would of ran too if he got shot multiple times as it…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Muh hur... 0
User avatar #54 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Like I said with the other guy, depends on the lore. Generally, Werewolves tend to be very durable and able to regenerate just fine, with less weaknesses than even vampires. Not all animals run at gunshots anyways, if they did, a hunter would never get attacked or gored, now would they?

Werewolf would live in the same town as well. The only difference is that 1. I haven't seen the werewolves face, and 2. He can actually come out in the daytime and be perfectly fine.
#51 - Now imagine walking through the town and you notice a lady bei…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Muh hur... +1
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Indeed they are, as a Werewolf wouldn't have run and I would be gutted, so would the rest of the men who came to my rescue.

Le fuk u
User avatar #53 - ImStillAnAnon (12/13/2014) [-]
Werewolve would of ran too if he got shot multiple times as it has reverted back to an animal with animal instincts. Any animal would run at the surprising loud sound of a rifle.
He would of reverted back to a human and still have wounds.
Vampire would of been wounded too but nothing like a nice human blood smoothie to replenish themselves. Plus he lives in the town. Same town as you. Knowing theres a killer somewhere who knows your face would of been dreadful.

User avatar #54 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Like I said with the other guy, depends on the lore. Generally, Werewolves tend to be very durable and able to regenerate just fine, with less weaknesses than even vampires. Not all animals run at gunshots anyways, if they did, a hunter would never get attacked or gored, now would they?

Werewolf would live in the same town as well. The only difference is that 1. I haven't seen the werewolves face, and 2. He can actually come out in the daytime and be perfectly fine.
#316 - **ImStillAnAnon used "*roll 6, pokemon*"** **ImStillAnAnon …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on all roll types 0
#539 - silversspoon (12/13/2014) [-]
No.
#313 - **ImStillAnAnon rolled user silversspoon ** *roll 6, p…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2014 on all roll types 0
User avatar #316 - ImStillAnAnon (12/13/2014) [-]
**ImStillAnAnon used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**ImStillAnAnon rolls Reshiram**
**ImStillAnAnon rolls Drilbur**
**ImStillAnAnon rolls Psyduck**
**ImStillAnAnon rolls Meditite**
**ImStillAnAnon rolls Drowzee**
**ImStillAnAnon rolls Victini**

My team was left at the pokecenter. Lets try it again.
#539 - silversspoon (12/13/2014) [-]
No.
#35 - Vampires are more scary than werewolves. Only reason why they …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Muh hur... 0
User avatar #49 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
I maintain what I said. The idea of a super strong, super fast, nigh unkillable war machine coming at you is much more appealing (you know what I mean) than some guy crawling around on ceilings and hissing at you.
User avatar #51 - ImStillAnAnon (12/13/2014) [-]
Now imagine walking through the town and you notice a lady being charmed by a handsome fellow. Being the creep that you are you follow them behind an alley to get first person porn.
You see them going at it heavy and all of a sudden the guy bites the lady on the neck and she just becomes pale.
Ragdoll_mode.activate

You scream in terror as you see the blood dripping from the corpse. The guy sees you and you immidietally get paralyzed. Wings expand from his back as you see him approaching you. You stand still from the shock but cannot break eye contact. He grabs you by the throat and easily raises you from the ground even though youve been putting up pounds for the winter hibernation.

As he drives his long sharp nails into your bellybutton you start thinking how kind of him for cleaning you out before he eats you. You start to admit defeat but all of a sudden you hear gunshots. The vampire drops you and hisses at the people with the rifles. He charges at them from a distance and as the men ready their weapon, he turns into fog and bats and vanishes.

You sit there in shock at what just has happened, You hope your mom has done laundry because you desperately need a new pair of underpants. You stand with the help from the men asking if youre alright. You look at them wide open and say

"Werewolves are the master race of scary creatures. Anyone who says Vampires are better are total faggots"
User avatar #52 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Indeed they are, as a Werewolf wouldn't have run and I would be gutted, so would the rest of the men who came to my rescue.

Le fuk u
User avatar #53 - ImStillAnAnon (12/13/2014) [-]
Werewolve would of ran too if he got shot multiple times as it has reverted back to an animal with animal instincts. Any animal would run at the surprising loud sound of a rifle.
He would of reverted back to a human and still have wounds.
Vampire would of been wounded too but nothing like a nice human blood smoothie to replenish themselves. Plus he lives in the town. Same town as you. Knowing theres a killer somewhere who knows your face would of been dreadful.

User avatar #54 - captainfuckitall (12/13/2014) [-]
Like I said with the other guy, depends on the lore. Generally, Werewolves tend to be very durable and able to regenerate just fine, with less weaknesses than even vampires. Not all animals run at gunshots anyways, if they did, a hunter would never get attacked or gored, now would they?

Werewolf would live in the same town as well. The only difference is that 1. I haven't seen the werewolves face, and 2. He can actually come out in the daytime and be perfectly fine.
#2139 - Who is brave enough to fight my elite team. Ill rekt you. 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 0
#2125 - **ImStillAnAnon used "*roll 6, pokemon*"** **ImStillAnAnon …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 0
#2139 - ImStillAnAnon (12/13/2014) [-]
Who is brave enough to fight my elite team. Ill rekt you.
#1435 - Make his christmas a happy one 12/07/2014 on mods draw you a Christmas hat 0
#149 - Domo arigato mr otismcwonderful 12/03/2014 on Geforce master race. +1
#147 - Found one for 80 bucks. Am i in the clear to crossfire?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Geforce master race. 0
User avatar #148 - OtisMcWonderful (12/03/2014) [-]
I'd say so. I paid $150 for my first one and got the extra for $100.

Don't forget the crossfire bridge btw.
User avatar #149 - ImStillAnAnon (12/03/2014) [-]
Domo arigato mr otismcwonderful

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