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#3 - My girlfriend got me into it, broskillet. The audience is pret…  [+] (28 replies) 12/11/2013 on what kind of D&D is this?! +137
#363 - anon (12/12/2013) [-]
Me, my girlfriend, both my best friends, and their girlfriends play Mtg.

I can prove just in case somebody pulls "pics or it didn't happen"
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#335 - mrheisenberg (12/11/2013) [-]
Nah man, I me and my girlfriend used to play MtG, and the biggest MtG fanatics I know are a couple.

If you want virgins, look at Bronies.
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#328 - SgtBaha (12/11/2013) [-]
Hey, I resent tha-
Fuck it, he's right.
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#324 - luciferspianist (12/11/2013) [-]
My girlfriend got me into MtG, broskillet. The audience is pretty much uni students with too much time.

If you want virgins look at Vanguard.
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#241 - assassinscreedpwns (12/11/2013) [-]
Whoa, don't you talk shit about Brian Kibler.
#172 - anon (12/11/2013) [-]
as a DnD AND a MtG player, this is sadly true

I actually lost my virginity teaching a girl how to play magic the gathering
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#90 - pwoneill (12/11/2013) [-]
Don't look at us, we tap ass so hard it doesn't untap before the next upkeep phase…

boy we are the most at virginity
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#79 - anon (12/11/2013) [-]
Non Virgin who does both. Take that stereotypes.
#180 - anon (12/11/2013) [-]
I've watched this several times now. What is the point of this gif?
#340 - assassinscreedpwns (12/11/2013) [-]
There was a meteorite sighting or something of that nature in Russia. This guy is emulating what most Russians would do if they saw it while driving.
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#65 - rockmanneos (12/11/2013) [-]
>mfw D&D and MtG are made by the same company
>mfw I have no face
#57 - slival (12/11/2013) [-]
The fact that even DnD players hate on MtG makes me sad
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#21 - Sargeras (12/11/2013) [-]
Oi. I resent that.
#9 - cloymax (12/11/2013) [-]
and here we see a non-virgin amongst stereotypical virgins calling out another group of stereotypical virgins on being virgins

surely this can't lead to a non-virgin of this group of stereotypical virgins calling another group of virgins out
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#14 - Tusura (12/11/2013) [-]
My wife got me into MtG and D&D and we still play both regularly. We used to play WoW together, but the game got ferociously boring. Now we play League of Draven Legends cause it's free.

#50 - methirtyseven (12/11/2013) [-]
Free? Haha, good one
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#42 - nandaaz (12/11/2013) [-]
Me and my boyfriend started playing League of Draven too because it was free, but in the meantime he has bought 80 champions with RP, he has almost all the skins, and I have skins for champions I don't even like Awesome skins on sale, so thought I'd just try them...
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#43 - Tusura (12/11/2013) [-]
That's a little much...

I"ve bought a few skins and a few characters, but I haven't spent more than $100 total which I figure is less than I'd spend on any other game for my wife and I to both play. ($50 per person).
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#44 - nandaaz (12/11/2013) [-]
Man.... I think my account has somewhere near €50-80 for sins on it, and my bf over 200....
#6 - anon (12/11/2013) [-]
I got my boyfriend into MtG.

If you want virgins, look at Cardfight Vanguard
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#29 - warlordstuart (12/11/2013) [-]
Man, fuck that game! All my yugioh friends switched to that saying it was way better.

One of the bullet points they told me about it was "They don't censor their cards." Every single little shit that has said that to me was a mega virgin >.>

Granted, ever since my wife and i had a kid we haven't had time for ygo...but still...fuck cardfight....
#4 - jaked (12/11/2013) [-]
Same here, I literally haven't played a game of DnD without at least one person I have had and/or was having sex with at the time.
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#11 - sketchE (12/11/2013) [-]
either your a girl or swing both ways
#61 - jaked (12/11/2013) [-]
Nope, I'm a straight dude, most of my games have been only slightly less than half female, a quarter at the least. I don't know why people assume women wouldn't like it, it's essentially a board game with interactive storytelling and way less suck.
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#323 - sketchE (12/11/2013) [-]
thats just a bad assumption on my part. i misread it and thought that every dnd session youve played youve had sex with every member
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#38 - warlordstuart (12/11/2013) [-]
I don't recall the last time playing D&D where there wasn't at least two girls in the group. could be a dude...he could bring have brought his girlfriends into the group as well.
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#77 - emokoneko (08/03/2013) [-]
But I don't like the huge tits or the ridiculous muscles...>.> Well, not when it's to the point the characters look ridiculous.

But, then again, I don't play video games for the eye candy.
#90 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA (08/03/2013) [-]
Fair enough. It depends on the game I'm playing. Halo? Not interested in eye candy, the main dude is in a shapeless suit. In fact, the transfer of Cortana from "semi-androgynous AI" to "BOOBS" was a little irritating. But if I'm playing something not serious at all like a shitty JRPG then eye candy is all good.
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