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IDontComputer

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Gender: male
Age: 32
Date Signed Up:8/09/2010
Last Login:5/27/2016
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    Uploaded: 05/27/11
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#775 - **IDontComputer used "*roll picture*"** **IDontComputer rol… 05/17/2016 on USPS is at the door 0
#139 - Semper fi, boot. 05/09/2016 on see you in a bit +2
#33 - Correct. 05/07/2016 on He will rise again 0
#6 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 05/06/2016 on He will rise again +68
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#69 - nopenopejustnope (05/17/2016) [-]
its not that bad but why would you ever high-five yourself?
Thats lame
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#43 - dehumanizer (05/07/2016) [-]
wash your fucing hands, what is this shit
#27 - masterboll (05/07/2016) [-]
the jesus one in the post actually looks good because it merges with the hand

this just looks like a drawing i would have done in school
#28 - drewjitsu (05/07/2016) [-]
I mean...it's not like the characters look any better. This seem so to be mission accomplished.
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#33 - IDontComputer (05/07/2016) [-]
Correct.
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#20 - sorentytoalba (05/07/2016) [-]
I'd force myself to become left handed.
#13 - anon (05/06/2016) [-]
if he faps with his right hes a pedo and if he does it with his left hes a furry
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#14 - kaminaofteamgurren (05/06/2016) [-]
What if he has to 2 hand it?
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#16 - mayorspookums (05/06/2016) [-]
Baby diaper furry, duh
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#12 - anabelethespacecow (05/06/2016) [-]
I hope he's not right handed
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#18 - tomahawkkit (05/07/2016) [-]
but with both, he becomes OP
#79 - Being a prior Marine Sergeant with 5 years active duty 3 inact… 04/14/2016 on struggle +2
#3 - "I can get set you up with a $199 a month loan for just 2… 03/15/2016 on African-American Tweets +47
#203 - That link had a few good points to make. If you don'… 02/11/2016 on Fishy 0
#40 - Where you are technically correct, I bet you don't sit so far …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2016 on short girls 0
#41 - awsomeseal (02/10/2016) [-]
I googled "pedal extenders for short drivers".
I was not disappointed.

Also, I'm one of them 5'11 people who doesn't have to worry about such things.
#2 - No, it shouldn't. The self checkout isn't a required lane. It …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2016 on (untitled) -3
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#4 - deadlyfoez (02/11/2016) [-]
Back in the day the cashier tallied up your purchase, the bagger bagged your good, and some other fuck brought your groceries out to your vehicle and helped load them up.

Now, they want YOU to tally your purchase, bag your items, and transfer them to your vehicle... all at the same price. The justification that they use is that these self checkouts cost a fortune.

Fucking cunts.
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#26 - ilovehitler (02/11/2016) [-]
How lazy does your fat ass have to be that you complain about having to bag your goods and bring your groceries out to your fucking car
#6 - But apparently **** you on Wednesday.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2016 on if no one reads the title +4
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#16 - buddywuggle (02/11/2016) [-]
Lemon cleans you.
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#11 - highkingtorygg (02/11/2016) [-]
whats wrong with yellow
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#25 - hypnotoad stare (07/27/2012) [-]
So you were a Marine?
#26 to #25 - IDontComputer (07/27/2012) [-]
Well as the saying goes, "Once a Marine, always a Marine." But to clarify, I did my active and inactive reserve time. I am now out with an honorable discharge.
#29 to #26 - hypnotoad stare (07/27/2012) [-]
My sister just got shipped over seas. Right after she got back from Korea they sent her back over seas again
#27 to #26 - hypnotoad stare (07/27/2012) [-]
You served are country. You have my respect coming from a military family.
#28 to #27 - IDontComputer (07/27/2012) [-]
Well thank you for that. I appreciate it. And thank you from everyone else that serves for your appreciation. As you can see from most posts, not everyone is happy with military members. And hey, that's fine. It would be completely hypocritical for me to fight of our country and it's amendments, then spit in someone's face for using theirs to voice their opinion whether I like it or not. No biggie. I did a job, I'm home now, and I feel I am better from it.
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#21 - anon (10/31/2011) [-]
i know you really didnt eat the hat.
#20 - gandalfthered (10/31/2011) [-]
where did you get the shirt?
#22 to #20 - IDontComputer (10/31/2011) [-]
That's my kickball team jersey.
#23 to #22 - sheiladikshit (12/20/2011) [-]
BALLS DEEP?!?!?! REALLY?
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#18 - lazyeyejoe (10/31/2011) [-]
You Sir are awesome
#14 - odiua (10/30/2011) [-]
OP, when do you think you'll have the pics and video up?
#16 to #14 - IDontComputer (10/30/2011) [-]
No video but the pics are up.
#17 to #16 - odiua (10/30/2011) [-]
Thanks man! I can't believe it!
#15 to #14 - IDontComputer (10/30/2011) [-]
I'm actually getting to it now. I probably won't have video. I have to work tonight but my buddies dont, so thet are all downtown for the Cards parade. I am stuck home. So I have to do self shots.
#13 - anon (10/30/2011) [-]
Still waiting for delivery OP...
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#10 - anonymousmember (10/29/2011) [-]
Cards! **** yeah!
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