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IamEllis

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:8/10/2010
Last Login:7/27/2015
Location:Savannah Georgia kicking some zombie ass
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Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Content Views:12297
Times Content Favorited:186 times
Total Comments Made:5657
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Alot of you may know me from my previous account imellis. well since admin messed up, it was deleted in the time warp a while back.

Anyways...uhhh..gee, well my name is ellis and im just lookin for some fellow survivors so keith, if you are out there somewhere buddy, good luck!

Also for you funny junkers out there i got a a lot of original Keith story's to tell ya!

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    Twinkie drug deal Twinkie drug deal
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    Epic Harry Potter Trailer Epic Harry Potter Trailer
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    My pumpkin! My pumpkin!
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    Deadpool! Deadpool!
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    Well, were fucked! Well, were fucked!
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    Do it you wont! Do it you wont!
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#125 - anon (10/13/2013) [-]
faggot
#126 to #125 - IamEllis (10/13/2013) [-]
cool story bro, go pc game some more
#109 - PhedoBear (04/17/2013) [-]
Ellis you're pretty hot
#110 to #109 - IamEllis (04/17/2013) [-]
Why thank ya kindly! normally I'd say I'm honored or sumthin of the sort but with the name like Phedobear, I'm a bit worried to be honest
#111 to #110 - PhedoBear (04/17/2013) [-]
Don't be! I won't do anything to you.
Don't be! I won't do anything to you.
#112 to #111 - IamEllis (04/17/2013) [-]
Aww, well shucks, maybe it wouldn't be so bad if ya did!
#113 to #112 - PhedoBear (04/17/2013) [-]
Maybe you're right...
Maybe you're right...
#108 - enderslayer (12/03/2012) [-]
Hey, Ellis.
#82 - immacoolcat (07/27/2012) [-]
Just got your message! I will be posting most of what I have saved.
Just got your message! I will be posting most of what I have saved.
#83 to #82 - immacoolcat (07/27/2012) [-]
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#84 to #83 - immacoolcat (07/27/2012) [-]
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#78 - landolakes (02/23/2012) [-]
savannah ga, hell yeah son
#77 - xxkillionarexx (02/10/2012) [-]
Hey Ellis....
#75 - iamfrancis (01/28/2012) [-]
ELLIS! WE GOT A CHANNEL FOR LEFT 4 DEAD!

l4d, duh!
#76 to #76 - IamEllis (01/30/2012) [-]
YEEEAAAAH! Now tha'ts what I'm talkin bout!
#70 - iamfrancis (01/22/2012) [-]
So, you're this fabled "Ellis" I've been hearin' about!
#71 to #71 - IamEllis (01/23/2012) [-]
Well boy howdy, I sure as hell am pardner! If I aint mistaken I'd say your Francis. Yeah I suppose the leather vest and the gave it away like this one time my buddeh keith and I were at this rock concert right? and he saw this guy hardcore rocker guy was passed out drunk. He was wearing a leather jacket and it was pretty cold out so Keith decided he would borrow it for a while. turns out, it belonged to one of the members of the band we went to see, so the band's manager actually pushed Keith out on stage expecting to play the drums. Hehe, keith hardly ever touched an instrument in his life so the crowd got really pissed and started throwing beer bottles at him and ****. they actually chased him off stage and by the end of the night he had brusies over ninety percent of his body!
#72 to #72 - iamfrancis (01/23/2012) [-]
Where were you when the apocalypse started?
#73 to #73 - IamEllis (01/23/2012) [-]
I was heading home from mah buddies keith's house. it was like 1m in the mornin or somethin. Before I left I heard about people complaining about some weird case of rabies on the news. I woke up in the morning to go to work and when I got to the mechanic's shop, turns out my boss was a zombie. I dont buy it still though. It was pay day and that no good bastard was probably didnt wana give me mah money! Anyways, I went lookin for Keith and my Ma when I ran into coach and the rest of the gang.

Yeah, one hell of an apocalypse. How about Francis? Where were you?
#74 to #74 - iamfrancis (01/24/2012) [-]
Well, I was kissin' mah girl barbara then she puked and jumped on me. Then Dan and Andy shot that crazy bitch. After seein' sum guy bashin through the window, I got mah buds to drag up the jukebox and kill most of those vampires!
#69 - pikminz (01/11/2012) [-]
Hey Ellis, theres three boomers who spotted you, with them comes a hoard of zombies one hoard per boomer, following four tanks and you're only weapon, is an almost broken bat and you're surrounded....what do?
#65 - floofy (12/01/2011) [-]
if you didnt care about virtual why'd you delete your comment?
#66 to #66 - IamEllis (12/01/2011) [-]
I didn't delete anything you ********
#67 to #67 - floofy (12/01/2011) [-]
#68 to #68 - IamEllis (12/02/2011) [-]
It was you and flutterssob who deleted their comments so learn to ******* read. you are the absolute worst troll so you might as well go fornicate with yourself.